This damn entertainment industry

"Didn't it mean that people who have been bitten by zombies will also turn into zombies? Why haven't you changed?" Unable to bear Yuan Ze's staring eyes, Kang Jun searched his brains and finally found a topic that didn't stray too far.

"How do you know I haven't changed?" Yuan Ze rolled his eyes angrily. He thought that everyone would express 120 points of regret for his disfigurement, and he scolded the old ghost and beast by the way. The expression on the face is "Believe that you are Shuaibi, it is better to believe that there are no ghosts in the world".

Really, pissed off!

Everyone gasped again—could Yuan Ze be a zombie?Hey, are you counting on zombies to slay demons and defend the way these days?Fortunately, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals could not become fine, and the pressure of supply and demand was not so great...

"I don't know if it's because my energy is bad or he was full at that time. When I thought I was going to die, he actually let me go." Without the support of the old ghost, the young Yuan Zeruan He fell limply to the ground, and was rescued by the master who rushed over after hearing the news.

Although the old ghost gave him a sigh of relief, it still took two full years from his injury to his recovery. Yuan Ze's master exhausted his master's genius, earth treasure, and rare herbs to save this precious apprentice's life. Rescue me.His life was saved, but that face couldn't be restored anyway, and his body was too emaciated, no matter how much Yuan Ze ate or exercised, he couldn't grow any excess flesh.

Because Yuan Ze survived in the end, and his master removed the poison from the corpse in time, no one thought that he would turn into a zombie until a few years later, when he was slashed by a monster while helping his master eliminate the demon.That knife was a treasure obtained by a monster by chance, it was extremely sharp, it was like cutting tofu when it was cut on a human body, but when it was cut on Yuan Ze's shoulder, not only Yuan Ze was not injured, but a piece of the blade was cut off.

"Then why did you get stabbed by an evil ghost a few days ago?" Shu Mu was glared at by Yuan Ze just as soon as he uttered a word, and Young Master Shu wanted to fight back but was stopped by Tan Li.Tan Li shook his head at him, signaling him not to quarrel with the other party at this time, otherwise the old man should stop talking.

Shu Mu hummed twice, and went to eat the grapes by himself.

"Master found out that my body had changed. Assuming that I was bitten by a zombie, I guessed that I also became a zombie, but I am still alive." Yuan Ze shook his head, and everyone with a certain status in the Shimen was present Consultation, but still failed to reach a conclusion, and finally the master had to lock him in the back mountain, observe his every move, and prevent him from violently hurting others.Later, the world was in chaos, and there were many evil things, so no one could take care of him anymore. Yuan Ze, who regained his freedom, chose to go far away, and while traveling, he searched for the zombie that killed him back then, and planned to follow him. The other party came to die together. Unexpectedly, some things happened after he was killed. By chance, the mutation in his body gradually recovered. Although flesh and blood would be injured, he knew in his heart that it would still be difficult to die.

"So... how old are you this year?" Kang Jun originally listened with great interest, and would even make a nervous or sad expression following Yuan Ze's eloquent narration, but when he heard it later, he felt that something was wrong, the world was in chaos...then How many years ago is it?

"Well, I haven't really counted this one. People who practice Taoism are pure-hearted and ascetic. They don't celebrate their birthdays every year like you. Ah yes, my birthday seems to be coming soon..." Yuan Ze jumped up while talking. Counting the days on your fingers, you head upstairs.He chose a guest room on his own initiative yesterday, and he plans to live here for some time to come.

"The level of changing the subject is really low." Jian Tongtong wrinkled her nose in dissatisfaction, and there is no outsider here, what will happen if you talk about your age!A big man, is he still afraid that others will laugh at him as old?

Well, in fact, Yuan Ze was afraid that everyone would not believe what he said. Who would believe that when he was born, the world still belonged to Lao Zhu's family!No one even believed that he was a handsome guy when he was young...

Without the storyteller, those who listened to the story would naturally disperse. Jian Tongtong and Kang Jun went upstairs, while Tan Li went back to the bedroom on the first floor with Young Master Shu in his arms.

