The days of living with the god of death

As Death expected, there were various obstacles along the way. After Zhou Ming borrowed someone else's student card and entered the dormitory, half an hour had passed since he set off.

The door of the dormitory was split open with a fire axe, and the room was filled with a strong smell of blood. He couldn't understand why the passers-by didn't think there was anything wrong with the smell of a aunt in the boys' dormitory.

"Damn it!" Zhou Ming stood the fire ax by the wall, sat down on the chair by himself, and looked at the mess in the room with a dejected expression.

The god of death walked lightly to Zhang He's body, and pulled Zhang He's soul out.

"So what you said is true." Zhang He looked at Zhou Ming in amazement, and then at Death.

"You don't even believe what this guy said, why are you committing suicide!" Zhou Ming roared angrily.

"Well..." Zhang He also found a place to sit down and pondered for a while, "If I don't commit suicide, I will never know the truth, will I?"

"You can die normally!" Zhou Ming felt that this guy must have been kicked in the head by a donkey. "Anyway, people are always going to die. You will see the god of death sooner or later!"

"Not this one." Zhang He shook his head, "He's been with you all the time. That's why you are often caught saying something inexplicable."

"How do you know?" Zhou Ming's back felt cold, how could this guy know everything.

"Because I'm rich." Gao Fushuai said that he deserved a beating, "I can buy off Xiao Ling's hype team."

Zhou Ming remembered that he was dating Xiao Ling that day, and someone just happened to be photographing him. It turned out that Xiao Ling was really tossing about behind the scenes.

"And I found someone to get the death records in the city. Someone died in another place at the same time. If there is only one god of death, then he has no time to care about other people's lives." Zhang He put on a faint smile, " So there is more than one God of Death, and this is the only one I want to see."

Rely on it, he deserves to be a man admitted to a first-class school.Zhou Ming was dumbfounded after hearing this analysis. This guy can't even see the god of death, but he can analyze so much, what a genius!

"Why do you want to see me?" Reaper put his hands in his pockets and tilted his head curiously.

"It should be said that I can still see you after I die, so what can I do alive?" Zhang He said with some self-mockery.

"You can do everything well, right?" Zhou Ming thinks people are really strange. Those who have no money have a lot of things they want to do but can't do. It's good to have money. I don't know what to do, so I can only commit suicide. .

"What's the point?" Zhang He waved his hands meaninglessly, "Why do you want to study? Because you want to work. Why do you want to work? Because you want to make money. Why do you want to make money? Because you want to satisfy all kinds of desires in your body. If I don't have a body, I don't have a *, and all of this is meaningless. Since people are mortal, everything they do in life in the end is just to serve this skin that will eventually be discarded. Wouldn't it be easier if I just discarded the skin bag?"

Zhou Ming was speechless because of this unreasonable reasoning. At this time, he really wanted to have Lin Xiaoshu's brains, and he had nothing to say to refute this tall handsome Fu who was looking for death and life.

"Is there any person or place you are nostalgic for in this world?" Reaper was completely unaffected and asked in a business-like manner.

"There is no one else but you." Zhang He walked up to the god of death, "I am fascinated by your existence."

"You committed suicide just like that, don't you think about the feelings of the people around you?" Thinking of this, Zhou Ming became furious, "What would your parents think? What about your friends? Those who love Where are your people?"

"They will probably be disappointed." Zhang He said nonchalantly, and stroked the cheek of Death with his right hand, causing the latter to take a few steps back. "After all, their investment in me was in vain."

"Investment?" Zhou Ming asked extremely disgusted, "Don't you only see money?"

"No, it's not about money. There is a purpose in the communication between people. If I treat you well, it is a kind of investment. I hope you can treat me well in the future and turn my investment into profit." Zhang He stepped forward, Bullied God of Death, "God is the only one who does things without investment purpose at all?"

"A lot of people don't have such a purpose, okay?" Zhou Ming frowned, "Who are the people around you?"

"My side?" Zhang He chuckled, "For example, someone like Xiao Ling?"

Zhou Ming was speechless for a moment.If he was surrounded by people like Xiao Ling, and she was still throwing temper tantrums when he was about to die, he would have nothing to love.

"This world is not as bad as you think." He still persuaded earnestly, "There are still many people with relatively simple minds."

"For the time being." Zhang He dismissed him lightly. "I'm not interested in things that end up spoiling."

