The days of living with the god of death

"What?!" Zhou Ming was taken aback, "Do you God of Death still care about harvesting the lives of other gods?"

"Harvesting Spiritual Body God, to be precise." The other party stared at Jiuxian not far away with fascination.The little fox is holding up a painted clay doll and looking at it, as if hesitating whether to take it away. "Probably hundreds of years ago, we carried out a genocide against the spirit gods."

"Pfft—!" Zhou Ming just took a sip of wine, and immediately spewed out all the words when he heard this, "You... what? Genocide? To God?"

"The plan is like this, but after assigning work, some gods of death are passive and slow, some are careless, in short, they are not fully completed." All the spirits and spirits of the people were wiped out, leaving only a few bastards like Jiu Xian, who didn't have much impact anyway, so let them go."

"Why do you do this?" Zhou Ming was still a little dizzy, "Wait, let me ask first, what are the spirits and gods? It's not just the little ghosts in folklore, right?"

"All the religions, sacrifices, and worship activities you can think of that you can't think of are almost all spiritual gods." As if his shock was not enough, the God of Death added calmly, "Of course, including what you said What kind of gods and Buddhas are there?"

Zhou Ming's mouth was wide open, and his mind was in chaos, full of things like ah, that's great, I'll have an excuse not to accompany my mother to burn incense next time I'm on vacation, and Huihui is really brain-dead, and an atheist's world view is correct. ...and all that kind of messed up thinking.After a long while, he regained his little rationality, "But...why did you do this?"

"Why do we take your soul away?" While Zhou Ming was in a daze, a certain foodie quickly put all the sashimi he liked into his plate, leaving only some strange-looking and strange-tasting ones to continue. Set aside on a large platter. "Because of the order, that's what we have to do."

"Order? Who did it come from?" Zhou Ming asked hastily. Being able to command Death must not be an ordinary existence, right?

"No one. We just know our mission and know what to do when." Death smacked his lips, as if he was very satisfied with the meal.

"So... from your point of view, why did you receive such an order?" Zhou Ming felt that his sanity was still in a half-broken state, half of which could barely work, and the other half was running around in his mind, shouting frantically Look at what and what the hell is meowing!

"For you, human beings. It's easy to understand, isn't it? Who is the biggest beneficiary of this genocide? Of course it's you!" Death said in a patient tone that one plus one equals two. "Think about how many of you there were hundreds of years ago, and how many are there now?"

"What does this have to do with genocide?" Zhou Ming twitched his lips. "Population growth is due to technological development. Is this common sense?"

"Hmph, the development of science and technology, the industrial revolution, the Renaissance...all of these originated from that genocide, what do you humans call it? Let me think about it..." The god of death tapped his forehead with his chopsticks, suddenly oh For a moment, "By the way, the Black Death."

"What?!" Zhou Ming's mind froze again.Even if his history exams were all due to cheating and passing, he also knew that the function of the Black Death was to reduce the population!

"Don't be so surprised." The god of death waved his hand, as if it was just a trivial matter, "It makes sense that the genocide started in Europe. The spirit gods in that area are the most aggressive. They are too barbaric. Nothing but war."

"That's not what I meant to say." Zhou Ming frowned. "I mean, what does this have to do with the Black Death? The Black Death killed us humans!"

"Those gods are far more powerful than Jiuxian, you can't expect them to catch them without a fight, right?" Death God shrugged, "AoE accidental injury is a normal phenomenon."

Hello!You gods of death fight with spirit gods, and AOE accidentally injured us humans!

Zhou Ming didn't know how to make complaints, but judging by the performance of Reaper, he probably would only make fun of himself if he said it.

Why does the god of death care about whether human beings can survive?The more people die, the better their job performance, no?

The waiter brought up assorted tempura, but Zhou Ming had no appetite at all.

Anyone discussing genocide at the dinner table would be unappetizing.

