Under, psoas muscle strain
Chapter 5, this one is different from what I used to read, I kind of like it haha;
The party's selfishness is afraid that I will use the palace province as a point to encroach on the entire harem and court.
In addition, I once set fire to the Yun family's ancestral hall, causing a commotion, and the aristocratic family jointly asked you to hand over me, a ruthless, unjust, unfaithful, and unfilial villain. "
An Le covered my mouth and shook her head: "Stop talking, Mr. Xiang."
I took her hand away: "They hate me to death, and you killed the Imperial Academy completely. The great Confucians from the south and the north of the Yangtze River invited themselves into the Imperial Academy. Those guys probably scolded me before eating and sleeping. Your Majesty thinks my life is too long!
You want me to go to the Imperial Academy to be scolded?Just to help you, the aunt who killed her brother and nephew is not so embarrassing, and it doesn’t count if she is downgraded to the fifth rank...you still have to blah..."
Before I finished speaking, An Le repeated the old trick, blocking me with her lips, walls and tongues. I resisted with all my strength, but the incense in the room made people confused, and I finally pushed her away with firm will.
But she pushed me to the corner, took off the phoenix hairpin on my head, shook it slightly, and the long hair spread out like splashed ink, another beauty trick!I backed up step by step, and she pressed on step by step.
"Your Majesty, my minister..."
She lightly pecked my lips, and I was dumb for a moment, only to hear her say: "The night is long, it's too early." She raised her eyebrows lightly, put her fingers on my Adam's apple, and pressed down .
I met her Qiushui eyes and closed my eyes quickly, but as soon as I closed my eyes, she bit my ear directly, but the bite was not like a bite, and the kiss was not like a kiss. My Adam's apple rolled, and it became more difficult to breathe. In the end, the back is against the wall, and there is no way to retreat.
He could only open his eyes and grabbed An Le's shoulder.
There are hooks in the corners of her upturned eyes: "A Li, you just follow me."
I held my breath and said nothing, she pecked and kissed my forehead, and said: "A Li, just follow me."
She pecked and kissed the tip of her nose, and then said, "A Li, just follow me."
Finally pecked and kissed her navel, I couldn't bear it anymore, pushed her away, went to the cabinet and found the wooden utensils bought by Nanfeng Guan, "If you follow me like this, I will follow you in the Hanlin Academy."
I thought it would make her retreat, but An Le acted as if she could pick and choose, and said coquettishly, "This is what my husband said."
I wrapped it around my waist and said: "If a gentleman says a word, four horses are hard to chase."
The department set up supervisors, Chen Yuzuo at Fengtianmen, Qintianjian set up time drums, Shangbao Division set up treasure cases, Jiaofang Division set up Zhonghe Shaoyue, Division Division set up supervisors, Shangbao Division, Jiaofang Division, tens of thousands of busy people.
And I, a bachelor of the Little Hanlin Academy, stood outside Shangyang Palace with other civil and military officials for two hours.
Even at the enthronement ceremony of the new emperor, those guys still kept the yin and yang strangeness and made sour words, and it was not until the canonization began that the whole place was silent like cicadas.
"Welcome to heaven!"
"Dian Yubo!"
……
"Wang Liao!"
I lowered my head and raised my eyes, but unfortunately the official hat was a bit too big, so I couldn't see An Le's face clearly, only the dragon mountain fire badge on her crown that dragged the floor.
When my waist hurts, I heard the eunuch shout: "Licheng, long live Songhu."
My voice is hidden among thousands of ministers and tens of thousands of servants.
"Long live Your Majesty, long live."
"Song hoo again."
"Long live Your Majesty, long live."
I raised my head boldly, and saw An Le sitting on the dragon chair from a distance, as if smiling at me, she opened her mouth, and the shape of her mouth was: Xianggong.
"Three song calls."
I blurted out in a daze: "Long live my lady, long live."
The veterans around looked at me in shock.
I laughed.
The laugh is that it will be difficult to stay in the officialdom in the future, and it will be even more difficult to stay on the bed.
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The enthronement ceremony is a lot omitted, and the steps are more troublesome, so I will briefly write it, and there are two or three extra episodes;
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Chapter 59
——Extra——
"Princess Gaoyang Dachang, the daughter of Zhongzong, she has a beautiful appearance. Most of the ministers use it, and the prime minister often goes out of the court. The six armies are under her command. But she is extremely cunning, talented, and contemptuous of everything. Kill nephew..."
I threw the rice paper on the desk, took a deep breath, and looked up, the editors of the Imperial Academy had different expressions, and looked at me without saying a word, all with the attitude of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water.
I held back my breath: "My lords, the life of Princess Gaoyang has been changed a hundred and eighty times, and it has been almost three months. Your Majesty's patience has long been exhausted. In a few days, it will be her death day. Everyone It's a colleague, don't embarrass me, a junior, and delete it again."
"Master Yun, in 83 days, we have changed it more than a hundred and eighty times, but you just say this every day, "Delete it again, delete it again." There is really no way to delete it. We incompetent people delete it twice a day. There are hundreds of sentences that have to be deleted, but there is really nothing to delete. "
"Master Yun, we also know that you work for His Majesty, and His Majesty has been close to the Eldest Princess since childhood, so it is naturally biased, but you and I are both courtiers..."
"Who is so powerful that you make all the adults stand here for punishment." Before Liu Ming finished speaking, he was interrupted. Shangguan Jing stepped in with his hands behind his back, and I crumpled up the rice paper and threw it on the table. under the case.
"Oh, I thought it was someone with such great prestige, but it turned out to be His Majesty's favorite—Master Yun, academician of the Imperial Academy."
To say that among the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty, I hate Shangguanjing the most, but his family is a firm princess party. They used to be loyal to Gao Yang, but now they are loyal to Anle. He is the main force, not only that, but he also set up a literary prison, which caused panic and made everyone miserable.
But Anle turned a blind eye. After all, during the few days when Gao Yang was imprisoned, their family remained loyal and even lost some of their lives. Now it can be said that they are the third-rank officials in front of the gate, very arrogant.
"Your Majesty just finished my interview, and His Majesty asked me to come over and ask, is the eldest princess's biography finished? By the way, I brought some snacks for Mr. Yun. The eunuch said that you didn't eat at noon. I don't know if you were angry."
As he spoke, he put the snack box on my desk, pressed down the official documents in front of me, and turned to ask them: "Where are the biographies written by the adults?"
The other Hanlin Xiuzhuan showed embarrassment, but Li Kui stood up, took out rice paper from his sleeve and handed it to Shangguanjing.
I hold my forehead, I know this guy Li Kui!Really stubborn and stubborn!
Shangguan unfolded the mirror and looked at it for a while, then threw the rice paper on my desk and said, "Come here! Put this kind of foul language person to prison, and when I report to the Holy Majesty, I will cut them into pieces!"
I unfolded the rice paper and took a look, my good fellow, why does this person keep the first edition on his body all the time: "Grand Princess Gaoyang, the daughter of Zhongzong, is beautiful in appearance, not gentle in sex, erotic in disorder, close to adultery, and has many ministers. For this purpose, the prime minister often goes out to the court, the six armies are for his command, the lizard has his heart, the wolf has a nature, kills the loyal, kills brothers and nephews, people and gods are jealous of each other, and heaven and earth cannot tolerate it.
Still harboring evil intentions, usurping power and seizing the throne!The beloved son of the king is secluded in other palaces; the clan alliance of thieves entrusts him with important tasks.Alas!If Huo Zimengzhi doesn't do it, Zhu Xuhouzhi is dead..."
I was just about to tear up the rice paper, but Shangguan Jing snatched it, folded it and put it in my sleeve.
"Master Yun, don't forget to eat the snacks." After speaking, he pressed Li Kui and left.
I sighed, and when I looked up, I saw all the editors knelt down to me: "I beg Master Yun to save Academician Li!"
This turning face is faster than flipping a book, and I don't know if you are noble or just picking soft persimmons, which makes me even more headache.
This Li Kui was originally named Li Mingzhi, and he was the leader handpicked by Tang Zhongzong. He was very favored and named Li Kui.
In addition to his sour mind, he has made some achievements in writing articles. When Gao Yang was in power, he was demoted to Lingnan because of his disrespectful words. Now he has been recalled to Kyoto.
In terms of qualifications and experience, he should be the academician of the Imperial Academy. I was forced to take his position. He didn't look down on me and always opposed me. I respect his seniority, so I don't care about it. But now How dare he show the article to Shangguan Jing, isn't that just opening the tiger's mouth and sticking his head inside?
