The days of living with the god of death

After saving the little white fox from the ravages of many beautiful waitresses with blonde hair, blue eyes, big breasts and wide buttocks, Zhou Ming and his party went straight to the main road of the school.On the first day of school, simple folding tables were already set up on both sides of the main road, and students wearing all kinds of club uniforms came up with unique tricks and were busy recruiting new ones.Lin Xiaoshu borrowed a table for them with a phone call, but encountered difficulties when it came time to arrange it.

"We have no banners, no souvenirs, no recruiting brochures, and nothing to put on the table except this fox." Lin Xiaoshu looked at the empty table with his arms crossed, "By the way, your fox worship club Is there an official name?"

"Spiritual group? Witch society?" Zhou Ming came up with some unreliable names.

"So you're a witch." The Grim Reaper brought a pack of mini Oreos from nowhere and was biting into it.

"Then the wizard society." Zhou Ming changed his words immediately.

"It's still the supernatural group." Lin Xiaoshu shook his head, "We must at least get a banner out."

"Or something very distinctive and eye-catching." Michelle looked around and placed the handbag on the table. "I can provide tablecloths and some decorations."

"Tablecloth?" Zhou Ming stared at the handbag. Could it be that there is not only an arsenal but also a supermarket stuffed in it?

"Is something like this okay?" Michelle opened the bag and stretched out her hand, and pulled out a Middle Eastern-style tapestry.

"Is this the loot you confiscated when you participated in the Crusades?" Zhou Ming held his forehead, thinking that the archangel should have nothing to do with the Middle East.

"Wow, this is really eye-catching." Lin Xiaoshu raised his eyebrows, and shook the two corners of the tapestry to flatten it.

That's right, this tapestry, which looks no different from the handmade woolen blankets sold everywhere in Turkey, is just attached to the air.

"Isn't this too attractive?!" Zhou Ming hurriedly threw himself on the tapestry, trying to press it down. "If I climb it will it fly with me?"

"Yes, yes, but there is no seat belt, no brakes, no air cushion, and no windshield. I will not be responsible for the accident." The God of Death bit a biscuit and said vaguely, "Anyway, you won't die, but you can try it."

"Hey!" Zhou Ming spent a lot of effort to make the flying carpet stay on the table obediently. He took Michelle's handbag and pressed it, and the thing became docile.

"Use this to press down the corners that are going to turn up." Michelle took out an overly ornately decorated handleless trophy from the bag, and it was covered with various gemstones the size of pigeon eggs.Zhou Ming took it and put it on the flying carpet that seemed to be puffing up, and it was finally done.

"What the hell is this?" Zhou Ming patted the ashes on his hands, and looked suspiciously at the big cup that was clearly an antique.

"The Cup of Plenty." Michelle snatched the Oreo from Death's hand and threw a small piece into it. "Food and drinkable liquids will reproduce by themselves after being poured in."

"I like this cup!" Reaper snatched back the Oreo bag, happily watching the Oreos in the cup grow more and more. "Give it to me."

"This is a contraband, it cannot appear in the world." Michelle poured all the Oreos in the cup into Death's bag, and put the cup back again.

"Isn't it okay to borrow it once in a while?" Reaper held the bag and stared at the cup greedily.

"Why is this contraband?" Zhou Ming was a little confused, so if a cup could feed Death once and for all, he felt that he needed one too. "Is there any other amazing function besides alleviating famine in Africa?"

"Famine in Africa?" Michelle smiled meaningfully, "You are really a kind person."

"Ah, is that so? It's the first time someone said that to me." Zhou Ming scratched his head shyly.

"Edible is only a relative concept. Even for humans, there are many edible but extremely powerful substances, such as dragon blood." Michelle pulled out a long silver sword from her handbag, followed The broom behind the classroom door stood obliquely beside the desk. "The dragon-slaying sword can be forged by quenching it with dragon blood. It is one of the most powerful weapons that humans can master."

"Don't tell me it's this one." Zhou Ming carefully poked that cool-looking sword.

"It's very sharp, don't touch its blade, this guy is very bloodthirsty." Michelle glanced at him, then took out a shell that looked like it contained hand cream from her bag and placed it on the table.

"What about this?" Lin Xiaoshu looked at the soft pink luster of the shell, and happily picked it up when Lie was about to open it, but was snatched away by Michelle.

