summer solstice in january

What Situ wants, maybe this scene is weird in the eyes of others. No matter how good-looking the other party is, a 1.8-meter man acting like a girl like another man will be very weird.However, Situ felt that it was very fresh, after all, it was too rare for that dead face to show human feelings.

Acting like a baby, begging eyes, and shy smiles are all expressions that Situ has never seen before, and he dare not even imagine.

The dumb man was concentrating on picking out his clothes. Situ, who was standing at the door, stroked his chin and said to Zhang Heng who was beside him, "You can see that face owes C in every expression, which means that it is a face that owes C."

Zhang Heng rolled his eyes at Situ and stuffed the earphones into his ears again.

The dumb has been obsessed with letting Situ take him around for the past two days. Situ is not good at shopping, so he found a tour group and made a local tour to satisfy the dumb.The mute was very happy, the fear in his eyes gradually decreased, and there was too much tenderness.

Perhaps falling in love with someone is very simple, after all, the fittest survive, so it is an inevitable result that the dumb began to reject Zhang Heng.

After lunch the next day, the mute walked towards Situ in the guest room again, his shoulders were pressed as expected and stopped him from moving forward.Gritting his teeth, the mute shook off Zhang Heng's hand, slammed his shoulder against the door and fell to the ground, making a loud noise that woke Situ directly.Situ frowned and opened his eyes impatiently, looking at the scene in front of him and scratching his head.

The mute sat on the ground holding his shoulders and looked at Situ with an aggrieved face, his hair was a little disheveled and he looked extremely embarrassed.Situ sat up from the bed and looked at the door, jumped out of bed and dragged the mute up.

"He bullied me." The mute typed, then looked at Situ pitifully.

"Him?" Situ smiled and looked at Zhang Heng: "Bodyguard, are you brave enough to bully the lady boss? You still don't apologize."

The mute grabbed Situ's clothes and hid behind him, not daring to look at Zhang Heng, pretending to be very scared.

Zhang Heng glanced at Situ indifferently: "I'm sorry."

"Look, my bodyguard is very good."

The mute glanced at Zhang Heng. It was his usual expressionless face. He didn't know whether he was angry or indifferent.The mute hugged Situ's arm, guilty of not daring to look at Zhang Heng more.

"Why don't you sleep with me, do you hate me?" the mute typed.

Situ smiled: "Why, I'm so lonely and want to be C? Can't you tell it's quite coquettish."

The mute remembered the pain of that night, and the fear was fleeting. He took a deep breath to calm his mind, and the mute once again pretended to be pitiful and shook Situ's arm, tears swirling in his eyes because of fear.

The mute knew that Situ had no resistance to this face.

"That's good." Situ replied.

It was a night when there was only pain and pleasure left, and I couldn't hold anything in my mind except him.However, the next day the mute found that the other half of the bed was still cold, and Situ did not sleep with him as agreed.The mute dragged his exhausted body to the living room, when Zhang Heng turned his head to look at him.

"Want hot water?" he asked.

The mute smiled wryly and shook his head, then went to the bathroom by himself.

All this changed so quickly, Cheng Yu was probably happier than Situ.Cheng Yu was worried that his sister-in-law might be dumped, but it seemed that it was all his own imagination.Looking at the sweet look of the two people who are tired of being together feeding each other, just like newlyweds, especially the happy look of the sister-in-law, Cheng Yu didn't know that the sister-in-law smiled so beautifully.

"Why don't you go eat?" Cheng Yu gloated and teased Zhang Heng who was standing beside him. It turned out that Zhang Heng still had good eyesight, knowing that he couldn't squeeze in the happy atmosphere over there.

Zhang Heng glanced at him and his voice was still flat: "If you don't want me to be a light bulb, pick me out."

Cheng Yu was very happy, or rather, he hoped that this bodyguard, who was acquainted, would pack up and leave as soon as possible.

After the two of them finished eating, Cheng Yu went to clean up the dishes, thinking that Zhang Heng hadn't eaten yet, so he picked some dishes with less chopsticks and brought them to the kitchen for him to eat.Zhang Heng didn't complain, and sat down silently after watching the leftovers, still eating lightly without making any sound.

