The male god is about to wear and tear down

In order to observe "self", Little Pink Chicken activates the "tool man", monkey.

So, that night, the monkey sometimes had nothing to do and disturbed Lu Jiayi's sleep——

"Seventh brother, tell me, Zhou Heting is quite annoying."

"Hmm..." Lu Jiayi was so sleepy, she replied in a daze, "At least it annoys me..."

"But those girls quite like him..."

"Who!" Lu Jiayi sat up startled in her dying dream, "Who likes him?"

Monkey blinked, "Don't all the girls in the school like him? How else would there be a confession wall?"

"Cut! That's nothing! It's all fake! Don't you still have my cp post with him! It's also fake!" Lu Jiayi dismissed this and lay back.

"That's true." The monkey paused for a while, and then couldn't help asking, "Do you think he's quite powerful?"

"Well...it's quite powerful..."

"Study well, be handsome and know how to be a man, and I played basketball with him that day, and his athletic ability is also very strong, he is almost omnipotent!"

"Yeah... well... so sleepy, go to sleep, brother monkey..."

"No wonder the group of girls like him."

"Who!" Lu Jiayi bounced again, "Who? What? What's wrong?"

"You didn't hear clearly and you're still so excited!" Monkey complained, "I said Zhou Heting, he is very charming and attractive."

Lu Jiayi was not convinced, "Can I be more attractive than me? I am also attractive! I can take both men and women!"

"Uh..." the monkey had a complicated expression, "What the hell is "men and women take it all"?Have you ever been confessed by a boy? "

Lu Jiayi made all the moves while half asleep and half awake, "Yes, but I refused. The other party said I was cute."

"Then Zhou Heting..."

"He can't do it!" Lu Jia didn't finish listening to what he said, and she firmly denied it first, "He is not cute at all! Who wants to like him!"

"Do you have any misunderstandings about homosexuality?"

"You understand?"

"I don't understand...but from your point of view, you are very straight! Why do you insist on being cute?"

"What do you mean?"

"It's like you are the one that others think is cute..." Houzi struggled to figure out the logic, "Can Zhou Heting be the one who thinks the other is cute?"

"Zhou Heting thinks other people are cute..." In Lu Jiayi's unconscious mind, a fair-skinned monster seemed to appear, nestling in Zhou Heting's arms, and Zhou Heting had a pampering expression on his face...

"Impossible!" Lu Jiayi shouted, "It's impossible for Zhou Heting to think other people are cute!"

In the dead of night, Lu Jiayi's roar aroused dissatisfaction in the dormitory next door, and some students knocked on the wall to protest.

Houzi hurriedly told Lu Jiayi to silence, "Why are you so excited when Zhou Heting is mentioned..."

Lu Jiayi lay down resentfully, and replied, "You are the one! Why don't you sleep all night, and keep talking about that annoying person!"

The monkey who didn't know what the little pink chicken was doing scratched his head, "Yes, why? Can't help it?"

After hearing this, Lu Jiayi felt relieved, "Do you like him?"

The little pink chicken growled inwardly:

It's you who like him! !

The little pink chicken operated secretly and asked the monkey to ask different questions from different angles:

Zhou Heting's bad words, Zhou Heting's good words...

Zhou Heting's rumors, Zhou Heting's popularity...

Lu Jia meant "myself", not that mentioning Zhou Heting would make me angry.

For the previous topics, Lu Jiayi calmly and acquiesced.

Only, when it comes to Zhou Heting's popularity...

Lu Jiayi will jump like crazy!

Take a negative attitude toward a person's "popularity."

In addition to the jealousy of the "popular" feature itself, another cause...

It can only be for this person himself!

Lu Jiayi hates Zhou Heting's popularity...

In fact, could it be that maybe it is not...

Because, he has the desire to monopolize Zhou Heting?

And Lu Jiayi, the idiot and straight man, doesn't know that he has this kind of possessive desire...

He only knew that he would react unhappily to certain situations of Zhou Heting, so he acquiesced...

I am unhappy with Zhou Heting!

The little pink chicken was rolling wildly in a corner where no one could see——

Ahhhhh!

The mental retardation is actually me!

It turned out that he had fallen in love with Zhou Heting so early on!

It's no wonder that when I had a spring-dream later on, I automatically bent over and confessed frankly!

Simply because I didn't realize it before!

It's purely treating likes as hates!