"You put me down, I can walk by myself." Shu Mu felt that being hugged by a man and princess was a particularly embarrassing thing, so he struggled awkwardly, his face turned into a chrysanthemum as soon as he moved, and his stomach hurt.

"It's not a child, so don't take it out on yourself when you lose your temper in the future." It may be that it's pitiful to see Shu Mu hugging his stomach, and Tan Li can't help slowing down his tone. If others come to listen, maybe they can hear it. A bit of pampering.

Shu Mu was also taken aback by Tan Li's weird tone of voice. He raised his eyes and looked left and right. After making sure that this person hadn't been dropped, First Young Master Shu stretched out his hand to grab the lower eyelid of his right eye, closed his left eye, and did it. He made a childish gesture—rolling his eyes and sticking out his tongue.

"..." Tan Li's expression froze for a second, and before his expression completely cracked, he let go of someone's hand.

"Ah!" Shu Mu screamed, clutching his stomach and rolling around on the big bed.

……

As a result of indigestion the night before, Shu Mu was dragged up by Tan Li and stuffed into the car the next day with his panda eyes on his face, and Kang Jun drove straight to the funeral parlor in the west of the city.

The funeral parlor and crematorium in this city are next to each other. After the memorial service was held here, they were directly taken to the other side for cremation. Because Kang Jun didn't know the way, he drove directly into the crematorium.

"Anyway, I have to leave here for a while, let's take a parking space first." Kang Jun scratched his head awkwardly. He really didn't expect that there would be a shortage of parking spaces in the crematorium. They came early, and they had to park their cars a little later. On the curb.

"Do you think this place is so gloomy?" Shu Mu, who was sleepy in the car, became refreshed as soon as he got out of the car. Perhaps it was because of psychological effects. Cremation, but before cremation, it was a cold corpse, and they just heard a half-true zombie story last night...

"Nonsense." With dark circles under his eyes, Yuan Ze's temper was rarely irritable. He got out of the car and slapped Shu Mu on the back of the head. May the dead rest in peace!"

Before Shu Mu could refute, Tan Li had already made a move first, so Taoist Yuanze's eyes were completely darkened.

"I said, did you forget to take off your makeup as a group of cos pandas?" Mu Kuan, who had been waiting at the entrance of the funeral home, turned dark on the spot when he saw these people.The most important thing to attend a memorial service is solemnity. No one cares if you are really sad, but you have to show a look of grief on the surface, but you are like national treasures, aren't you here to make trouble?

"If I were you, I would immediately find some foundation to help cover it up. I heard that I will speak on behalf of the crew later?" Rubbing the back of his head that was hurt by Yuan Ze, Shu Mu glanced at the side mirror of the car next to him, um, pale Luckily, the sky is clear now, otherwise he would regard himself as a ghost.

Mu Kuan was so angry that he stared at Young Master Shu for a long time, until his eyes were about to cry against the wind, then reluctantly went back to the car to get his bag.Although Shu Mu hasn't made a public appearance recently, he is an artist and may face the media at any time. He is fully prepared as a manager.

"I think with red lips, we can make a fuss in the crematorium." Looking at his new makeup in the mirror, Yuan Ze made a pertinent comment.His dark circles are not as easy to cover up as Shu Mu's, so Mu Kuan put on a thick layer of powder on him after applying foundation. However, this Taoist priest squats in the mountains all year round, and his complexion is very healthy. The eyes would make the whole face look weirder, so Mu Kuan had no choice but to put some powder on his face as well.But Yuanze's face is too shriveled, the powder can't be held at all, and he loses face when he speaks. What's worse, his face is white, and his neck is still black...

"That's it, and no one asked him to speak." Seeing that half a bottle of foundation was rubbed on the old man's face and he didn't see any satisfactory results, Young Master Shu was unhappy, "Besides, his outfit is already eye-catching enough. It doesn't matter how much powder you rub."