"Don't move! It's filled with the siren's song." Michelle put the shells on the table with some fear. "Listening to it will make you kill yourself."

Lin Xiaoshu gasped, "It should be fine with the god of death escorting us, right?"

"I'll take your soul away directly." Reaper said vaguely with his mouth full of Oreos.

"Where did you get so many contraband?" Zhou Ming put his hands in his pockets and watched as Michelle took out another blood-stained twenty-sided dice. A chain of miniature test tubes, a horn that looks old, reminds me not to touch these things.

"My job is to come to the world to collect these contraband." Michelle closed the handbag and looked at the things on the table. "These should be attractive enough, right?"

"Then you just put all the contraband on the table?" Zhou Ming spread his hands, "On the table in the world?"

"Is there anything else we can't touch here?" Lin Xiaoshu backed away, apparently frightened by the shell just now.

"Oh, nothing particularly bad." Michelle pointed at the objects on the table one by one. "This is a bad luck dice. As the name suggests, if you cast it, you will bring bad luck, but there is also a very small chance of bringing good luck. This is a plague amulet , wear it on your body, and people who touch you or are infected by you will be infected with random infectious diseases. This is the horn of evil spirits, and when it is blown, it can summon all demons and ghosts within the vicinity."

"Isn't that too bad?!" Zhou Ming almost collapsed! "Everything here will be a disaster if it is taken by ordinary people! Except for the cup that only turns into food!"

"This cup is the worst." Michelle grabbed the little fox who was about to pour the wine from the wine jar into the cup of abundance, and threw it aside. The tribute is their food, as long as the tribute is put into the cup of abundance, their power will grow infinitely. In the past, the gods broke out many wars for the cup of abundance—"

"Wait, isn't this the legendary Holy Grail?" Lin Xiaoshu interrupted suddenly.

"Holy Grail? Which Holy Grail? Holy Grail Night or Holy Grail Zero?" Zhou Ming asked inexplicably, "Isn't the Holy Grail transformed by Ilya?"

"Can you put something else in your mind besides Japanese anime?" Xueba Lin Xiaoshu pushed his glasses impatiently, "The Holy Grail refers to the Holy Grail in the Last Supper. It is said that the water contained in the Holy Grail can make people live forever. , Rejuvenate."

"If you pour the elixir of life into it, you will indeed be able to duplicate endless elixirs." Michelle rummaged through the bag again, and took out a khaki-colored stone slab with shadow patterns that looked like a fossil, " The ingredients in my hands seem to be able to be prepared in one dose—”

"Can you stop burdening me with my work in the world?" Death grumbled.

"Okay." Michelle closed the handbag and put the slate and other items together.

"What kind of thing is this earthy thing?" Zhou Ming held up the stone slab twitchingly at the corner of his mouth, "Are you going to grind this thing into powder and soak it in water to drink?"

"No, no, this is the totem board for summoning the phoenix." Michelle corrected.

"Phoenix?!" Zhou Ming shook his hand, and the stone slab fell to the ground with a bang and broke into eight petals.

"Now you have to put it together to summon the phoenix." Michele sighed seriously.

"I hate Phoenix." Death grumbled, "Fox, pick up this pile of rubbish on the ground and stuff it back into his bag."

The little fox, who was still holding the wine jar and lamenting at the cup of abundance, immediately jumped down, picked up the fragments of the slate with difficulty, and jumped back onto the table.

"Are we going to use such a large pile of contraband to recruit new recruits?" Zhou Ming held his head and looked at the horrible cursed items on the table, feeling that his head would be as big as two. "What if someone takes it or accidentally uses it?"

"I'll go get them back." Michelle unceremoniously pulled a chair from the table next to her, and spread herself lazily on it.People from other clubs were about to protest, but when they saw Michelle's deep cleavage, they were immediately petrified.

"Then what if many people died because of this?" Zhou Ming was deeply shocked by the lack of responsibility of this commissioner from the underworld.

"Ah, isn't there a Grim Reaper here?" Michelle said nonchalantly, tossing her hair.

"I don't mind taking a little more souls, as long as you don't make me undead and increase my troubles." The god of death crumpled up the empty Oreo packaging bag and threw it into the garbage 50 meters away. bucket.

"..." Zhou Ming looked at these two guys who didn't care about human life or death speechlessly, and began to wonder if it was right for him to start this spiritual society.