"Master Yun! As an official in the same dynasty, you don't look at the monk's face to see the Buddha's face!"
I pondered for two seconds, and went out to make a show of confrontation with Shangguan, but when I caught up with him, I heard him talking loudly.
"Li Kui, you don't think that little boy really dares to offend Long Yan for you, do you? Their Yun family is all gone, what else can he do as a fifth-rank man besides blowing some pillow wind?"
"Bah! Yun Chen is a little boy, and he is also from Tanhualang! You are a spoiled brat, a lackey and a dog, and you are also worthy of belittling others?!"
"Hmph, old bone, when you enter the prison, I see what you can say with your mouth!"
In the past two years, the power of the Shangguan clan has expanded, and for a while there was no one in the limelight. Shangguan spoke ill of me behind the mirror, not once or twice, and some colleagues told me that he did not pretend to be in front of me.
I fought with him in the ring at first, and later learned that he hated me because I killed his sister, who was the former princess, and he thought that I killed my mother and took my son to keep Yun Li alive, so he secretly did not miss me. Find someone to discredit me.
=, even in the black market, the highest reward is a hundred taels of silver for writers and poets who write a poem scolding me.
Every time I see Shangguan Jing, I think of the princess who looks a bit like him, and my heart is inexplicably soft, so I withdraw from the stage and don't fight with him.
I turned around and went back to the Imperial Academy, where everyone was still kneeling.
I sighed: "Let's go, Gao Yang...Then I will write..."
"Master Yun...no!"
"Aren't you pretending that you want me to edit it? Don't you just want to drive me out of the Hanlin Academy? My mother and Gao Yang were buried together. This matter was compiled into a drama. No one in the world knows, my aunt Master was stabbed to death by Gao Yang Shujian... Who knows? Don’t you think I’m an unfaithful, heartless and shameless person? You think I’m the one who wants to drop three ranks in a row and enter this Laoshizi Hanlin Academy?”
"Master Yun...we..."
"Go away! Go away!"
I was depressed, closed my eyes and finished writing without conscience. After I finished writing, I threw it outside the door for editing, and asked him to present it to His Majesty. Looking at the snacks on the table, I suddenly wandered thinking that if An Le lived longer than me, Do I still have to write a history book for her against my conscience?
I hope she will show kindness, learn from the Martial Emperor, and erect a stele without words, and stop embarrassing the historian, and don't embarrass me either.
After shutting myself in the room for a while, my colleague from the former Palace Bureau asked me for help, and wanted me to give his brother-in-law a small official.
"I'm not the prime minister, so I don't care about this."
"You have a lot of face, isn't the left minister very optimistic about you?"
"Then find a place to drink!"
"Yun Chen, don't, don't..."
"Don't worry, go drink."
I now feel more and more that it is difficult to be a man, it is even more difficult to be a man who is a princess, and it is the most difficult thing in all ages to be a man who is an emperor.
The whole world is the eyes and ears of peace. All my life is spent in circles in the imperial palace and Imperial Academy. Except for the upper court and the old men, fighting in the Shangguan family is like being a cow on the bed.
No, it’s okay to be a cow. There is always a day when you are exhausted when you are a cow, and you will die when you are exhausted. But I am a cow and a farm. The land is rotten, and then the cow gets up to plow. The land is cultivated a little better, and then cultivated again, and so on, endlessly.
This Anle, why is her energy so strong!
I finally know why she likes to kill people. In order to let her kill less people, I became a Buddha.
I didn't understand the phrase "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?" Now I really think that the Buddha is great, sacrificed me alone, and blessed the entire court.
My rebellious psychology was even worse when I saw a group of guards and maids outside the door who were taking me back to the palace.
"Qingsan, tell Your Majesty that I'm going to drink in the drunk red building tonight, the kind that I won't go back if I don't drink."
Qingsan was stunned for a moment: "Does it need to send someone to follow the son-in-law?"
"What are you talking about! Tell Your Majesty that I will go crazy if I don't drink anymore."
"I know."
The colleague was so frightened that he quickly waved his hands: "Yun Chen... don't, don't..."
I grabbed his collar and said in a low voice, "Drink with me a couple of cups, don't talk about your brother-in-law, your brother-in-law can go to the palace to be a female official."
The colleague's eyes lit up, and he straightened his clothes: "I will give up my life to accompany the gentleman."
The emperor is your wife. The only advantage is that she has enough power and money. I slapped my purse on the table and said, "Bring me all the four famous prostitutes!" lol.
In the palace, An Le recruited dancers and singers from all over the world to make me happy. Except for Ye Nianshan's jealousy, she never got angry or played with my temper because of my being close to anyone, even because of my lumbar muscle strain, Take Yaya back from Shu County.
After drinking for three rounds, I was a little drunk, and my colleagues sent someone back to ask Yaya to pick me up.
I waved my hand, thinking about drinking more, after going to the toilet, when I came back, I entered the wrong room, and looked at Shangguan Jing with his arms around me drinking.
No, I took a closer look, it wasn't me, that woman was seven points similar to me, Shangguan Jing was taken aback for a moment, then raised his chin and smiled and said: "Lord Yun, you are not so brave, you dare to come here just because of His Majesty's favor Land of Fireworks..."
"Bah! Shameless bastard!" Before this guy came to propose marriage, I wanted to scold him.
Maybe it was because I drank too much and spit on his face. He was taken aback for a moment, then got angry, wiped his saliva, and mocked me: "Yun Chen, what kind of a thing are you? Everyone knows that just relying on this appearance, she can seduce the Lord with all her charm!
I'm not afraid to tell you today, I won't kill you when Your Majesty is overwhelmed with new things about you, I want to marry your sister in eight palanquins, and let you obediently call me brother-in-law, oh, yes, Prime Minister Zuo Don't you appreciate you?I took your place again..."
"Fuck you! Shangguanjing!" I wanted to hit him, but I drank too much and became a soft-legged shrimp. Before I could beat him, I was sent back to the private room by his guards.
After going back, the more I thought about it, the angrier I became, and it wasn't until Yaya came to pick me up that I became a little clearer.
"Lang Jun, why are you unhappy? Tell me, go to the Qin Lou Chu Pavilion to drink Laoshizi's wine. You have lost your appetite recently and your spleen and stomach are damaged. If you drink again, will your body be in danger?
Mr. Xiaolang is in Shu County, and he writes letters every month. How happy are you touring the mountains and rivers? I came to the capital just to recuperate your body. You are spoiling me so much now, but you can call me..."
When Yayaxu was about to cry, I successfully covered her mouth.
"Don't cry, sir, I want to vomit... vomit..."
"Hmph!" Yaya pushed my hand away and patted me on the back. After I vomited, I stood up and looked at the city gate. I thought the location was really good.
"Yiya."
"Look at you, sir! You still think I talk too much."
"Do you think people like Shangguan Jing deserve to die?"
"Yes, he dared to ridicule you! Let's go back and tell His Majesty, and cut him into pieces!"
"No, it's useless to tell An Le, his family is too powerful, An Le already has a bad reputation, and he will be stigmatized as a running dog."
"Then we have to swallow our anger?!"
"No, I have to think of a reason to force An Le. He is in the limelight now, and he is the next head of the Shangguan family. In this way, you go find some people on the road."
"Lang Jun is wise! Beat him to death, I will find someone to break his dog legs!"
"No, don't hit him, hit me."
"Okay! That's...not...wait! Miss...no...no...not...what do you mean, sir?"
"Remember to find trustworthy ones. After the beating, give them more money and let them leave the capital, but don't slap me in the face. After the beating, tie me up and hang me on the city wall, with three big characters written in chicken blood "little white face" on it. , I guess, Qingsan is squatting nearby, so hurry up. "
"Miss... I don't understand, why are you hanging on the city wall?"
"Of course it's his life."
"If you want to kill him, if you want to kill him, let's go straight." He said with a gesture of doing everything across the board.
"Kill him? He is about to take over the position of patriarch now, and I don't know how many people secretly protect him. Besides, kill him? Little idiot, I thought Yun San taught you a lot of knowledge, but I can't understand it."
"Miss, I know that you want His Majesty to take action against Shangguan's family. I have learned the saying "If the name is not correct, the words are not right, and the words are not right, nothing will be done." "
"go quickly."
I got my wish and got beaten.However, as expected of a veteran in Jianghu, it made me look like I was seriously injured, but in fact I was still in pain. I was hung on the city wall for half an hour before I was rescued.
Because I drank too much, I was so uncomfortable that I was sputtering. An Le took the Shangguan mirror to perform surgery, and many people were sent to prison.
