The days of living with the god of death

"Why do I insist on eating junk food like instant noodles, which is neither nutritious nor tasty?" Reaper held the instant noodle bowl and stirred the noodles with a fork with a look of disdain.

"Because I'm unemployed! I have no money! I can't stop at the restaurant! Now that the cafeteria is closed, you can just make do with it!" Zhou Ming said angrily, "If you don't like it, just give me the sausage."

"No." A certain foodie started to eat noodles immediately.

"By the way, since death can't be defeated, you should win any game you play, right?" Zhou Ming browsed the webpage, first chose a bicycle for himself, and then began to help the other party choose snacks.

"Theoretically, it's like this...I want this biscuit." The god of death who had found the snack immediately poked the screen.

"I think there is a kind of job that might suit you very well." Zhou Ming glanced at the price with heartache, and put it into the shopping cart tremblingly, "How about you come to play online games?"

"what?"

If Zhou Ming hadn't been impacted by a series of accidents yesterday, he should have been sitting in front of the computer playing games at night.At eight o'clock last night, his long-awaited large-scale online game Exile finally opened its server.About a month ago, Zhou Ming had spent [-] Ruanmei coins to buy a permanent account, but he completely forgot about it, and only remembered it now.

The God of Death cannot be seen, which means that he has no identity in the real world, but after all, the other party can still affect the real world, that is to say, he can create a virtual identity.As for the virtual identities that Zhou Ming could think of, apart from shopkeepers and gamers, there really were nothing else.

"Hey, this is it." After purchasing, Zhou Ming opened the exile client, "It has a built-in auction house, if you put up the good equipment you got, someone will buy it for you. Work hard to make money Come on, otherwise I really can't afford to support you."

"Oh." Under his guidance, God of Death created a new character, and the name of the character is impressive: reaper.

"It's weird, no one has registered the name of this popular product?" Zhou Ming raised his eyebrows. This game is attracting a lot of attention. It is said that the Asian server was overwhelmed by new players yesterday, and the names that are easier to think of should have been taken It's right to pre-register.

"Even if someone registers, they will delete it with a shake of hand." The other party's words made him shudder.

"Play slowly." Zhou Ming rubbed the other party's messy short hair, "I'm going to take a nap, you've been tossing me to death for most of the day."

I don't know if it was because he didn't sleep well last night, but Zhou Ming slept very deeply this time. When he woke up, it was already sunset, and Reaper was still squatting in front of the computer playing games.I don't know if it was his illusion, Zhou Ming always felt that the other party was a little annoyed.

"How are you playing?" Zhou Ming stretched his waist, "You haven't even left Xinshou Village yet?"

He looked at his watch, three hours had passed, if this guy really hadn't walked out of Novice Village, then he could be considered to have found a place where he could defeat the god of death.

"There was a guy who wanted to kill me, but I killed him instead." The other party said unhappily.

Already able to PK with others, it seems that it is out of the scope of novice protection.Zhou Ming rubbed his eyes and yawned again, "Congratulations."

"I posted the video on the Internet." Death snorted, "How dare you sneak attack me."

"Where did you pass it on?" Zhou Ming was shocked, and the drowsiness that hadn't dissipated just now disappeared all of a sudden, "Give me the address!"

"Send your phone."

Zhou Ming looked down, and a message immediately appeared on the screen of the mobile phone beside the pillow.

"Aren't you?" Zhou Ming opened the address, only to find that this guy not only sent the video to Danmaku, but also posted a post on the official forum with an extremely arrogant title: This is what happens when you dare to mess with me.

Zhou Ming was sweating profusely. Reaper is really cheap, even though his red name is also cheap.The cause and effect are probably like this. The diligent little reaper was spawning monsters far away from the main city. He was very lucky to encounter a small boss in the field. After finally killing him, he burst into bright gold and blue outfits. Before he had time, he felt that his character had exploded , I was stabbed by a passing red name.The red name may not be here to grab the equipment, because Zhou Ming took a closer look and found that the product was more than ten levels higher than the reaper!It should be pure cheapness.As a result, this knife that can kill reaper in an instant is actually missed!

