The days of living with the god of death

"But you still have to work." After returning to the dormitory at night, Zhou Ming turned on the computer and searched on the Talent Network. "You are too hungry, I can't afford the living expenses of two people, you have to rely on yourself."

But what kind of job is suitable for Death?

Except killing people.

"Let me take a look, you don't have an ID card, ordinary humans can't see you, and you can't be more than five meters away from me...Even if I find a job, I can't get two salaries!" Zhou Ming said frantically Looking at the webpage, "I think what you need is a job that can be done at home, but you don't have a skill...do you have it?"

Reaper, who was flipping cookies out of a jar, shook his head.

"I really don't know where you spend all your time." Zhou Ming couldn't help complaining, and dropped the mouse in frustration, "Forget it, let's rest tonight and talk about it tomorrow. Also! Don't use my toothbrush! I'll find you a new set. You sleep on the upper bunk and I sleep on the lower bunk, is that okay?"

The other party nodded and swallowed the biscuit.

There is still a week before the start of school, and the other three people in Zhou Ming's dormitory have not come back, so they can be casual.But wait for the other three to come back?Others will see him as crazy, right?Lying on the bed, Zhou Ming tossed and turned, and turned on his phone, only to find that he had received a lot of greetings on WeChat and Penguin, and he flipped through a few of them, all of which were congratulatory messages sent to congratulate him on the headlines.

In his circle of friends, he has become a laughingstock, and he still doesn't know how he will be treated after school starts.Feeling restless, Zhou Ming turned off his cell phone, counted sheep and fell asleep.

Fell asleep in a daze, with colorful lights in the dream, as if there was a soft body in his arms in the dimness, with delicate and smooth tentacles, Zhou Ming opened his eyes a crack, and the soft morning light leaked in from the gap in the curtains, shining on the The white skin seemed to reflect pearly luster. The person who was facing away from him had a slender waist and a perfect body curve. When he stroked along the waist without a trace of fat, his legs were strong and powerful, as if he had undergone full training. Exercising, it's all to his liking.

Is this a spring dream?Zhou Ming wiped his saliva. He hadn't had such a real sex dream for a long time. He said that he would fall in love when he went to college, but Zhou Ming was still single after more than a year, and he could only experience the joy of having a girlfriend in his dreams. happiness.

Since it's a spring dream, it should be possible, right?And don't worry about getting pregnant or anything.

Thinking of this, Zhou Ming's hand that was stroking the other's thigh began to slowly move up again, stroking the most private part of the person in his arms.

Huh?Seems like something is wrong with the structure?

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Zhou Ming woke up instantly, sat up from the bed, panting for breath.Oh my god!Why is there a man in his erotic dream? !The world can learn from his sexual orientation is absolutely straight!

"What's your name early in the morning?" The quilt on his body seemed to be ripped off by someone.

Zhou Ming turned his head, and saw a foodie lying on his bed, with short, soft hair sticking to his face in a mess, as if he had fallen asleep unconsciously. "Why are you in my bed?!" he screamed.

"I still want to ask why you are on my bed." The man arched towards him, covered himself with a corner of the quilt, and fell asleep again.

Zhou Ming looked up and saw that this was indeed the lower berth, so he slapped him decisively, "Open your eyes and have a look! This is my bed!"

"Huh? Oh..." The other party didn't even lift his eyelids, "Probably teleported by accident while asleep."

"We're not more than five meters away!" Zhou Ming shouted, what an irresponsible explanation! "Also, why aren't you wearing any clothes?!"

The other party turned over, opened one eye and looked at him, "You're not wearing any clothes either."

Zhou Ming lifted the quilt and looked at his already stiff little Zhou Ming, "That's right."

He has always had the habit of sleeping naked, because the quality of sleep will be better this way. Although it is a bit awkward to sleep in the same bed with someone, he really has no right to criticize others.

But now that he's hardened, what should I do...

