The days of living with the god of death

"Since you showed up, can you tell me who took the shell?" Although his mind was filled with joy, Zhou Ming still did not forget the urgent matter at hand.

"Where's the commissioner from the underworld?" Death looked around, as if looking for Michelle.

"Ah, she took Lin Xiaoshu to do her nails." Zhou Ming twitched the corners of his lips. If it wasn't for this overly nervous woman who was so sloppy with contraband, they wouldn't have caused a lot of trouble.

"She's not in a hurry, why are you in a hurry?" Death snorted, crossing his arms, as if he didn't intend to get involved at all.

"Someone might die because of that shell soon, can I not be in a hurry?!" Zhou Ming scratched his hair, realizing that he couldn't convince Death to be nervous about a human life. "Just tell me where that person is. This person will die because Michelle brought up something that shouldn't appear in the world. It's not fate, right? You don't want to see him Controlled death, right?"

"No, if a person wants to kill himself, he doesn't necessarily have to find the song of the siren." The god of death said listlessly, "If you don't touch things you shouldn't touch, you won't die, and you won't die." If you figure out what’s going on, just take other people’s things, even if it’s not a shell, it may be something else deadly. This kind of self-death, even if the props are replaced, will not change its fundamental fate.”

Zhou Ming was stunned, he really hadn't considered it from this angle.No wonder Michelle also has an attitude that it doesn't matter if someone is dead. In fact, to them, this matter is not that an innocent person will die because of their carelessness, but that a thief who should be chopped off has been punished. There are penalties.

"But even if it's stealing, it's not a crime of death!" He still felt chills in his heart. It's annoying to take other people's things casually. Zhou Ming met such a roommate in middle school before, but he wouldn't So I feel that this kind of person deserves to die.Besides, many people have this habit not because they are despicable, but because the environment they grew up in did not tell them what to do and what not to do.

If he hates it, he hates it, and he still can't bear to see death for this reason.

"We don't judge you. Your morality is just the rules you humans have made up for your own purposes. Simply put, to me, whether you kill or set fire, steal or rob, it doesn't affect my feelings for you." Look." Death fell limply on the grass, "I don't care what kind of person you are, because it doesn't make any difference to me. That person took the shell, and it's petty theft in your human eyes , in my opinion, it’s no different from the four bowls of noodles you ate with your roommate just now and didn’t have a heavy sample.”

"You're very resentful, aren't you?" Zhou Ming laughed, and seeing the other party staring at him sadly, he flattered him, "I'll take you to eat tomorrow, the taste of that restaurant is really good! "

"This person will die because his behavior is dangerous. It's very simple. Whatever the cause, there will be the effect. If you choose this kind of behavior, you have to bear the corresponding consequences." Death rubbed his stomach, and finally Still failed to ignore Zhou Ming's ridicule, "I want to eat cold noodles."

"Well, I completely understand why your three views and integrity have no bottom line." Zhou Ming said dryly, "Running around the dormitory building naked in your mind is as serious as eating bowls of noodles, right? "

"You feel different only because you are bound by the boring and trivial social concept of human beings, and you have never thought about whether this concept has any meaning." Death said nonchalantly.

"I'm sure it's very meaningful not to run around naked!" Thinking about the fright he had received in the past few days, Zhou Ming felt that this unreliable guy should be instilled with human social morality. "No matter what you say, I can't take this kind of thing emotionally, so tell me who took the shell."

"Since you said so." Death lazily climbed up, pointing to a building on the other side of the lake, "There."

In view of the fact that the gods he knew were quite unreliable these days, Zhou Ming first sent a message to Lin Xiaoshu, saying that he had found the god of death and the shell, and sent the number of the dormitory building to him, telling him to quickly send Mi Xue'er dragged it back to save trouble.

"Which room is the person in?" Zhou Ming stood downstairs, looking at the bright lights of the entire dormitory building. Most of the rooms seemed to be filled with people, and he didn't know which one was about to commit suicide.

"Sixth floor, the second window from the left." Death pointed to a window with a curtain drawn, "She will jump off the building in a few minutes."

"I'm going to save her right now!" Zhou Ming rolled up his sleeves and rushed towards the door, but before he could take half a step, he was stopped by a big broom.

"How dare you blatantly trespass into the girls' dormitory, don't you know the rules?" A powerful roar came from the door opening, and the dormitory administrator, holding a broom, stood in front of Zhou Ming with her arms crossed, her face full of anger.

"What? The girls' dormitory?" Zhou Ming's face was dull. How could it just happen in the girls' dormitory?Regardless of thinking whether this is the right time to enter the girls' dormitory, Zhou Ming shouted anxiously, "Someone is going to have an accident inside! I have to save her!"