Cheng Yu couldn't laugh suddenly, feeling that this person was very pitiful.

After cleaning Zhang Heng's dishes and chopsticks, Cheng Yu walked out of the kitchen shaking his hands. When he saw Zhang Heng standing on the balcony looking at the sky, he lost his mind for a moment. He might have seen that confusion and indifference somewhere.

"Sister-in-law?" Cheng Yu called out subconsciously.

Zhang Heng turned his face and looked at him strangely. Cheng Yu was taken aback when he realized that he had called the wrong name, and quickly coughed twice to cover up his embarrassment, and then pretended to look around before noticing that Situ and the mute were no longer there.

"Boss is going out?" Cheng Yu asked, walked to Zhang Heng, looked down at Zhang Heng's gesture, and saw the car driving out of the community downstairs.Cheng Yu glanced at Zhang Heng very puzzled, just now Zhang Heng really felt like his sister-in-law, much like the sister-in-law before amnesia.Cheng Yu tilted his head and was troubled and depressed for a long time. Sure enough, they couldn't manage the boss's affairs even if they wanted to.

"Why didn't you follow, aren't you a bodyguard?" Cheng Yu asked.

Zhang Heng still looked at the direction where the car disappeared in the distance: "They want to live a two-person world."

"Uh."

The atmosphere fell into embarrassment again.

"Well, you are a special soldier, you don't usually like to be...by that or something." Cheng Yu was just curious, do people who stay in the barracks a lot, or people who have too few opportunities to see women? Will you become interested in the same sex?

"Physiological needs don't matter to anyone."

"Uh..." Cheng Yu defeated: "Don't you have any feelings at all?"

"Emotions?" Zhang Heng closed his eyes and murmured, "What's the point?"

Indeed, even if Zhang Heng likes the boss, it doesn't matter that the boss doesn't only see his sister-in-law alone. Instead of really liking him and hurting himself, it's better to veto everything, at least that way he looks very strong and can face everything.

self-defeating.

Silence struck again, depressing and sad.

Chengyu was startled by the sudden ringing of the cell phone, and hurriedly took out his cell phone to answer it. It was a bald man with a loud voice.

"My C, Cheng Yu, come here quickly, the boss has had a car accident!"

"Ah?" Cheng Yu didn't react for a while, and woke up suddenly when the bald head yelled again: "I'm coming right now, where are you!"

Cheng Yu hung up the phone and hurriedly dragged Zhang Heng out and ran out. Zhang Heng was dragged two steps away and suddenly shook his hand away. Don't worry? Come with me."

Zhang Heng looked at Cheng Yu, his eyes suddenly turned cold.

"What identity should I use to worry about him?"

Cheng Yu was startled: "Bodyguard, you are the boss's only bodyguard."

"Bodyguard?" Zhang Heng walked back to the balcony: "Then I will obey the order and stand by where I am."

Chengyu couldn't bear to see Zhang Heng, so he could only rush downstairs to the hospital by himself.

The ward was for two people, and when Chengyu arrived, there were already a few brothers with quick news squatting inside and peeling apples for Situ to show his favor.Cheng Yu watched nervously as Situ leaned on the hospital bed with shaking legs and was sweating. Apart from a few scratches on the glass on his face, there was no other trauma at all. Could this be called a car accident?Looking at the hospital bed next to him, the mute looked sick with his right hand wrapped in plaster and hanging around his neck.

It is said that the scene at that time was very thrilling. As soon as Situ drove out of the intersection, an overloaded truck rushed out from the left and hit it. Because Situ Biao was so fast, the truck only crippled the rear of the car. The car door was broken and injured a little bit badly.

Cheng Yu let out a heavy breath, but this injury is not enough to be hospitalized.

Situ looked behind Chengyu and saw that no one came in again, so he asked, "Where's my bodyguard, why didn't he come?" Seeing Chengyu's embarrassed face, Situ asked again: "Did you not bring him, or did he not want to come? "

Cheng Yu scratched his face: "He said he didn't know what identity he would use to meet you."

Situ was taken aback for a moment, then jumped out of bed and threw the watermelon peel to Chengyu, pointed to the mute behind him, told him to be optimistic, and left.Because the car was reimbursed, Situ took a taxi home. When he got out of the car and raised his head, he met those calm eyes.Situ raised his hand and waved it, and the people above looked away when they saw it.

