This damn entertainment industry
Chapter 047
Hearing a "boom" behind him, Big Face hurriedly turned around, and saw Comrade Tang Jianwen lying there face down, and Shu Mu's face turned green standing beside him.What's going on here, there's no reason why ghosts can't sense him approaching him?Thinking this way in his heart, he subconsciously walked back a few steps with his big face, and when he saw Tang Jianwen approaching, he trembled belatedly—why did he step into Boss Tang's aura without knowing what to do?
"Can't you not come here so soon!" Seeing the big face approaching, Shu Mu was about to cry, even if he couldn't see it, he could have imagined that a large group of evil spirits were waiting to watch the show, but no one planned to use it. I do experiments with my own life, so as long as they stand firm and don't move, the evil spirits will not dare to come up to make trouble for a while.It's all right now, the big face has taken the lead to demonstrate to these evil spirits, and those guys who have been looking forward to this moment for a long time will not immediately perform a scene of hungry tigers pounce on food!
"Ah?" The big face out of the situation scratched his head in embarrassment, not knowing what he did wrong again.Shu Mu pointed behind him, turned his head with a big face, and saw the dark, ink-colored tide beyond the light and shadow, brewing a ferocious attack just around the corner.
"I'll go!" Startled by the number of enemies, Dalian took two steps back subconsciously, his right foot was stepping on the head of Shu Mu who lowered his head and wanted to turn Tang Jianwen over. Fortunately, his body was only semi-materialized. After stepping on Young Master Shu and turning him on his back, his feet passed directly through the opponent and stepped on the ground.
The nose came into close contact with the back of Tang Jianwen's traumatized head, and Shu Mu was so painful that tears fell down: "They are ghosts, and you are also a ghost, you are afraid of wool, woo woo woo..."
"That's different." Seeing Young Master Shu's tears streaming down his nose, his nose bleeding, his big face shrinking his neck in embarrassment, he wanted to mix people up, but he also knew that as long as he moved right now, those evil spirits on the other side would He will rush over without any scruples, "When you are fighting in groups, you are human, and the dozens of black people holding knives are also human. Are you not afraid? Unless you have a gun in your hand, you can still knock down a group of people at once. That kind of high-end goods."
"..." Shu Mu was speechless. He didn't have a gun. Besides, no high-end gun would be useful to deal with these evil spirits in front of him. However, he had something even better than a gun.Thinking that he is no longer a weak chicken who can only be bullied by ghosts, Young Master Shu wiped his nosebleeds excitedly, stood up tremblingly, and was about to take out the talisman paper when he was kicked back to Tang Jianwen with a big face: " Either wake him up immediately, or carry him outside, I can't resist for long!" Dalian said, rushing towards hundreds of evil spirits on the opposite side like a gust of wind, from Shu Mu's point of view, this kind of Diba's formation was extremely fierce, and seeing the softly glowing body with a big face being swallowed up by black, Young Master Shu's nose became even more sore.
"Brother, hold on for a while longer, I won't leave you alone!" Shu Mu yelled tragically, and then turned Tang Jianwen over with both hands, first pressing down on the other person twice Seeing that no one responded, Shu Mu's eyes were red, and he slapped his hands left and right: "You're so dizzy and addicted, aren't you, get up quickly!"
When Shu Mu slapped him for the first time, Tang Jianwen's eyelids moved slightly, but when he slapped Shu Mu's face for the second time, the almost opened eyes closed again.
Five or six times in a row, Shu Mu himself was so tired that he was sweating profusely and his blood was surging, while Tang Jianwen on the ground remained motionless as if he was dead. He wiped away the nosebleed that had started to flow again, and Young Master Shu wiped the blood off his hands as if venting his anger. Tang Jianwen's face was full, and he stood up shaking, and issued an ultimatum fiercely: "If you can't get up, don't blame me for pissing on your face... Uh, just pretend that I didn't say anything."