But what I didn't expect was that my spleen and stomach couldn't bear the torment, and I lay in Longtao for a few days, got up with my forehead, stood at the door, and watched the eunuchs and maids kneeling in the dark.
Seeing me waking up, each face showed joy, but the next sentence was: "I beg Master Yun to have mercy!"
"Huh?" I was dumbfounded for a while.
They said again: "My lord, have mercy!"
What do you pity?
Oh, I realized it, An Le probably started killing again in the previous dynasty.
I have been lying in bed for the past few days and haven't satisfied her, so she became murderous.
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Suddenly thinking of Yun Li going into battle with an illness, I feel so miserable, hahaha.
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It's so miserable, but I still want to remind;
--It's too awful--
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60. Fanwai
I was leaning on the beauty's couch, drinking millet porridge, and the little eunuch in charge burst into tears, and after a paragraph, I added a sentence at the end, begging Master Yun to have mercy, after a paragraph, added a sentence at the end, begging Master Yun to have mercy , It can be regarded as explaining the matter clearly to me.
"You can't die, and they're fine. Let the maids and eunuchs outside perform their duties. If you kneel down again, your knees will be useless."
"Don't dare! Your Majesty ordered the servants to kneel until evening, and then execute them all!"
"Your Majesty, I will take care of it, let them get up."
"My servant is sympathizing with Mr. Xie Yun for everyone. I also blame the servants for their negligence recently. Because of the compilation, the adults are getting thinner and weaker, and their appetite is poor. It is because the younger ones are not taking good care of you. Now I don’t know which idiot is talking too much, let Your Majesty disturb the surprise for the adults. No more, for the purpose of establishing a queen and building a palace, the previous dynasty was in full swing."
"Surprise? It's almost shocking. The title of imperial husband is already inappropriate, and now I am asked to become the master of Kun Ning and be that male queen... It's just ridiculous! Can her little mind think about important things about her family and country, and do things that are world-class?" Come? For such a matter, arguing with those guys is also free."
The little eunuch lay on the ground, raised his eyes like a mouse, and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty held it in his hands for fear of falling, and kept his mouth in his mouth for fear of melting. Your Majesty and His Majesty wrote three books and six rituals, and heaven and earth respect you." certificate, and the adult is a woman, and it is only right and proper to become the master of Kunning."
"This is the most absurd thing! The whole court protested against me being a male queen, and they were worried that His Majesty would disguise me as a man in anger. Hey, and my younger brother, if all those things are revealed, I am afraid that the ancestors of Confucius and Mencius will be angry. You have to lift the coffin board."
"It's not good! It's not good!" A little eunuch from the imperial study hurriedly ran outside the door: "Master Zuo hit the post!"
"What?! Your Majesty! Come on, bring me my court clothes!"
The death day of grandpa and grandma is approaching, but I am supervising the compilation of Gao Yang's life, and I feel depressed. Anle wants to please me, give me the Queen's ceremony, and let me become the master of Kunning, but this woman disguises herself as a man and a woman, which is really too much Absurd, although many people in the harem already know about my daughter, everyone tacitly calls me Lord Yun, the title of the emperor's husband, which is too frivolous. Many officials in the previous court called me so sarcastically, but it is not easy to call me again My son-in-law.
But just a few days ago, An Le was imprisoned by Shangguan Jing, and the Shangguan's family was used for surgery. People with good intentions spread the news of An Le's intention to make me a queen, and several court officials followed Shangguan Jing to prison.
Eunuch Lin said that the news was spread by the Taiji Hall, and An Le wanted the entire Taiji Hall to pay for his life, but he would have already paid for his life, so why let them kneel outside the door and beg for my mercy.
This time, it is contrived and tempered.
A few days ago, I went to the drunken red building to drink flowers and wine. I'm afraid everyone knows that she is the emperor after all, and I made such a joke again. She feels guilty for forcing me into the Imperial Academy, but she is unwilling to soften her body to accommodate me , so I used an excuse to take the life of the Taiji Temple and let me go to the small and low.
It seems to be tweaking, but in reality it is tricky.
If her ability to calculate people's hearts and attack people's minds is put on pointing the sky, surely... she can barely be a virtuous king, right?Forget it, it's almost harder than asking me to have a baby with her.
As soon as I entered the hall, I saw An Le put the jade slip on Zuo Xiang's body.
"Okay! I have fulfilled you, and I will bury you next to Grand Master Li after death, so that you can be my companion on the way to Huangquan. Come, someone, drag me out and kill you with a stick!"
"Your Majesty must not!" Wu Yangyang knelt down again, and I stood behind the crowd, holding an ivory wat in my hand, watching An Le with cold eyes, Fa Xiang solemnly sitting on the dragon chair, sighed secretly, and walked forward .
"My lord, the academicians of the Imperial Academy have this book." I walked to the side of Prime Minister Zuo, and bowed down on my knees.
Eunuch Lin: "Say."
"Although my background is small, I am still in the forefront. Thanks to the appreciation of the first emperor, I worked for Datang and supervised the etiquette, but my virtue was not good. I was demoted to the Imperial Academy, and I still owed the emperor's grace. I was able to complete the life of the royal family members in three months. Now hand engraved on a jade slip, and heard by heaven, but your majesty is wise and virtuous, and did not commit crimes to the minister, and the minister is ashamed. Now, the teacher of the minister has offended Long Yan, and the emperor is angry, laying down millions of corpses, and the minister is terrified. Knowing that the crime is serious, I only ask Your Majesty to read Zuoxiang as my father's best friend, and my minister's sub-father, and my prospective minister will take off his clothes and be punished for him. I will die without regret, and thank God for his grace."
"Is there something wrong with your virtue?" An Le sneered, "My sage is wise and virtuous?"
Everyone was silent, and after an unknown period of time, no one dared to raise their heads. I glanced left at Prime Minister Zuo's head, and the blood was still dripping, which looked very scary.
I opened my mouth and made a mouth shape: Did you hit the post?
The prime minister on the left glanced at me with his right eye, and mouthed: It's useless to hit me.
An Le might have noticed our little actions, and she said in a cold voice, "Master Zuo, tell me, where is my sage and virtuous? Where is Mr. Yun's virtue?"
The Prime Minister on the left raised his head with great effort: "Your Majesty is sympathetic to your ministers and all people. He is a wise king through the ages, and he is a sage and virtuous. Academician Yun is charming and seductive, pampering your majesty..."
"Shut up! How can I be sympathetic? How can Yun Chen be coquettish?! You old man is just mocking me! Oppose me everywhere!
Alright, let’s finish your Qingliu’s name. First, let’s talk about the canonization ceremony. Since ancient times, there has never been a male queen, and no queen has entered the court as an official. , You can't afford to kneel in the Hall of Martial Virtue, I haven't condemned you yet, and later, because of the expansion of the imperial mausoleum, it was a waste of people and money.
The flood in Henan Province has just subsided, and I endured it for the sake of the common people in the world, and now even the repair of Kunning, the household department is crying poor!
Now I understand that what kind of emperor I am, I am not as comfortable as being a princess. If you dare to imitate Li Taishi's palace, you will dare to lead the disciples to die tomorrow. If you are the emperor's wife and father, I will I will give you a good reputation and give you poisonous wine. "
"Your Majesty, absolutely not!" It was rare for me to agree with everyone.
Seeing that I also kowtowed, An Le said angrily, "Yun... Yunchen! I am rebuilding Kunning for you, why are you fighting against me with this group of idiots!"
Me: "Your Majesty is sage and virtuous, the Palace of Kunning is resplendent and resplendent, like a fairy palace, why do you need to repair it?"
An Le gritted her teeth: "I think your health is not good, so I don't care about you. Anyone who opposes me today will be shot!"
She was just messing around and treated the court as a joke. I got up and unbuttoned it, took off my official hat and put it on the ground, and kowtowed three times.
Seeing my behavior, Anle slapped the table, glaring: "Okay! Okay! Yun Li, what do you mean by taking off your official hat? You just rely on my love! Because you are my precious heart and sweet fruit, you will be lawless." !
Just join forces with these bastards to bully me!
I don't care if you increase taxes or empty the treasury, canonize the queen, rebuild Kunning, I... someone come and stop her for me! "
Both sides are kneeling and worshiping officials, thinking of jumping over them to hit the pillar, it still needs technical content, and I am still five feet away from the pillar, I wanted to hit the nearest one, but I saw the left-handed blood on it, I was a little disgusted, I changed it to the one a little farther behind, and before hitting it, I was stopped by the servant of the household department.
"Yun Li, you bastard! How dare you bump into a pillar! I..."
