This damn entertainment industry
Chapter 077
"Uncle, why didn't you say hello in advance when you came, and I'll be ready to entertain you well!" Luo Zicheng circled the old ghost courteously, the old ghost smiled lightly, ignored him, and walked to Shumu The eldest young master who was dying of breath was supported by his side: "how is it, are you not hurt?"
"It's okay, it's okay!" Shu Mu hurriedly waved his hands, and peeked at Luo Zicheng next to him, whose jaw hit the ground, meaning what's going on, and who is this old ghost.
"Uncle, do you know him?" Luo Zicheng asked in a low voice, tugging at the corner of the old ghost's clothes.
"We've met each other," the old ghost patted Shu Mu's shoulder, and said to Luo Zicheng, "My uncle."
Luo Zicheng's face turned green, and Shu Mu laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up.
A few people still wanted to talk, but there was a sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping in the distance, Shu Mu's face changed, he was out of danger, but Kang Jun was still being chased by ghosts.
"Little Wu, bring him back safely." The old ghost pointed seriously to the direction of the voice, Luo Zicheng floated over with his mouth pouted, and came back after a while, with a dark circle around his left eye.Kang Jun panted heavily and was helped by Mu Kuan and Jian Tongtong.Tan Li and Tang Jianwen followed behind, reeking of alcohol.
……
Letting everyone into his temporary villa, Shu Mu called Mu Kuan to help him pour tea and wine, the old ghost waved his hand, indicating that you are not polite, but Luo Zicheng pointed at this and poked that, it was very difficult to serve, and was ignored by the young master.
"Are you passing by?" After waiting for a long time, no one spoke, so Mu Kuan had no choice but to bite the bullet and open the chatterbox. He and the old ghost had never met before, and only heard Shu Mu and Kang Jun chatting a few words. The difference between other evil spirits - that's the difference between an emperor and a scoundrel!
"Entrusted by someone, let's take a look." The hot tea was steaming, and the old ghost poured it into his mouth calmly, while the bystanders sticking out their tongues.
Shu Mu rolled his eyes, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind: "Could it be Yuan Ze's old way's entrustment?"
Winking at the young master, the old ghost smiled lovingly and nodded.
"Who is Yuanze, who is who?" Luo Zicheng seemed to have heard a great secret, and Le Diandian went to the crowd to inquire about the details, but Tang Jianwen impatiently kicked him into the corner.Luo Zicheng looked at the old ghost who didn't plan to talk to him, and then at the people who regarded him as innocent, biting the hem of his clothes, he was about to cry.
"You are Sanger?" Tan Li hung on Shu Mu's body, allowing the young master to rub his forehead, and stared at the old ghost with perfect eyes.
"I am." The old ghost nodded with a smile, Tang Jianwen and Tan Li gasped at the same time, Luo Zicheng proudly puffed out his chest.
Sanger is also a legendary figure in the Three Realms. His official identity is the younger brother of the former ghost king Sang Ji. It is said that when he was still human, Sanger and his brother were killed by monsters. Ghost.Wandering in the world for a hundred years, the two brothers entered the ghost world and turned the ghost world upside down. In the end, Sang Ji sat on the throne of ghost king.
Different from Sang Ji's ambition to dominate the ghost world, Sang Ge was determined to re-enter the cycle of reincarnation. After hundreds of years of practice, he finally got a chance to be reincarnated.It's a pity that Sanger's luck was bad. In the first reincarnation, he was reborn in a hunter's family. When he was hunting in the deep mountains, he was bitten to death by a large zombie chased by several cultivation sects, and became an immortal zombie.
Ordinary people are bitten to death by zombies, and their souls will automatically leave their bodies and reincarnate. But when Sanger was reincarnated, Sangji made a mark on his younger brother, so that Sanger's soul could not escape from his body after death, and he could only be a zombie in a daze.Escaping from being chased by the cultivators, Sanger hid alone in the mountains for hundreds of years and became a world-famous zombie.It just so happened that the ignorant Yuanze came to the door, and the moment Sanger killed the man, he saw himself in the eyes of the other party for survival, and his heart softened, and Yuanze's life was spared.Also because Sanger is different from ordinary zombies, Lao Dao did not immediately turn into a zombie, but his body is no longer in a mortal state.
