The days of living with the god of death

The thief looked back, no matter where he dared to stay, he dodged past the passers-by who were blocking him, and fled along the sidewalk.

"Don't run! Catch the thief!" Zhou Ming stared at the thief's figure closely, chasing after him at an unstoppable speed, "My mobile phone! Wallet! The traffic card is all in it! And my pants! !Give me back my pants ahhh!"

As soon as he said pants, the thief immediately began to turn up his trouser pockets, which almost made Zhou Ming faint from anger.

Isn't this too blatant? !

"Don't run!" The God of Death yelled after him, "We have to go after the man who should have died! You have to be responsible for what you did!"

"If you care so much about that woman, she will still be there when we come back after catching the thief!" Zhou Ming didn't turn his head.

"I'm not talking about the woman! I'm talking about the man who was going to save her!"

"What?!" Zhou Ming staggered and almost didn't fall. This time, he was thrown away by the thief a few steps away, making him rush up quickly, and asked the god of death behind him, "Why not?" One more man?!"

"You should have died! You shouldn't have been there at all! Someone else would have jumped in to save someone and drowned in the river!"

"Are you fucking joking?!" Zhou Ming roared, "Why didn't you tell me earlier?!"

"I told you not to save that woman!"

"I said you should have said that the person who died was the one who saved lives!"

"I'm only halfway through what I said, you even took off your pants!"

"..."

Zhou Ming ran in the street in his underwear, not wanting to pay attention to the god of death who was chasing after him.

"You can't just walk away like this! This has never happened before, and you don't even know what the consequences will be if the damned person is not dead!" Death shouted panting after him.

"I know!" he said unhappily, "like I am now!"

"No, you are just the beginning. We have to find that person! We have to kill him and take his soul, we can't let this mess continue!"

"That's your job, it's none of my business! I just want my wallet back! My phone! My transit card and my pants!"

"I can't be more than five meters away from you! We have to act together!"

rely on it.Zhou Ming cursed secretly in his heart.He didn't want to lose everything he owned, but he felt a little uneasy about letting someone who should have died live on.Is this his responsibility?But the person who saves people should be a good person, right?Is it wrong to let a good man live?

"I don't care!" He shook his head vigorously, "I want to get my things back! If you really want me to go with you, help me subdue this thief first! Aren't you the god of death? Can't you do something ?"

"His lifespan is still decades away! I can't do anything to him!" Death shouted weakly behind him.

"Damn it! A fucking thief can live a long life, and I'm going to die young? Why?!" Zhou Ming's heart suddenly changed, and he made up his mind to catch the thief first. Besides. "Is this kind of fate reasonable? If fate is such an arrangement that good people don't live long and evil people live for thousands of years, I must break this fate!"

While speaking, the thief had already crossed two sidewalks at a large intersection, and smiled provocatively at him.Zhou Ming, who was a few steps behind, just ran to the intersection when he saw that the traffic light in front of him had turned from green to red, and the intersection was suddenly full of traffic.

Is it necessary to let the thief go like this?Zhou Ming looked at the thief's arrogant face with resentment, and suddenly rushed towards him with a stride!

"Beep-"

"Beep--"

"boom!"

The thief was rejoicing that he finally got rid of the sufferer, but he saw that the sufferer passed through the intersection diagonally and killed him from countless vehicles as if he was dying!

On the vehicles that were running, the drivers saw a person jumping out of the intersection, they all honked their horns, slammed on the brakes, and slammed the steering wheel. Several vehicles collided uncontrollably, making a thrilling collision sound. .But the man who crossed the intersection diagonally was unscathed!Go straight to the diagonally opposite side of the road!

"Now let's see where you run!" Zhou Ming ran towards the thief non-stop as soon as he crossed the intersection.

The thief was already scared out of his wits, and now he stumbled even more.Where is this person? !It's as if the heavenly soldiers and generals forcibly passed through the torrent of steel all the way!

Zhou Ming looked back, also complacent, "Ha! Are you stupid? My master is amazing! My master has a cheat! Even the god of death can't do anything to me, what are you a fucking thief, stop for me!"