Facing Tang Jianwen's dark eyes that slowly opened, Shu Mu became cowardly in a second, and he didn't dare to breathe.However, the current situation does not allow them to talk too much. Shu Mu transferred all the talisman papers to his trousers pocket, took off his jacket and threw it to Tang Jianwen, who was already sitting up, but his face was obviously pale and scary: "It was my negligence that made your weak point Tell them, you put your clothes on to protect your head, don't get dizzy again, as long as you don't get dizzy, those evil spirits won't dare to do anything to you, do you understand me?"
The head was severely injured one after another, and Tang Jianwen's reaction seemed to be much slower than usual. Hearing Shu Mu's hasty question, he raised his head stiffly, his eyes darkened, nodded slowly, and then directly put the unsightly A thick coat covers the head.
"..." Could it be that he was fooled by the flying brick of the evil ghost?The corner of Shu Mu's mouth twitched, and he looked around. There happened to be a small tree next to him. He hurriedly broke a few small branches from the tree and wove it into a simple basket. Then he covered the clothes outside and asked Tang Jianwen to cover his head with both hands. Head, and then buckle the basket on his head to ensure that things like bricks will not knock him unconscious.
"You sit here and yell if there is any unexpected situation." Shu Mu ordered twice through the basket to make sure the other party understood, and Shu Mu rushed into the pile of evil spirits with a piece of talisman in each hand.
There were still three to five meters away, and Shu Mu felt a strong pressure coming towards him, which made his dizzy head even more dizzy, his nose gradually became hot, and the nosebleed that had finally stopped began to spray wildly again.He wiped it casually with his arm, but accidentally stained the blood on the talisman paper pinched by his left hand. Shu Mu was a little distressed. It is said that these talismans and spells are very expensive, and they will fail if they touch a little dirt. There are countless talisman papers, but if one is damaged, it will be more dangerous for their lives.
"It smells so good!" The evil ghosts who were beating their faces like flies who smelled meat, immediately turned their attention to Shu Mu who was automatically delivered to the door, and the two outermost ones even rushed forward with grinning grinning, barking Grinning his teeth, he wished he could gnaw two holes in his body.
Shocked by the appalling appearance of the two evil spirits, Shu Mu pasted the talisman on their foreheads without saying a word. With a scream, it turned into ashes in an instant. The one on the left was frightened by the screams of his companions, thinking that he was about to finish the game, but after waiting for a long time, he was fine, so he tore off the talisman on his forehead in fear. paper and found a drop of blood on a key part of the spell.
Fragrant blood.
"Tsk tsk tsk, I've never encountered such a fragrant human blood." The evil ghost greedily stuck out his tongue while speaking, and licked the blood on the talisman with a disgusting gesture.Shu Mu couldn't help shivering. What's the matter with this posture of being immersed in the lover's passionate kiss?Nima, after witnessing such a perverted scene, how can he face Tan Li correctly in the future! !
Shu Mu's eyes widened in anger, and he took out two more talisman papers with both hands, planning to give this disgusting guy a quick kill, when he saw the evil ghost who was still immersed in the smell of blood just now, as if being acupunctured Stiff in place, a curious partner went up and pushed it, and the evil ghost suddenly shattered like a glass ornament that had been hit hard, and it was even worse than the unlucky ghost who wanted to possess Tang Jianwen but was blown to pieces. awful.
Before he had time to think about how this evil spirit ended his sinful life in such an unscientific way, Shu Mu took advantage of the time when all the ghosts were in a daze, shot like lightning, and labeled the six evil spirits in one breath, and then watched them dissipate.
"Wow, Brother Moldy, I didn't expect you to be so powerful!" The big face who thought he was going to die took the opportunity to break out of the siege, standing next to Shu Mu, panting heavily while picking his thumb, Shu Mu rolled his eyes in disgust: "You're dead and still breathing?"
"Yeah, I forgot!" Dalian scratched his head in embarrassment. It was the first time he had fought against so many evil spirits after becoming a ghost. When he was nervous, he forgot that he no longer needed to breathe. As a result, the more he panted, the more tired he became. The more he panted, he doubted that if Shu Mu hadn't reminded him, he would have exhausted himself to death in the end.
