The days of living with the god of death

Zhou Ming has to admit that the god of death has a good eye for choosing restaurants.After eating the soy milk, fried dough sticks, steamed buns and pot stickers to his heart's content, Zhou Ming burped and checked his phone, only to find that his account had been unfrozen.The game company also made an apology in private and offered compensation. Zhou Ming looked at it and found that it was just some props for backpack and warehouse expansion.There are no in-app purchases in this game, and that's all you can get as gifts.

"You can start working again after you go back." Zhou Ming handed over the phone.

"Are you serious?" Grim Reaper glanced at the phone blankly, "How much money do you need to make enough?"

"It's like this, think about it, you made so much money yesterday, we can eat steamed buns here today. If you can make more money today, I'll take you to Hong Kong-style morning tea, what do you think?" Zhou Ming squeezed each other's three inches and said, "We can go to the wealthy district in the east of the city. There are many good restaurants there, just...you know..."

"Okay." Facing the Hong Kong-style morning tea, a foodie finally couldn't resist the temptation, and agreed without hesitation.

Due to the delay of two days, the level of reaper has fallen far behind the mainstream group, but the equipment sold is still selling well.Zhou Ming realized that it was likely that the players who were preparing to build a guild were hoarding novice equipment, so he immediately registered a new account, called Mr. R, and posted the account freeze yesterday and the letter of apology he received today on the Internet, and opened it smoothly. I started a Weibo, threw the materials on it, and started to accumulate fans.

"That person came back yesterday." Death said suddenly.

"That red name?" Zhou Ming immediately became excited, "Hurry up and record it! He's number one in the rank list and always troubles you, a novice, is he shameless?"

"Now he is no longer number one on the ranking list." The other party glanced at the sidebar, "He has fallen to fifth."

"Hahahaha! He deserves it! Call him cheap." Zhou Ming snorted coldly, "What is he going to do?"

"It's probably going to kill me again." A big miss floated above Reaper's head, which just verified the prediction of the god of death.A certain foodie calmly switched to a novice outfit with one click, and started the long stabbing project again. "I'll just have to kill him again."

"Do you want to be so cheap?" Zhou Ming almost died of laughter, "Can't you give him a good time?"

"Even if I put on the top-level equipment that can be worn at present, I can only deal single-digit damage. It's better to poke slowly with the novice equipment."

"To be honest, it's luck to get this guy stuck once with the speed of the Internet, but twice, aren't you afraid of being suspected?" Zhou Ming barely stopped laughing, a little worried that his account would be frozen again.

"There are people with such unlucky luck in the world. Every time they try to abuse newbies with a high level, they will be counter-killed. This is a normal phenomenon." After the red name was stabbed to death, he calmly put the equipment on the auction house, uploaded the video, and continued leveling.

"Come, come, give me the address, and I will help you manipulate public opinion." Zhou Ming secretly reminded himself that in the future, no matter what, he would not be able to log in to the account of reaper, otherwise he would be tortured to the point of collapse by his enemies.

Only the god of death can hold this kind of local tyrant.

"Do you think it's possible for him to bring a group of brothers to kill you again?" Zhou Ming scrolled through the replies on the forum, half-dead with joy, "This time he's really humiliated! I don't think he'll let it go."

"This guy is also a bit hard-headed." The God of Death chuckled, "Why should he come to trouble me personally? It's not enough to lose face once, but twice. Sending out a bounty to ask someone to kill me can harass me without being harassed. People laughed at ... oh, he really did."

"You crow's mouth!" Zhou Ming glanced at the screen, and a new message popped up in the lower left corner, saying that the reaper had received a reward, "Are you going to stand here and wait to be killed?"

"They can't kill me." Reaper continued leveling with a relaxed expression, "If they take the initiative to attack me, they will be famous, and they will lose [-]% of their equipment after being killed by me, which is faster than I get money from fighting monsters. Blame killing me, and save me trouble. I made a lot of money today, so I don’t need to eat instant noodles, do I?”

"..." How much resentment do you have for instant noodles!

Sure enough, as the god of death expected, as soon as the local tyrant made a move, all kinds of idiots came to test the reaper without knowing the depth, and they were all taken away by the god of death as mobs.Its fortune is against the sky, to the point where the enemy's reaper hits [-]% misses, and the reaper hits others with [-]% critical hits.And because of the invincible law of death, this guy's operation is getting stronger and stronger. His position is called coquettish, and his shots are called fancy, which is simply pleasing to the eye.