Pile all the quilts on the other party, Zhou Ming stood up with difficulty, took his own small book and baby tissue from the desk, opened his treasure folder, and clicked on one of the avi.Accompanied by the unsightly pictures and unsightly sounds, Zhou Ming grabbed a tissue and started his morning exercise.

"What are you doing?" Death asked in a half-dream and half-awake state, pushed away the quilt, held Zhou Ming's shoulder and glanced at the screen, and then said "Oh", "Go ahead, I'll get something to eat. "

"Don't disturb me!" Zhou Ming said angrily, feeling more and more angry, "It's not all your fault!"

"I didn't ask you to touch me." Death muttered, flipping through the messy things in the house, but most of the snacks were eaten last night.

"Shut up!" It seems that the spring dream just now was really not a dream.Thinking of it this way, Zhou Ming felt extremely weird. He glanced at the other party, and he couldn't help swallowing his saliva because of his thin but vigorous figure. "Bastard! Can you put your clothes on first!"

"I'm starving to death." The other party searched for a long time before finding three bananas. "It's great, we have breakfast."

"I'm masturbating!" Zhou Ming quickly sped up his hand movements, "Can I stop eating bananas in the room?!"

"Is there any effect? ​​Focus on masturbating you." The other party sat next to him holding a peeled banana, and the sweet and greasy scent got into his nose, making him feel even weirder.

"Masturbation, as a great sport that has been passed down from the birth of mankind to the present, has surpassed its original meaning and has been sublimated into an art! Art, understand? Art needs atmosphere! It needs to brew some emotions!" Zhou Ming forced himself to stare at the scene of xxoo on the screen instead of the guy next to him, "It's brewing on my side, you fucking interrupt me all the time!!!"

"Okay." A foodie with a mouth full of bananas threw the peel into the trash can, "You brew it slowly, I'll take a shower."

Zhou Ming masturbated for a while, and the sound of splashing water from the next door seemed to dampen his enthusiasm.After crumpling up the paper towels and throwing them away, Zhou Ming looked at the mess in the house with some frustration. There were bloody dirty clothes, snack packaging bags scattered everywhere, and messy bedding all over the bed. He had to tidy up all morning.

Carrying dirty clothes to the bathroom, Zhou Ming saw someone naked standing in the water wiping his body as soon as he entered the door. He couldn't help but throw the clothes in his hands, "You fucking don't know how to close the door when you take a shower?!"

"No one can see me!" The other party yelled back at him through the water curtain.

"I can! Can I do it?!" Zhou Ming was so angry that he almost burst out laughing.

"Bang!" The bathroom door was closed.

"Also, can you wash your own clothes in the future?!" Zhou Ming soaked the dirty clothes in water, and poured some washing powder into it.In fact, he didn't remember whether he should pour the clothes or the washing powder first, anyway, he just stirred it after pouring.But yesterday's clothes were full of blood, and he had to rub them with his hands a little bit.

"I don't know how to do laundry..." Someone's weak voice came from the bathroom.

"Then remind me to stay away before I get close to the death scene!" Zhou Ming rubbed his clothes angrily, "I really want to throw this clothes into the trash can, what are these things, brains or brains or Brains?"

"I still have to work." Death said in a sickly tone, "You have to follow me."

"What?!" Zhou Ming's hands froze, "You mean I have to look for dead people in the future?!"

"It won't be too far. I will prioritize the death scene that is closer to you. Believe me, I have this authority."

"Why do I have to run around dead people all day long?!" Zhou Ming shouted, "Except for those who study medicine and collect corpses, who else has trouble with dead people every day!"

"Think of it as the price you pay for the extra life."

"I didn't ask for extra life!"

The sound of water in the bathroom suddenly stopped, and the god of death opened the door, leaning on the door frame and asked, "You mean you prefer to die on the road yesterday? Do you know how many people are willing to pay any price just to get it from me?" Even one more day of life?!"

"Uh...I..." Zhou Ming turned his head a little embarrassedly, "Can you put on your clothes first?"

"Bang!" The bathroom door closed again.