I lifted my robe and kowtowed: "Your Majesty loves me so much, I have no blessings to accept it. When my late father was there, I always warned: set up my heart for the world, and plead for the living people. I dare not slack off day and night. Your Majesty loves me, and everyone knows it." , It is enough to leave a name on one page, but he lives in the world and dare not be himself.
Even the common people in the world, so should your Majesty. Your Majesty and Your Majesty have a life-and-death agreement. You are not the wife of one person. Your Majesty is the master of the world and the mother of the four seas. You should put all people first. I hope that Your Majesty will think twice, and you will kneel down three times and kowtow nine times. Thank goodness. "
I didn't dare to raise my head. An Le must have been so angry that her fingers were trembling, and she wanted to draw her sword to face each other, but in the end, she only said one word: "Get lost!"
Eunuch Lin: "Retire!"
How did the throne of An Le come about? Everyone in the world knows it well. If there is any violation of the ancestral etiquette, the people will be full of grievances, and the people will rise up. There will be northern barbarians and Dongyi outside, and princes and vassal kings inside. It’s fine to be scolded alive Well, I really don't want to be nailed to the pillar of shame like Zhao Gao and Qin Hui's disciples after death. My grandpa will really be pissed off.I don't even want Anle to be the king of subjugation and be arranged by later generations.
It was the first time in public to save her face and fight against her. She would definitely piss me off for a long time. Yes, maybe I didn't expect that I'm not a flattering villain.
The Prime Minister on the right couldn't help applauding me: "Master Yun, my wife is very beautiful and she is just pregnant. You and Your Majesty will work hard to give birth to a prince who looks like a fairy like you. We will become in-laws."
Left: "Old man, everyone knows that a few days ago you were still scolding others for being a disaster, and serving others in Israel, and now you want to date relatives, there is no way!"
Hubu Shilang: "It's okay, when His Majesty gives birth to a prince, all of our daughters will have a chance."
"Yes, yes, my youngest daughter is two years old. Master Yun is working hard, and the girl is a junior, holding a gold brick."
Now it's my turn to be stunned. This is He Hulang's words, which I have never heard before, so it opened my eyes.
The previous one just called me a monster, and this one praised me as a fairy king. Could it be that this group of veterans stole their masters and learned Sichuan opera to change faces?
It's unimaginable, even more unimaginable than letting me disguise myself as a man and a woman to become the master of Kun Ning.
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After all, the heroine was born into a family of officials. In ancient times, what Qingliu cared most about was her posthumous reputation, so her feudal thinking was deeply rooted. Although she was born rebellious, she still had more or less decent thinking. This is also a limitation, so she struggled. , but will still do it.
After all, being an official in the same dynasty is like a ship, which has to turn over together.
In the end, the reaction of the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs of the Manchu Dynasty was: he felt that beauty was so useful, and he wished that his daughter would inherit the beauty of the heroine, so that he would have the opportunity to display it in the future.
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61. Fanwai
There are many violators of peace and happiness in the court. Although there are many officials and evils, there are many capable military generals, and most of them are born in the grass and lowly.Even if the civil servants were killed and killed by An Le, and promoted again and again, there would be no chaos.
After finishing the courtesies with the officials of the previous dynasty, how to coax An Le is a headache.
"My lord, the rare antiques that His Majesty gave you before were all broken, and the servants packed up three big boxes of fragments. Hey... the manager Zhang who loves antiques like his life is trembling with anger."
"She trashes things, and none of you stopped her?"
"Who dares to stop? The people in the Tai Chi Hall hid far away, for fear that His Majesty would remember the imperial order to execute everyone in the morning."
"I remember that there is a hundred-year-old wisteria in the imperial garden. The flowers are in full bloom recently. It must be very beautiful. You can find a court lady with exquisite handwork to make some lanterns and arrange them around there. I invite His Majesty to drink at night and have a few drinks."
"Slave, go down and get ready."
The bright moon hangs in the sky, wisterias are like weeping willows, flowers and branches grow everywhere, and the shadows of the trees are dancing. I heard that there was a dancer who danced here, and she was caught by the first emperor and climbed to the dragon's collapse. Since then, her favor has not faded.
The Longquan sword in my hand is very light and delicate, it is a rare treasure, it was given to me by Anle on Yunchen's birthday.
But I haven't danced the sword for a long time, and I don't know how unfamiliar I am. She mentioned it earlier, and then she looked behind her. Now I dance the sword, but I am just imitating my ancestors, hoping for Your Majesty's favor and mercy.
I saw Anle's guard of honor go first, so I drew a sword flower and played some pretty tricks, but I didn't have much strength, and I couldn't kill anyone. I vaguely remembered that in Prince Ye's mansion, Nianshan always said that I danced swords very beautifully. , there is an indescribable martial arts temperament, which makes people unable to move their eyes, and makes them happy to watch.
An Le walked up to me, and I cut off several wisteria petals with the edge of my sword, and the petals fell with the wind. An Le stood under the rain of flowers, watching me quietly.
I knelt down on one knee: "I don't know etiquette, and I rushed at Your Majesty, and I was punished with three glasses of wine to appease Your Majesty's thunderous anger."
An Le didn't answer, instead Eunuch Lin poured me three glasses of wine with a silver jug and cup.
I drank it all in one gulp, in a hurry.
"Your Majesty." I looked up at An Le, she was neither sad nor happy, and she didn't say a word.
Eunuch Lin: "Let's all step back, Master Yun has important matters to discuss with His Majesty, no one is allowed to approach without permission."
I knelt on one knee for a long time, An Le stared at me for a long time, and then said coldly: "Why, do you think that if you dance a sword, I will forgive you?"
"minister……"
"I forgot, Aiqing is the daughter of the Yun family in Jingdu. She was born in Qinggui. Because of her appointment as empress, she wants to imitate her predecessor and splash blood on the hall. Why is she now imitating that enchantress who has ruined the country? Here, Mi Yan land, to seduce me?"
As he spoke, he took the sword in my hand, and the sword edge touched my clothes, and slowly slid down, opened the belt, unbuckled the inner buckle, then slid down, and touched the utensils tied around my waist: "Oh...it turns out that Aiqing doesn't want to imitate that evil lady, but wants to serve me well."
After I finished speaking, I even opened the lace of my obscene trousers. I was a little embarrassed. After all, although there were no people, there were always birds and beasts.
"Your Majesty is wise, but I have such a heart."
"Oh——" An Le seemed to have heard something interesting, threw away the sword, and waved at me: "Come and sit down, and talk to me, what is your heart?"
I sat on the stone bench with my trousers in hand, and poured a glass of wine for An Le: "The heart of a minister is not loyalty to the emperor and patriotism, but loyalty to the country and love to the emperor. This is the heart of a minister who is not a minister. Your Majesty knows it well."
"I don't know, how does Aijun love what Aiqing said? Even if you sleep with me every day, how can I know what you think in your heart? If you really want my understanding, you can explain it well. "Love Jun "The word, I listen with all my ears. "
I pursed my lips, poured myself some wine, and drank a few more glasses. I seemed a little dizzy, and then I boldly said: "I heard that the scenery in the back garden is very beautiful, so I want to enjoy the flowers and scenery with your majesty. Have a drink or two, say something about your children, and coax His Majesty to be happy, and then go to Wushan together with your ministers."
"Oh——" An Le's ending sound was extremely long. She snatched the silver jug from my hand, poured me wine, and asked for advice: "Then dare to ask Ai Qing, what is the love story of a child, who can coax the dragon?" Feeling happy? Come and listen to me.”
My ears were a little red, and I felt hot all over: "When I was young, I met a famous doctor. He said that this person has 206 bones. I didn't know until I met His Majesty. I am different from ordinary people."
An Le raised her eyebrows: "What's the difference?"
"Wei Chen has 207 roots."
An Le: "Oh? Why?"
"The 207th root is Your Majesty, the subject's beloved wife, the subject's bone is the bone, and the flesh is the flesh."
After I finished speaking, I looked at Anle intently. I thought she would laugh, but Anle just continued to pour me wine, asking questions while pouring wine.
"This is what Aiqing said about the love between children. If you dare to ask what is the process of "going to Wushan together", I have never heard of it. If you start talking about it, maybe I will be happy. "
I drank two more cups, "After talking about my son and daughter's love, I leaned closer to Your Majesty, and after drinking with Your Majesty for three rounds, I pretended to remove the petals from your bun for Your Majesty, then put my arms around His Majesty's waist, and then kissed His Majesty lightly." His Majesty's earlobe, His Majesty's earlobe is particularly sensitive."