"Hmph, I have made up all kinds of excuses, do you think I will believe it?" The aunt waved the broom and continued to drive Zhou Ming out. "This will let you sneak in and harm other girls. Is my experience as a dormitory supervisor for so many years in vain?"

"What I said is true!" Zhou Ming could only complain about the aunt's distrust. This is a time when every second counts, and he is still playing lip service with the dormitory aunt downstairs in the dormitory. "Human life is at stake! Can you let me go first?"

"What life is not life, are you pregnant?" The aunt was not moved at all. "Even if something serious happened to your girlfriend, boys are not allowed to enter the girls' dormitory! If you are in a hurry, quickly find a girl to look at it for you!"

Yes!He can't enter the girls' dormitory, but Lin Xiaoshu can!

Thinking of this, Zhou Ming hurriedly made a phone call, and was about to ask Lin Xiaoshu for help, but he heard the phone ringing not far away.Turning around, Lin Xiaoshu had already run over with small steps.

"Where's the shell?" Running in front of him, Lin Xiaoshu supported his knees and panted heavily.

"The second room from the left on the sixth floor." Zhou Ming pointed upwards, "That aunt won't let me in, so hurry up!"

"Who do you think is the aunt?" The dormitory supervisor aunt roared angrily, "Come here! Sign the visitor registration for me before going up!"

Lin Xiaoshu gave Zhou Ming a reproachful look, and ran over to sign.

"I think it's too late." Michelle walked over leisurely with a bag in her hand while blowing on the nail polish that seemed to be still dry on her fingers, while making sarcastic remarks, "Look, she's already out."

Zhou Ming looked up and saw that the curtains on the sixth floor had been pulled open. Against the light, he could only see a girl in a nightgown pushing open the window and standing on the windowsill.After the other party completely got out of the room, Zhou Ming saw the other party's appearance clearly through the moonlight——

"Xiao Ling!" He was taken aback, how could it be Xiao Ling?Xiao Ling wasn't there when the shell was lost during the day!

Without time to think, Zhou Ming could only run to the window sill and waved his arms at Xiao Ling, "Go back quickly! Don't commit suicide!"

"She can't hear, the only thing left in her ears is the siren's singing." Michelle blew her nails intently.

"Can't you two do something?!" Zhou Ming looked at Death for help, and the latter seemed to suddenly have a strong interest in the vending machines downstairs in the dormitory.

"Yes, but why should I do it?" Reaper lay on the window of the vending machine, as if he wanted to get the snacks out without paying.

"You're avenging yourself!" Zhou Ming jumped anxiously, "It's because you don't like her!"

"Whether I like her or not, she is going to die." The god of death shrugged, "It's either today or tomorrow, does it make a difference?"

"What's the matter, what's the matter?" The dormitory superintendent also found that something was wrong, and came out anxiously, "Oh my God! What's wrong with this?"

"I'm going to the sixth floor right now!" Lin Xiaoshu shouted at them, "What are you doing! She is my friend!"

"Friend?" Zhou Ming was taken aback. That's right, Lin Xiaoshu has been with Michelle all the time, so she doesn't know what messages are being passed around at school, "Maybe she deliberately fabricated your lace news to discredit you on the bbs." You!"

"So you're telling me to leave her alone?" Lin Xiaoshu stopped and asked in disbelief.

"There's no need to argue." Michelle suddenly waved her arm, and slapped the dormitory aunt unconscious with her bag.At this moment, Xiao Ling also jumped and jumped off the window sill——

"Save her!" Zhou Ming and Lin Xiaoshu shouted at the same time.

"Time is suspended." Michelle snapped her fingers, and Xiao Ling stopped in the air, even the flying skirt froze.I saw that the commissioner from the underworld unhurriedly took out the flying carpet during the day from the bag, threw it into the air, and the flying carpet automatically wrapped Xiao Ling up.

With another snap of the fingers, everything returned to normal.Wrapped in the flying carpet, Xiao Ling, who was still struggling, flew lightly in front of them.

"Huh, it's dangerous." Lin Xiaoshu ran out, facing Xiao Ling who was wrapped into a rice dumpling, he was a little helpless, "Is she all right?"

Michelle swung the bag and slammed it hard on one end of the flying carpet, and the people inside fell silent.

"It's much better this way." The commissioner of the underworld gracefully put down her bag and checked her nails distressedly. She was completely different from the rough and domineering just now.

"What did you do to her?" Lin Xiaoshu was dumbfounded.

"I'm knocked out, this can effectively dispel the magic power of the siren." Michelle waved her fingers distressedly, "A piece of paint fell off my nails, and I have to do it again tomorrow."

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