"I C, I have a good temper."

Situ climbed upstairs to the balcony and stood face to face with Zhang Heng. Zhang Heng glanced at Situ and said coldly, "Didn't you have a car accident? Why didn't you die?"

"Is my fate too bad?" Situ raised his eyebrows and stared at Zhang Heng with interest: "I didn't expect you to have a poisonous tongue. Could it be that the mouth below is dissatisfied and wants to rebel?"

Situ hugged Zhang Heng and patted his buttocks with one hand and teased him, Zhang Heng raised his eyebrows and snorted.

"Hey, believe it or not, I'm so messed up that you don't even have the strength to hum!"

Zhang Heng pursed his lips and stared at Situ's eyes: "If you have the guts, you'll be fucked."

Situ raised the corner of his mouth: "I'll let you see how kind I am!"

Leaning closer to Zhang Heng, he bit his pursed mouth and licked it lightly with his tongue. Zhang Heng squinted his eyes and hooked Situ's neck.

A kiss that is not deep, but very lingering,

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☆、Chapter [-]、Plan

"Boss, why do you suddenly want to..." Huang Mao raised his eyebrows and looked at Situ puzzled. It had been three weeks since the antique was stolen before he thought of revenge. Isn't it too slow?

"Not suddenly, I'm waiting for that stinky boy Yinzi to come back, and I don't know which bitch I've been dating and won't come back, we can only solve it ourselves." Situ spread his hands like a ruffian.

"What's the matter?" The bald head scratched his head and looked at the A4 paper in his hand with a puzzled expression. The writing on it was gross and he couldn't understand it.

At this time, Cheng Yu's sense of presence became stronger, and he cleared his throat to explain to everyone.

"This is a bad move by Boss Jie. Those goods were inspected by Boss Jie's people, but the goods were shipped by Qin Saao's people, so Boss Jie wanted to use the excuse that they subcontracted fake goods to him, so as to blow up money. "Chengyu flipped through the leaflet in his hand symbolically, and there were some antique identification items in it that he couldn't understand, anyway, they were prepared by Boss Jie.

"Then what kind of woman are we looking for?" Jin Mao waved the paper in his hand speechlessly.

Cheng Yu smiled wryly: "It's like this. Originally, I wanted Sister Liu to confront Qin Sao Niang face to face. It would be interesting to have two strong women fight together. Ah, no, it's mainly Sister Liu..." Cheng Yu aimed Glancing at Situ, Sister Liu hates Situ the most in her life. How could she help him? Cheng Yu sighed and continued: "Sister Liu doesn't want to come back either, so let's find someone to pretend to be, as long as we can trick Mother Qin out of here." , with these proofs, she can't deny her fate."

In fact, Chengyu didn't understand why Boss Jie made it so complicated, and the boss agreed. Based on Chengyu's understanding of the boss, if he wanted to take revenge, he would definitely not beat around the bush like this. He would definitely lead a group of brothers to smash the scene. That's deterrent.

"Boss, I heard that Mrs. Qin Sao has been avoiding you recently. You don't want to use this to get her out, do you?" Huang Mao flipped through the pages of antique appraisal and couldn't understand, so he asked Situ bluntly.The latter picked his nails and answered very casually: "Although they are private transactions, they follow proper procedures, and the antique transactions are also signed by Qin Sao's name. But it’s not about money.”

Situ smiled, neither cold nor hot.

"As expected of Boss Jie, he knows how to play tricks." Huang Mao sighed.

Things are easy to do, the bald head and the yellow hair each find a woman who is similar to Sister Liu and buy them off with money, and each share a share of Sister Liu's human skin|mask to change the appearance, and then put on a set to make it hotter. It's easy to memorize the lines in your clothes.As for why both of them are looking for it, one is to prevent the time being lost when they can't find it, and the other is to prevent Qin Sao Niang from knowing the inside story and killing her.

The bald head and the yellow hair vowed that there was no problem and left. Situ raised his eyebrows and watched the door close and gave Cheng Yu a set. He put his arm around Zhang Heng's shoulder and said, "The bodyguard will borrow you for two days first, for my own safety." priority."