As the first ghost in history to exhaust himself to death, Dalian said that he did not want to be famous in ghost history in this way at all.
"This is the delicious human being you said?" They paused their attack, and the evil spirit camp was not idle. It looks like it's drooling."
"Yeah, old seven, you're still very interesting. If I met such a treasure, I would have eaten it by myself." Just now, an evil spirit was completely smashed.
"I want to swallow it all by myself," the evil ghost called Lao Qi rolled his eyes, "The question is, do you think he is easy to swallow, let's take him down first!" From the time Shumu entered the resort, Lao Qi stared at him He also saw the opponent's ability to use a spell to wipe out the evil spirits in one fell swoop, so he had to pretend to be a big face, trying to prevent Shu Mu from yelling and looking for a chance to sneak attack.But after seeing the picture of Shu Mu's nosebleed, Lao Qi changed his mind. He will first cooperate with his companions to get rid of other people who are in the way, and then slowly taste this superb delicacy. It's good to be wiped out by the opponent when you eat it.
"He only has two hands, so many of us are afraid that we won't be able to deal with him!" The leading evil spirit grinned, and the other evil spirits echoed. The next onslaught of the evil spirits.
"Ah!" A shrill scream pierced the dead silence around, whether it was a human or a ghost, they turned their heads to look at the direction of the sound at the same time: Tang Jianwen approached this way like a robot with a basket with a comic effect, and the person closest to him The two evil spirits were strangled to death by his aura before they could dodge.
"Boss, there's something wrong with this kid!" Lao Qi shuddered. He and his brothers suffered a lot from Tang Jianwen before, but as long as they stayed away in time, Tang Jianwen's murderous spirit would never hurt them.But the two evil spirits just now were wiped out almost as soon as they came into contact with his aura, which showed that the aura around Tang Jianwen was stronger and more lethal than before.
"Everyone disperse, don't get together, wait for a one-size-fits-all!" The leader is a wise ghost. As soon as he reminds, the other evil spirits immediately disperse. Even though Tang Jianwen is walking very slowly now, there are still a few unresponsive ones. The guy was spiked.
"Uh, Brother Moldy, I'll leave this place to you, and I'll leave first." Swallowing his saliva nervously, he pushed Shu Mu forward with a big face, motioning him to go over and see what was going on with Tang Jianwen, holding a basket Shaking around, he thought this was the life version of Plants vs. Zombies!
Shu Mu was also a little nervous. Although there were baskets and clothes blocking him, he couldn't see the other person's expression at all, but just watching this action can easily make people feel like the most popular loss movie in Europe and America.They are invincible, and Boss Tang, who is afraid of even ghosts, won't be turned into a zombie by a brick, right?Thinking of this, Shu Mu didn't dare to lean forward casually. His talisman papers are used to deal with evil spirits, but not against zombies. Can't bite him.
"Boss, is this kid glowing?" Just as Shu Mu was about to move forward, he was so frightened by a ghost's muttering that he retracted his legs.I don't know if he was hinted by the evil ghost's words or it was true. Shu Mu did find that Tang Jianwen was glowing all over, but it was different from the soft white light like moonlight on his big face. Boss Tang's whole body was emitting black light. This kind of black light is different from the thick black of the evil spirits. Shu Mu didn't know how to describe it. In short, watching Tang Jianwen approaching step by step, he inexplicably remembered the scene where the god of death with its own aperture effect appeared in various animations.
A dunked zombie with added death skill points... Shu Dashaote hopes to turn himself into a pea shooter with cheats.
Big spray mushrooms are also a success!
The situation here is still at a stalemate, but there is a sudden and earth-shattering roar from the main entrance of the resort. Except for Tang Jianwen, even people and ghosts are trembling, and the few cowardly ghosts are even weaker. , Like a stupid horse seeing a ferocious beast, paralyzed on the ground and unable to get up.
Before the roaring sound disappeared, Shu Mu suddenly felt a blur in front of his eyes. He looked closely and saw a middle-aged man in black but with a pale face standing more than ten meters away from them.