Then...then an incredible scene appeared...

The red name stuck.

Reaper slowly replaced his divine attire with a novice whiteboard outfit, and slowly poked the red name with the whiteboard dagger.Of course, with the reaper attribute, it is impossible to break the defense, so every poke can only force a little blood, and this little bitch has been poking patiently for several minutes.

In the past few minutes, Hongming has been stuck and never moved.

After the red name was hanged, the dark gold clothes burst out all over the floor. The reaper picked it up, hung it on the auction house, and continued to spawn monsters slowly.

After watching the video, Zhou Ming wiped off his sweat, "Are you doing this?"

"He bullied me." The god of death puffed his cheeks, "didn't you see my name? He dared to challenge the god of death."

Depend on!The ID on your head says reaper does not mean that others know that you are the god of death!

Besides, who is bullying whom?

Zhou Ming continued to wipe off his sweat, flipped through the posts on the official website, and found that the red name really came out and jumped, saying that the network signal was not good, the card was disconnected, and he was slaughtered by a novice.However, this red name should be often cheap, and the following is full of scolding. Zhou Ming read a few articles, only to find that this red name is actually the first in the ranking list!Proper local tyrant player, all the dark gold local tyrant outfits are bought. The reaper put this guy's local tyrant outfit on the auction house, and soon there were a lot of boring players rushing to raise the price. Anyway, everyone knew that the local tyrant would definitely buy it back.

Zhou Ming was very happy about this, after all, the money went into his pocket!So he decisively gave the thumbs up to Death, "Nice job!"

After looking through other posts, Zhou Ming discovered that the virtual character reaper is quite famous, and the post about killing red names became hot instantly. The following replies from various nympho worship:

"It turns out that R always spawns monsters!"

"The equipment that Mr. R sells is not all made by himself?"

"The floor is full of blue gold, please give me half of your luck!"

"..."

Such and such.

"How much equipment did you sell?!" Zhou Ming opened his transaction records, only to find that these two goods had completely followed his instructions before going to bed. Bright golds are all sold at a low price, and basically if one piece is hung up, it will be snatched away by players immediately.Although the grade is not high, it won't sell much, but Zhou Ming made a little calculation, and he was still grinning from ear to ear.

"I've been banned."

Before Zhou Ming finished flipping through the transaction records, Death said sullenly.

"What's the matter?" Zhou Ming raised his head, the smile on his face still couldn't fade, "It's okay, just seal it, I've earned enough hahahaha!"

"It is said that the account is abnormal and temporarily frozen, and the transaction funds are also frozen."

"What?" Zhou Ming stopped laughing immediately, and rushed to the computer, "Damn! How dare you freeze my account! Wait, I'll complain! It must be that local tyrant, but he reported you, and you didn't cheat, right? Is it better luck?"

"Forget it, it doesn't matter." The God of Death moved to the bed and sat hugging his knees. "I have never talked to so many living people."

"How does it feel to deal with living people?" Zhou Ming asked absent-mindedly, checking the official website for complaint methods.

"They're as boring as they are dead."

"..."

"I helped you work all afternoon, you can go to work with me tonight." Death turned to look at Zhou Ming. "Go to the hospital."

"What?" Zhou Ming came back to his senses, "Will you die if you don't harvest souls for a day?"

"No, but you can't go to work until the deadline, right? What if something unexpected happens?"

"No! Not tonight, I want to unfreeze my account! My money! All my money is in it!" Zhou Ming yelled frantically, "I've never made so much extra money! God! Lalu! Can you keep a low profile in the future? People will think of you as a middleman who resells equipment. Fuck! After playing so many good equipment, I also suspect that your account is abnormal."

"It's up to you." The other party lay on the bed and didn't speak anymore.