In the words of silver, it is triple insurance.

Things did go smoothly according to the plan. On the third day, during the lunch hour, Situ took the mute who had been discharged from the hospital to the luncheon prepared by Qin Saoniang. The private room was very large and bright. Sitting opposite Qin Sao Niang, and the mute was arranged next door.

"Yo, long time no see, you've become handsome again~" Qin Sao Niang smiled very charmingly, curling the corners of her delicate lips.

"Of course, it's only right and proper." Situ tossed his hair and didn't know how to be modest at all.

Qin Sao Niang pretended to be looking forward to the door, she rolled her eyes and said with a smile: "Sister Liu said she would come, why, is she feeling unwell?"

Apparently knowingly asked, Situ had just received the news that the bald-headed and yellow-haired people were assassinated on the way, and when the people Chengyu went to pick them up, they found that they had died on their own bed. It can be said that Situ's plan fell through in an instant. It's no wonder Qin Sao Niang is unhappy.

Situ waved his hand and didn't care at all: "I told you it's a bed warming fee for you." Situ stared at Qin Sao Niang with a half-smile, and she could see that it was the smile when they met in Haitian. Killed her smile.

"Situ, you can't be..." Before Qin Sao Niang finished speaking, the door of the private room was pushed open, Qin Sao Niang was facing the door so she could see clearly, she actually saw Liu Ying's imposing manner He walked over with long legs, and his high heels made a crisp sound on the marble floor.

At that moment, Sister Qin thought it was Liu Ying herself.

"Could it be that you asked someone to pretend to be Sister Liu to confuse the public?" Qin Sao Niang asked in surprise, and then she appeared on the stage?

"Ah?" Situ was taken aback, and was also surprised when he turned his head to see the tall figure with a fiery figure. He didn't think Liu Ying would be so kind as to fly over to help him. Could it be that Cheng Yu found two people?

Situ got up to give way to Liu Ying and walked quickly to the door. There was only Cheng Yu in a daze at the door.

"Where's Zhang Heng? Where's my bodyguard!" Situ grabbed Cheng Yu's shoulder and stared at him, which woke Cheng Yu up immediately.Cheng Yu's faltering appearance made Situ feel uneasy. Could it be that he was also assassinated?Didn't you say that your own safety comes first?

Cheng Yu hesitated and pointed to Sister Liu who was negotiating with Qin Sao Niang, and said uncertainly, "It's him, he's Zhang Heng."

"Huh?" Situ was at a loss when he heard that, what and what, how could Zhang Heng be Liu Ying.

Cheng Yu slapped his face hard twice to wake himself up, and then explained in a low voice: "The model was already dead when we went to pick up the person. After I finished the report, I wanted to take Zhang Heng back first and wait for you to come back. As a result, Zhang Heng Said he had a way, so he took the mask and clothes into the room, and when he came out..." Cheng Yu still can't believe that a 1.8-meter-old man can turn into a woman!

Situ looked at Sister Liu suspiciously, not only the voice was the same, but even the tone of the speech was the same, especially the appearance of throwing the antique appraisal leaflet on the table and pulling out the small pistol|gun and bursting out with angry eyes was almost carved out of the same mold.

Situ laughed as he watched. This guy is getting more and more mysterious.

The scene of the confrontation between the two women did not involve Situ, but he was really interested in Zhang Heng who turned into a woman, so he thought of teasing him.Situ went over and used to tease her first, then sat beside Sister Liu.Sister Liu gave him a wary look and continued to recite her lines with Qin Saoniang.

It has to be said that even Qin Saoniang was fooled by this actor-level acting, thinking that she was coming, and cold sweat broke out on her forehead.It is impossible for her to make a fake, knowing that these are all the other party's acting, but she can't resist.She just wanted to kill the fake Liu Ying. After all, she knew Situ very well. As long as no one negotiated for him, Situ, who hated trouble, would not pursue him anymore. This level was passed.

But someone came forward for him, and it was Liu Ying herself, it was terrible.

"Liu Damei, I haven't seen her beautiful legs for a few days. Is it because someone broke her place and can't even hold the paper?" Situ didn't give Sister Liu a chance to react and pinched Sister Liu's ass with his paw: "Hey, ass It's all warped."

