Muzifufu's daily life

Mu Zijun came out for three years, and finally at the age of 29, his parents compromised.

However, his blind date didn't end there.

But the object changed from a woman to a man.

The man sitting opposite was his fourth blind date.

Compared with the previous three weirdos: a 50-year-old bachelor, a rich second-generation divorced 30 times before the age of 6, and a relative of a rural non-mainstream migrant worker who just entered the city, this is said to be the neighbor of my mother's high school classmate. My sister's sister-in-law's downstairs mahjong parlor's wife's son seems quite reliable.

Clean, gentle, and quiet...Looking dumb and stupid.

Mu Zijun took a sip of water, broke the silence first, and said with a smile:

"Hi, my name is Li [B——], I'm 29 years old this year. I'm a painter, so it's a freelance job."

The person on the opposite side pursed his lips and said, "Li [B——], 24, Yan Er."

After speaking, the man fell into silence again, staring at Mu Zijun silently for a full minute, which made Mu Zijun's back feel chills and he couldn't help laughing.

Amumu: "Together?"

"Ah?!" Mu Zijun was startled.

"I said," Amumu tilted his head and repeated, "are we together?"

Mu Zijun: "Uh..."

Mu Zijun was thinking: he looks good and has a nice voice...but he is five years younger than me!Still a student!And they don't even know each other at all!You have to know whether the other party is 1 or 0 before dating, right?And are you tilting your head to be cute, kid? !

"I'll think about it again." Mu Zijun propped his face and showed him a smile that he thought was elegant and coquettish.

Amumu tilted his head to look at him, "Okay, you promise to order again."

Mu Zijun instantly petrified: Are you fucking kidding me? !Not giving food is abuse!No matter how much you fall in love with me at first sight, don't you take it like this!childish!Didn't you see the expression on the waiter's face that wanted to crush you to death?

"AreUsure?" Mu Zijun couldn't help but confirm it again.

Amumu nodded.

Mu Zijun snorted, "You are too naive, little friend, friend."

Amumu was unmoved.

"Okay, I agree." Mu Zijun sighed, "Waiter, order!"

Anyway, I have to find a blind date partner who is "approved by my parents". Instead of risking encountering strange things again, it is better to choose this one who at least looks good.

Amumu nodded, and finally showed his first smile since we met.

Hey, he looks cute when he smiles, with little dimples... Mu Zijun thought to himself, and ordered the most expensive dish in the store without mercy.

Mu Zijun: "It's agreed, you treat me!"

Amumu: "Yes."

Mu Zijun chatted with Amumu while eating: "By the way, how did you take that photo?"

Amumu was puzzled: "Huh?"

Mu Zijun couldn't help laughing and said, "That's the one your mother sent to my mother, is it you?" You were so ugly that you almost didn't want to come.

Amumu was stunned, then took out his ID card, "You mean this one?"

Mu Zijun burst out laughing, "Yes, yes! This is the one!"

Amumu looked at his ID card, "How bad is it?"

——Except for some dull eyes, the hairstyle of a prisoner who just finished military training, and the fact that the camera is too low and the lens is facing his nostrils, there is no difference from the current self, right?

"It's not much different," Mu Zijun patted the table, "It's completely different!" Obviously, you can rely on your face for food, but the photos are so ugly!

"But it's okay," Mu Zijun comforted, "Everyone's ID cards are ugly."

"What about you?" Amumu said suddenly.

Mu Zijun didn't react immediately, "Me?"

Amumu: "ID card."

Mu Zijun froze for a moment, then smiled confidently, and flung his ID card on the table proudly.

Amumu looked at Muzijun's ID card, then at his own, frowned, "Your one looks good."

Mu Zijun tossed his hair, "I'm born beautiful, there's nothing I can do about it." Hmph, I have applied for an ID card eight times in order to have a good-looking ID photo!

After eating, when he walked to the door, Mu Zijun straightened his scarf, "How do you go back?"

Amumu: "Ride a bicycle."

"Oh. Then... I'll go back by bus alone?" Mu Zijun specially emphasized the word "alone" as a kind reminder.

"Okay," Amumu waved, "Goodbye."

Mu Zijun: "..." You won't see me off, won't you see me off, will you really not see me off?Playing hard to get, you little goblin!

Mu Zijun's home is not far away, but due to route problems, he has to transfer a car to go home.He was standing at the station waiting for the train to turn, when he suddenly saw Amumu passing by on a bicycle.

Mu Zijun was stunned: Damn it!This guy is going the same way and won't send me back? !

After a while, Amumu rode back again, frowning, "Do you want to transfer?"

Mu Zijun glanced at him, nodded coldly, and said in his heart: Hmph, now you think of sending me off?beg me!

Amumu said "Oh" and smiled triumphantly, "I don't want it." Then he rode away humming.

Mu Zijun: "..." Snake spirit disease!Come back quickly and I promise not to kill you!

【Diary of Mrs. Muzi】

Mu Zijun's diary:

I met a little fresh meat today, but it seems that my personality is a bit weird and I don’t need to be trained...

It must be because I am so beautiful and attractive, he is so fascinated, hungry and thirsty that he can't hold it!right!That's it!

When I went to the toilet, I took a sneak peek, um, the sex fortune of the lower body has fallen~

Amumu Diary:

I have a wife.

The author has something to say:

Part of the inspiration comes from "818, the 31-year-old gay who was forced by his parents to go on a blind date with an old man" on Weibo.

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