Muzifufu's daily life

Amumu was about to start school, so he went home for two days and said he needed to pack his things.On the day of returning to school, Mu Zijun volunteered to pick him up to school.Thinking that Amumu might have a lot of luggage to carry, Mu Zijun even emptied the trunk on purpose.

Mu Zijun: "Where's your luggage?"

"Here." Amumu shook the computer bag and the schoolbag behind him.

"That's all?" Mu Zijun was surprised, "Didn't it take three days to clear the luggage?"

Amumu's eyes wandered: "Uh... um..."

Seeing him like this, Mu Zijun snorted coldly, "I see, let's go play games!"

Amumu looked at the sky: "..."

Mu Zijun kicked him, "Is the game more fun than me?!"

Amumu remained expressionless, "Can you play?"

Mu Zijun: "..." I can't refute it!

When he arrived at the school, Mu Zijun strongly asked to go to the dormitory to take a look, but Amumu had no choice but to agree.

The dormitory is a quadruple room, with beds and tables, a balcony, and no private bathroom.The room wasn't too clean, but it was tidy because everyone didn't have anything.

Mu Zijun opened Amumu's closet and said incredulously, "Oh my God! I can't bear it if you wear long johns, but you have bright red underwear... Oh, by the way, this is the year of your life."

Amumu was puzzled: "What happened to the long johns?"

Mu Zijun taught him, "Wearing long johns will reduce the cold resistance of Chinese people. That is a conspiracy of the Soviets! And..." It's so ugly!So dirty!So vulgar!

Amumu said "Oh" and asked, "Aren't you wearing it?"

Mu Zijun was very firm, "Absolutely not!"

Amumu smiled, "Then why are you more afraid of the cold than me?"

Mu Zijun was speechless, curled his lips: "But I'm prettier than you!"

Amumu: "..." Should I refute?Urgent, wait online.

Amumu packed his luggage, tidied his desk for a while, and suddenly said, "Oops, the soap is used up."

Mu Zijun was shocked, and grabbed his shoulder, "Soap?! You use soap!"

"What, what's wrong?" Amumu was startled by his reaction, "Is it poisonous?"

Mu Zijun was very anxious, and began to talk nonsense in a serious manner: "There are debuffs in it that will make people lose their virginity!"

Amumu didn't understand, "...what do you mean?"

"Oh, don't use soap anymore anyway!" Mu Zijun went crazy, hugged his waist, buried his head in his arms and rubbed, "You are mine! Your chrysanthemum is mine too! If you want to touch it Only I can touch it!"

At this time, a roommate suddenly pushed the door open and retorted: "Nonsense! Amu's chrysanthemum was obviously given to me!"

Mu Zijun's eyes twitched: Is there a rival in love? !Turning around, she was about to scold "little bitch", but someone came holding a small vase in his hand, in which was planted a... small withered and withered chrysanthemum.

Mu Zijun: "..." Are you kidding me?

Finally persuaded Amumu to use body wash instead, Mu Zijun was in a good mood, and diligently helped Amumu take out the things in his schoolbag and tidy them up.

Flipping through the schoolbag, Mu Zijun felt very strange, "Why didn't you bring any clothes?"

Amumu pointed to the wardrobe, "Here it is."

Mu Zijun was dissatisfied, "How can these be enough? There are no coats here!"

Amumu tilted his head, "I go home every week."

Mu Zijun was stunned, "You, you, you are not going to tell me to change my coat once a week, are you?!"

Seeing that Amumu nodded, Mu Zijun clenched his fists and said with grief on his face: "You can spoil yourself like this, but you can't spoil my boyfriend like this! I can't bear it!"

Amumu: "..."

The roommate heard their conversation, with an incomprehensible expression, "Yes, Amu, how can you change it once a week?"

"Yes, yes!" Mu Zijun thought he had found a comrade in arms, and continued his efforts: "You see, your roommate said that!"

The roommate slapped his thigh, "It's too extravagant! I think it's too much to change once a month!"

Mu Zijun: "..." What the hell? !I can't take it anymore!

After being forcibly taken to the shopping mall by Mu Zijun's car, Amumu walked in a pile of all kinds of messy clothes, expressing a little dizziness.

