This damn entertainment industry

After a night of rest, this team of rough men who traveled across mountains and rivers to die was revived in place, and even the female staff crowded at the entrance of the village early in the morning with their mobile phones, yelling The air in the deep mountains is still good, just a few streets away from the metropolis, it is so fresh.

Yesterday, Master Shu spent most of the journey on the back of a donkey. Originally, he had less output than others, so he woke up earlier in the morning than others, and slipped out of the room lightly. There was an extra paw on his head, and the young master, who was so frightened and unprepared, almost screamed, but fortunately, the person behind him covered his mouth in time.

"You don't make a sound when you walk?" Shu Mu turned around, rolled his eyes sadly and didn't know when to follow Tan Li, he is a person who can't help but be frightened, especially in this kind of land where the blue sky and day still reverberate with spiritual atmosphere, A little wind and grass might frighten his nerves, which are too delicate to snap at the touch of a touch.

"If you don't know the place you're born in, don't wander around." Tan Li pondered, until Young Master Shu thought that Shi Potian was going to spit out some shocking remarks, so he slowly said this sentence, which made Shu Mu roll his eyes even more.

"The village is so big, why are you still afraid of losing it?" Although he is a bit of a road idiot, Shu Mu doesn't think that he will get lost in this kind of square-built village, let alone a large army stationed in this big house at the entrance of the village. , this is the only two-story building in the village, and you can see this small building anywhere you stand in the courtyard.

Tan Li restrained the strange look in his eyes, and followed Shu Mu out of the courtyard with acquiescence.The two stone lions in front of the gate are bathed in the morning light, shaking their heads and tails in a very magical way. A small road leads to the village on the right, and a large open space on the left. Crossing this artificially created dividing line, there is a pure natural mountain scenery outside.

"It's actually quite enjoyable to be able to settle down in such an inaccessible place." Having lived in various mansions and manors, Shu Mu thought that there was no place to stay that could attract him again.But at this time, standing at the entrance of the village isolated from the world, breathing deeply the air mixed with the unique atmosphere of the mountains, the comfort and relaxation are by no means imitated by the artificial imitation natural environment.

"Are you sure you want to live here?" Unlike Shu Mu's angle of facing out of the mountain, Tan Li was always looking in the direction of the village.Hearing this, Shu Mu turned around, stared at the "Taoyuan" in front of him for three seconds, and hit his chin directly on the ground: "Isn't it?"

When I entered the village yesterday, the lights were dark and the people only relied on a few flashlights for lighting. Even if the generator was turned on later, the lighting work area was only limited to the inside of the mansion, and they knew almost nothing about the environment outside the mansion.But now the sun is just right, standing at the entrance of the village and looking over, most of the village can be seen in sight.

After seeing the current state of the buildings in the mansion, Shu Mu subconsciously thought that the other houses in the village were similar, and even if they didn't have the luxury they lived in, at least they wouldn't be too damaged.But the broken walls and ruins that can't be seen at a glance slapped the young master severely, the slap, it was so loud that Shu Mu didn't react for a long time.

As they saw from a distance, the village was not too small, with hundreds of houses neatly arranged to form the living pattern of this isolated group of people.Looking at the style of the house, it is similar to most self-built bungalows in the countryside. Most of them are brick houses with exquisite materials, and occasionally a few low thatched houses.

Facing the wind and the sun, especially the harsher mountain winds in the mountains, uninhabited thatched cottages often turn into dilapidated buildings in a short time, so Shu Mu saw that half of the thatched cottages in the village had collapsed, looking like they might collapse at any time. I don't think it's strange, but those brick houses that are much stronger than tofu dregs are also rotten and rotten, which is unreasonable.

The architectural style has a strong sense of antiquity, but Shu Mu, who often shoots movies, can tell that these are not real ancient houses. These houses are more like a one-to-one simulation of a film and television studio. From shape to spirit, it is like paper, and nothing can compare with the original version.