The thief ran forward in a panic and looked back frequently. In his eyes, Zhou Ming was no longer a human being, but a vicious ghost!If you get caught, you will die!

"boom!"

"Crench--!"

There was a sound of sudden braking, and the thief who ran directly onto the main road without looking at the road was hit by a car, lost his balance in an instant, fell to the ground and rolled around, and his head was crushed by an oncoming vehicle.

With a sound of "baji", the brain burst, blood splattered everywhere, staining the road surface red, the thief's remnant body lay on the ground, twitched twice, and never moved again.

Zhou Ming stood on the side of the road, leaning on his knees, gasping for breath, the air was filled with a disgusting smell of blood, but his eyes could not leave the scene of the terrible car accident.

Just now, he witnessed a person die in such a tragic way.

No, this was not the result he wanted.

He just wanted his things back, he didn't want to kill him!

Although the thief is hateful, but the crime does not deserve to die!

"I……"

With a hoarse voice, he wanted to say something.The god of death just patted him on the shoulder, "He's dead."

"I know." Zhou Ming replied absent-mindedly.

What did he do? !

"I'll get him out." As he said that, the god of death wobbled to the side of the horrific corpse with his trouser pocket in his pocket, and pulled out a lively thief out of thin air.

Zhou Ming couldn't believe his eyes. He rubbed and rubbed, and then took a closer look, only to realize that the other party was indeed standing in front of him, and he was as dazed and shocked as he was, completely unable to understand what happened. .

"I seem to be dead?" The thief looked down at his body that had been crushed to a pulp. "I'm the one lying there, right? But what am I?"

"You're dead." The God of Death replied succinctly, "That's your body, and this is your soul."

"Then who are you?" The thief looked around in bewilderment. "I feel weird."

"I'm the god of death. I may feel a little uncomfortable when I first die, but it's okay, I will send you away from the world soon." The god of death has a business-like attitude.

"Where are you taking him?" Zhou Ming straightened up and picked up his belongings from the thief's body.While the soul of the thief was still there, he was more courageous to go to the puddle of minced meat to pick up things. When the thief left, he would only dare to go to the police station to claim the lost property.

"Yeah, where am I going?" When he reminded him, the thief also became nervous. "Hell?"

"You still know you're going to hell!" Zhou Ming shook the blood on his pants, and rolled his eyes angrily, "What were you thinking about when you stole things?"

"I'm talking to the god of death, what are you talking about?" The thief stared back unceremoniously, and suddenly realized something was wrong, and jumped back two steps, "Why can you still see me after I die?"

Zhou Ming froze, yes, why?

Could it be that he now has yin and yang eyes and can see souls?

"Because you two are basically in the same state, you are considered to be dead, but you are still staying in the world." The god of death pointed at the two of them and said, "The difference is that one is still alive in the body, and the other only has a soul .”

"So I was chased all the way by the living dead before I died tragically?" The thief squatted on the ground and checked the body under the car, "I'm so unlucky!"

"Hey! What is a living dead! I'm alive and well!" Zhou Ming immediately protested, "Besides, if you don't steal my things, why should I chase you?"

"Brother! Money is something outside of you, why are you so persistent!" The thief looked sad and angry, which made Zhou Ming so angry!

"You stole me down to a pair of underwear! I live in the west of the city! You told me to walk back in these underwear?!" Zhou Ming thought for a while, and felt that this was not the point, "You've stunned me Oh, this is mine! If you really think that money is something outside of you, why steal it?!"

"Don't I regret it now?" The thief looked at the broken body with a sad face, "Look, I lost my head for your little money. Hey, I don't know what the future will be like. I can stay in the world Like this guy?"

"No." Reaper replied simply.

"But he stayed." The thief looked at Zhou Ming desperately, which made Zhou Ming feel a chill.

"This is a mistake, and I'm trying to correct it." The god of death grabbed Zhou Ming's wrist and looked at his watch, "You can stay in the world until dawn tomorrow morning, or you can leave earlier."

"Where are you going?" Zhou Ming and the thief asked in unison.

"I don't know." The Grim Reaper spread out his hands, "Do I look like someone who knows everything?"

"You are the god of death, hello!"