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Chapter 8 "I'm Ready to Hit You"
The author has something to say: Bamboo: I am going to hit you, is there a problem?Mat: No (caught without a fight).
"So—" Zhao Chuhe dragged his voice, "You just found out yesterday that your employee is actually your first love?"
"It's not first love." Xi Zhao corrected.
"Yeah," Zhao Chuhe nodded, "I know, although you never dated him in the 23 years before you met him, and you can't forget him for five years and 1825 days after you met him, but because the other party doesn't know you are Who, so he is not your first love."
You are unrequited love.
Xi Zhao: "..."
Zhao Chuhe didn't understand or care about gossip in the entertainment industry, and was far away from his working circle. This was one of the important reasons why Xi Zhao was willing to accept him to continue to be his psychiatrist.However, his personality is too out of character, which often makes Xi Zhao sincerely question whether Dr. Zhao's medical license was obtained from a small workshop under the overpass.
But his consultation fee is the most expensive, even the certificate office is the most expensive one.
The president thinks it is the most expensive.
"1828 days." Xi Zhao said suddenly.
Zhao Chuhe blinked: "What?"
Xi Zhao said indifferently: "There is a leap year in the middle of five complete years, a total of 1826 days, and now it is the second day of the sixth year."
Zhao Chuhe applauded in amazement: "Did you learn abacus and mental arithmetic when you were young?"
Xi Zhao glanced at his watch, he had already wasted an hour and 27 minutes here, and now he planned to leave.
"Wait, wait," Zhao Chuhe stopped him with a smile, "There are still 3 minutes before the appointment time ends, Mr. Xi, give me another chance."
Xi Zhao sat on the sofa chair with one straight long leg raised, his pianist-like fingers crossed in front of him at the same time, he nodded slightly, indicating that the other party could continue to speak, he looked very rich, special president, very attractive.
And Zhao Chuhe's next statement was: "Have you noticed that today is the time you talked the most since we met?"
Xi Zhao didn't answer.
Zhao Chuhe patiently imitated the previous statement about the date verbatim, and then tentatively commented: "You are very happy to find him, aren't you?"
"..." Xi Zhao has learned negotiating skills and knows that silence is golden. In his heart, as long as he doesn't want to be spied on by others, even a ray of light will not leak out.
But this is the consulting room of a psychiatrist, who comes here to seek help, to recover, and finally to be a normal person.
Xi Zhao nodded: "It's a surprise."
Zhao Chuhe's eyelashes moved.
This psychiatrist with the most expensive hourly consultation fee in Jiangcheng has a very ordinary facial features. It is so common that it will disappear into the crowd immediately when it is taken apart and put on any face. But once put together, It was just right and pleasing to the eye, so friendly that it seemed that anyone who met those smiling still water eyes would involuntarily confide in him.
But just now is the first time since we met two years ago that Xi Zhao made such an honest self-confession to him bluntly, even almost exaggeratedly, like building a great wall from the ground, making great progress.
But his psychiatrist still only had a smile on his face.
Zhao Chuhe: "Do you know there is a saying? On a sunny day, we are always happy. Because the sun shines on the eyelids, it will cause chemical changes in the body. The sun also makes the pupils shrink into the eyes of a needle to prevent too much light from entering .and we are most likely to fall in love when we are almost blind."
Xi Zhao: "Janet Winterson."
Zhao Chuhe nodded: "Excerpted from "The World and Other Places". Since you have read it, you should be able to guess what I am going to say next."
"Please relax your mind, dear Mr. Xi, after summer, falling in love is the most common thing.
"Today's appointment time is up, thank you for your honesty and cooperation, I wish you a happy summer, Xi Zhao, I will always be your most loyal companion."
I was misunderstood.
On the way home, Xi Zhao thought: Out of kindness, maybe he should advise his psychiatrist to read less romance novels.
Five years ago, Xi Zhao did meet Xia Zhizhu who hadn't debuted at the temple fair in Osaka. Xi Zhao remembered him, remembered him, and kept looking for him.
But he didn't think he was out of some so-called "secret love" or "unrequited love", after all, he didn't see Xia Zhizhu's face at all.
Can a person fall in love with another person without knowing what the other person looks like?
Xi Zhao thought for a long time, and finally felt that he should ask Lily to prepare some romance novels for his reference next week.
He really doesn't know much about love and love. Since he doesn't understand, don't jump to conclusions. Mr. Xi is a very rigorous person.