"Even if we cut corners, it won't be all broken, right?" With his neck so long, Shu Mu hoped to find a house that could cover the sun among the many ruins, but unfortunately, within his vision and range, there was a house. Did not see.

"We can find a house that is not so badly broken, and we can live in it after repairing it." With just one glance, Tan Li knew that there was no other house in the village that he could live in directly except for the one they lived in last night, so he simply did not. Too lazy to waste sight.

"You need a ladder to build a house?" Shu Mu wrinkled his nose unhappily. From Tan Li's point of view, the young master is acting like a baby in disguise. "It seems that the crew never prepared for that thing. Could it be that we are going to build a wall of people?" Go to the house? Or should we squat here and wait for them to bring the ladder in?" Thinking of staying in the mountains until the Year of the Monkey, Young Master Shu became irritable, wishing to completely scrap the half-decomposed houses.

"Survival in the wild must be a little challenging." Touching the top of Shu Mu's head, Tan Li used the most objective facts to pull the young master out of his depressed mood.Thinking about the real challenge of survival in the wild, and looking at the rows of dilapidated houses in front of him, Shu Mu somehow felt that the immediate environment was more suitable for him.

After a hasty breakfast, the program team and guests gathered at the entrance of the village. Wang Bin poked nonsense in front of the camera for 5 minutes, then officially transferred the camera to the four resident guests and temporary guest Kang Jun.The five people respectively expressed their opinions and declarations on this wild survival, and the program started a 24-hour full-scale recording mode.

As soon as the camera of each guest was turned on, Shu Mu saw Wang Bin instructing two assistants to dig out a cage from a mountain-like pile of luggage in a corner that the camera could not see. There were more than a dozen chickens and ducks in it. .

This is to see that they have eaten dry food for two days, are they going to improve the food for everyone?Shu Mu swallowed hard, his mind was full of roast chicken and duck, and he could barely move.

In the next second, Young Master Shu's dream of a sumptuous lunch was shattered, because he watched Wang Bin open the cage with his own hands and let out a dozen chickens and ducks.

The first thing these poultry, who had been locked in cages for two days and had not been fed or watered, did when they came back to freedom was to scatter in front of 30 to [-] people and go their separate ways.

"..." At a certain moment, Schmut wanted to pounce on Wang Bin and strangle him to death, traveling all the way from the city to the mountains, just to release these dozen poultry?

The faces of the other four guests were also not very good. They were thinking the same as Shu Mu, and they had a lot of resentment towards Director Wang who had more than one craving in his head.Isn't the cage for the animals empty, just right for the large animal in front of me to live in.

"In order to protect the ecological environment in the mountains from being affected, the program team specially prepared some domestic poultry for the guests to hunt. As for whether everyone can have lunch today, it depends on everyone's ability to hunt." The host finished explaining passionately , the assistants on standby next to them handed over the necessary items such as slingshots and hunting ropes to the five guests with steel knife-like gazes.

Fiddling with the nostalgic slingshot, Shu Mu subconsciously lowered his head and began to look for stones. With Qin Li's cheat, he was not afraid that he would miss lunch, but he didn't mind a stone flying on Wang Bin's head because he was not proficient in business.

The luncheons were still bouncing around within the area designated by the crew, celebrating the short afterlife. The guests here have already started the first step of the wild survival program according to the script setting: choosing a house.

The guests choose their favorite residences on an individual basis and on a first-come-first-served basis. Each person is assigned a colored flag. As long as the flag is inserted at the door of the selected residence, the room will be yours.

For this kind of enclosure activity, the guests were quite enthusiastic. Even Shu Mu, who was disappointed with the whole village, was eager to try, wondering if he could find the best house in the village in the shortest possible time.

At the order of the director, the five guests led the mighty filming tails behind them into the village. When two or 30 people gathered together, it was very spectacular. Once dispersed to the whole village, no one could be seen in the blink of an eye.