This is true, before departure in the morning, Kang Jun couldn't see Yuan Ze going out in a tattered Taoist robe with blood on it, so he temporarily turned over his casual sportswear for him.But I don't know how the old man did it. He actually dressed a set of white sportswear like a beggar's clothes. There are more than a dozen holes in the trousers, which are more exaggerated than beggar's jeans. Those white thighs are hard to bear to look at.

"What do you know, this is called art, do you understand art!" Yuan Ze straightened his chest in disbelief. A few months ago, he saw a few young people wearing it on the road. At that time, he was envious of them and swore After you get rid of the evil spirits, you can do the same for yourself.Although the evil ghost has not been solved yet, there are ready-made clothes delivered to the door, and he doesn't mind making changes by himself.

Fortunately, he didn't dye his hair with a feather duster, otherwise not only Young Master Shu couldn't bear it and kicked him out of the house, but even his already detached master would be so angry that he would kick this traitor out of the house.

"What are you all poking at the door for? Do you want to be the focus of today's memorial service?" Tang Jianwen saw them arguing at the door from a long distance away, and when they could get in, Boss Tang's iceberg face that had never changed for thousands of years twitched. I always feel that Shu Mu and Yuan Ze are more suitable to go to the coffin to accept the farewell of everyone's remains.

Tang Jianwen has always been able to hold the place, and the time for the memorial service is coming soon, so the group had no choice but to shut up temporarily and file into the funeral home.The funeral home is very large, passing through the business hall, there are eight farewell halls of different sizes on both sides, passing through the building, and behind it are two independent courtyards. After the memorial service, the body will be carried to the car by the professional honor guard of the funeral home. Then the salute is fired, and the number of shots depends on how much the family is willing to spend. After the salute is over, the car will send the coffin containing the corpse to the crematorium next door.

After a set of procedures, Shu Mu was exhausted, and Tang Jianwen didn't know what method he used to persuade the families of the three deceased to hold a memorial service at the same time, which also avoided the tragedy of them attending three funerals.

"I don't know if the big face is here. We agreed to burn something for him." When the body was being cremated, Shu Mu dragged Tan Li out for a walk outside and looked around.The crematorium has a special window for selling paper money, paper figurines and other items, but because the price is too expensive, few people buy it there.On the contrary, the stalls on both sides of the street in front of the crematorium and funeral parlor were booming. The more Shu Mu saw it, the more he wanted to buy the entire stall and burn it to his good brother.

Especially the paper product that looks like a mobile phone with a big apple drawn on it.

I just don't know if this thing can be used.

"He has been here a long time ago." Tan Li was not interested in these things. For him, he didn't need them when he was alive, and even less after he died. "When you were speaking at the top, he was there." I peeked at the people in the farewell hall at the door, probably looking for suspicious objects."

Their condition is not very good today, but it does not delay their business. Everyone, including Kang Jun, is watching everyone present vigilantly.Tang Jianwen got a list of the people present from nowhere, with a recent one-inch photo on it. After screening according to the information and on-site observation, he finally found a few suspects.

"Really?" Shu Mu rolled his eyelids and thought for a long time, but at that time all his attention was focused on the speech, and he didn't know who wrote the words. It was so disgusting that he was about to throw up.In order to avoid misreading, he didn't even bother to observe the people below, let alone the inconspicuous face at the door.

"After the funeral, he should stare at one of the suspects, so..." Tan Li glanced at the various modern technological paper products on the largest booth, "First give him Get a cell phone, and you can contact me in time if you need anything."

As a diamond-level local tycoon, Young Master Shu waved his hand, and the stall owner cheerfully bought back all the paper-made mobile phones on the street, packed them all, and handed them over to the Young Master who just paid for the tickets.

The paper-made product looks very light, but the weight of hundreds of mobile phones is quite scary, "I'm satisfied if one of these can be used." Shu Mu sighed quietly.

Facts have proved that he was still too optimistic, because Big Face ended up wiping away tears with the straight cell phone that was stuffed into Yuan Ze at the beginning——Young Master, burn me a bunch of toy cell phones, do you want me to go to the underworld to start a game? Is it a toy mall?