"Let's order takeaway at noon." Having fun all morning, Zhou Ming, who is a secretary and maid, consciously opened the takeaway menu, "This 9 yuan set meal is very affordable..."

"No." A certain foodie snorted dissatisfied, "For the sake of my hard work, let me change to something that I can eat."

"Why can't you buy the 9 yuan set meal!" Zhou Ming squeezed his phone, feeling that his poor heart was hurt, "Change to this one, don't look at the rice noodles, which only cost 14 yuan, the taste is super good!"

"Vietnamese Raw Beef River?" A foodie was busy chatting with people, when he heard his words, he turned his head and glanced at the menu.

"That's right! Thinly sliced ​​fresh raw beef is put into the hot soup and then taken out. It's just like shabu-shabu. Spices have a unique taste, do you want to try it?" Zhou Ming strongly recommended.For him, the biggest advantage of this restaurant is that it has ample portions, reasonable prices, and fast delivery. The disadvantage is that there are really few dishes to choose from. "We can also order a bowl of beef ball soup. Their beef balls are tender and tender, and they are very chewy and delicious. How about it? Order, order, order!"

"Listen to you." A certain foodie sucked in his saliva, and stabbed the enemy to death with a knife.

Ten minutes later, Zhou Ming switched places with the opponent.A certain foodie was sitting next to him eating rice noodles, while Zhou Ming cut out the video of his pk with someone in the morning, matched it with Tetris cheerful background music, and posted it on the Internet. "It is estimated that there will be fewer people who trouble you in the afternoon. If it is luck to win a leapfrog pk once, then it is strength to never miss a single one. These people should not rashly come to deliver food again."

"Yeah." A foodie tried hard to swallow the beef balls in his mouth, "So you can edit."

"Of course, young master, I'm from the media department, so it's easy to cut a video." Zhou Ming brushed his hair proudly.Before, he always thought that the Department of Communication was very girly, so he didn't study very hard, but now he realized that this major is quite practical. "Hey, wait, I got a message."

This news was separately sent to Zhou Ming's forum account r, the general secretary. After opening it, Zhou Ming was stunned, "Someone wants to hire you with a high salary."

"Huh?" A certain foodie who was biting the meatball was stunned, and the beef meatball thumped and fell into the soup. "What am I hired for? I already have a job."

"You can take another part-time job." Zhou Ming checked the news, "The other party is a professional game team, and they say they don't care about your luck, but about your skills. The scope of cooperation includes the sale of equipment. Let us get higher profits, and form a team to play dungeons——you are almost at the level of dungeons, you can't call people to form a team every time, can you?"

"Why not?" A certain foodie sipped the soup, "As you said, now that I'm famous, if I call people to write books, there should be many people willing to join me, right?"

"That's right, but there will be a lot of troubles in a temporary team, such as someone stabbing a knife in the back to steal equipment... Oh yes, it seems that you don't have to worry about this." Zhou Ming thought that those who came to kill the reaper could only Playing miss, even if someone in the group wants to kill other teammates and take away all the equipment, it seems that they can't do it.

"I'm not interested. I'm just doing part-time jobs. I just need to earn enough money for food." A foodie pushed the leftover lunch box aside, "Pack up."

"Hey, don't really use me as a maid!" Boss Zhou Ming angrily threw the lunch box into a plastic bag and put it in the trash can at the door. A person sent out invitations, so he had to patiently decline them one by one.

In the afternoon, the group of people really stopped a lot, and the reaper could finally level up with peace of mind.Because Zhou Ming will post an advertisement on the Internet every time the reaper puts up a piece of equipment, and has already accumulated 100 fans on Weibo at this moment.Zhou Ming decisively applied for real-name authentication, making up his mind to develop this account into a celebrity.

Soon, the benefits of being famous are reflected——

"Hey, someone asked you for a photo." Zhou Ming felt itchy, thinking whether to take a photo of himself and post it on the Internet.

"Do you think the camera can capture me?" The Grim Reaper refused without turning his head.

"The other party is mm."

"so what?"

"I told her to let her take a photo first, she is a beauty!"

"You shoot yourself up there."

"..."

"It's boring." Zhou Ming fiddled with his phone for a while, and chatted with a group of fans for a long time. Most of them were asking for equipment, and some were asking for a team to bring a copy.After pushing all these troubles to the god of death, Zhou Ming threw the phone aside and stretched himself.

At this moment, the door lock suddenly "clicked", which startled him.

"Oh no! It's my roommate!" Zhou Ming jumped up immediately, but he actually forgot!Today is the day my roommates come back!