It is also a coincidence that after absorbing the essence of Yuan Ze, Sanger's cultivation level has been greatly improved. Combining with the cultivation method that Sangji and his sister-in-law came up with, Sanger finally got rid of the zombie body and became a ghost that can eat the world and eat evil spirits. The level is equivalent to the ghost fairy in the underworld.
Because Sanger spends most of his time hiding in the human world to practice, only his name is heard in the Three Realms but no one is seen. However, looking at Luo Zicheng's respectful attitude towards him, it is not difficult to guess how capable Sanger is.You must know that the cowardly child of the devil dares to play tricks on his parents, but he is in awe of this uncle who has only met a few times.
Knowing that the old ghost Sanger was on his side, Shu Mu put his heart back to his original position, and everyone chatted until two o'clock in the morning before going back to the room to rest.Mu Kuan arranged a spacious bedroom for the old ghost, and left a toilet with a bathtub for Luo Zicheng.
Luo Zicheng wanted to teach Mu Kuan a lesson, but when Sanger stared at him, he immediately lost his temper, honestly aggrieved and crouched in the cold bathtub with his long arms and legs outside, and fell asleep in a daze.
With old ghosts and ghosts sitting in town, not even a wandering soul can be seen around the hunting grounds. Everyone completely relaxed, hunted and played games with the crew members, and spent two days happily.
Before leaving, Shu Mu sneaked into Sanger's room and asked the old ghost if he could help Tan Li regain his original strength.After listening quietly, the old ghost shook his head, "Although the devil also has the word ghost in its name, it is a completely different species from ghosts. I don't know how devils cultivate, so I can't do anything about it."
Shu Mu's heart sank, even this old ghost who is connected to the supreme ghost world can't find a solution, can Yuan Ze really bring back good news?
Uneasy, Shu Mu ushered in the last recording of the reality show. On a whim, Wang Bin streamlined the staff of the program group, leaving only the director, host and cameraman who followed the four guests, and the manager and assistant who usually followed the artist. It was also blocked, and the euphemistic name is: to test the ability of the guests to live independently.
In order for the reality show to have a hot finale, Wang Bin applied for a large sum of money from the TV station, took four guests and the few remaining staff members straight to the coast, hired a boat to go to the sea, and arrived in a veritable desert. Shoot wild survival on the island.
Before departure, Shu Mu packed all the conceivable things into four suitcases, most of which were rejected by Wang Bin before boarding the boat.
"Food and water are available on the island. Tents and sleeping bags are also prepared by the program team. You only need to bring two changes of clothes." Wang Bin smiled and cut off most of the luggage of the guests. Shu Musensen suspected that they might be hungry Died on a desert island.
"Xiao Mumu, you have to be more careful on the island. Anyway, it's only about [-] hours, so it's over after a while." Mu Kuan bitterly comforted the angry Tan Li, and then came to appease the slumped Tan Li. The eldest young master was so tired that he was sweating.
"It's fine if you don't bring a manager, why don't you let an assistant!" Throwing all the things that are not allowed to be brought outside, Shu Mu's mouth is so pouted that he can tie a donkey.Mu Kuan's face was full of black lines, dare he be a dispensable person in the young master's heart?It hurt my self-esteem too much.
"Wear the talisman close to your body, and be careful in everything." Tan Li was worried that Shu Mu would be in danger if he went alone, but thinking about it the other way around, without him and Tang Jianwen, Shu Mu was just an ordinary person, maybe it would be safer.
Shu Mu nodded aggrievedly, and rubbed against Tan Li's arms for a long time before he reluctantly picked up his luggage and boarded the boat.In winter, the southeast coast is still warm as spring, but the sea is windy, so the crew hired a dilapidated medium-sized fishing boat to save money, and ten people wearing windproof coats huddled on the board to ride the wind and waves against the salty sea breeze.