Out of rigor, he searched for relevant entries on the way up the stairs, and finally decided to include the Danmei books that appeared at the same time in this month's book list.
That's serious, what if he's gay?
The strictly suspected gay cell phone rang.
It was the alarm clock set this morning, reminding him that Xia Zhizhu will be live broadcasting on Jingyi TV in 10 minutes.
But Xi Zhao is just making a decision, I don't plan to look at it, please, he is the president and he is very busy.
The very busy CEO was reading emails on the computer, and when he came back to his senses, he found that he had just clicked into the browser's built-in hot search, and looked at the entry of #夏之竹直播# for 5 minutes.
He turned around, picked up the Kindle placed on the corner of the table, and clicked into the tome of the original text that was difficult to understand.But the brain, which had been working sensitively all the time, seemed to be rusted suddenly. Balkans, Bezukhov, Rostov, and Kuragin couldn't remember a single name after reading it for a long time.
He retreated to the next best thing, retreated again and again, and finally saw "holding the distant mountains, swallowing the Yangtze River, vast soup, boundless horizons".
soup soup.
He closes his Kindle and decides to engage in some more casual entertainment.
Lili was sent to the pet shop for fur management today, Xi Yue took the initiative to come to the door early in the morning to ask for a walk with the dog, Xi Zhao didn't save his brother's face.But at this moment, he was standing in front of the cabinet flipping through the movie CDs. After searching for a long time, he couldn't find the movie he wanted to watch.
Mr. Xi was the best at getting to the bottom of the matter, and immediately asked what he wanted to watch, but the answer he finally got was the documentary "China in the Bamboo".
Xi Zhao slowly straightened up in front of the DVDs on the wall.
He suddenly remembered that the first time he saw Xia Zhizhu after returning to China was actually the first day he took office in Siqin Building.
He stood on the sightseeing elevator at a high place and looked down, while Xia Zhizhu was walking in the hall downstairs, and the other party didn't see him through the height difference of three floors.He still remembered that not long after Ren Shuhan terminated the contract with Xingyan, Xia Zhizhu hadn't become popular because of her female attire, and her hair was shorter than it is now.
The boy without a manager didn't know what strange announcement he had just participated in. His jet-black hair was dyed a very light pink, which was a very attractive color, but because Xia Zhizhu was fair enough and good-looking, it was still very attractive. good-looking.
He didn't know each other at that time, and the people around him sensed the eyes of the new boss, and before the elevator left, they told Mr. Xi with a smile: The boy who walked past obediently just now is called Xia Zhizhu, "I would rather eat without meat than live in it." The Bamboo Without Bamboo, if you want to…
if you want.
Xi Zhao gave up struggling.
He turned back to his study, found the little whale logo he had downloaded last night in the computer application, and opened the ultimate meal replacement "China in Bamboo" without hesitation.
When he entered the Xiazhizhu Lianmai live broadcast room, which was directly connected to the homepage, he just heard the anchor named "White Pigeon Messenger" say: "The last round, I will give you hard candy boys and girls a chance to fight with your bamboo , let's pick a water friend to play with."
next second.
"I'm your fried fish boss who sent a star whale to the 'White Pigeon Messenger Live Room'"
"I'm your fried fish boss who sent a star whale to the 'White Pigeon Messenger Live Room'"
"I'm your fried fish boss who sent a star whale to the 'White Pigeon Messenger Live Room'"
……
Star Whale is the largest amount of rewards on the Jingyi platform. One tip is 1 yuan. This person swiped [-] tips in one go.
Is this the kind of rich (sick) person who will actually place an order when he clicks on a virtual product with a price of 9999 yuan purely as a reminder on the milk tea applet?
The entire live broadcast room was silent. For a second or two, everyone who forgot to type all thought that the entire platform was blocked.
The white dove envoy, who shared the platform with [-] or [-] percent, gasped: "This time... hahahahaha, then let's invite this rich little boss to join the team."
At the same time, Xi Zhao’s WeChat is being harassed by colleagues: “Speed, give me your game account, if you don’t have one, log in to mine.”
Does Yu Jianyi have that serious illness?
Xi Zhao thought so, but he diligently entered his brother's Steam account into the dialog box.Xi Yue used to come to see him when he was in the United States. He was used to playing tricks, and Xi Zhao usually didn’t bother to talk to him, and let the other party play with his computer and download games on it. Fortunately, Xi Yue had a sense of proportion. There are other actions.