Amumu was dragged into one store after another, changing clothes after clothes, and when he walked out of the fitting room for an unknown number of times, Mu Zijun's eyes finally lit up: "That's it!"

"This..." Amumu looked at himself in a dark gray windbreaker in the mirror, and said depressedly, "I feel like I'm getting old."

Mu Zijun knocked him on the head, "This is called maturity! Do you understand maturity? Little, friend, friend!"

Amumu was still not satisfied, moved his arm, frowned and said, "I can't lift my arm."

Mu Zijun rolled his eyes at him, "Then don't lift it up, and no one wants you to wear it to do pull-ups."

Amumu: "..."

Mu Zijun walked around him a few times, and the more he looked more satisfied, he couldn't help but nodded, "Let's go, and choose a pair of pants."

Amumu hurriedly said, "My pants are new."

"New clothes are useless if they don't match." Mu Zijun said with a smile: "My mother's sanitary napkins are new, can I use them?"

Amumu opened his mouth, as if he wanted to refute something, but in the end, his words turned into a sigh, and he muttered softly: "Just be happy..."

"What did you say?" Mu Zijun didn't hear clearly, turned his head and asked.

Amumu lowered his eyes, "It's nothing."

When Amumu came out of the fitting room again, according to Mu Zijun’s words, it was “a bit like a mature man”; according to Amumu’s own words, it was “feeling ten years older”; In the words of my sister, it is "so handsome, so handsome, so handsome"!

Amumu insisted on paying by himself, and Mu Zijun didn't want to refute his face, so he let him go.Unexpectedly, after a while, Amumu walked back dejectedly.

Mu Zijun asked, "What's wrong?"

Amumu said depressedly: "Cali is out of money... Obviously there are still several thousand last week."

Mu Zijun thought for a while, "Didn't you say that this is your tuition card?"

"Yes." Amumu suddenly said, "The tuition fee has been deducted."

Mu Zijun smiled, "Then I'll pay." Seeing that Amumu frowned, he shook his hand and said, "Don't stop me, I can't see you changing clothes once a week."

Amumu was stunned, and said in a low voice embarrassedly: "Thank you."

"Thank you," Mu Zijun smiled, "My wife is in charge of the money."

Amumu's face flushed instantly.

Back to school again, it's already dinner time.Amumu proposed to treat guests to dinner, and Mu Zijun readily agreed.So the two came to...the school cafeteria together.

"You can order four dishes, I'll treat you!" Amumu held the school card, as if holding a Shangfang sword, so proud that Muzijun couldn't bear to laugh at him.

Mu Zijun asked for four dishes in a very face-saving manner. When the cafeteria aunt offered the price, she successfully attracted the admiration of other students: How dare you eat so many dishes in the cafeteria, how brave!admire!

After eating the four dishes in the cafeteria, Mu Zijun didn't want any more.After all, it's been a long time since I've had so many meals, and more importantly, I haven't had such an unpalatable meal for a long time.

Mu Zijun hugged his bursting stomach, and was supported by Amumu for a walk by the school lake.Hiccupping again, Mu Zijun looked at Amumu complainingly and said: "Look at my stomach getting so big, it's all your fault."

Amumu bowed his head and admitted his mistake, "I'm sorry, I forgot..." The food in the cafeteria was terrible.

The two girls walking towards them gave them a strange look, and then passed by pretending to be calm.After walking a short distance, I couldn't wait to start discussing:

"My God! Men and women can get pregnant these days?!"

"Oh, I guess I forgot to wear a condom."

Mu Zijun smiled, leaned close to Amumu's ear and whispered: "Listen, talk about us."

Amumu stared wide-eyed, looking at the two tightly clasped hands, said incredulously, "Would you be pregnant if you hold hands without wearing gloves?"

Mu Zijun kicked him, "Don't act stupid to me!" He smiled coquettishly, "I don't know if you will get pregnant if you hold hands without gloves. But I know, you will definitely get pregnant if you don't wear gloves. .Don’t believe me, try it?”

Amu's ears turned red, "I believe."

【Diary of Mrs. Muzi】

Mu Zijun's diary:

Seeing my boyfriend act stupid every day.

Amumu Diary:

Every day I see my boyfriend hair / spring.