It was not the first time for Shu Mu to go to sea, but it was the first time for him to take a fishing boat. Several familiar staff members chatted and chatted, and the young master also joined them. Everyone fantasized about what would happen in the next two days.
"I'd rather the crew hire a bigger boat, and we record the show on board." A videographer who participated in the preliminary investigation made a speech, and the four guests approached sensitively, intending to get some news from insiders first.
"Let me tell you, that ruined island," the cameraman said, shaking his head, "Although it is quite large in size, there is not even a living thing on it. There is a small mountain in the east, and there are many wild vegetables and mushrooms on the mountain. For the first two days, that is our staple food."
The four guests had black lines all over their faces, and a group of old men lived on wild vegetables for two days. Is it to survive in the wild or to experience a famine period?
"Young people, don't be downcast," Wang Bin squeezed over when he heard the commotion, and encouraged everyone with a playful smile, "If you think about it this way, there are animals on the island, and we can't hunt them casually. Instead of worrying about foxes and leopards all the time, A sneak attack is better than nothing, how quiet it is!"
Everyone collectively gave Wang Bin a smile without sincerity, and raised their middle fingers in unison.
Wang Bin didn't understand everyone's aspirations, and continued to talk about his bright future happily: "I asked the fishermen nearby, and they all said that the fishery near the island is rich, so I prepared fishing nets and fishing rods for you. Everyone can go fishing!"
Shu Mu thought about it, although the probability of catching fish is not high, but it is still a thought.There is no specific game link set up for this wilderness survival. Everyone can do whatever they want. He can sit by the beach for two days with a fishing rod in hand. After the recording is over, everyone pats their butts and leaves. Don't expect him to be on the show again.
The fishing boat galloped on the sea for three hours and finally arrived at the destination. Everyone helped to bring down the equipment for survival in the wild and several barrels of purified water, and the fishing boat turned around and drove away.
Everyone: "..."
Everyone looked at Wang Bin, and Wang Bin sneered twice: "Hehe, the fishing boat is private, and people still have to fish for a living. We can't waste their time for two days."
"He won't come to pick him up in two days, do you want us to swim back!" Zhao Tianyu, who endured all the way, broke out, threw the pots and pans on the ground, and went to smoke behind the stone.
The corner of Wang Bin's mouth twitched, and he wanted to reprimand Zhao Tianyu a few words, but seeing that other people's faces were not good, he had to smile and instruct the program team to move things to the designated living area.
It got dark later at sea, but because there were no lights, it was darker than the land at the same time.Shu Mu resigned himself to setting up a tent and sorting out the daily necessities given to him by the program crew. When he was hungry, he went to the mountain to pick wild vegetables with Liu Cheng and two cameramen.
The cameraman had done enough homework before going to the island. He knew which wild vegetables and mushrooms could be eaten. Seeing Shu Mu and Liu Cheng scratching their heads at a pile of wild vegetables, he hurriedly popularized the knowledge of wild vegetables to them.Wang Bin's plan is indeed a little tricky, but as long as you don't touch the poisonous wild vegetables and mushrooms, the two-day and one-night journey can also be regarded as a kind of enjoyment away from the human habitation.
When Shu Mu and Liu Cheng returned to the station, Feng Qi and two other photographers were picking crabs by the beach. It was low tide, and there were many fresh sea creatures on the beach.Shu Mu looked at the beach from a long distance and found a natural depression on the north side of the beach. Before the tide ebbed, he covered the depression with a fishing net, and he should be able to catch sea fish.
Zhao Tianyu didn't return to the team until the wild vegetable soup was cooked. Shu Mu gave Liu Cheng and Feng Qi a look, and the three of them went to the direction where Zhao Tianyu left.Wang Bin also wanted to go, but was stopped by the host. In the words of the host, if Zhao Tianyu became more angry when he saw Wang Bin, it would be detrimental to the unity of the team.
Shu Mu narrowed his eyes as he walked around the big rock that blocked his sight. It was pitch black, and even with a flashlight, he couldn't see where anyone was.