Sister Liu's pupils shrank, she stood up abruptly and stepped on Situ's crotch: "I warn you, if you dare to attack my mother again, I will castrate you!"

Situ didn't expect Sister Liu to use this trick, so he quickly shrank back in fright. Fortunately, the sofa was big enough to hide.I saw Sister Liu's high heels stuck straight into the leather sofa, and her front feet slowly came down and lightly stepped on Situ's lifeline.

Situ broke into a cold sweat, C, it's serious.

Situ pretended to be calm with his arms resting on the back of the sofa in a casual posture. Starting from Sister Liu's feet and moving his gaze upwards, he saw the male parts wrapped in black silk under the miniskirt.Situ almost laughed out loud, and directly raised his eyes to meet Sister Liu's, and teased, "Miss Liu Damei, you are the one who seduce me with black silk."

There was a strange look in Sister Liu's eyes, she only hesitated for half a second before she drew her gun and shot Situ in the head.Situ knew that Sister Liu was coming for real, so he quickly tilted his head to avoid it. The bullet flew past his hair, leaving a smell of burnt hair in his nose.

C, this boring show is too entertaining.

However, this hot temper is not bad.

Situ grabbed her leg with one hand and her waist with the other, and threw Sister Liu onto the sofa without hesitation and pressed her onto the sofa, with her small pistol on her forehead.Regardless of the threat on his forehead, Situ put his knee between Sister Liu's legs.When Sister Liu was moved, she subconsciously clamped her legs, which made Situ feel even more heartbroken. Situ squeezed in with his knees again, and saw Sister Liu's eyes changed. She only said "You!" He came up and bit his lips.

"Then I won't bother you, you continue." Qin Sao Niang didn't care how they got together, she only knew that if she stayed any longer, she would be in danger, very dangerous.

Situ looked at Qin Sao Niang who was the source of the sound, clicked his tongue and looked at the person below him, who gave him a hard look, almost staring him hard.Situ muttered, "This scavenger..." He dragged Sister Liu up and stopped Sister Qin.

"The good show has just begun, how can the protagonist exit?"

Situ clapped his hands, and eight big men broke in from the door, one of them was holding the mute in the next room.This action made both Chengyu and Qin Sao Niang break out in sweat, so it's fine to clean up Qin Sao Niang, but why even his sister-in-law was arrested? Could it be that the love these days is all fake?

"You, what are you going to do? This is my territory." Qin Sao Niang stepped back.

"Your territory, only if someone knows you are here." Situ smiled: "The human skin|mask is really easy to use."

Qin Sao Niang was surprised when she was kicked by a big man on the shoulders and knelt on the ground with the mute. Qin Sao Niang looked at the mute and then at Liu Ying, unable to figure out what was going on: "You, you can't even see him. Don't let it go?" Qin Sao Niang looked at the mute and then at Situ.

"It's just a fresh picture, what should I do if I pissed off my wife?"

Sister Liu didn't bother to talk to Situ, since he had seen the jade ring on Qin Saomao's neck since he entered the room, he walked over and pulled it off.At this time, a claw was wrapped around her waist, Liu Ying turned around and wanted to slap Situ across the face, and the finger wrench was snatched from her hand.

"It's dirty, I'll buy you a new one." The fingers were clenched into fists, and when they were separated, the fingers had turned into powder.Situ put his mouth close to Sister Liu's ear, and said softly, "Just go out and wait for me like this, the next scene is not suitable for children."

Sister Liu watched Situ turn and leave, bringing along Chengyu who was in confusion.

"Situ, what on earth do you want to do! Isn't it just money, I'll give it to you!" Qin Sao Niang cried.

"I'll take the money myself, so you don't have to worry about it." Situ sat on the sofa and looked at the two kneeling people in front of him, one glaring and the other crying, which made Situ upset.

"Can you cry in front of so many people? Bring some boiling water." Situ waved his hand, and the big man beside him was embarrassed.

"Boss, where can I get you boiling water?"

"I c, that gasoline." Situ was depressed.

The big man frowned and said, "I'll go downstairs and steal some for you?"