An Le touched her earlobe: "I don't feel sensitive."
I was a little bolder with the alcohol, stretched out my hand, pinched my ear with my index finger and thumb
In addition, I once set fire to the Yun family's ancestral hall, causing a commotion, and the aristocratic family jointly asked you to hand over me, a ruthless, unjust, unfaithful, and unfilial villain. "
An Le covered my mouth and shook her head: "Stop talking, Mr. Xiang."
I took her hand away: "They hate me to death, and you killed the Imperial Academy completely. The great Confucians from the south and the north of the Yangtze River invited themselves into the Imperial Academy. Those guys probably scolded me before eating and sleeping. Your Majesty thinks my life is too long!
You want me to go to the Imperial Academy to be scolded?Just to help you, the aunt who killed her brother and nephew is not so embarrassing, and it doesn’t count if she is downgraded to the fifth rank...you still have to blah..."
Before I finished speaking, An Le repeated the old trick, blocking me with her lips, walls and tongues. I resisted with all my strength, but the incense in the room made people confused, and I finally pushed her away with firm will.
But she pushed me to the corner, took off the phoenix hairpin on my head, shook it slightly, and the long hair spread out like splashed ink, another beauty trick!I backed up step by step, and she pressed on step by step.
"Your Majesty, my minister..."
She lightly pecked my lips, and I was dumb for a moment, only to hear her say: "The night is long, it's too early." She raised her eyebrows lightly, put her fingers on my Adam's apple, and pressed down .
I met her Qiushui eyes and closed my eyes quickly, but as soon as I closed my eyes, she bit my ear directly, but the bite was not like a bite, and the kiss was not like a kiss. My Adam's apple rolled, and it became more difficult to breathe. In the end, the back is against the wall, and there is no way to retreat.
He could only open his eyes and grabbed An Le's shoulder.
There are hooks in the corners of her upturned eyes: "A Li, you just follow me."
I held my breath and said nothing, she pecked and kissed my forehead, and said: "A Li, just follow me."
She pecked and kissed the tip of her nose, and then said, "A Li, just follow me."
Finally pecked and kissed her navel, I couldn't bear it anymore, pushed her away, went to the cabinet and found the wooden utensils bought by Nanfeng Guan, "If you follow me like this, I will follow you in the Hanlin Academy."
I thought it would make her retreat, but An Le acted as if she could pick and choose, and said coquettishly, "This is what my husband said."
I wrapped it around my waist and said: "If a gentleman says a word, four horses are hard to chase."
The department set up supervisors, Chen Yuzuo at Fengtianmen, Qintianjian set up time drums, Shangbao Division set up treasure cases, Jiaofang Division set up Zhonghe Shaoyue, Division Division set up supervisors, Shangbao Division, Jiaofang Division, tens of thousands of busy people.
And I, a bachelor of the Little Hanlin Academy, stood outside Shangyang Palace with other civil and military officials for two hours.
Even at the enthronement ceremony of the new emperor, those guys still kept the yin and yang strangeness and made sour words, and it was not until the canonization began that the whole place was silent like cicadas.
"Welcome to heaven!"
"Dian Yubo!"
……
"Wang Liao!"
I lowered my head and raised my eyes, but unfortunately the official hat was a bit too big, so I couldn't see An Le's face clearly, only the dragon mountain fire badge on her crown that dragged the floor.
When my waist hurts, I heard the eunuch shout: "Licheng, long live Songhu."
My voice is hidden among thousands of ministers and tens of thousands of servants.
"Long live Your Majesty, long live."
"Song hoo again."
"Long live Your Majesty, long live."
I raised my head boldly, and saw An Le sitting on the dragon chair from a distance, as if smiling at me, she opened her mouth, and the shape of her mouth was: Xianggong.
"Three song calls."
I blurted out in a daze: "Long live my lady, long live."
The veterans around looked at me in shock.
I laughed.
The laugh is that it will be difficult to stay in the officialdom in the future, and it will be even more difficult to stay on the bed.
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The enthronement ceremony is a lot omitted, and the steps are more troublesome, so I will briefly write it, and there are two or three extra episodes;
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Chapter 59
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"Princess Gaoyang Dachang, the daughter of Zhongzong, she has a beautiful appearance. Most of the ministers use it, and the prime minister often goes out of the court. The six armies are under her command. But she is extremely cunning, talented, and contemptuous of everything. Kill nephew..."
I threw the rice paper on the desk, took a deep breath, and looked up, the editors of the Imperial Academy had different expressions, and looked at me without saying a word, all with the attitude of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water.
I held back my breath: "My lords, the life of Princess Gaoyang has been changed a hundred and eighty times, and it has been almost three months. Your Majesty's patience has long been exhausted. In a few days, it will be her death day. Everyone It's a colleague, don't embarrass me, a junior, and delete it again."
"Master Yun, in 83 days, we have changed it more than a hundred and eighty times, but you just say this every day, "Delete it again, delete it again." There is really no way to delete it. We incompetent people delete it twice a day. There are hundreds of sentences that have to be deleted, but there is really nothing to delete. "
"Master Yun, we also know that you work for His Majesty, and His Majesty has been close to the Eldest Princess since childhood, so it is naturally biased, but you and I are both courtiers..."
"Who is so powerful that you make all the adults stand here for punishment." Before Liu Ming finished speaking, he was interrupted. Shangguan Jing stepped in with his hands behind his back, and I crumpled up the rice paper and threw it on the table. under the case.
"Oh, I thought it was someone with such great prestige, but it turned out to be His Majesty's favorite—Master Yun, academician of the Imperial Academy."
To say that among the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty, I hate Shangguanjing the most, but his family is a firm princess party. They used to be loyal to Gao Yang, but now they are loyal to Anle. He is the main force, not only that, but he also set up a literary prison, which caused panic and made everyone miserable.
But Anle turned a blind eye. After all, during the few days when Gao Yang was imprisoned, their family remained loyal and even lost some of their lives. Now it can be said that they are the third-rank officials in front of the gate, very arrogant.
"Your Majesty just finished my interview, and His Majesty asked me to come over and ask, is the eldest princess's biography finished? By the way, I brought some snacks for Mr. Yun. The eunuch said that you didn't eat at noon. I don't know if you were angry."
As he spoke, he put the snack box on my desk, pressed down the official documents in front of me, and turned to ask them: "Where are the biographies written by the adults?"
The other Hanlin Xiuzhuan showed embarrassment, but Li Kui stood up, took out rice paper from his sleeve and handed it to Shangguanjing.
I hold my forehead, I know this guy Li Kui!Really stubborn and stubborn!
Shangguan unfolded the mirror and looked at it for a while, then threw the rice paper on my desk and said, "Come here! Put this kind of foul language person to prison, and when I report to the Holy Majesty, I will cut them into pieces!"
I unfolded the rice paper and took a look, my good fellow, why does this person keep the first edition on his body all the time: "Grand Princess Gaoyang, the daughter of Zhongzong, is beautiful in appearance, not gentle in sex, erotic in disorder, close to adultery, and has many ministers. For this purpose, the prime minister often goes out to the court, the six armies are for his command, the lizard has his heart, the wolf has a nature, kills the loyal, kills brothers and nephews, people and gods are jealous of each other, and heaven and earth cannot tolerate it.
Still harboring evil intentions, usurping power and seizing the throne!The beloved son of the king is secluded in other palaces; the clan alliance of thieves entrusts him with important tasks.Alas!If Huo Zimengzhi doesn't do it, Zhu Xuhouzhi is dead..."
I was just about to tear up the rice paper, but Shangguan Jing snatched it, folded it and put it in my sleeve.
"Master Yun, don't forget to eat the snacks." After speaking, he pressed Li Kui and left.
I sighed, and when I looked up, I saw all the editors knelt down to me: "I beg Master Yun to save Academician Li!"
This turning face is faster than flipping a book, and I don't know if you are noble or just picking soft persimmons, which makes me even more headache.
This Li Kui was originally named Li Mingzhi, and he was the leader handpicked by Tang Zhongzong. He was very favored and named Li Kui.
In addition to his sour mind, he has made some achievements in writing articles. When Gao Yang was in power, he was demoted to Lingnan because of his disrespectful words. Now he has been recalled to Kyoto.
In terms of qualifications and experience, he should be the academician of the Imperial Academy. I was forced to take his position. He didn't look down on me and always opposed me. I respect his seniority, so I don't care about it. But now How dare he show the article to Shangguan Jing, isn't that just opening the tiger's mouth and sticking his head inside?
"Master Yun! As an official in the same dynasty, you don't look at the monk's face to see the Buddha's face!"