He just clicked to log in, and the password hadn't expired yet, and as if by God, this two-player competitive game happened to be in the downloaded game library, Xi Zhao clicked to enter the square, and waited for the "Pigeonnn" team invitation.
It wasn't until he was randomly drawn as a retarded white cat and Xia Zhizhu as a clumsy bear and was thrown into the arena together that Xi Zhao suddenly realized what he was doing.
He was playing games with Xia Zhizhu in front of millions of people wearing headphones.
Does he have that serious illness?
Xi Zhao's fingertips began to tremble slightly belatedly.
Forget it, it's not a serious illness, he is mildly anxious, it's just a minor illness—Xi Zhao talked to himself in his mind rigorously but chaotically.
But Xia Zhizhu, who had been silent since entering the game, suddenly spoke out, interrupting his chaotic thoughts: "SeanX, are you okay?"
Are you ok?
It was like accidentally falling into a cliff, but was wrapped in warm water at the bottom of the cliff.
The heartbeat returned to its original position.
Xi Zhao's eyes gradually focused, he raised his wrist, and slowly typed on the keyboard: What?
In the headset, Xia Zhizhu's tone was very solemn: "That's right, if there is no problem, I will beat you next step."
He seemed to think about it for a while, and seriously said the most serious consequence he could think of: "It may kill you."
But it seems to be too serious.
Xia Zhizhu paused, and added the last sentence very rigorously: "In the game."
"..."
The bullet screen box on the live broadcast platform was swiped by "cute" as if it was blown up, and at this moment, the cat who needed enough points for the hidden skill to unleash a big move on the opposite bear and kill him with one blow suddenly Released the mouse.
Xi Zhao suddenly laughed.
Obviously outside the window is the twilight sunset that he least likes, but his mood at the moment is so relaxed.
It turns out that Xia Zhizhu is indeed Tangtang.
Xi Zhao's elbow pressed against the arm of the chair.
After a while, he lowered his long eyelashes thoughtfully, and with that damned, low, provocative tone that would immediately turn red as soon as Xia Zhizhu heard it, he stood up, surrendered, and whispered to the almost eternity. The useless headset opened its mouth.
"Well, I'm so scared."
Obviously it should have won.
But you forgot to turn on the microphone, boss.
"So—" Zhao Chuhe dragged his voice, "You just found out yesterday that your employee is actually your first love?"
"It's not first love." Xi Zhao corrected.
"Yeah," Zhao Chuhe nodded, "I know, although you never dated him in the 23 years before you met him, and you can't forget him for five years and 1825 days after you met him, but because the other party doesn't know you are Who, so he is not your first love."
You are unrequited love.
Xi Zhao: "..."
Zhao Chuhe didn't understand or care about gossip in the entertainment industry, and was far away from his working circle. This was one of the important reasons why Xi Zhao was willing to accept him to continue to be his psychiatrist.However, his personality is too out of character, which often makes Xi Zhao sincerely question whether Dr. Zhao's medical license was obtained from a small workshop under the overpass.
But his consultation fee is the most expensive, even the certificate office is the most expensive one.
The president thinks it is the most expensive.
"1828 days." Xi Zhao said suddenly.
Zhao Chuhe blinked: "What?"
Xi Zhao said indifferently: "There is a leap year in the middle of five complete years, a total of 1826 days, and now it is the second day of the sixth year."
Zhao Chuhe applauded in amazement: "Did you learn abacus and mental arithmetic when you were young?"
Xi Zhao glanced at his watch, he had already wasted an hour and 27 minutes here, and now he planned to leave.
"Wait, wait," Zhao Chuhe stopped him with a smile, "There are still 3 minutes before the appointment time ends, Mr. Xi, give me another chance."
Xi Zhao sat on the sofa chair with one straight long leg raised, his pianist-like fingers crossed in front of him at the same time, he nodded slightly, indicating that the other party could continue to speak, he looked very rich, special president, very attractive.
And Zhao Chuhe's next statement was: "Have you noticed that today is the time you talked the most since we met?"
Xi Zhao didn't answer.
Zhao Chuhe patiently imitated the previous statement about the date verbatim, and then tentatively commented: "You are very happy to find him, aren't you?"
"..." Xi Zhao has learned negotiating skills and knows that silence is golden. In his heart, as long as he doesn't want to be spied on by others, even a ray of light will not leak out.