Shu Mu's first reaction: Oh, there are experts coming to the rescue!
Shu Mu's second reaction: Uh, master, why don't you touch the ground?
Shu Mu's third reaction: ...Help, a super evil ghost is coming!
"Can't you not come here so soon!" Seeing the big face approaching, Shu Mu was about to cry, even if he couldn't see it, he could have imagined that a large group of evil spirits were waiting to watch the show, but no one planned to use it. I do experiments with my own life, so as long as they stand firm and don't move, the evil spirits will not dare to come up to make trouble for a while.It's all right now, the big face has taken the lead to demonstrate to these evil spirits, and those guys who have been looking forward to this moment for a long time will not immediately perform a scene of hungry tigers pounce on food!
"Ah?" The big face out of the situation scratched his head in embarrassment, not knowing what he did wrong again.Shu Mu pointed behind him, turned his head with a big face, and saw the dark, ink-colored tide beyond the light and shadow, brewing a ferocious attack just around the corner.
"I'll go!" Startled by the number of enemies, Dalian took two steps back subconsciously, his right foot was stepping on the head of Shu Mu who lowered his head and wanted to turn Tang Jianwen over. Fortunately, his body was only semi-materialized. After stepping on Young Master Shu and turning him on his back, his feet passed directly through the opponent and stepped on the ground.
The nose came into close contact with the back of Tang Jianwen's traumatized head, and Shu Mu was so painful that tears fell down: "They are ghosts, and you are also a ghost, you are afraid of wool, woo woo woo..."
"That's different." Seeing Young Master Shu's tears streaming down his nose, his nose bleeding, his big face shrinking his neck in embarrassment, he wanted to mix people up, but he also knew that as long as he moved right now, those evil spirits on the other side would He will rush over without any scruples, "When you are fighting in groups, you are human, and the dozens of black people holding knives are also human. Are you not afraid? Unless you have a gun in your hand, you can still knock down a group of people at once. That kind of high-end goods."
"..." Shu Mu was speechless. He didn't have a gun. Besides, no high-end gun would be useful to deal with these evil spirits in front of him. However, he had something even better than a gun.Thinking that he is no longer a weak chicken who can only be bullied by ghosts, Young Master Shu wiped his nosebleeds excitedly, stood up tremblingly, and was about to take out the talisman paper when he was kicked back to Tang Jianwen with a big face: " Either wake him up immediately, or carry him outside, I can't resist for long!" Dalian said, rushing towards hundreds of evil spirits on the opposite side like a gust of wind, from Shu Mu's point of view, this kind of Diba's formation was extremely fierce, and seeing the softly glowing body with a big face being swallowed up by black, Young Master Shu's nose became even more sore.
"Brother, hold on for a while longer, I won't leave you alone!" Shu Mu yelled tragically, and then turned Tang Jianwen over with both hands, first pressing down on the other person twice Seeing that no one responded, Shu Mu's eyes were red, and he slapped his hands left and right: "You're so dizzy and addicted, aren't you, get up quickly!"
When Shu Mu slapped him for the first time, Tang Jianwen's eyelids moved slightly, but when he slapped Shu Mu's face for the second time, the almost opened eyes closed again.
Five or six times in a row, Shu Mu himself was so tired that he was sweating profusely and his blood was surging, while Tang Jianwen on the ground remained motionless as if he was dead. He wiped away the nosebleed that had started to flow again, and Young Master Shu wiped the blood off his hands as if venting his anger. Tang Jianwen's face was full, and he stood up shaking, and issued an ultimatum fiercely: "If you can't get up, don't blame me for pissing on your face... Uh, just pretend that I didn't say anything."
Facing Tang Jianwen's dark eyes that slowly opened, Shu Mu became cowardly in a second, and he didn't dare to breathe.However, the current situation does not allow them to talk too much. Shu Mu transferred all the talisman papers to his trousers pocket, took off his jacket and threw it to Tang Jianwen, who was already sitting up, but his face was obviously pale and scary: "It was my negligence that made your weak point Tell them, you put your clothes on to protect your head, don't get dizzy again, as long as you don't get dizzy, those evil spirits won't dare to do anything to you, do you understand me?"