I pondered for two seconds, and went out to make a show of confrontation with Shangguan, but when I caught up with him, I heard him talking loudly.
"Li Kui, you don't think that little boy really dares to offend Long Yan for you, do you? Their Yun family is all gone, what else can he do as a fifth-rank man besides blowing some pillow wind?"
"Bah! Yun Chen is a little boy, and he is also from Tanhualang! You are a spoiled brat, a lackey and a dog, and you are also worthy of belittling others?!"
"Hmph, old bone, when you enter the prison, I see what you can say with your mouth!"
In the past two years, the power of the Shangguan clan has expanded, and for a while there was no one in the limelight. Shangguan spoke ill of me behind the mirror, not once or twice, and some colleagues told me that he did not pretend to be in front of me.
I fought with him in the ring at first, and later learned that he hated me because I killed his sister, who was the former princess, and he thought that I killed my mother and took my son to keep Yun Li alive, so he secretly did not miss me. Find someone to discredit me.
=, even in the black market, the highest reward is a hundred taels of silver for writers and poets who write a poem scolding me.
Every time I see Shangguan Jing, I think of the princess who looks a bit like him, and my heart is inexplicably soft, so I withdraw from the stage and don't fight with him.
I turned around and went back to the Imperial Academy, where everyone was still kneeling.
I sighed: "Let's go, Gao Yang...Then I will write..."
"Master Yun...no!"
"Aren't you pretending that you want me to edit it? Don't you just want to drive me out of the Hanlin Academy? My mother and Gao Yang were buried together. This matter was compiled into a drama. No one in the world knows, my aunt Master was stabbed to death by Gao Yang Shujian... Who knows? Don’t you think I’m an unfaithful, heartless and shameless person? You think I’m the one who wants to drop three ranks in a row and enter this Laoshizi Hanlin Academy?”
"Master Yun...we..."
"Go away! Go away!"
I was depressed, closed my eyes and finished writing without conscience. After I finished writing, I threw it outside the door for editing, and asked him to present it to His Majesty. Looking at the snacks on the table, I suddenly wandered thinking that if An Le lived longer than me, Do I still have to write a history book for her against my conscience?
I hope she will show kindness, learn from the Martial Emperor, and erect a stele without words, and stop embarrassing the historian, and don't embarrass me either.
After shutting myself in the room for a while, my colleague from the former Palace Bureau asked me for help, and wanted me to give his brother-in-law a small official.
"I'm not the prime minister, so I don't care about this."
"You have a lot of face, isn't the left minister very optimistic about you?"
"Then find a place to drink!"
"Yun Chen, don't, don't..."
"Don't worry, go drink."
I now feel more and more that it is difficult to be a man, it is even more difficult to be a man who is a princess, and it is the most difficult thing in all ages to be a man who is an emperor.
The whole world is the eyes and ears of peace. All my life is spent in circles in the imperial palace and Imperial Academy. Except for the upper court and the old men, fighting in the Shangguan family is like being a cow on the bed.
No, it’s okay to be a cow. There is always a day when you are exhausted when you are a cow, and you will die when you are exhausted. But I am a cow and a farm. The land is rotten, and then the cow gets up to plow. The land is cultivated a little better, and then cultivated again, and so on, endlessly.
This Anle, why is her energy so strong!
I finally know why she likes to kill people. In order to let her kill less people, I became a Buddha.
I didn't understand the phrase "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?" Now I really think that the Buddha is great, sacrificed me alone, and blessed the entire court.
My rebellious psychology was even worse when I saw a group of guards and maids outside the door who were taking me back to the palace.
"Qingsan, tell Your Majesty that I'm going to drink in the drunk red building tonight, the kind that I won't go back if I don't drink."
Qingsan was stunned for a moment: "Does it need to send someone to follow the son-in-law?"
"What are you talking about! Tell Your Majesty that I will go crazy if I don't drink anymore."
"I know."
The colleague was so frightened that he quickly waved his hands: "Yun Chen... don't, don't..."
I grabbed his collar and said in a low voice, "Drink with me a couple of cups, don't talk about your brother-in-law, your brother-in-law can go to the palace to be a female official."
The colleague's eyes lit up, and he straightened his clothes: "I will give up my life to accompany the gentleman."
The emperor is your wife. The only advantage is that she has enough power and money. I slapped my purse on the table and said, "Bring me all the four famous prostitutes!" lol.
In the palace, An Le recruited dancers and singers from all over the world to make me happy. Except for Ye Nianshan's jealousy, she never got angry or played with my temper because of my being close to anyone, even because of my lumbar muscle strain, Take Yaya back from Shu County.
After drinking for three rounds, I was a little drunk, and my colleagues sent someone back to ask Yaya to pick me up.
I waved my hand, thinking about drinking more, after going to the toilet, when I came back, I entered the wrong room, and looked at Shangguan Jing with his arms around me drinking.
No, I took a closer look, it wasn't me, that woman was seven points similar to me, Shangguan Jing was taken aback for a moment, then raised his chin and smiled and said: "Lord Yun, you are not so brave, you dare to come here just because of His Majesty's favor Land of Fireworks..."
"Bah! Shameless bastard!" Before this guy came to propose marriage, I wanted to scold him.
Maybe it was because I drank too much and spit on his face. He was taken aback for a moment, then got angry, wiped his saliva, and mocked me: "Yun Chen, what kind of a thing are you? Everyone knows that just relying on this appearance, she can seduce the Lord with all her charm!
I'm not afraid to tell you today, I won't kill you when Your Majesty is overwhelmed with new things about you, I want to marry your sister in eight palanquins, and let you obediently call me brother-in-law, oh, yes, Prime Minister Zuo Don't you appreciate you?I took your place again..."
"Fuck you! Shangguanjing!" I wanted to hit him, but I drank too much and became a soft-legged shrimp. Before I could beat him, I was sent back to the private room by his guards.
After going back, the more I thought about it, the angrier I became, and it wasn't until Yaya came to pick me up that I became a little clearer.
"Lang Jun, why are you unhappy? Tell me, go to the Qin Lou Chu Pavilion to drink Laoshizi's wine. You have lost your appetite recently and your spleen and stomach are damaged. If you drink again, will your body be in danger?
Mr. Xiaolang is in Shu County, and he writes letters every month. How happy are you touring the mountains and rivers? I came to the capital just to recuperate your body. You are spoiling me so much now, but you can call me..."
When Yayaxu was about to cry, I successfully covered her mouth.
"Don't cry, sir, I want to vomit... vomit..."
"Hmph!" Yaya pushed my hand away and patted me on the back. After I vomited, I stood up and looked at the city gate. I thought the location was really good.
"Yiya."
"Look at you, sir! You still think I talk too much."
"Do you think people like Shangguan Jing deserve to die?"
"Yes, he dared to ridicule you! Let's go back and tell His Majesty, and cut him into pieces!"
"No, it's useless to tell An Le, his family is too powerful, An Le already has a bad reputation, and he will be stigmatized as a running dog."
"Then we have to swallow our anger?!"
"No, I have to think of a reason to force An Le. He is in the limelight now, and he is the next head of the Shangguan family. In this way, you go find some people on the road."
"Lang Jun is wise! Beat him to death, I will find someone to break his dog legs!"
"No, don't hit him, hit me."
"Okay! That's...not...wait! Miss...no...no...not...what do you mean, sir?"
"Remember to find trustworthy ones. After the beating, give them more money and let them leave the capital, but don't slap me in the face. After the beating, tie me up and hang me on the city wall, with three big characters written in chicken blood "little white face" on it. , I guess, Qingsan is squatting nearby, so hurry up. "
"Miss... I don't understand, why are you hanging on the city wall?"
"Of course it's his life."
"If you want to kill him, if you want to kill him, let's go straight." He said with a gesture of doing everything across the board.
"Kill him? He is about to take over the position of patriarch now, and I don't know how many people secretly protect him. Besides, kill him? Little idiot, I thought Yun San taught you a lot of knowledge, but I can't understand it."
"Miss, I know that you want His Majesty to take action against Shangguan's family. I have learned the saying "If the name is not correct, the words are not right, and the words are not right, nothing will be done." "
"go quickly."
I got my wish and got beaten.However, as expected of a veteran in Jianghu, it made me look like I was seriously injured, but in fact I was still in pain. I was hung on the city wall for half an hour before I was rescued.
Because I drank too much, I was so uncomfortable that I was sputtering. An Le took the Shangguan mirror to perform surgery, and many people were sent to prison.
But what I didn't expect was that my spleen and stomach couldn't bear the torment, and I lay in Longtao for a few days, got up with my forehead, stood at the door, and watched the eunuchs and maids kneeling in the dark.
