Muzifufu's daily life

On this day, Mu Zijun went to Amumu School to give him something.

Amumu took the box that Muzijun gave him, opened it, looked left and right, frowned, and put the box back in Muzijun's hand, "I don't want it."

"Why?" Mu Zijun's glass heart broke, "I've been picking the one for a long time!"

Amumu: "This... lipstick is for women."

"Are you stupid?" Mu Zijun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "This is not a lipstick, it's a lip balm! Lip balm for men! Look, it's written in English."

Amumu said "Oh" and scratched his head in embarrassment, "My English is not very good." He took the box again, unpacked it, twisted off the lid, took a bite of the lipstick, and said with a frown, "It's not sweet."

Mu Zijun raised his forehead: "...This is not for food."

Amumu smiled, put the lipstick into the inner bag, "Thank you, I like it very much."

Mu Zijun snorted, but the corner of his mouth inadvertently curled up, poked his dimple, and said, "By the way, didn't you just want to go home?"

Amumu nodded: "Dad came back from the military area, and my mother wanted me to go home."

Mu Zijun: "Do you want me to take you back?"

Amumu thought for a while, "Yes."

Mu Zijun was very displeased with his tone of being obedient while taking advantage of the advantages, raised his chin, and said coldly: "Please beg me, I will send you if you beg me."

Amumu expressionless: "Please."

Mu Zijun: "..." I have no sense of accomplishment.

Sending Amumu downstairs, Amumu said goodbye and was about to leave. Mu Zijun suddenly had an idea and called him, "Wait!"

Mu Zijun: "Well... I'm a little thirsty." Please invite me to your house!

Amumu: "Have you brought any money?"

Mu Zijun didn't understand why he asked this, "I brought it."

Amumu pointed out, "Go this way, there is a canteen."

Mu Zijun gritted his teeth, "Can't you invite me to your house for a glass of water?"

Amumu was stunned, "So you want to go to my house."

Mu Zijun's eyes flickered for a moment, he hugged Amumu, buried his head in his chest and rubbed, "We've been together for so long, why don't you take me to see my parents?"

Amumu thought for a while, then tilted his head, "Two months, how long?"

Mu Zijun curled his lips and let out a "hum", angry at his incomprehensible style.

Seeing that Mu Zijun was angry, Amumu lowered his head and said weakly: "Could it be that the days you and I are together... are like years?"

Mu Zijun: "...0"

Mu Zijun went crazy, "Are you an idiot?! Can't tell that I like you so much, can't wait to see your in-laws?"

Amumu was stunned for a moment, then suddenly said: "So it's my in-laws."

Mu Zijun: "..." That's not the point, bastard!

Muzijun finally went to Amumu's house as he wished, and when she saw Amu's mother, she eagerly said: "This is Muzi! Oh, this child looks so handsome! Come, Buick please... Oh, three missing one! Good boy Ah, why don't you play mahjong with the aunts?"

"This..." Mu Zijun came to the "husband's house" for the first time, and naturally wanted to show a good performance, but he came in a hurry and did not prepare a gift. Of course, he was unwilling to refuse this small request at the moment, "Okay. But, my card The technique is rather poor."

All the aunts said: "It's okay, it's okay, just play around!"

Sure enough, Mu Zijun lost two games in a row.Seeing that the third round was about to be lost, seeing Amumu who was called into the study by his father finally came out, he hurriedly looked at him for help.

When Amumu came to him, Mu Zijun asked him: "Amu, can you play mahjong? Help me."

The other three people on the poker table showed terrified expressions, waved their hands repeatedly and said, "No, no, you can't ask him for help!"

Seeing Mu Zijun's puzzled expression, Amumu explained: "I'm lucky."

Amu's mother was proud and worried: "Amu, you can touch yourself nine times in ten games! If he comes to play, we won't have to play!"

Mu Zijun felt very surprised. After dinner, he went back to the room with Amumu and kept asking what the reason was. He didn't believe it was purely luck!

Amumu was pressed on the bed by Muzijun, and under the "coercion and temptation", he finally blushed and revealed the truth, "For a while, my mother always wanted to train me to play mahjong, but I was not interested in this. Then I found out that the one I bought at home A batch of automatic mahjong machines, shuffling the cards regularly..."

Mu Zijun lay on top of him, and suddenly said: "Then you take advantage of this pattern and continuously draw your own cards. Auntie feels that you have lost too badly, so she dare not let you go to the mahjong table again?"

Amumu stroked Mu Zijun's shoulder, "It's not entirely true. In fact, my dad found out later that he thought I was obsessed with mahjong like my mother, so he banned me from playing poker tables."

"It turned out to be like this," Mu Zijun smiled narrowly, "You are quite insidious."

Amumu scratched his head embarrassingly, "Is this called 'insidious'? Then am I a bad person?"

"Of course you are a bad person." Mu Zijun bit Amumu's lips, and said with a light smile, "You haven't done anything with me for so many days, do you think you are bad?"

Sensing the other party's stiffness, Mu Zijun licked Amumu's warming cheek again, "tsk tsk" and said, "Why does it smell so good?"

Amumu came back to his senses, and replied: "Yu, Yu Meijing."

"Yu Meijing?" Mu Zijun searched for this brand in the skin care products and perfumes he was familiar with, but couldn't find it. Finally, he recalled a long memory and couldn't help laughing: "Isn't that a children's skin care product? Are you a child?"

Amumu was a little embarrassed and didn't reply.Feeling a pair of hands wandering recklessly on his body, his body became stiffer immediately, and he said in a trembling voice, "Don't... my house is not well soundproofed."

Mu Zijun buried his head in his neck, rubbed it coquettishly, and was about to say "I just want to do it on your bed", when he suddenly heard rippling moans coming from the next room, and the words came to his mouth In an instant, it changed to: "I heard it."

Amumu blushed: "..."

Mu Zijun complained softly: "Your parents are really energetic."

Amumu: "..."

Feeling that Amumu's face was getting hotter and hotter, Mu Zijun continued to tease and said, "I don't know how you are? I taught you last time, should I review it?"

Amumu: "Don't... um, ah... don't... um... Be good, relax..."

In the early morning of the next day, Mu Zijun was bored, and looked at Amumu's old notebook, "Your English is really not very good."

Amumu scratched his head, "Yeah, I haven't really understood it all the time."

Mu Zijun smiled and said, "Look at your composition, you even misspelled 'failure'."

Amumu thought for a while and said calmly, "Probably because the word 'failure' doesn't exist in my dictionary."

Mu Zijun: "...can you be more shameless?"

Amumu: "Yes."

Mu Zijun was taken aback: "Huh?"

Amumu's face was expressionless, but his face was red, "Bai Rixuan //// obscenity."

Mu Zijun was stunned for a moment, then smiled knowingly, and rushed forward.

【Diary of Mrs. Muzi】

Mu Zijun's diary:

The teaching results are good and there is progress.

Amumu Diary:

The teacher taught well.