Because Shu Mu glanced in advance, he was very disappointed with the first row, that is, the houses on the same row as the village entrance mansion, so he skipped the front and turned to the second row.

This row of houses is also dilapidated, with finger-thick cracks spreading on many walls. Even if the guests dare to live in this kind of house, the crew will not agree. The army was wiped out.

Seeing a relatively complete house from a distance, Shu Mule ran over, first put a flag at the door to swear sovereignty, and then went into the house to check the internal situation.

This was the only private house he stepped into besides the big house at the entrance of the village. There was a very spacious yard in front of the house, and a small road leading from the gate to the door was flanked by abandoned vegetable gardens, and there were scorched but not yet dead weeds everywhere.Adjacent to the main house is a thatched shed about two meters high, with wooden piles horizontally inside, which should be used by the original owner of the house to tie livestock.

There was a wooden door in the middle of the main room, and the metal handle was already mottled. The moment Shu Mu put his hand on the handle, his body shivered involuntarily.Goosebumps all over his body, Shu Mu shook his head and smiled self-deprecatingly. He was used to having a superman-like Tan Li at his side, which made him feel less secure if he had less people around him, even if he knew that person Not far behind, I still feel flustered.

Taking a deep breath, Shu Mu opened the door, the tooth-piercing sound made the eldest young master's hairs stand on end.

Behind the door is a corridor, which connects four rooms arranged in the shape of a field. The room on the left of the door is an old kitchen, with a stove, a rusty cauldron, an empty water tank, and a push-type well. A bundle of firewood was placed, which should be left by the owner of the room.However, the roof had collapsed due to years of disrepair, and the sunlight came in directly, reflecting a cold gloomy light reflected on the metal pressing the water well, which could not distinguish the original color.

The room on the right side of the door is relatively small, and there are a lot of miscellaneous things piled up in it. It seems that there are sundries.

Going deep into the hinterland of the house along the corridor, there are bedrooms on both sides. In the room on the left, there is an old wooden bed against the wall, and the bed is covered with dust.There are a lot of things in the room on the right. A relatively new bed is also leaning against the corner. There is a dark brown cabinet next to it. A round table is placed near the window, and there are several stools under the table.

No matter on the furniture or on the ground, there was a thick pile of dust. A group of people rampaged inside, and the dust flew up in a short while, choking everyone to cough.

"This house is not bad..." Shu Mu seemed to be talking to himself, but he was actually talking to Tan Li, who was following at the end. Although the kitchen was half collapsed, the living room was still intact, with two beds, It just so happens that he and Tan Li are on the same sheet——

There was no way, facing the non-stop breathing camera, First Young Master Shu didn't dare to be so arrogant as to hug Tan Li to sleep.

Tan Li nodded, they were lucky to be the first to find this room, and even the steps of repairing the house could be saved.As for the kitchen that directly communicates with nature, let’s continue to sit on the ground proudly. Anyway, they probably won’t have the chance to use the cauldron that can’t be cleaned visually.

After choosing a room, Shu Mu found a stack of newspapers from the assigned items. The window paper in the two bedrooms was torn, and if they were not sealed properly, they would sleep with the mountain wind blowing tonight.

Two hours later, according to the prompts of the group camera, everyone returned to the village entrance to report the result of their house selection. The flag was always erected in the selected yard, so that everyone would not recognize which house they had chosen when they turned around.

"It seems that we are the only ones who chose the second row." Seeing Wang Bin marking everyone's addresses on the simple village map, Kang Jun poked Shu Mu's elbow and said in a low voice.

Liu Cheng and Feng Qi chose the house in the first row. It is said that they did nothing else for two hours, they were only busy making the house airtight.In order to highlight his personality, Zhao Tianyu went to the farthest third row by himself, and chose a house that was almost diagonal to the mansion at the entrance of the village. He went back and forth once, which was equivalent to going around the village.