"C, hurry up." Situ kicked the big man, picked the highest degree on the table and held it on top of Qin Sao Niang's head and began to fall slowly. Qin Sao Niang suddenly turned pale and stared at Situ in horror, screaming desperately : "Kill me, kill me if it's a man!"

"You have to enjoy the pain slowly before you can fully understand it. Offending Lao Tzu is your biggest mistake."

The author has something to say: _(:з)∠)_ Let’s talk about the timeline for nothing. Although the name of the article is the summer solstice in January, it is actually from June [-]th to August [-]th, two months. , there is no way, the summer solstice and autumn in February are so ugly [enough, the name is useless]

The date of this chapter is August [-]st

Everyone knows that August NO.17 is the day when a group goes to Changbai Mountain to pick up my brother, so let’s do it

_(:з)∠)_If I remember correctly...

↓ Make up the numbers, I don’t want to change the update time [Obsessive Compulsive Disorder] I can change the illustrations in the future

☆、Chapter [-]、Drunk

Situ just came out of the private room when Huang Mao came.

"Damn it, what's going on with the screaming?" Huang Mao stared at Situ cautiously with cold sweat all over his head.

"Ah, it's okay, the Sao girls are going to find a better Sao to serve her. It's busy inside, so why don't you join in the fun?" Situ smiled and patted Huang Mao's shoulder and continued, "As a big brother, good things never happen. Don't forget brother."

"Haha, I, I don't need it, I have a bad heart, I..." Huang Mao knew that something was wrong and backed away, and his body hit a wall. Huang Mao looked back in horror and saw a big man holding his hand Carrying a bucket of petrol.

Situ glanced at Huang Mao, and said to the big man, "Bring it in and take care of it."

The big man nodded and dragged Huang Mao into the private room like a chicken, that was hell on earth.

Situ looked at the frightened Cheng Yu and asked, "Where's Liu Damei?"

"Ah, ah, Sister Liu, no, Zhang Heng is here..." It was not the first time Cheng Yu heard how cruel Situ was, but it was the first time he saw it with his own eyes. The fear that rose from the bottom of his heart made him He kept his head down, not daring to look directly into Situ's eyes.

At this time, the door of the private room next door opened and a young man came out with exquisite facial features and sharp water chestnuts.

"I C, who asked you to change it back, I haven't ced that woman yet..." Appearing together with the word "Ni" is the small pistol on Situ's crotch.Situ immediately apologized and said, "Oh, don't take it seriously."

Cheng Yu is stupid, there is only one person in the world who can make Situ so flattering.Cheng Yu was completely dumbfounded when he saw that familiar expressionless face, and rubbed his eyes fiercely. The person in front of him was indeed his sister-in-law.What is going on here, Zhang Heng has become Sister Liu, and Sister Liu has become a sister-in-law. Is Yirong really so magical?

"Don't look at it, look at the fee."

With lingering fear, Situ confiscated the little brother's pistol, put his arms around Xiaoman's waist graciously, showing a nostalgic expression, and said, "I haven't seen your face for a long time, do you want to continue with the previous..."

He was punched in the stomach.

"C..."

Situ clutched his stomach and followed the younger brother who was leaving quickly, explaining that Chengyu left today after the holiday.Situ held the little brother's hand and was still imagining the scene just now. Although he was wearing Liu Ying's face, the body was the little brother's right.

"I said Mensao, can you still change your voice? Call me husband, let me hear?" Situ pestered the little brother with interest, and the little brother stared at Situ impatiently. If he knew that Situ only wanted to lure Qin Sao to come forward He didn't bother to pretend to be a woman until he came up with a true and false identification of what was there and what wasn't!

"You can still shrink your bones? Even your muscles can shrink into a woman. Really, does your lower body shrink even tighter?"

The little brother narrowed his eyes and pushed Situ against the wall, put his two oddly long fingers against Situ's groin, and threatened, "Believe it or not, I will castrate you."

Situ laughed and grabbed the little brother's ass with both hands and hugged him: "Believe, believe, I know you have the guts."

The little brother glared at Situ, and then Situ let go of the little brother and took his hand.