"Are you looking for me?" The three concentrated on looking forward, but voices sounded behind them. When Shu Mu turned his head, he saw Zhao Tianyu standing behind with no expression on his face.
"It's okay, it's okay!" Shu Mu hurriedly waved his hands, and peeked at Luo Zicheng next to him, whose jaw hit the ground, meaning what's going on, and who is this old ghost.
"Uncle, do you know him?" Luo Zicheng asked in a low voice, tugging at the corner of the old ghost's clothes.
"We've met each other," the old ghost patted Shu Mu's shoulder, and said to Luo Zicheng, "My uncle."
Luo Zicheng's face turned green, and Shu Mu laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up.
A few people still wanted to talk, but there was a sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping in the distance, Shu Mu's face changed, he was out of danger, but Kang Jun was still being chased by ghosts.
"Little Wu, bring him back safely." The old ghost pointed seriously to the direction of the voice, Luo Zicheng floated over with his mouth pouted, and came back after a while, with a dark circle around his left eye.Kang Jun panted heavily and was helped by Mu Kuan and Jian Tongtong.Tan Li and Tang Jianwen followed behind, reeking of alcohol.
……
Letting everyone into his temporary villa, Shu Mu called Mu Kuan to help him pour tea and wine, the old ghost waved his hand, indicating that you are not polite, but Luo Zicheng pointed at this and poked that, it was very difficult to serve, and was ignored by the young master.
"Are you passing by?" After waiting for a long time, no one spoke, so Mu Kuan had no choice but to bite the bullet and open the chatterbox. He and the old ghost had never met before, and only heard Shu Mu and Kang Jun chatting a few words. The difference between other evil spirits - that's the difference between an emperor and a scoundrel!
"Entrusted by someone, let's take a look." The hot tea was steaming, and the old ghost poured it into his mouth calmly, while the bystanders sticking out their tongues.
Shu Mu rolled his eyes, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind: "Could it be Yuan Ze's old way's entrustment?"
Winking at the young master, the old ghost smiled lovingly and nodded.
"Who is Yuanze, who is who?" Luo Zicheng seemed to have heard a great secret, and Le Diandian went to the crowd to inquire about the details, but Tang Jianwen impatiently kicked him into the corner.Luo Zicheng looked at the old ghost who didn't plan to talk to him, and then at the people who regarded him as innocent, biting the hem of his clothes, he was about to cry.
"You are Sanger?" Tan Li hung on Shu Mu's body, allowing the young master to rub his forehead, and stared at the old ghost with perfect eyes.
"I am." The old ghost nodded with a smile, Tang Jianwen and Tan Li gasped at the same time, Luo Zicheng proudly puffed out his chest.
Sanger is also a legendary figure in the Three Realms. His official identity is the younger brother of the former ghost king Sang Ji. It is said that when he was still human, Sanger and his brother were killed by monsters. Ghost.Wandering in the world for a hundred years, the two brothers entered the ghost world and turned the ghost world upside down. In the end, Sang Ji sat on the throne of ghost king.
Different from Sang Ji's ambition to dominate the ghost world, Sang Ge was determined to re-enter the cycle of reincarnation. After hundreds of years of practice, he finally got a chance to be reincarnated.It's a pity that Sanger's luck was bad. In the first reincarnation, he was reborn in a hunter's family. When he was hunting in the deep mountains, he was bitten to death by a large zombie chased by several cultivation sects, and became an immortal zombie.
Ordinary people are bitten to death by zombies, and their souls will automatically leave their bodies and reincarnate. But when Sanger was reincarnated, Sangji made a mark on his younger brother, so that Sanger's soul could not escape from his body after death, and he could only be a zombie in a daze.Escaping from being chased by the cultivators, Sanger hid alone in the mountains for hundreds of years and became a world-famous zombie.It just so happened that the ignorant Yuanze came to the door, and the moment Sanger killed the man, he saw himself in the eyes of the other party for survival, and his heart softened, and Yuanze's life was spared.Also because Sanger is different from ordinary zombies, Lao Dao did not immediately turn into a zombie, but his body is no longer in a mortal state.