Following the use of "bullying" to express affection for a beautiful female classmate in elementary school...

In the history of Lu Jiayi's chasing black people, there is another rich stroke——

When I was in college, I used "bullying" to express my affection for handsome male students.

After the little pink chicken went mad silently, he collapsed on the table.

In the dormitory, other roommates have other arrangements on Christmas Eve.

Only Lu Jiayi and Houzi fell asleep drowsily after cursing and bickering in the middle of the night.

The little pink chicken was lying on the table, the moonlight outside the window fell into his eyes with a sense of coldness.

He suddenly felt a little lucky that he could go through such a journey in this dungeon.

It turned out that I liked Zhou Heting much earlier than I realized it...

It's normal to like Zhou Heting.

After all, that person is Zhou Heting!

So so good Zhou Heting!

It's a pity that the little pink chicken saw his heart clearly, but Lu Jiayi at this time didn't.

The next day, Lu Jiayi fell into deep thought when he saw the Christmas cards, gifts and apples piled up at the door of his dormitory.

The monkey put his shoulders on his shoulders and was startled when he saw the scene at the door, "Hey! There are so many!"

Lu Jiayi pondered for a moment, then suddenly turned around, "You said..."

The monkey is serious, "Huh?"

"Did Zhou Heting also receive so many gifts?"

"What kind of brain circuit is this!"

At this time, the monkey had already escaped from Xiaofenji's control, so naturally Zhou Heting would not be the only one to talk about everything, but Lu Jiayi couldn't.

Lu Jiayi doesn't need anyone to intervene, he has always been worried about Zhou Heting, no matter what it is, he can always go around Zhou Heting.

So his not-so-bright little brain turned around, and a bad idea came up again, "Monkey, change clothes!"

"What are you going to do?"

"Intercept Zhou Heting's gift!"

……

As we all know, in western fairy tales, Santa Claus will give gifts to children.

But at this time, on the campus, there were two suspicious Santa Clauses confiscating gifts.

They followed Zhou Heting furtively, and when they saw a girl shyly holding a beautifully wrapped gift box, envelope or paper bag from a distance, they would go over with a big bag and forcefully intercept her.

Their plan was simple—

At the very beginning, they forged a batch of gifts that read: To Zhou Heting.

Then use such a gift to deceive the girls, saying that Zhou Heting asked them to act as an agent to accept the gift.

And emphasized that "everyone is like this".

"Everyone is like this" is a sentence with magic power.

The girls were shy and timid at first, and they were afraid that their thoughts would be exposed by others. At this time, they heard "everyone is like this", and immediately followed the crowd and handed in the gifts obediently.

At first, Monkey felt a little uneasy about his conscience, "Tell me, isn't it a bit immoral for those girls if we do this?"

Lu Jiayi hesitated for a moment, "It seems to be..."

"They just want to convey their love..."

"Then it's not unethical!"

"It doesn't matter!" Lu Jiayi saw that the next girl was approaching, but she didn't think about anything, "The target appears! Go!"

This time, the Christmas Phantom Duo was deflated.

This girl is pungent, when she heard that someone wanted to intercept her love letter, she immediately shouted, "What are your intentions! I want to confess myself! Do you need to do anything extra!"

This cry was earth-shattering and attracted the attention of the person concerned, Zhou Heting himself.

Seeing Zhou Heting turn his head, Lu Jiayi groaned inwardly, and hurriedly lowered his head and raised his hand to cover the part under his forehead——

At this time, he was dressed in a Santa Claus red suit and a pointed hat. The part under his nose was mostly covered by a fake beard, and an exaggerated mirror frame was placed on the bridge of his nose.

At first glance, the true identity of this Santa Claus will not be revealed...

But Lu Jiayi had a guilty conscience, for fear of revealing his flaws and being seen through by Zhou Heting.

Seeing Zhou Heting approaching, the originally irritable girl criticized the two "monster thieves" for their shameless actions.

After Zhou Heting calmed down with gentle words, she said shyly again: "This is for you..."

Zhou Heting didn't raise his hand, but asked, "This is?"

"A love letter I wrote to you..."

"Ah..." Zhou Heting was stunned, and then said tactfully, "Thank you, I am very happy to be appreciated by you. It's just that I have someone I like. I'm sorry that I can't accept it."

"Ah? Do you have someone you like?" The girl looked sad, "I haven't heard of it at all..."