It was already ten o'clock in the morning, and Wang Bin announced that the task of catching lunch had started. A group of five unlovable men who cleaned up the ruined house rushed to the flat ground at the entrance of the village with green eyes, swung their slingshots and started shooting indiscriminately. In their eyes, every chicken and duck is a miniature version of Wang Bin, and if one is killed, one will be lost.

Facts have proved that even domestic chickens and ducks are very vigilant, but the five guests overestimated the accuracy of their slingshots, chasing chickens and ducks for half an hour, and no one succeeded in killing a poultry version of Wang Bin But everyone's eyes tend to move closer to the center.

The cruel reality made everyone realize that fighting alone cannot win, so the five hit it off and decided to gang up to commit crimes. Five old men beat up a poultry and kicked it to death with one kick.Poor group of chickens and ducks who were laughing at stupid human beings just now were wiped out by the power of the team in a blink of an eye, leaving only chicken feathers fluttering in the wind, which is quite tragic.

The uneatable rations were tied up with hunting ropes and thrown aside, each of the five picked a fat chicken, and began to study whether to disembowel and pluck the hair first, or roast it alive on the fire—if the normal procedure was followed, the chicken would be Once you're done, you can go straight to dinner.

What's more, none of them planned to use the stoves and iron pots left by the villagers to boil water to get rid of chicken feathers.

In the end, the problem of handling lunch was handed over to their assistants and crew members, and the five guests rarely took a break from their busy schedules, leaning aside to replenish their energy with their eyes closed.They are well aware of the arrangement of the script, but they cannot judge how much time and energy is required for each link. The specific situation depends on which channel Director Wang's magical brain was on before the program was recorded.

"Brother Shu," Kang Jun leaned against a small tree but couldn't fall asleep. Seeing that Shu Mu was also tossing and turning, he immediately leaned over and exchanged ideas with a volume that only each other could hear while the photographers were busy studying lunch. , "I don't know if it was affected by the incident at the resort last time, but I always feel that this empty village is weird."

It is said that a house that has been left unoccupied for a long time will become a shelter for lonely souls and wild ghosts. The houses here have collapsed, which shows that they have been abandoned for some years. Does this mean that they want to compete with Piao Piao for their territory?

Shu Mu was chilled by his own thoughts, and broke out in a cold sweat.

"Don't be afraid, our houses are quite close to each other anyway, just say hello if you need anything." Shu Mu glanced at Zhao Tianyu, who was sleeping on his side, as if looking at an idiot: "It's better than running alone." It’s better to be so far away, if something really happens, we won’t even be given an emergency rescue time.”

"Yeah," Kang Jun sighed lightly, "I thought the reality show was quite interesting, but now it seems that it's just looking for abuse for myself!" He came up with this idea after only participating in one episode, which shows the other guests' love for the show. How deep is the resentment.About to finish the recording of this season's program, these bits will never accept reality TV programs again.

"Be smart when you sleep at night." Boss Tang, who had been silent for a while without any sense of presence, suddenly spoke out, and the two whispering were so frightened that they looked at him in puzzlement.

Tang Jianwen didn't explain, but just glanced at Tan Li next to him. Seeing that the other party still had the posture of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water, Boss Tang hated him so much that he wanted to skewer this on a tree branch and roast him together.However, the grievances between them are at most internal conflicts, especially when they are in a strange environment right now, it is better to tide over the difficulties together and make the final effort to escape from the mountains.

After eating the roast chicken that the crew had prepared in some unknown way, everyone's afternoon tasks officially started. At the beginning, everyone gathered around the novel competitive background, scrambling to be the first and excited.But as the sun slanted to the west, the atmosphere gradually became uncomfortable. Even Wang Bin, who had too many brains and was unresponsive, felt like he was on his back.

Looking around suspiciously but finding nothing, Wang Bin ordered his assistant to go around in a low voice to see if there were other people here.

He didn't think the feeling of being watched was just his illusion.