It is also a coincidence that after absorbing the essence of Yuan Ze, Sanger's cultivation level has been greatly improved. Combining with the cultivation method that Sangji and his sister-in-law came up with, Sanger finally got rid of the zombie body and became a ghost that can eat the world and eat evil spirits. The level is equivalent to the ghost fairy in the underworld.
Because Sanger spends most of his time hiding in the human world to practice, only his name is heard in the Three Realms but no one is seen. However, looking at Luo Zicheng's respectful attitude towards him, it is not difficult to guess how capable Sanger is.You must know that the cowardly child of the devil dares to play tricks on his parents, but he is in awe of this uncle who has only met a few times.
Knowing that the old ghost Sanger was on his side, Shu Mu put his heart back to his original position, and everyone chatted until two o'clock in the morning before going back to the room to rest.Mu Kuan arranged a spacious bedroom for the old ghost, and left a toilet with a bathtub for Luo Zicheng.
Luo Zicheng wanted to teach Mu Kuan a lesson, but when Sanger stared at him, he immediately lost his temper, honestly aggrieved and crouched in the cold bathtub with his long arms and legs outside, and fell asleep in a daze.
With old ghosts and ghosts sitting in town, not even a wandering soul can be seen around the hunting grounds. Everyone completely relaxed, hunted and played games with the crew members, and spent two days happily.
Before leaving, Shu Mu sneaked into Sanger's room and asked the old ghost if he could help Tan Li regain his original strength.After listening quietly, the old ghost shook his head, "Although the devil also has the word ghost in its name, it is a completely different species from ghosts. I don't know how devils cultivate, so I can't do anything about it."
Shu Mu's heart sank, even this old ghost who is connected to the supreme ghost world can't find a solution, can Yuan Ze really bring back good news?
Uneasy, Shu Mu ushered in the last recording of the reality show. On a whim, Wang Bin streamlined the staff of the program group, leaving only the director, host and cameraman who followed the four guests, and the manager and assistant who usually followed the artist. It was also blocked, and the euphemistic name is: to test the ability of the guests to live independently.
In order for the reality show to have a hot finale, Wang Bin applied for a large sum of money from the TV station, took four guests and the few remaining staff members straight to the coast, hired a boat to go to the sea, and arrived in a veritable desert. Shoot wild survival on the island.
Before departure, Shu Mu packed all the conceivable things into four suitcases, most of which were rejected by Wang Bin before boarding the boat.
"Food and water are available on the island. Tents and sleeping bags are also prepared by the program team. You only need to bring two changes of clothes." Wang Bin smiled and cut off most of the luggage of the guests. Shu Musensen suspected that they might be hungry Died on a desert island.
"Xiao Mumu, you have to be more careful on the island. Anyway, it's only about [-] hours, so it's over after a while." Mu Kuan bitterly comforted the angry Tan Li, and then came to appease the slumped Tan Li. The eldest young master was so tired that he was sweating.
"It's fine if you don't bring a manager, why don't you let an assistant!" Throwing all the things that are not allowed to be brought outside, Shu Mu's mouth is so pouted that he can tie a donkey.Mu Kuan's face was full of black lines, dare he be a dispensable person in the young master's heart?It hurt my self-esteem too much.
"Wear the talisman close to your body, and be careful in everything." Tan Li was worried that Shu Mu would be in danger if he went alone, but thinking about it the other way around, without him and Tang Jianwen, Shu Mu was just an ordinary person, maybe it would be safer.
Shu Mu nodded aggrievedly, and rubbed against Tan Li's arms for a long time before he reluctantly picked up his luggage and boarded the boat.In winter, the southeast coast is still warm as spring, but the sea is windy, so the crew hired a dilapidated medium-sized fishing boat to save money, and ten people wearing windproof coats huddled on the board to ride the wind and waves against the salty sea breeze.
It was not the first time for Shu Mu to go to sea, but it was the first time for him to take a fishing boat. Several familiar staff members chatted and chatted, and the young master also joined them. Everyone fantasized about what would happen in the next two days.