Seeing me waking up, each face showed joy, but the next sentence was: "I beg Master Yun to have mercy!"
"Huh?" I was dumbfounded for a while.
They said again: "My lord, have mercy!"
What do you pity?
Oh, I realized it, An Le probably started killing again in the previous dynasty.
I have been lying in bed for the past few days and haven't satisfied her, so she became murderous.
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Suddenly thinking of Yun Li going into battle with an illness, I feel so miserable, hahaha.
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60. Fanwai
I was leaning on the beauty's couch, drinking millet porridge, and the little eunuch in charge burst into tears, and after a paragraph, I added a sentence at the end, begging Master Yun to have mercy, after a paragraph, added a sentence at the end, begging Master Yun to have mercy , It can be regarded as explaining the matter clearly to me.
"You can't die, and they're fine. Let the maids and eunuchs outside perform their duties. If you kneel down again, your knees will be useless."
"Don't dare! Your Majesty ordered the servants to kneel until evening, and then execute them all!"
"Your Majesty, I will take care of it, let them get up."
"My servant is sympathizing with Mr. Xie Yun for everyone. I also blame the servants for their negligence recently. Because of the compilation, the adults are getting thinner and weaker, and their appetite is poor. It is because the younger ones are not taking good care of you. Now I don’t know which idiot is talking too much, let Your Majesty disturb the surprise for the adults. No more, for the purpose of establishing a queen and building a palace, the previous dynasty was in full swing."
"Surprise? It's almost shocking. The title of imperial husband is already inappropriate, and now I am asked to become the master of Kun Ning and be that male queen... It's just ridiculous! Can her little mind think about important things about her family and country, and do things that are world-class?" Come? For such a matter, arguing with those guys is also free."
The little eunuch lay on the ground, raised his eyes like a mouse, and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty held it in his hands for fear of falling, and kept his mouth in his mouth for fear of melting. Your Majesty and His Majesty wrote three books and six rituals, and heaven and earth respect you." certificate, and the adult is a woman, and it is only right and proper to become the master of Kunning."
"This is the most absurd thing! The whole court protested against me being a male queen, and they were worried that His Majesty would disguise me as a man in anger. Hey, and my younger brother, if all those things are revealed, I am afraid that the ancestors of Confucius and Mencius will be angry. You have to lift the coffin board."
"It's not good! It's not good!" A little eunuch from the imperial study hurriedly ran outside the door: "Master Zuo hit the post!"
"What?! Your Majesty! Come on, bring me my court clothes!"
The death day of grandpa and grandma is approaching, but I am supervising the compilation of Gao Yang's life, and I feel depressed. Anle wants to please me, give me the Queen's ceremony, and let me become the master of Kunning, but this woman disguises herself as a man and a woman, which is really too much Absurd, although many people in the harem already know about my daughter, everyone tacitly calls me Lord Yun, the title of the emperor's husband, which is too frivolous. Many officials in the previous court called me so sarcastically, but it is not easy to call me again My son-in-law.
But just a few days ago, An Le was imprisoned by Shangguan Jing, and the Shangguan's family was used for surgery. People with good intentions spread the news of An Le's intention to make me a queen, and several court officials followed Shangguan Jing to prison.
Eunuch Lin said that the news was spread by the Taiji Hall, and An Le wanted the entire Taiji Hall to pay for his life, but he would have already paid for his life, so why let them kneel outside the door and beg for my mercy.
This time, it is contrived and tempered.
A few days ago, I went to the drunken red building to drink flowers and wine. I'm afraid everyone knows that she is the emperor after all, and I made such a joke again. She feels guilty for forcing me into the Imperial Academy, but she is unwilling to soften her body to accommodate me , so I used an excuse to take the life of the Taiji Temple and let me go to the small and low.
It seems to be tweaking, but in reality it is tricky.
If her ability to calculate people's hearts and attack people's minds is put on pointing the sky, surely... she can barely be a virtuous king, right?Forget it, it's almost harder than asking me to have a baby with her.
As soon as I entered the hall, I saw An Le put the jade slip on Zuo Xiang's body.
"Okay! I have fulfilled you, and I will bury you next to Grand Master Li after death, so that you can be my companion on the way to Huangquan. Come, someone, drag me out and kill you with a stick!"
"Your Majesty must not!" Wu Yangyang knelt down again, and I stood behind the crowd, holding an ivory wat in my hand, watching An Le with cold eyes, Fa Xiang solemnly sitting on the dragon chair, sighed secretly, and walked forward .
"My lord, the academicians of the Imperial Academy have this book." I walked to the side of Prime Minister Zuo, and bowed down on my knees.
Eunuch Lin: "Say."
"Although my background is small, I am still in the forefront. Thanks to the appreciation of the first emperor, I worked for Datang and supervised the etiquette, but my virtue was not good. I was demoted to the Imperial Academy, and I still owed the emperor's grace. I was able to complete the life of the royal family members in three months. Now hand engraved on a jade slip, and heard by heaven, but your majesty is wise and virtuous, and did not commit crimes to the minister, and the minister is ashamed. Now, the teacher of the minister has offended Long Yan, and the emperor is angry, laying down millions of corpses, and the minister is terrified. Knowing that the crime is serious, I only ask Your Majesty to read Zuoxiang as my father's best friend, and my minister's sub-father, and my prospective minister will take off his clothes and be punished for him. I will die without regret, and thank God for his grace."
"Is there something wrong with your virtue?" An Le sneered, "My sage is wise and virtuous?"
Everyone was silent, and after an unknown period of time, no one dared to raise their heads. I glanced left at Prime Minister Zuo's head, and the blood was still dripping, which looked very scary.
I opened my mouth and made a mouth shape: Did you hit the post?
The prime minister on the left glanced at me with his right eye, and mouthed: It's useless to hit me.
An Le might have noticed our little actions, and she said in a cold voice, "Master Zuo, tell me, where is my sage and virtuous? Where is Mr. Yun's virtue?"
The Prime Minister on the left raised his head with great effort: "Your Majesty is sympathetic to your ministers and all people. He is a wise king through the ages, and he is a sage and virtuous. Academician Yun is charming and seductive, pampering your majesty..."
"Shut up! How can I be sympathetic? How can Yun Chen be coquettish?! You old man is just mocking me! Oppose me everywhere!
Alright, let’s finish your Qingliu’s name. First, let’s talk about the canonization ceremony. Since ancient times, there has never been a male queen, and no queen has entered the court as an official. , You can't afford to kneel in the Hall of Martial Virtue, I haven't condemned you yet, and later, because of the expansion of the imperial mausoleum, it was a waste of people and money.
The flood in Henan Province has just subsided, and I endured it for the sake of the common people in the world, and now even the repair of Kunning, the household department is crying poor!
Now I understand that what kind of emperor I am, I am not as comfortable as being a princess. If you dare to imitate Li Taishi's palace, you will dare to lead the disciples to die tomorrow. If you are the emperor's wife and father, I will I will give you a good reputation and give you poisonous wine. "
"Your Majesty, absolutely not!" It was rare for me to agree with everyone.
Seeing that I also kowtowed, An Le said angrily, "Yun... Yunchen! I am rebuilding Kunning for you, why are you fighting against me with this group of idiots!"
Me: "Your Majesty is sage and virtuous, the Palace of Kunning is resplendent and resplendent, like a fairy palace, why do you need to repair it?"
An Le gritted her teeth: "I think your health is not good, so I don't care about you. Anyone who opposes me today will be shot!"
She was just messing around and treated the court as a joke. I got up and unbuttoned it, took off my official hat and put it on the ground, and kowtowed three times.
Seeing my behavior, Anle slapped the table, glaring: "Okay! Okay! Yun Li, what do you mean by taking off your official hat? You just rely on my love! Because you are my precious heart and sweet fruit, you will be lawless." !
Just join forces with these bastards to bully me!
I don't care if you increase taxes or empty the treasury, canonize the queen, rebuild Kunning, I... someone come and stop her for me! "
Both sides are kneeling and worshiping officials, thinking of jumping over them to hit the pillar, it still needs technical content, and I am still five feet away from the pillar, I wanted to hit the nearest one, but I saw the left-handed blood on it, I was a little disgusted, I changed it to the one a little farther behind, and before hitting it, I was stopped by the servant of the household department.
"Yun Li, you bastard! How dare you bump into a pillar! I..."