"I heard that a kind of tattoo ring is popular recently. Let's go?" Situ raised his eyebrows and looked at the younger brother. The younger brother turned his face away and ignored him, letting Situ drag him out of the restaurant.At this time, a taxi stopped at the door, and a girl got out of it. Seeing the two big men holding hands, she didn't say anything, covered her mouth and smiled, and passed by.

Situ didn't know where there was a tattoo shop and just dragged the little brother into the taxi, but before he could speak, he saw the black muzzle of the gun pointing directly at his forehead, followed by a muffled bang.Situ was stunned for a moment, the younger brother quickly raised the muzzle of the gun, pulled the driver's wrist vigorously and hit him with a hand knife on the back of the neck, the movement was clean and neat.

"Ah, um." Situ slammed his lips and raised his eyebrows to look at the younger brother. It seemed that his defensive reflexes were not aimed at himself.He raised his hands to applaud the younger brother, but was cast a sideways glance by the younger brother: "Deserves to be shot."

Situ knew that he was being despised, but he reacted slowly because he was not afraid of death, just like the last time he was shot by a male fox, didn't he just avoid a vital point, just a little injury.

Following the little brother out of the car, Situ hung up the phone to the big man upstairs and told them to settle the matter. Anyway, the driver installed a muffler and didn't make much noise, but the broken rear window made a big noise.Situ stopped another car and said he was looking for the best tattoo parlor. The driver was very talkative and wondered why he didn't take the taxi in front of him. Situ said that the driver's drunk driving had broken the rear window and it was too dangerous, so he fooled him.

The tattoo shop is not big. When the two of them entered, a young couple had already tattooed their rings. The man hugged the woman and said softly, "In this way, I will be your only man. If you want to divorce, you have to chop off your fingers."

The woman hammered the man's chest and chuckled, "Hateful."

Situ watched the couple leave, and told the tattoo artist that they also had rings tattooed.The tattoo artist gave them a weird look, then nodded and asked what kind of tattoo he wanted to pick out. If he didn't like the one he picked for a long time, he asked the tattoo artist to design one for them.

"How about this, you can tattoo a dragon for me, and a unicorn for him, and ask for any price." Situ said.

The tattoo artist clicked his tongue twice and nodded to indicate that I will work hard.

After four hours of hard work to get everything done, Situ flicked his swollen fingers and copied the conversation between the couple just now and said to the younger brother: "In this way, I will be your only man. If you want a divorce, you have to chop off your fingers."

Then, she was cast a blank look.

"Damn, why don't you speak according to the script!"

Situ asked for the pattern of the ring and paid a lot of money before leaving. Situ's plan was to find another gold shop to get a real ring.Custom-made rings are not as efficient as tattoos. After paying the deposit and the pattern, Situ took his brother to finish dinner and then returned home.

When passing by the entrance of the corridor, Situ suddenly asked the little brother: "How about the human skin | mask, will it be uncomfortable?"

The little brother walked in without answering, and Situ clicked his tongue: "It's better when it's still Zhang Heng, at least he will answer me."

The little brother turned back to look at Situ, and said calmly, "If you talk nonsense, I will castrate you."

"Damn, you like my dick so much? You have to talk about it every day to be reconciled? Do you want to suck it now?"

The little brother squinted, and Situ immediately shut his mouth and followed in desperation.

Time is pulled back to the day of the transaction.

Situ was really stunned when he saw Qin Sao Niang appearing together with the younger brother. He couldn't believe that such a heartless person would be seduced by a woman, so he grabbed the fake younger brother's right hand, and the fingers Normal length.Then he called to make sure that the little brother was safe, but the mobile phone was in the hands of the fake little brother.

This is bad news, if it's not that the little brother was kidnapped or silenced, no matter what it is, it's bad news.Situ calmed down to see what kind of tricks Qin Sao Niang could play. During this period of time, he could only drink repeatedly to numb himself and stop worrying about that boring show.

On the night of the seventh day, Situ wobbled back home and pressed the password for a long time before he could press it correctly. As soon as he entered the room, he felt something rushing up his throat. Without even thinking about it, he rushed into the bathroom and hugged the toilet. , propped up his body and washed his face, then fell weakly on the tiles, trying to fall asleep, the tiles were indeed wet.

