The whole world loves my nemesis

10

Ji Yanchu said: "Baby, you see that you have used this trick N times, but it doesn't matter, I am very dedicated, and I will follow your old-fashioned way."

【Funny, who the hell is old-fashioned】

[I don’t know who is outputting earthy love words every day]

[I was teased by someone who didn't know, hurry up and accept this supernatural power]

【I really want to know, does this person know how to write the word shy?】

【No, he doesn't even know how to write the word face】

"Any form of personal attack on the anchor is prohibited. I am a serious university graduate, so I have reported it," Ji Yanchu propped his chin and slowly muted these "black fans" for 5 minutes, "Who else is there?" Accused me that I don't understand the word shy?"

Ji Yanchu turned on the microphone, choked her throat, and said, "Little brother, baby~ just give me your clothes, I'll make you a mobile backpack, and I'll give you the head~"

【vomit】

[thus1: really speechless]

【unlucky】

[If you have the guts, don't ban me, I still have a trumpet! 】

[Why do you deprive the audience of the live broadcast room of 5 minutes of speaking time!You domineering landowner! 】

After a while, Ji Xun asked: "Want to wear my clothes?"

Ji Yanchu pretended to be shy and said, "Yes! Yes brother."

Ji Xun said coldly: "Then think about it."

Ji Yanchu: "..."

This guy doesn't take hard and soft.

Ji Yanchu curled his lips, and said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Look at how difficult he is, he is ruthless and hard-hearted. I'm afraid his DF uniform is welded to his body. What's wrong with wearing it for me? I Sooner or later..."

Ji Xun broke the window and jumped from the second floor. Ji Yanchu just got a nose and was not in a hurry to follow. He just yelled, "Baby, wait for me."

When Ji Yanchu moved out slowly, he saw Ji Xun motionless on the haystack.

"Honey, are you disconnected? Why don't you move?"

Ji Yanchu looked at the lower left corner, there was no sign of disconnection behind thus1's id, he aimed the gun at thus1's head, maybe thus1 went away temporarily to do something.

"E-sports is not allowed to be distracted, I will kill him now..."

Before he finished speaking, thus1 in the picture moved. He cut the gun in his hand to his back, jumped on the haystack, and then fell back to the same place.

Ji Yanchu immediately sensed something was wrong, thus1 was stuck with a bug.

Ji Yanchu manipulated the character to squat down in front of thus1, swayed his body from side to side, and burst out laughing.

thus1 looked at him coldly, seemed to have given up struggling and remained motionless.

Ji Yanchu said: "What's this called? There is nowhere to find it if you break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it. God has eyes, and I am hereby rewarding me for working so hard. I have five first-aid kits now, and I will wait for the two of us to compare our lives." Long. Heh, man, scream, even if you break your throat, no one will come to save you."

After Ji Yanchu finished speaking, he turned on the game mic after watching for a while, and said with an anxious voice, "Baby, are you stuck with a bug? The blue hole is simply unforgivable! I'll go find someone right now." The motorcycle will save you!"

【Pack!Continue to install]

[thus1 look at his joyful back]

[He said he wanted to save you, but in fact he was happy in his heart, and even wanted to make up for it]

[Help, what love is not love, there is no love in e-sports]

[DF uniform has successfully loaded 90.00% nine]

Ye Yi also noticed this, and asked: "Who is so, why are you two not moving?"

Ji Yanchu said: "My baby has a bug, I'll go find a motorcycle."

There are many kinds of bugs in this game, and it is already a routine operation of pubg, such as driving a motorcycle and suddenly ascending to the sky, landing in the ground when parachuting, getting stuck in various small corners, and suddenly falling to death while walking...

In short, you can't think of it, and you can't do it without pubg.

Que Yue said: "It's time to shrink the circle, it's too late, let's go with us first. I have encountered this bug before, and the motorcycle can't help it."

Generally, when encountering such a situation, there is no way to solve it, and one has to be relieved by oneself, otherwise one can only wait for the poison circle to shrink and die outside the circle.

There is a chance of getting out of trouble by hitting with a vehicle, but Ji Yanchu knows very well that this method is basically useless.

Ji Yanchu suddenly said: "I found it. You go first, I will come later."

The poisonous circle had already been brushed over, Ji Yanchu rode his motorcycle and ran retrograde into the circle, heading towards a certain point on the mini-map.

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[It was originally a beautiful picture, but I don’t know who’s dirty voice is known to me]

【Damn, scumbag】

[Brothers and sisters, you are the ones who don’t know how to knock, like me, I don’t know who is xDF uniform, I will never be]

[This cp! ! thus1: The mistress is actually myself]

Ji Yanchu drove the motorcycle into the haystack.

As he expected, this operation has no effect on the established facts.

Two people are in the drug circle, the characters start to emit green blood, and the blood volume in the lower left corner starts to drop.

Ji Yanchu threw a first-aid kit on the ground and said, "You pack a first-aid kit first."

Ji Yanchu added: "I only have two left, one for each of us."

【Just now you told us that you have five】

[In addition to five first aid kits, you also have Coke and bandages]

[I don't know who the profile is: a liar]

Ji Xun stared at the characters manipulated by Ji Yanchu on the screen, wanting to make a hole in this pile of data, it would be best to see through Ji Yanchu's pretentiousness through the network cable.

Ji Xun followed Ji Yanchu's wishes and said, "I'll throw the equipment on the ground."

Ji Yanchu snapped her fingers happily, but still turned on the mic and said, "No, I want to eat chicken with my baby, I don't want to go alone, I'm not complete by myself."

