Muzifufu's daily life

(1)

Mr. W was extremely excited when he first received the notice from the school to go to the United States.It wasn't until he arrived in the United States and stayed in the two-person hotel arranged by the school that he found out sadly——The roommate is a dead dog!

As soon as the break time came, I saw my roommate holding a mobile phone and chatting happily with my domestic lover. As a bachelor who has been single for 23 years, this is really exciting.

Finally, Mr. W decided to put down his face and ask his classmate for the sexual happiness of his lower body.

Mr. W: "Senior Amu, how did you solve being single? Why can't I find a girlfriend?"

Amumu frowned, thinking seriously, and didn't speak for a while.

At this time, a slightly smiling voice came from Amumu's mobile phone: "First of all, you have to change the criteria for choosing a mate."

Mr. W was surprised, and said casually: "What standard?"

The voice said, "For example, gender standards."

Mr. W was taken aback for a moment, and then realized belatedly: This seems to be... a man's voice!

Roommate turned out to be gay? !

Mr. W was frightened, and for the next few days, he kept avoiding Amumu when bathing and changing clothes. He didn't even dare to pick up the soap when it dropped, fearing that his chastity would be lost.

But after a few days, Mr. W found that he had no ill intentions towards him, nor did he show any sexual interest in men, so he couldn't help wondering: Could it be that he misunderstood?In fact, the person who spoke that day was not the lover he had been chatting with?

Mr. W: "Well, Senior Amu, I want to ask you a question..."

Amumu: "What?"

Mr. W hesitated, "Well, you, you..." He gritted his teeth and said, "Are you gay?"

"Homosexuality?" Amumu thought for a while, "Yes."

"Ah!" Mr. W's face turned green.

Amumu said solemnly: "Our surname is Li."

Mr. W: "..."

One day after lunch, Amumu received a call from Mu Zijun.

Amumu: "Muzi?"

No one spoke on the other end of the phone, only gasps and suppressed groans came from time to time.If you are a person who has been in love for a long time, you can definitely hear the erotic atmosphere in it.

Mu Zijun panted and asked with a smile: "Guess, um, ha... what am I doing?"

Amumu frowned, "Have you suffered from asthma?"

Mu Zijun was speechless: "...No."

Amumu: "Running?"

Mu Zijun: "It's night in China!"

Amumu was stunned for a moment, "It's really hard work to run at night."

Mu Zijun went crazy, "I'm comforting! Do you understand comforting?! Is there any sentimentality?"

Amumu blushed suddenly, "Oh, oh, I, I...then don't disturb me!" After saying that, he hung up the phone with a "snap".

"Hey! Amu! Amu!"

Mu Zijun was so angry that he almost smashed his phone, but he endured it, pulled out the tiao egg and threw it out, just hitting Yan Jian who pushed the door in.

Yan Jian looked at the tiaodan who was catching him in horror, "What the hell is this?! The shock is so strong that it is about to explode!"

(2)

Mu Zijun: "I haven't seen you for a long time, send me a selfie!"

Amumu was stunned, "Didn't you just video yesterday?"

"..." Mu Zijun rascally said, "I don't care, I just want to see the photos!" He would never say that it was a gathering of friends who wanted to show off her husband.

Amumu hesitated for a moment, "Okay."

A few minutes later, Mu Zijun looked forward to opening the photo sent by Amumu, and then said very haggardly: "Can you not point your nostrils at the camera?" How can you show this to others? !

Amumu: "...Oh."

Two minutes later, Mu Zijun received a photo that almost rolled his eyes.

Mu Zijun stroked his forehead: "Come on, you'd better stop taking selfies, it's not suitable for you."

Amumu scratched his head in embarrassment, "Oh." After thinking for a moment, he took out his student ID card, took a photo and sent it to him.

A few minutes later, Mu Zijun sent a message back: "You are the first person I've ever seen whose ID photo looks better than his selfie."

Amumu looked at the words in a daze for a long time, thought for a while, and then touched his face: "Are you praising the photographer who took your ID photo?"

Mu Zijun smiled: "I'm just mocking your selfie skills."

Amumu: "..."

One day, Amumu accidentally flipped through the sketchbook that Mu Zijun gave him before he left, opened it casually, and blushed immediately.

Amumu called Muzijun tremblingly, "Muzi..."