The head was severely injured one after another, and Tang Jianwen's reaction seemed to be much slower than usual. Hearing Shu Mu's hasty question, he raised his head stiffly, his eyes darkened, nodded slowly, and then directly put the unsightly A thick coat covers the head.
"..." Could it be that he was fooled by the flying brick of the evil ghost?The corner of Shu Mu's mouth twitched, and he looked around. There happened to be a small tree next to him. He hurriedly broke a few small branches from the tree and wove it into a simple basket. Then he covered the clothes outside and asked Tang Jianwen to cover his head with both hands. Head, and then buckle the basket on his head to ensure that things like bricks will not knock him unconscious.
"You sit here and yell if there is any unexpected situation." Shu Mu ordered twice through the basket to make sure the other party understood, and Shu Mu rushed into the pile of evil spirits with a piece of talisman in each hand.
There were still three to five meters away, and Shu Mu felt a strong pressure coming towards him, which made his dizzy head even more dizzy, his nose gradually became hot, and the nosebleed that had finally stopped began to spray wildly again.He wiped it casually with his arm, but accidentally stained the blood on the talisman paper pinched by his left hand. Shu Mu was a little distressed. It is said that these talismans and spells are very expensive, and they will fail if they touch a little dirt. There are countless talisman papers, but if one is damaged, it will be more dangerous for their lives.
"It smells so good!" The evil ghosts who were beating their faces like flies who smelled meat, immediately turned their attention to Shu Mu who was automatically delivered to the door, and the two outermost ones even rushed forward with grinning grinning, barking Grinning his teeth, he wished he could gnaw two holes in his body.
Shocked by the appalling appearance of the two evil spirits, Shu Mu pasted the talisman on their foreheads without saying a word. With a scream, it turned into ashes in an instant. The one on the left was frightened by the screams of his companions, thinking that he was about to finish the game, but after waiting for a long time, he was fine, so he tore off the talisman on his forehead in fear. paper and found a drop of blood on a key part of the spell.
Fragrant blood.
"Tsk tsk tsk, I've never encountered such a fragrant human blood." The evil ghost greedily stuck out his tongue while speaking, and licked the blood on the talisman with a disgusting gesture.Shu Mu couldn't help shivering. What's the matter with this posture of being immersed in the lover's passionate kiss?Nima, after witnessing such a perverted scene, how can he face Tan Li correctly in the future! !
Shu Mu's eyes widened in anger, and he took out two more talisman papers with both hands, planning to give this disgusting guy a quick kill, when he saw the evil ghost who was still immersed in the smell of blood just now, as if being acupunctured Stiff in place, a curious partner went up and pushed it, and the evil ghost suddenly shattered like a glass ornament that had been hit hard, and it was even worse than the unlucky ghost who wanted to possess Tang Jianwen but was blown to pieces. awful.
Before he had time to think about how this evil spirit ended his sinful life in such an unscientific way, Shu Mu took advantage of the time when all the ghosts were in a daze, shot like lightning, and labeled the six evil spirits in one breath, and then watched them dissipate.
"Wow, Brother Moldy, I didn't expect you to be so powerful!" The big face who thought he was going to die took the opportunity to break out of the siege, standing next to Shu Mu, panting heavily while picking his thumb, Shu Mu rolled his eyes in disgust: "You're dead and still breathing?"
"Yeah, I forgot!" Dalian scratched his head in embarrassment. It was the first time he had fought against so many evil spirits after becoming a ghost. When he was nervous, he forgot that he no longer needed to breathe. As a result, the more he panted, the more tired he became. The more he panted, he doubted that if Shu Mu hadn't reminded him, he would have exhausted himself to death in the end.
As the first ghost in history to exhaust himself to death, Dalian said that he did not want to be famous in ghost history in this way at all.
"This is the delicious human being you said?" They paused their attack, and the evil spirit camp was not idle. It looks like it's drooling."