"Because..." Zhou Heting stared at the girl with unbiased eyes, but couldn't help but smile, "It's a secret."

"I understand!" The girl was also very open-minded, put away the letter, and said generously, "I hope you will catch up with the person you like as soon as possible!"

"Lend your auspicious words."

"As for these two thieves..." The girl was gearing up to deal with the two strange thieves who were being held by Zhou Heting one by one.

Zhou Heting hurriedly said, "I'll take care of it, don't worry."

After Zhou Heting said that, the girl gave up. After saying the Christmas greetings, the two parties said goodbye.

There are people coming and going here, so it's hard to talk, Zhou Heting took the two strange thieves in one hand, found the back of a building, and pushed them against the wall.

With his hands clasped on his arms, Zhou Heting looked back and forth between the faces of the two in an attitude of extorting a confession.

At this time, Lu Jiayi and Houzi were very guilty, covering their faces tightly with their palms, not daring to sneak even a glance at Zhou Heting.

Zhou Heting's gaze finally locked on Lu Jiayi's direction, "Don't cover it, I know it's you."

Lu Jiayi still wanted to persevere, but he didn't let go, but Zhou Heting called out his full name word by word, "Lu, Jia, Yi".

Reluctant to bow down, Lu Jia let go of her hand in desperation.

Seeing the other party's disguise, coupled with the frustrated expression at this time, Lu Jiayi's state is actually a bit funny.

Zhou Heting almost couldn't help laughing, but he suppressed his smile and said softly, "This is not very good!"

Zhou Heting didn't say anything serious, but just said lightly, "It's not very good".

He didn't bring up those pranks before, and didn't say any extra words of reproach, but just said softly, "It's not very good", which made Lu Jia feel ashamed.

Lu Jiayi grabbed the corner of her clothes, as if she had just realized what she was doing, and she was a little ashamed, "I...I didn't think clearly...I'm holding back...I..."

The words didn't convey the meaning, and Lu Jiayi didn't express her meaning clearly.

Zhou Heting also couldn't understand what the other party meant.

But the little pink chicken can understand.

It's been chaotic, it's been depressed, it's been confused.

Lu Jiayi never understood her own feelings...

Because of this, on impulse, he did do some immoral behaviors.

Zhou Heting didn't blame him, just took the gift bag in his hand, "I will return these things."

Lu Jiayi quickly snatched it back, "I did something wrong, I should pay it back."

At the end, he hastily added, "I will still apologize to them, and if I don't accept it, I will find a way to make it up..."

When saying these words, Lu Jiayi's eyes were dodged all the time, and he didn't dare to raise his eyes to meet Zhou Heting's gaze.

But such a posture looks innocent and pitiful, and Zhou Heting's rare majesty disappears when he sees this person's small expression clearly.

By coincidence, Zhou Heting raised his hand and tore off Lu Jiayi's fake beard.

The glue was very strong, and when it was torn apart suddenly, Lu Jiayi wrinkled her nose in pain, but when she recovered, she immediately lowered her eyebrows in a gesture of remorse.

Seeing him like this, Zhou Heting rubbed the pads of his fingers on the dry glue on his lips, rubbing off the powder gently.

It seemed that he heard an exclamation from his mouth, pronounced like "really good", but when Lu Jiayi raised her head, she saw that the other party's mouth was closed, as if she hadn't spoken at all.

Suddenly, the area on the lips that had been wiped felt faintly hot.

Zhou Heting withdrew his hand, remembered something, and said, "Tonight..."

tonight? !

This drawn out tone, this wonderful pause, this special festival.

There was a storm in Lu Jiayi's head:

Is it an invitation?

What is he asking me to do?

But Zhou Heting didn't finish speaking, "It's nothing."

Lu Jiayi brainstormed again;

What is nothing?

why nothing?

What was he trying to say just now?

Zhou Heting finally just said: "When returning the gift, if you need me to come forward, please contact me."

Lu Jiayi's brain had already shut down, so she nodded hastily.

When Zhou Heting walked away, Lu Jiayi slid on the ground.

The monkey who was always there but never had a name looked confused: "Seventh brother, why are you so cowardly today?"

The author says:

Translate, the specific meaning of "cute" that appeared in the night talk between the monkey and the seventh brother.

To put it bluntly, to put it bluntly, it is...

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