Ji Yanchu turned off the Mai and instructed in the live broadcast room: "See? I will use three sentences to ask men to take off the DF uniform, which is limited to 500 pieces worldwide. I will not teach it a second time. Everyone here will now teach Pay for it."

【Double-faced and three-knife hahahahahahaha】

【Your words are secretive, even three hundred sentences can't stop you】

[thus1: I'm so bored, give it to him, let me be quiet]

【I really want to send thus1 a link to the live broadcast so that he can see your real face】

【Poor thus1 fell for it】

thus1 threw the equipment all over the place.

"Baby, don't do this...don't make such a decision for me."

Ji Yanchu pretended to cry for a while, and squatted beside him looking forward to it. He searched for a long time among the messy guns, backpacks, helmets, and Coke on the ground, but he didn't find the DF uniform he was thinking about.

Ji Yanchu reminded meanderingly: "Baby, give me your clothes, I'll take them to eat chicken, just like you are by my side, hoot."

Ji Xun looked at him and said casually, "Oh, it's welded to me."

Ji Yanchu thought: If you don't want to give it to you, just say no.How could PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds not be able to take off his clothes.

He complained like this in his heart, but after a while he felt that the description thus1 was slightly familiar.

Then he heard a voice from thus1 that seemed to be a little far away, the voice said: "See? I will use three sentences to ask a man to take off the DF uniform, which is limited to 500 pieces worldwide... "

This familiar voice.

Did he just say that?In particular, he acted for a long time in the live broadcast room and in the game, with one person playing two roles. When did Thus1 enter the live broadcast room, and what else did you hear besides this sentence?

[I wiped and overturned the car and overturned the car]

[I don’t know who you are talking to, I know you are at home, don’t hide inside and keep silent]

[I don’t know who died at the scene]

[thus1 is so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, actually recording]

[Laughing to death, one thing drops one thing]

Ji Yanchu was suddenly ashamed, the blood from his limbs rushed straight to his head.He reached out and immediately turned off the microphone, so as not to hear more.

Ji Yanchu slowed down in this shame for a while, relying on his face like a city wall to overcome the superfluous emotion of human beings - shame.

He emphasized to the live broadcast room: "What is a car overturned in front of my darling! I was suddenly checked, that's all."

Ji Yanchu said: "Baby, why don't you tell me if you want to watch my live broadcast, just tell me your ID, and I will set you up as a noble house manager, and you don't have to work, just be in charge of beauty..."

【Does thus1 still believe your nonsense】

[Is thus1 still in the live broadcast room? ? ?Look at me, look at me, I won't lie to you]

【Thus1 just forgive whoever, really, next time he dares (sincerely)】

【Search thus1id in the live broadcast room】

Before Ji Yanchu could finish speaking, he saw thus1 suddenly move, and he was already riding on Ji Yanchu's motorcycle, "Three sentences, let this idiot give me a ride on the motorcycle."

After he finished speaking, he rode away on a motorcycle.

【This false bug】

[Laughing to death, I don’t know who is babbling for a long time, thus1 has already entered the circle]

Ji Yanchu ran fast with the motorcycle, and said: "Brother, if you don't take me on the back seat of a small motorcycle, the audience in the live broadcast room won't be angry. It's so scary, unlike me riding a motorcycle on the back seat and also carrying me." elder brother."

["Find's little fan" smashed rotten eggs x2 in the "I don't know who" live broadcast room]

["I don't know who it is, little trash" smashed rotten eggs in the "I don't know who it is" live broadcast room x2]

["Find Haola" smashed a cat's tail with a hammer x10 in the "I don't know who" live broadcast room]

["The social dead anchor has paid attention" smashed rotten eggs x2 in the "I don't know who" live broadcast room]

["Find number one on the list of rotten eggs" smashed your short leg x5 in the "I don't know who" live broadcast room]

The barrage and presents quarreled for a while.

Ji Yanchu simply didn't expect that this wave of rotten eggs would come at this time.

Obviously, the scene of his social death will have a "long history" on the Internet later.

Ji Yanchu said indifferently: "It's already here, just pay attention before leaving."

I find fans and I don't know who has been grudges for a long time.

After entering the live broadcast room, some people were responsible for smashing rotten eggs, and the other part was responsible for fighting with the audience who didn't know who was in the live broadcast room.

After a while, find fans found that find himself was actually hanging in someone's live broadcast room.

[? ? ? find is also there? ? ? 】

[Find can actually watch the live broadcast... sos]

【I made a mistake, my brother】

Immediately, a dozen new posts with different titles popped up on the bantam forum.

Shock!Bantam has two major streams, top1&top2 epic in the same frame.Speed, comrades!Click on the link to jump to the onlookers!

The live broadcast room was silent for three seconds. Why is this person still watching his play in the live broadcast room? Ji Yanchu will not show mercy to the deadly enemy who came to the door. He immediately said: "Crazy, you don't have a live broadcast room yourself..."

Before he could swear at find, when question marks filled the screen in the live broadcast room, the live broadcast room was completely dark, and there was only one line left on the screen——

The short-legged cat has gone back to Meow Star, Meow?(?˙o˙?)?.

Ji Yanchu tried to restart the live broadcast but failed.

After the find bastard appeared, his live broadcast room actually exploded.

He just found out the thus1 dialog box from WeChat, and Ye Yi's new message popped up directly——

Ten yuan a piece: What's the situation? ? ?

Ten yuan a piece: [picture]

Ji Yanchu clicked on the picture, and it was a screenshot of the hot search on Weibo.

#Short-legged cat paralyzed#

#find I don’t know who the century is in the same frame#

The website is broken.

Ji Yanchu wanted to drop the keyboard.