"Very good, you have found your home." Zhou Ming was furious by this guy. "Death is eternal."

"If you have no special attachment, I will send you away." The god of death was not interested in their conversation.

"No, there is one more thing." Zhang He suddenly pinched the chin of Death, and kissed him mercilessly.

"Ah..." Zhou Ming was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth.

It took a long time for this long kiss to end.Zhang He raised his head, refreshed, "I have no regrets."

The god of death also couldn't recover, touched his lips in a daze, "You must be the most special human being I have ever seen."

"No one has ever liked you?" Zhang He blinked his peach blossom eyes.

"No one dares to kiss me forcefully." Death said dryly. "you are the first."

"I'm very honored." Zhang He smiled very happily.

"Does this matter mean anything to you?" Death shook his head, obviously not finding it funny.

"If it's meaningful, it's probably because I created a new dimension for human beings." Zhang He said confidently.

"Well, it makes sense." The god of death thought for a moment, and then sent Zhang He away.

"So now you think human beings have meaning?" Looking at the expression on the other side, Zhou Ming knew what Death was thinking.

"Human beings sometimes bring me some surprises." Grim Reaper rubbed his lower lip, and suddenly approached Zhou Ming.

"What are you doing?" Being stared at by the other party like this, Zhou Ming took a step back uncomfortably.

However, the other party did not speak, but met his lips, and after a while, he raised his head and commented, "The taste is not bad."

"Hey!!!" The hairs all over Zhou Ming's body exploded, and he rubbed his lips vigorously, "Are you just venting your dissatisfaction after being kissed by Zhang He? I'm so innocent!"

He suddenly thought of a fact that made him even more hairy, "Wait a minute, does this count as an indirect kiss with Zhang He?"

No! ! !

"I just want to know what it feels like." Death licked his lips, "I haven't kissed anyone yet."

"So I became your unlucky test subject?" Zhou Ming burst into tears, "So you chose me just to bully me?"

"I only chose you because you look delicious." Death showed a small smile, "It seems that my vision is still very accurate."

"You foodie!!!"

Before Zhou Ming could finish protesting, the others finally discovered the abnormality in Zhang He's dormitory. After a burst of pig-killing howls and panicked footsteps, the dormitory security finally arrived.

"Call the hospital and the police quickly!" The security guard had never seen this battle before, so he panicked all of a sudden.After looking around, the security guard suddenly looked in Zhou Ming's direction suspiciously.

"Uh... I was just the first one to arrive at the scene." Zhou Ming quickly cleared up his suspicions.

However, the security guard ignored him, walked past him as if he couldn't see him, bent down to check the fire ax standing by the wall, "Who put this here?"

"I let it go." Zhou Ming quickly explained, "I don't have a room card, so I can only break in this way."

But the security guard walked out of the house as if he didn't hear it, "Who was the first to find out?"

Zhou Ming froze, suddenly annoyed, "Hey! Are you ignoring me on purpose?"

"No, he just can't see you, and he can't hear you." Reaper folded his arms, with a smile that didn't deserve to be beaten.

"What?" Zhou Ming was about to run up to the security guard and wave his arms to attract the other's attention, but he froze when he heard what the god of death said.

"You always wanted to pull me into your world, but I didn't want to enter." Death shrugged, "So I pulled you into my world so that we can be together, this is not what you want Want it?"

"Hey! Have you ever asked my opinion?" Zhou Ming wanted to flip the table. Why does this guy always make his own decisions?

"Don't you like it?" Death asked with wide-eyed eyes.

"Hmm..." Zhou Ming moved his body, he didn't feel uncomfortable, and the feeling of an invisible person didn't seem bad.In fact, he now suddenly has a whole bunch of ideas he wants to put into practice. "Like Lin Xiaoshu and Michelle, can they still see me?"

"Of course." Death nodded. "You are no different from my state now."

"But for other people, I have completely disappeared?" Zhou Ming became excited after thinking about it, "That is to say, I can eat the king's meal and live in the presidential suite of a five-star hotel without paying. Can I go anywhere I want including the ladies room?"

"Why do you want to go to the women's room?" Reaper was a little confused, so, "Don't you already have a men's room that you can use?"

"Hey hey!" Zhou Ming rubbed his hands together, unable to contain the excitement in his heart, "Let's go out and play!"