But this is the consulting room of a psychiatrist, who comes here to seek help, to recover, and finally to be a normal person.
Xi Zhao nodded: "It's a surprise."
Zhao Chuhe's eyelashes moved.
This psychiatrist with the most expensive hourly consultation fee in Jiangcheng has a very ordinary facial features. It is so common that it will disappear into the crowd immediately when it is taken apart and put on any face. But once put together, It was just right and pleasing to the eye, so friendly that it seemed that anyone who met those smiling still water eyes would involuntarily confide in him.
But just now is the first time since we met two years ago that Xi Zhao made such an honest self-confession to him bluntly, even almost exaggeratedly, like building a great wall from the ground, making great progress.
But his psychiatrist still only had a smile on his face.
Zhao Chuhe: "Do you know there is a saying? On a sunny day, we are always happy. Because the sun shines on the eyelids, it will cause chemical changes in the body. The sun also makes the pupils shrink into the eyes of a needle to prevent too much light from entering .and we are most likely to fall in love when we are almost blind."
Xi Zhao: "Janet Winterson."
Zhao Chuhe nodded: "Excerpted from "The World and Other Places". Since you have read it, you should be able to guess what I am going to say next."
"Please relax your mind, dear Mr. Xi, after summer, falling in love is the most common thing.
"Today's appointment time is up, thank you for your honesty and cooperation, I wish you a happy summer, Xi Zhao, I will always be your most loyal companion."
I was misunderstood.
On the way home, Xi Zhao thought: Out of kindness, maybe he should advise his psychiatrist to read less romance novels.
Five years ago, Xi Zhao did meet Xia Zhizhu who hadn't debuted at the temple fair in Osaka. Xi Zhao remembered him, remembered him, and kept looking for him.
But he didn't think he was out of some so-called "secret love" or "unrequited love", after all, he didn't see Xia Zhizhu's face at all.
Can a person fall in love with another person without knowing what the other person looks like?
Xi Zhao thought for a long time, and finally felt that he should ask Lily to prepare some romance novels for his reference next week.
He really doesn't know much about love and love. Since he doesn't understand, don't jump to conclusions. Mr. Xi is a very rigorous person.
Out of rigor, he searched for relevant entries on the way up the stairs, and finally decided to include the Danmei books that appeared at the same time in this month's book list.
That's serious, what if he's gay?
The strictly suspected gay cell phone rang.
It was the alarm clock set this morning, reminding him that Xia Zhizhu will be live broadcasting on Jingyi TV in 10 minutes.
But Xi Zhao is just making a decision, I don't plan to look at it, please, he is the president and he is very busy.
The very busy CEO was reading emails on the computer, and when he came back to his senses, he found that he had just clicked into the browser's built-in hot search, and looked at the entry of #夏之竹直播# for 5 minutes.
He turned around, picked up the Kindle placed on the corner of the table, and clicked into the tome of the original text that was difficult to understand.But the brain, which had been working sensitively all the time, seemed to be rusted suddenly. Balkans, Bezukhov, Rostov, and Kuragin couldn't remember a single name after reading it for a long time.
He retreated to the next best thing, retreated again and again, and finally saw "holding the distant mountains, swallowing the Yangtze River, vast soup, boundless horizons".
soup soup.
He closes his Kindle and decides to engage in some more casual entertainment.
Lili was sent to the pet shop for fur management today, Xi Yue took the initiative to come to the door early in the morning to ask for a walk with the dog, Xi Zhao didn't save his brother's face.But at this moment, he was standing in front of the cabinet flipping through the movie CDs. After searching for a long time, he couldn't find the movie he wanted to watch.
Mr. Xi was the best at getting to the bottom of the matter, and immediately asked what he wanted to watch, but the answer he finally got was the documentary "China in the Bamboo".
Xi Zhao slowly straightened up in front of the DVDs on the wall.
He suddenly remembered that the first time he saw Xia Zhizhu after returning to China was actually the first day he took office in Siqin Building.
He stood on the sightseeing elevator at a high place and looked down, while Xia Zhizhu was walking in the hall downstairs, and the other party didn't see him through the height difference of three floors.He still remembered that not long after Ren Shuhan terminated the contract with Xingyan, Xia Zhizhu hadn't become popular because of her female attire, and her hair was shorter than it is now.
The boy without a manager didn't know what strange announcement he had just participated in. His jet-black hair was dyed a very light pink, which was a very attractive color, but because Xia Zhizhu was fair enough and good-looking, it was still very attractive. good-looking.