I lifted my robe and kowtowed: "Your Majesty loves me so much, I have no blessings to accept it. When my late father was there, I always warned: set up my heart for the world, and plead for the living people. I dare not slack off day and night. Your Majesty loves me, and everyone knows it." , It is enough to leave a name on one page, but he lives in the world and dare not be himself.
Even the common people in the world, so should your Majesty. Your Majesty and Your Majesty have a life-and-death agreement. You are not the wife of one person. Your Majesty is the master of the world and the mother of the four seas. You should put all people first. I hope that Your Majesty will think twice, and you will kneel down three times and kowtow nine times. Thank goodness. "
I didn't dare to raise my head. An Le must have been so angry that her fingers were trembling, and she wanted to draw her sword to face each other, but in the end, she only said one word: "Get lost!"
Eunuch Lin: "Retire!"
How did the throne of An Le come about? Everyone in the world knows it well. If there is any violation of the ancestral etiquette, the people will be full of grievances, and the people will rise up. There will be northern barbarians and Dongyi outside, and princes and vassal kings inside. It’s fine to be scolded alive Well, I really don't want to be nailed to the pillar of shame like Zhao Gao and Qin Hui's disciples after death. My grandpa will really be pissed off.I don't even want Anle to be the king of subjugation and be arranged by later generations.
It was the first time in public to save her face and fight against her. She would definitely piss me off for a long time. Yes, maybe I didn't expect that I'm not a flattering villain.
The Prime Minister on the right couldn't help applauding me: "Master Yun, my wife is very beautiful and she is just pregnant. You and Your Majesty will work hard to give birth to a prince who looks like a fairy like you. We will become in-laws."
Left: "Old man, everyone knows that a few days ago you were still scolding others for being a disaster, and serving others in Israel, and now you want to date relatives, there is no way!"
Hubu Shilang: "It's okay, when His Majesty gives birth to a prince, all of our daughters will have a chance."
"Yes, yes, my youngest daughter is two years old. Master Yun is working hard, and the girl is a junior, holding a gold brick."
Now it's my turn to be stunned. This is He Hulang's words, which I have never heard before, so it opened my eyes.
The previous one just called me a monster, and this one praised me as a fairy king. Could it be that this group of veterans stole their masters and learned Sichuan opera to change faces?
It's unimaginable, even more unimaginable than letting me disguise myself as a man and a woman to become the master of Kun Ning.
The author says:
After all, the heroine was born into a family of officials. In ancient times, what Qingliu cared most about was her posthumous reputation, so her feudal thinking was deeply rooted. Although she was born rebellious, she still had more or less decent thinking. This is also a limitation, so she struggled. , but will still do it.
After all, being an official in the same dynasty is like a ship, which has to turn over together.
In the end, the reaction of the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs of the Manchu Dynasty was: he felt that beauty was so useful, and he wished that his daughter would inherit the beauty of the heroine, so that he would have the opportunity to display it in the future.
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61. Fanwai
There are many violators of peace and happiness in the court. Although there are many officials and evils, there are many capable military generals, and most of them are born in the grass and lowly.Even if the civil servants were killed and killed by An Le, and promoted again and again, there would be no chaos.
After finishing the courtesies with the officials of the previous dynasty, how to coax An Le is a headache.
"My lord, the rare antiques that His Majesty gave you before were all broken, and the servants packed up three big boxes of fragments. Hey... the manager Zhang who loves antiques like his life is trembling with anger."
"She trashes things, and none of you stopped her?"
"Who dares to stop? The people in the Tai Chi Hall hid far away, for fear that His Majesty would remember the imperial order to execute everyone in the morning."
"I remember that there is a hundred-year-old wisteria in the imperial garden. The flowers are in full bloom recently. It must be very beautiful. You can find a court lady with exquisite handwork to make some lanterns and arrange them around there. I invite His Majesty to drink at night and have a few drinks."
"Slave, go down and get ready."
The bright moon hangs in the sky, wisterias are like weeping willows, flowers and branches grow everywhere, and the shadows of the trees are dancing. I heard that there was a dancer who danced here, and she was caught by the first emperor and climbed to the dragon's collapse. Since then, her favor has not faded.
The Longquan sword in my hand is very light and delicate, it is a rare treasure, it was given to me by Anle on Yunchen's birthday.
But I haven't danced the sword for a long time, and I don't know how unfamiliar I am. She mentioned it earlier, and then she looked behind her. Now I dance the sword, but I am just imitating my ancestors, hoping for Your Majesty's favor and mercy.
I saw Anle's guard of honor go first, so I drew a sword flower and played some pretty tricks, but I didn't have much strength, and I couldn't kill anyone. I vaguely remembered that in Prince Ye's mansion, Nianshan always said that I danced swords very beautifully. , there is an indescribable martial arts temperament, which makes people unable to move their eyes, and makes them happy to watch.
An Le walked up to me, and I cut off several wisteria petals with the edge of my sword, and the petals fell with the wind. An Le stood under the rain of flowers, watching me quietly.
I knelt down on one knee: "I don't know etiquette, and I rushed at Your Majesty, and I was punished with three glasses of wine to appease Your Majesty's thunderous anger."
An Le didn't answer, instead Eunuch Lin poured me three glasses of wine with a silver jug and cup.
I drank it all in one gulp, in a hurry.
"Your Majesty." I looked up at An Le, she was neither sad nor happy, and she didn't say a word.
Eunuch Lin: "Let's all step back, Master Yun has important matters to discuss with His Majesty, no one is allowed to approach without permission."
I knelt on one knee for a long time, An Le stared at me for a long time, and then said coldly: "Why, do you think that if you dance a sword, I will forgive you?"
"minister……"
"I forgot, Aiqing is the daughter of the Yun family in Jingdu. She was born in Qinggui. Because of her appointment as empress, she wants to imitate her predecessor and splash blood on the hall. Why is she now imitating that enchantress who has ruined the country? Here, Mi Yan land, to seduce me?"
As he spoke, he took the sword in my hand, and the sword edge touched my clothes, and slowly slid down, opened the belt, unbuckled the inner buckle, then slid down, and touched the utensils tied around my waist: "Oh...it turns out that Aiqing doesn't want to imitate that evil lady, but wants to serve me well."
After I finished speaking, I even opened the lace of my obscene trousers. I was a little embarrassed. After all, although there were no people, there were always birds and beasts.
"Your Majesty is wise, but I have such a heart."
"Oh——" An Le seemed to have heard something interesting, threw away the sword, and waved at me: "Come and sit down, and talk to me, what is your heart?"
I sat on the stone bench with my trousers in hand, and poured a glass of wine for An Le: "The heart of a minister is not loyalty to the emperor and patriotism, but loyalty to the country and love to the emperor. This is the heart of a minister who is not a minister. Your Majesty knows it well."
"I don't know, how does Aijun love what Aiqing said? Even if you sleep with me every day, how can I know what you think in your heart? If you really want my understanding, you can explain it well. "Love Jun "The word, I listen with all my ears. "
I pursed my lips, poured myself some wine, and drank a few more glasses. I seemed a little dizzy, and then I boldly said: "I heard that the scenery in the back garden is very beautiful, so I want to enjoy the flowers and scenery with your majesty. Have a drink or two, say something about your children, and coax His Majesty to be happy, and then go to Wushan together with your ministers."
"Oh——" An Le's ending sound was extremely long. She snatched the silver jug from my hand, poured me wine, and asked for advice: "Then dare to ask Ai Qing, what is the love story of a child, who can coax the dragon?" Feeling happy? Come and listen to me.”
My ears were a little red, and I felt hot all over: "When I was young, I met a famous doctor. He said that this person has 206 bones. I didn't know until I met His Majesty. I am different from ordinary people."
An Le raised her eyebrows: "What's the difference?"
"Wei Chen has 207 roots."
An Le: "Oh? Why?"
"The 207th root is Your Majesty, the subject's beloved wife, the subject's bone is the bone, and the flesh is the flesh."
After I finished speaking, I looked at Anle intently. I thought she would laugh, but Anle just continued to pour me wine, asking questions while pouring wine.
"This is what Aiqing said about the love between children. If you dare to ask what is the process of "going to Wushan together", I have never heard of it. If you start talking about it, maybe I will be happy. "
I drank two more cups, "After talking about my son and daughter's love, I leaned closer to Your Majesty, and after drinking with Your Majesty for three rounds, I pretended to remove the petals from your bun for Your Majesty, then put my arms around His Majesty's waist, and then kissed His Majesty lightly." His Majesty's earlobe, His Majesty's earlobe is particularly sensitive."
An Le touched her earlobe: "I don't feel sensitive."
I was a little bolder with the alcohol, stretched out my hand, pinched my ear with my index finger and thumb
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