Mu Zijun: "What's wrong?"

Amumu faltered: "You, the picture book you gave me, well, it's so strange."

Mu Zijun was only stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "You just saw it? That's a body chart that I carefully compiled. There are various postures. You have to learn it carefully. What's the back entry, sideways, 69 Ah...Hello? Hey! Damn Amu, how dare you hang up on me?!"

Mr. W updated his latest circle of friends: Mr. Amu has been squatting in the corner and trembling. Could it be that he is insane? !what should I do?Want to call 120?Wait online, hurry up!

It was a rare holiday, and the students all suggested to buy some gifts to bring back to China.Amumu thought for a moment, and went with him.

When he arrived at the mall, Amumu didn't know what to buy, so he called home.

Amu Ma: "What kind of gift do you bring? Those jewelries are not as good as playing mahjong!"

So Amumu bought a pair of expensive mahjong, but did not see the "madeinChina" hidden deep in the bottom of the box.

Mu Zijun was in a happy mood, "Gift? Why don't you bring me a pencil drawing set, it doesn't need to be too expensive."

So Amumu went round and round to choose for a long time, and finally bought a set of painting tools that looked good, ignoring the hidden phrase "made in China" again.

(3)

It's Mu Zijun and Yan Jian's birthday.Friends offered to throw them a party at the bar, but they said no.Because this day...

It's the day of dating!

Since the woman asked to bring a female companion, Yan Jian also decided to bring a "male companion".

The blind date process went smoothly, and the two parties talked harmoniously.But after it was over, the woman called Yan Jian:

"Mr. Xu, don't worry, I don't discriminate against homosexuals, I will help hide it."

Yan Jian couldn't argue: "No! It's not what you think... Hello? Miss Wen? What the hell?! I'm really straight!"

Amumu finally came back.

The two embraced affectionately at the airport, and because they dared not make any more intimate actions because of the crowd around them, they had to secretly hook their fingers and walked side by side in the turbulent crowd.

"Amu," Mu Zijun asked in a low voice, "It's been so long since I've seen you...do you still love me?"

Amumu was stunned for a moment, "Didn't you just see the video yesterday?"

"It's different!" Mu Zijun blurted out and quickly covered his mouth. Seeing that no one was looking at him, he continued to lower his voice:

"Do you love me or not? Tell me!"

"I, I..." Amumu blushed and nodded quietly.

Mu Zijun smiled with satisfaction, "How much love?"

Amumu thought for a while, "One hair."

Mu Zijun immediately changed his face and kicked him, "Get lost!"

Amumu didn't dodge, and whispered with red ears: "...Ten."

In the car, Mu Zijun politely expressed that he wanted to check his mobile phone.Amumu froze for a moment, and handed the phone to him.

Then, Mu Zijun went crazy—where did these goblins named Adela, Antonio, and Andrea come from?Why is it ranked ahead of me in the address book? !

Mu Zijun was very depressed: "Amu! Can you not save people whose names start with A in the address book?"

Amumu was at a loss, "Why?"

Mu Zijun said confidently, "Because I want to be the first in your address book!"

Amumu: "...you can add a 1 in front of the name."

"OK!" Mu Zijun poked his phone excitedly, "I've decided to show mercy and grant your request!"

Amumu: "..."

The two walked hand in hand slowly in the community, walking from the garage to the unit building for more than ten minutes.

Mu Zijun shook Amumu's hand, "You said, we just went to HE without abuse all the way smoothly, isn't it a bit inconsistent with the normal plot of Tanmei novels?"

Amumu tilted his head, "Is this not good?"

Mu Zijun thought for a while and said, "Generally speaking, there shouldn't be all kinds of parental pressure, and there should be a third party, ex-lover, etc..."

"Lin Lin!" Suddenly, a voice came from behind.

Mu Zijun froze, turned around, and asked in surprise, "Nick?"

Amumu glanced at the strange man who was smiling at Mu Zijun, and asked, "Who is he?"

Mu Zijun twitched the corner of his mouth, "My ex-boyfriend."

Amumu: "..."

【Diary of Mrs. Muzi】

Amumu Diary:

The rival in love is not as high as me, so give yourself ten points, um.

Mu Zijun's diary:

Please let me kill my obsessive-compulsive disorder quietly.

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