"Why do you look depressed? The spiritual body god treats you like raising sheep, and shaves off the hair when they are fattened." The god of death picked up a fried shrimp and dipped it in the sauce, and bit it with a click. "Do you know what the worst thing is? The total amount of aura on the earth is so much. Spiritual body gods occupy a lot of aura, and they will not die, and they will keep creating new ones to absorb aura, so other The number of creatures can't go up. We will have enough aura to form more souls after we clear out the spirit body gods."

"Why us?" Zhou Ming asked blankly, "Why human beings?"

"That's not what we arranged. We just exterminate those races that monopolize aura too much." The god of death smacked his lips, and began to bite the tempura sweet pepper rings again, and showed a look of surprise, "Green peppers did this unexpectedly It's delicious! Well...you humans are just lucky, as soon as the spirit body god disappeared, you quickly seized the aura."

"Wait a minute, what do you mean, the races that used to monopolize spiritual energy will also be eliminated?" Zhou Ming frowned, suddenly feeling bad in his heart.

"Yeah, like dinosaurs. If they are allowed to continue to reproduce, they will eat up the entire earth, those big eaters."

Hello!Are you qualified to speak for others?

Swallowing his saliva, Zhou Ming still tremblingly asked the doubts in his heart, "We human beings already have a population of 70 billion. How far is it from genocide?"

The Grim Reaper, who was eating pumpkin tempura, suddenly slowed down, "Well... you are very sharp. But I don't know, anyway, one day we will receive the order to harvest all human souls, ah, when the time comes, there will definitely be another I have to work overtime. Enjoy life until then~”

Zhou Ming looked at the remaining slices of mushroom tempura in the bamboo basket, and knew that the other party must not like mushrooms, so he left them for him.

This is how he can enjoy life!

The waiter came up and removed the large plate of sashimi to make room, and brought up the cold noodles they ordered.

Su cold noodles are packed in bamboo tubes.Cut a bamboo tube in half, fill it with ice cubes, put a small roll of cold noodles with seaweed shreds on the top of the head, add a roll of cold noodles to the dipping sauce when eating, and rinse it off out to eat.

However, facing the dipping dish, Zhou Ming found it difficult. He had never eaten vegetarian cold noodles before. In his impression, he only needed to pour all the seasonings into the soup. What does quail eggs mean?

"I don't remember having this thing before." Zhou Ming pulled out the quail eggs from the pickled minced ginger. The top of the shell was broken, and the yolk inside could be seen dangling in the egg white. "How do I eat this?"

If it's a sizzling steak, he understands if you give him a raw egg, pour the egg on the sizzling plate and bake it until it's ready to eat.But what they ate were vegetarian cold noodles, only ice cubes and no high-temperature iron plate!

The god of death snapped his fingers, and the little white fox fell on the table again, "Ask an expert."

The fox who was undressing the puppet still maintained the previous action. Hearing the words of the god of death, he could only lower his arms dejectedly, and the belt that was clutched in his paws was drooping on the table.After the fox gesticulated and chirped, the god of death decisively grabbed the quail eggs and poured the yolks into the soup.

"Is this also seasoning?" Zhou Ming was dumbfounded, and the neon thinking really couldn't understand it.

"You can also drink it in one gulp, you can eat it in both ways." Death raised his eyelids, his expression seemed to be saying, but would you?

Zhou Ming swallowed his saliva, these are raw quail eggs!How can he drink this?

So he poured the yolk into the soup too.

He picked up the chopsticks and stirred it so that the egg yolk seemed to have melted into the soup. Only then did Zhou Ming realize that the little fox was looking eagerly at the eggshell in his hand.It seems, it seems, creatures like foxes like to eat eggs!Zhou Ming handed the eggshell over, and the little fox immediately held the eggshell and happily licked up the remaining residue.

Zhou Ming looked at his soup in dismay, knowing that he would have left the whole egg to the little fox.