Muzifufu's daily life

Mu Zijun was woken up by Amumu.

Early in the morning, Amumu poked Mu Zijun wildly and shouted, "Muzi! You gave birth!"

Mu Zijun closed his eyes and kicked over: "Snake spirit disease! I didn't give birth!"

Amumu widened his eyes and said, "Could it be that I gave birth?!"

Mu Zijun was irritated, "What the hell?!"

Suddenly, I felt something wet on my hand, and I opened my eyes to see: a little boy was drooling on his hand!

"Fuck!" Mu Zijun woke up completely, "Amu, what did you do to me last night?!"

Amumu was at a loss: "I, I, I... no."

Mu Zijun stared at him: "Whose child will I have?"

At this time, the little boy woke up, sat up and rubbed his eyes, and after seeing the two clearly, he began to cry loudly: "Wow! I want hemp~hemp~!"

Amumu hurriedly sent him into Muzijun's arms, "Don't cry, don't cry, mom is here."

"You weird guy! It's not me, Mama! Mama has long hair!" The little boy cried even harder, "Woooooo...I want Mama!"

Mu Zijun pointed at the little boy who kept crying, "Fuck, whose kid is this?"

Amumu was stunned, "Didn't you give birth?"

"Fuck, you have such a big brain!" Mu Zijun kicked Amumu hard, "Do you believe that you are kidding me?"

Amumu was frustrated: "...I almost thought of a name."

Mu Zijun: "..."

The two cleverly used mobile games to seduce the child, and he finally stopped crying.The two quickly changed their clothes, and decided to take the little boy to have a round with Yan Jian first, and then the three of them went to find their mother together.

Mu Zijun, who was forced to wrap up in a ball, asked, "Little friend, do you remember your mother's cell phone number?"

The little boy sniffed and shook his head.

Mu Zijun: "Are you sleeping in a tent here with your mother?"

Seeing the little boy nodding, Mu Zijun continued to ask: "Do you remember where your tent is and what it looks like?"

The little boy thought for a while, "Red."

Mu Zijun looked around and saw a large area of ​​red tents, redder than his aunt.

Mu Zijun persisted, "Then what's your mother's name and what does she look like?"

The little boy glanced at him, "Mama said, you can't tell strangers about this casually."

Mu Zijun: "..."

The little boy suddenly smiled, showing two big white teeth, "But you are so beautiful, just give me a kiss and I'll tell you!"

Mu Zijun was stunned for a moment, rubbed the little boy's hair, and said with a smile: "You will take advantage."

Amumu expressionless: "If he kisses you once, I will hit you."

Little boy: "Woooooo... Mama hit me! Bad guy! I want Mama woooooo!"

Mu Zijun: "..." Could you be a little more fake?

Yan Jianzheng hooked up with a black, long and straight beauty, and the two watched the snow and the sunrise together literary and artistically, and chatted happily from poetry to philosophy of life.

Yan Jian was noble and glamorous and exhaled a smoke ring with a little melancholy, feeling in his heart: I haven't pretended to be so cool for a long time!

Talking about eating habits from horoscope blood type, Yan Jian revealed that he likes to eat cherries.

The black, long and straight beauty smiled and said, "Cherry, I also loved eating it when I was alive."

"Oh? Is that so? Why now..." Yan Jian was startled suddenly, the cigarette hanging from his mouth dropped, "Before he was alive?"

Hei Changzhi still smiled, "Yeah, what?"

Yan Jian fled in panic, "Help!"

Hei Changzhi is inexplicable.

At this time, Muzijun and Amumu just walked over with the little boy.

Yan Jian quickly ran towards them: "Muzi! Run!"

Mu Zijun's face twitched, and he said speechlessly, "What the hell?!"

Speech and panic: "Female ghost!"

Mu Zijun: "..."

When Hei Changzhi saw the three of them from a distance, he was shocked, and then he opened his arms full of maternal love and called: "Mumu! Come to mom!"

Muzijun and Amumu were both taken aback, and looked at each other, "Your mother?"

Seeing the little boy stretching his arms and running over while shouting "Ma Ma", both of them breathed a sigh of relief, "Fuck."

Yan Jian was taken aback for a moment, and then realized: "Before you were alive... what the hell! Before you were alive?!" Big sister, so you are a married woman!

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