"Yeah, old seven, you're still very interesting. If I met such a treasure, I would have eaten it by myself." Just now, an evil spirit was completely smashed.
"I want to swallow it all by myself," the evil ghost called Lao Qi rolled his eyes, "The question is, do you think he is easy to swallow, let's take him down first!" From the time Shumu entered the resort, Lao Qi stared at him He also saw the opponent's ability to use a spell to wipe out the evil spirits in one fell swoop, so he had to pretend to be a big face, trying to prevent Shu Mu from yelling and looking for a chance to sneak attack.But after seeing the picture of Shu Mu's nosebleed, Lao Qi changed his mind. He will first cooperate with his companions to get rid of other people who are in the way, and then slowly taste this superb delicacy. It's good to be wiped out by the opponent when you eat it.
"He only has two hands, so many of us are afraid that we won't be able to deal with him!" The leading evil spirit grinned, and the other evil spirits echoed. The next onslaught of the evil spirits.
"Ah!" A shrill scream pierced the dead silence around, whether it was a human or a ghost, they turned their heads to look at the direction of the sound at the same time: Tang Jianwen approached this way like a robot with a basket with a comic effect, and the person closest to him The two evil spirits were strangled to death by his aura before they could dodge.
"Boss, there's something wrong with this kid!" Lao Qi shuddered. He and his brothers suffered a lot from Tang Jianwen before, but as long as they stayed away in time, Tang Jianwen's murderous spirit would never hurt them.But the two evil spirits just now were wiped out almost as soon as they came into contact with his aura, which showed that the aura around Tang Jianwen was stronger and more lethal than before.
"Everyone disperse, don't get together, wait for a one-size-fits-all!" The leader is a wise ghost. As soon as he reminds, the other evil spirits immediately disperse. Even though Tang Jianwen is walking very slowly now, there are still a few unresponsive ones. The guy was spiked.
"Uh, Brother Moldy, I'll leave this place to you, and I'll leave first." Swallowing his saliva nervously, he pushed Shu Mu forward with a big face, motioning him to go over and see what was going on with Tang Jianwen, holding a basket Shaking around, he thought this was the life version of Plants vs. Zombies!
Shu Mu was also a little nervous. Although there were baskets and clothes blocking him, he couldn't see the other person's expression at all, but just watching this action can easily make people feel like the most popular loss movie in Europe and America.They are invincible, and Boss Tang, who is afraid of even ghosts, won't be turned into a zombie by a brick, right?Thinking of this, Shu Mu didn't dare to lean forward casually. His talisman papers are used to deal with evil spirits, but not against zombies. Can't bite him.
"Boss, is this kid glowing?" Just as Shu Mu was about to move forward, he was so frightened by a ghost's muttering that he retracted his legs.I don't know if he was hinted by the evil ghost's words or it was true. Shu Mu did find that Tang Jianwen was glowing all over, but it was different from the soft white light like moonlight on his big face. Boss Tang's whole body was emitting black light. This kind of black light is different from the thick black of the evil spirits. Shu Mu didn't know how to describe it. In short, watching Tang Jianwen approaching step by step, he inexplicably remembered the scene where the god of death with its own aperture effect appeared in various animations.
A dunked zombie with added death skill points... Shu Dashaote hopes to turn himself into a pea shooter with cheats.
Big spray mushrooms are also a success!
The situation here is still at a stalemate, but there is a sudden and earth-shattering roar from the main entrance of the resort. Except for Tang Jianwen, even people and ghosts are trembling, and the few cowardly ghosts are even weaker. , Like a stupid horse seeing a ferocious beast, paralyzed on the ground and unable to get up.
Before the roaring sound disappeared, Shu Mu suddenly felt a blur in front of his eyes. He looked closely and saw a middle-aged man in black but with a pale face standing more than ten meters away from them.
Shu Mu's first reaction: Oh, there are experts coming to the rescue!
Shu Mu's second reaction: Uh, master, why don't you touch the ground?
Shu Mu's third reaction: ...Help, a super evil ghost is coming!
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