"I'd rather the crew hire a bigger boat, and we record the show on board." A videographer who participated in the preliminary investigation made a speech, and the four guests approached sensitively, intending to get some news from insiders first.
"Let me tell you, that ruined island," the cameraman said, shaking his head, "Although it is quite large in size, there is not even a living thing on it. There is a small mountain in the east, and there are many wild vegetables and mushrooms on the mountain. For the first two days, that is our staple food."
The four guests had black lines all over their faces, and a group of old men lived on wild vegetables for two days. Is it to survive in the wild or to experience a famine period?
"Young people, don't be downcast," Wang Bin squeezed over when he heard the commotion, and encouraged everyone with a playful smile, "If you think about it this way, there are animals on the island, and we can't hunt them casually. Instead of worrying about foxes and leopards all the time, A sneak attack is better than nothing, how quiet it is!"
Everyone collectively gave Wang Bin a smile without sincerity, and raised their middle fingers in unison.
Wang Bin didn't understand everyone's aspirations, and continued to talk about his bright future happily: "I asked the fishermen nearby, and they all said that the fishery near the island is rich, so I prepared fishing nets and fishing rods for you. Everyone can go fishing!"
Shu Mu thought about it, although the probability of catching fish is not high, but it is still a thought.There is no specific game link set up for this wilderness survival. Everyone can do whatever they want. He can sit by the beach for two days with a fishing rod in hand. After the recording is over, everyone pats their butts and leaves. Don't expect him to be on the show again.
The fishing boat galloped on the sea for three hours and finally arrived at the destination. Everyone helped to bring down the equipment for survival in the wild and several barrels of purified water, and the fishing boat turned around and drove away.
Everyone: "..."
Everyone looked at Wang Bin, and Wang Bin sneered twice: "Hehe, the fishing boat is private, and people still have to fish for a living. We can't waste their time for two days."
"He won't come to pick him up in two days, do you want us to swim back!" Zhao Tianyu, who endured all the way, broke out, threw the pots and pans on the ground, and went to smoke behind the stone.
The corner of Wang Bin's mouth twitched, and he wanted to reprimand Zhao Tianyu a few words, but seeing that other people's faces were not good, he had to smile and instruct the program team to move things to the designated living area.
It got dark later at sea, but because there were no lights, it was darker than the land at the same time.Shu Mu resigned himself to setting up a tent and sorting out the daily necessities given to him by the program crew. When he was hungry, he went to the mountain to pick wild vegetables with Liu Cheng and two cameramen.
The cameraman had done enough homework before going to the island. He knew which wild vegetables and mushrooms could be eaten. Seeing Shu Mu and Liu Cheng scratching their heads at a pile of wild vegetables, he hurriedly popularized the knowledge of wild vegetables to them.Wang Bin's plan is indeed a little tricky, but as long as you don't touch the poisonous wild vegetables and mushrooms, the two-day and one-night journey can also be regarded as a kind of enjoyment away from the human habitation.
When Shu Mu and Liu Cheng returned to the station, Feng Qi and two other photographers were picking crabs by the beach. It was low tide, and there were many fresh sea creatures on the beach.Shu Mu looked at the beach from a long distance and found a natural depression on the north side of the beach. Before the tide ebbed, he covered the depression with a fishing net, and he should be able to catch sea fish.
Zhao Tianyu didn't return to the team until the wild vegetable soup was cooked. Shu Mu gave Liu Cheng and Feng Qi a look, and the three of them went to the direction where Zhao Tianyu left.Wang Bin also wanted to go, but was stopped by the host. In the words of the host, if Zhao Tianyu became more angry when he saw Wang Bin, it would be detrimental to the unity of the team.
Shu Mu narrowed his eyes as he walked around the big rock that blocked his sight. It was pitch black, and even with a flashlight, he couldn't see where anyone was.
"Are you looking for me?" The three concentrated on looking forward, but voices sounded behind them. When Shu Mu turned his head, he saw Zhao Tianyu standing behind with no expression on his face.
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