Only then did Situ realize that water droplets were falling on his unkempt head. Situ managed to open one eye and vaguely saw a naked figure standing on top of his head, so he laughed: "Where is the beautiful girl?" , let uncle CaoCao." His eyes moved down: "C, you still have a handle."

That person is the little brother.

The younger brother kicked Situ on the shoulder, and Situ just lay there without moving, looking really drunk.The younger brother knelt down and wanted to throw Situ out of the bathroom with a frown, but just as he squatted down, he was pressed to the ground by Situ like a hungry tiger, and the kiss fell down.The water mist spread in front of my eyes, my little brother squinted his eyes and stared at the ceiling, the light was too bright and turned off.

Kissed on the body, Situ's hands can't wait to separate the little brother's legs and touch the restricted area.The little brother covered his eyes with his arms to hide the water mist, but before the expected touch came, the person on his body became silent.The little brother lay on the ground and waited for a while, making sure that Situ would not cheat on the corpse again before sitting up.

Situ fell asleep, although his chest didn't heave, like a corpse.

The little brother looked down at Situ's side face, parted the bangs on his forehead, and raised the corners of his lips.

"Fool."

The next day Situ sat up suddenly from the bed like a fake corpse, looked around hastily but couldn't find the person he wanted to see, and heaved a long sigh.He vaguely remembered last night...

There was an extra glass in sight, the water in the glass was still shaking, Situ froze for a moment and looked along his arm, his mouth opened wide when he saw a familiar face.dream?Apart from using dreams to explain Situ, he couldn't find a more suitable word.

The little brother raised his eyebrows and looked at the stupid Situ, and took a step forward to bring the water glass close to his open mouth. When he felt the cold water pouring into his throat, Situ quickly leaned back and swallowed it.Until the little brother put the water glass on the bedside table and looked at him with his arms crossed, Situ thought it was just a realistic dream.

"Uh..." Situ forced himself to calm down and organize his words: "I came back by myself yesterday?"

The little brother nodded.

Situ looked down at the clean clothes on his body: "I took a shower and changed my clothes?"

The little brother looked at him and nodded.

Situ laughed "Oh" and said, "I'm so damn good, I still know how to climb into bed and sleep when I'm unconscious."

The little brother looked at Situ calmly.

Situ jumped out of bed and faced his little brother, the smile on his face was too gentle like an illusion.Then Situ suddenly changed his face: "I C, you really think that I have amnesia and don't remember anything. I CCCC, I touched my ass, and no one resisted. I fell asleep like a fucking meow. It's a shame all my life!"

Situ held his head and roared frantically.

The little brother moved his eyes to look at Situ, and the corner of his mouth moved.

"Why, am I funny?" Situ stared at the younger brother dissatisfiedly, like a big child.

The little brother nodded.

"My shit." Situ hugged his head in a panic, his voice stopped suddenly, Situ straightened out his messy hair calmly, grabbed the little brother's shoulder and looked straight into his eyes: "You took a shower last night, didn't you?"

The little brother didn't know what Situ was going to do when he suddenly asked, so he nodded.

"I was drunk last night, right?"

nod.

"I touched you last night, didn't I?"

nod.

"I kissed you last night, didn't I?"

nod.

"I can fuck you tonight, right?"

The little brother didn't respond.

Damn, ghosts and ghosts.

Situ continued to hold his head and frantically: "I C, I won't take someone like you!"

Situ calmed down again, grabbed the little brother's shoulder and said very, very seriously: "Well, I'll go get drunk tonight, and then let's replay last night. I swear that I will never fall asleep. I don't believe it. your turn."

The younger brother looked at Situ with raised eyebrows and crossed his chest.

"I C, don't refuse, it's a deal!"

The little brother stared at Situ, stepped forward between Situ's feet, looked straight into his eyes with zero distance, and spoke softly.

"Cao, why wait until night?"

Situ was taken aback for a moment, his whole body was crisp to the bone, and he seemed a little weak in hugging the younger brother's body.

"MD, I seem to be drunk."

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That sentence was actually very common, but to Situ it was more important than anything else.

"MD, I seem to be drunk."

The little brother leaned on Situ's shoulder and closed his eyes, his voice sounded muffled: "It's you who didn't grow."

Situ suddenly realized