Muzifufu's daily life

Everyone has a different lifestyle and different interests and hobbies.Even two people who like each other sometimes inevitably feel that they have no common language and it is difficult to integrate into each other's world.

such as:

Mu Zijun hugged Amumu from behind, resting his chin on his shoulder, "Amu, what are you writing?"

Amumu twisted his shoulders, "Paper."

Mu Zijun glanced at the title, "Dual-frequency geoelectric field theory, what do you mean?"

Amumu explained to him: "@#￥%&*..."

Mu Zijun was a little dizzy, "I don't quite understand."

Amumu patiently said: "@#￥%&* is @#￥%&*, according to @#￥%&*, because @#￥%&*, so @#￥%&*...do you understand?"

Mu Zijun was completely dizzy, "What did you say?"

Amumu sighed, "Why are you so stupid? I said, @#￥%&*..."

Mu Zijun acted suddenly enlightened: "Oh!"

Amumu nodded in relief, and was about to praise him, when Mu Zijun looked at him innocently and said, "I still don't understand."

Amumu: "..." I didn't say anything.

Another example:

Mu Zijun was painting, and Amumu came over to watch.He saw Mu Zijun painting one circle after another on the drawing board, and he couldn't help asking: "Are you imitating Da Vinci?"

Mu Zijun was pleasantly surprised: "So in your heart, I am so powerful?"

Amumu smiled, "Aren't you imitating him to draw eggs?"

Mu Zijun: "..." Is it tolerable or unbearable?

Mu Zijun started domestic violence, "Egg, you sister! I'm drawing the structure of the human body! The structure of the human body!"

One day, Mu Zijun was watching "Where Are We Going, Daddy" leaning against Amu Mu's arms, and suddenly remembered the first date they had at the cinema, and couldn't help laughing: "Mubi, can you sing Little Star?"

Amumu: "No way."

Mu Zijun cleared his throat, "Then I will teach you."

Amumu: "I don't want to learn."

Mu Zijun went crazy and beat his chest hard, "Can't you cooperate with me!"

Amumu held his wrist and said seriously: "I want to learn to draw, will you teach me?"

Mu Zijun was stunned for a moment, and said happily: "Okay, what do you want to learn? Sketching, oil painting, watercolor, ink painting?"

Amumu thought for a while, "Draw eggs."

Mu Zijun punched him, "Are you here to mess things up? No eggs! No!"

Amumu said seriously: "Do you think drawing eggs is easy? Leonardo da Vinci drew eggs carefully just because he obeyed the teacher's instructions. He drew one after another, each drawing many eggs with different shapes. Later , no matter what Da Vinci painted, he could draw quickly and likewise."

Mu Zijun raised his forehead, "You actually believe this kind of primary school text?"

Amumu remained expressionless, "Do you teach or not?"

Mu Zijun remained expressionless, "Are you stupid?"

Amumu sighed, "Why don't you understand? Among a thousand eggs, no shape is exactly the same. Each egg has a different shape when viewed from a different angle. Drawing eggs is to train eyesight and draw pictures Skill……"

Mu Zijun's painting class has started!Amumu wants to learn how to draw eggs?Most of them owe a beating, a beating would be fine!

Mu Zijun: "Amu, are you going to school again? I want to go too!"

Amumu hesitated for a moment: "Yes, but don't make trouble."

Mu Zijun patted his chest, "Don't worry, I will do whatever you want me to do!"

Amumu was startled, "No, no, you must not enter the laboratory!"

Mu Zijun curled his lips, "Why? I also want to help... Your classmates praised me last time!"

"Last time I did a small experiment to amuse you," Amumu frowned, "This time it's a major project."

Seeing that Mu Zijun was still sullen, Amumu sighed, and compromised: "Well, I'll take you to the laboratory of the Department of Chemistry tomorrow. They recently demonstrated publicly."

Mu Zijun was still completely dissatisfied, "But I want to do the experiment myself!"

"It's okay," Amumu gritted his teeth and decided to sell his roommate, "My roommate is there, and we will teach you when the time comes." Anyway, it's not the laboratory of our department that was blown up.

"Yahhoo!" Mu Zijun jumped up and rushed over, hugged Amumu and kissed him with a "boo", "You are the best!"

Amumu became familiar immediately, "Oh... oh..."

The roommate was very excited to see Mu Zijun, "You, you, you are Shi Yimu?! My name is Big Q, and I am your loyal fan!"

The corner of Mu Zijun's mouth twitched, "What the hell is Shi Yimu?!"

Big Q explained excitedly: "It's the abbreviation of the number one Mu Zijun in history! I gave you a pet name!"

Mr. Muzi wants to cry but has no tears: "Big Q, you... just call me Muzi."

So, in such a harmonious and joyful atmosphere, the big Q chemistry experiment course started!What should I do if Mu Zijun is splashed with diazo liquid on his skin?Mostly disfigured, crying is useless!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm disfigured!" Mu Zijun pointed at a yellow spot on his face and exclaimed.

Big Q reassured: "It's okay, it will disappear in half a month."

"It's still half a month away!" Mu Zijun looked at Amumu pitifully, "Amu, will you despise me?"

Amumu thought for a while: "I'll go home for the next half month."

Mu Zijun chased Amumu for domestic violence, "I'll beat you to death, you heartless!!!"

Big Q said with emotion: "They are so loving!"

The juniors on the side were shocked, "Which of your eyes can see their love?"

Big Q chuckled, "You don't understand this, do you? Hitting is kissing, scolding is love, the more beating and scolding, the more affectionate you will be."

The junior gave him a sideways look, "You idiot!"

Big Q refused to accept, "What is wrong with what I said? Why are you scolding me!"

The junior patted him on the shoulder, "Senior, scolding is love."

Big Q: "..."

After being busy for a long time, I can finally rest. Big Q invites everyone to go to the small milk tea shop next to the school for drinks.

Big Q pointed at the yogurt and said with a smile: "This cup of yogurt is so cheap, the vanilla extract must contain methyl, because if it is replaced with ethyl, the cost will be much more expensive. Then I can't afford it."

The junior gave him a blank look and asked, "Senior, what can we do after we study chemistry?"

Big Q compared his thumbs and said proudly, "I can do anything!"

"Oh?" The junior raised his eyebrows, "How do you say?"

Big Q began to mutter: "Look, if you study chemistry, you can be a detective, like Sherlock Holmes; you can be a musician, like Borodin; you can be a writer, like Wang Xiaobo; you can be a prime minister, like Merkel of Germany; you can be a prime minister." , like Mrs. Thatcher; even our Xi Jinping majored in chemistry!"

The junior said "Oh", "I have changed careers."

Big Q: "..."

Mu Zijun laughed and asked Amumu: "What can you do after studying physics?"

Amumu thought about it seriously, thought about it again, thought about it again...

Mu Zijun touched his drooping depressed head, and comforted him: "Oh, that's fine, don't think about it, you can do anything."

【Diary of Mrs. Muzi】

Mu Zijun's diary:

Our Amu can do anything, um, that's it!

Amumu Diary:

What can you do after studying physics?Waiting online, urgent.