He didn't know each other at that time, and the people around him sensed the eyes of the new boss, and before the elevator left, they told Mr. Xi with a smile: The boy who walked past obediently just now is called Xia Zhizhu, "I would rather eat without meat than live in it." The Bamboo Without Bamboo, if you want to…
if you want.
Xi Zhao gave up struggling.
He turned back to his study, found the little whale logo he had downloaded last night in the computer application, and opened the ultimate meal replacement "China in Bamboo" without hesitation.
When he entered the Xiazhizhu Lianmai live broadcast room, which was directly connected to the homepage, he just heard the anchor named "White Pigeon Messenger" say: "The last round, I will give you hard candy boys and girls a chance to fight with your bamboo , let's pick a water friend to play with."
next second.
"I'm your fried fish boss who sent a star whale to the 'White Pigeon Messenger Live Room'"
"I'm your fried fish boss who sent a star whale to the 'White Pigeon Messenger Live Room'"
"I'm your fried fish boss who sent a star whale to the 'White Pigeon Messenger Live Room'"
……
Star Whale is the largest amount of rewards on the Jingyi platform. One tip is 1 yuan. This person swiped [-] tips in one go.
Is this the kind of rich (sick) person who will actually place an order when he clicks on a virtual product with a price of 9999 yuan purely as a reminder on the milk tea applet?
The entire live broadcast room was silent. For a second or two, everyone who forgot to type all thought that the entire platform was blocked.
The white dove envoy, who shared the platform with [-] or [-] percent, gasped: "This time... hahahahaha, then let's invite this rich little boss to join the team."
At the same time, Xi Zhao’s WeChat is being harassed by colleagues: “Speed, give me your game account, if you don’t have one, log in to mine.”
Does Yu Jianyi have that serious illness?
Xi Zhao thought so, but he diligently entered his brother's Steam account into the dialog box.Xi Yue used to come to see him when he was in the United States. He was used to playing tricks, and Xi Zhao usually didn’t bother to talk to him, and let the other party play with his computer and download games on it. Fortunately, Xi Yue had a sense of proportion. There are other actions.
He just clicked to log in, and the password hadn't expired yet, and as if by God, this two-player competitive game happened to be in the downloaded game library, Xi Zhao clicked to enter the square, and waited for the "Pigeonnn" team invitation.
It wasn't until he was randomly drawn as a retarded white cat and Xia Zhizhu as a clumsy bear and was thrown into the arena together that Xi Zhao suddenly realized what he was doing.
He was playing games with Xia Zhizhu in front of millions of people wearing headphones.
Does he have that serious illness?
Xi Zhao's fingertips began to tremble slightly belatedly.
Forget it, it's not a serious illness, he is mildly anxious, it's just a minor illness—Xi Zhao talked to himself in his mind rigorously but chaotically.
But Xia Zhizhu, who had been silent since entering the game, suddenly spoke out, interrupting his chaotic thoughts: "SeanX, are you okay?"
Are you ok?
It was like accidentally falling into a cliff, but was wrapped in warm water at the bottom of the cliff.
The heartbeat returned to its original position.
Xi Zhao's eyes gradually focused, he raised his wrist, and slowly typed on the keyboard: What?
In the headset, Xia Zhizhu's tone was very solemn: "That's right, if there is no problem, I will beat you next step."
He seemed to think about it for a while, and seriously said the most serious consequence he could think of: "It may kill you."
But it seems to be too serious.
Xia Zhizhu paused, and added the last sentence very rigorously: "In the game."
"..."
The bullet screen box on the live broadcast platform was swiped by "cute" as if it was blown up, and at this moment, the cat who needed enough points for the hidden skill to unleash a big move on the opposite bear and kill him with one blow suddenly Released the mouse.
Xi Zhao suddenly laughed.
Obviously outside the window is the twilight sunset that he least likes, but his mood at the moment is so relaxed.
It turns out that Xia Zhizhu is indeed Tangtang.
Xi Zhao's elbow pressed against the arm of the chair.
After a while, he lowered his long eyelashes thoughtfully, and with that damned, low, provocative tone that would immediately turn red as soon as Xia Zhizhu heard it, he stood up, surrendered, and whispered to the almost eternity. The useless headset opened its mouth.
"Well, I'm so scared."
Obviously it should have won.
But you forgot to turn on the microphone, boss.
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