The whole world loves my nemesis

14

Ji Xun turned off the microphone, and the corner of his mouth curled up.

Ji Yanchu followed Ji Xun, completely forgetting about bringing in newbies to the back of his mind, and asked eloquently: "Hey, baby, what do you know? Tell me, let me also fully understand you Inner world, the two of us are so close..."

Ji Xun interrupted him and said, "No."

Ji Yanchu became anxious, and said: "You have it, why don't you tell me, are you unhappy?"

【So what do you know baby】

【Know who is a scumbag hahaha】

[You don't even want awm, what do you think I know? 】

Ji Xun repeated: "I'm not unhappy."

Although Ji Yanchu had doubts in his heart, he couldn't ask any questions, so he followed thus1 step by step, and said, "It's good that you're fine. If you feel sad, just tell me. I'm always here."

After saying this sentence, he obviously saw that thus1's movements had stagnated a bit.

At this time, Kong Kong interjected, interrupting the difficult conversation between the two of them, and said, "Hey, baby, he doesn't want to..."

Ji Yanchu's teeth were sore when she called her baby, and he said, "You're not tired of it, what kind of baby do you call him by name? Is that your baby?"

[Century joke, I don’t know who said it is empty and tired]

[Who and so did you not watch your own live broadcast replay, Tired of Crooked Encyclopedia]

【oppressive rule】

【thus1 is just your baby】

Kong Kong was choked for a moment, and soon pulled himself together, and said, "I'm not barking after you, I'm doing as the Romans do, and my darling didn't say anything, did I, darling."

Ji Yanchu was brainwashed by the word "baby", and was about to continue arguing with Kong Kong, only to hear Ji Xun say "hmm".

Ji Xun suppressed his voice and asked, "Which one do you want?"

Kongkong thought about it seriously, but she really didn't know much about eating chicken, so she said, "Which one is the best? I want the best one."

Listening to Kong Kong's words, Ji Xun turned the character slightly to the side, making sure that Ji Yanchu could clearly see his movements, and removed the AWM on his shoulders in a smooth manner.

Before thus1 was called a baby by him, he was very reluctant, not to mention taking the initiative to claim this nickname, and deleted one of his steam friends for this matter.

Is this double standard a little too serious.

Kong Kong, a rookie who has just entered the chicken-eating world, does not yet understand the preciousness of DF uniforms. The baby has been claimed by thus1, and it is not far away that AWM is willing to donate DF uniforms.

Ji Yanchu's sense of crisis sounded the alarm, quickly squeezed into the middle of the two, separated them forcefully, and said, "I warn you, men and women don't know each other. If you do this kind of thing in my live broadcast room, I will The live broadcast room will be blocked."

Kong Kong was pushed aside: "You lied to ghosts! What happened to us? Don't squeeze, my gun!"

Ji Yanchu suddenly paused, and suddenly turned to the side and said in surprise: "Hey, that's not a Tanabata-limited skin! It's so pretty!"

[Why didn't I know that there is a Tanabata-limited skin for eating chicken? 】

【This is also deceiving Kongkong】

Kongkong subconsciously followed the direction he was looking at and turned his head, "Where is it? What kind of look? It looks better than mine?"

Ji Yanchu quickly turned her head, lowered her head and quickly picked up AWM.

Well, AWM mine, DF uniform is mine too.

Waiting for Kong Kong to look at the open and empty grassland, he turned his head and saw Ji Yanchu running away with AWM on his back.

"..."

【Kong Kong, this big fool, has been cheated n times in a single game】

【one game one Dream】

[Is this bringing in newbies? Excuse me, this is how you bring in newbies.]

[Today's baby is so weird, but I really like it]

Ji Yanchu said: "What's mine is yours, and what's yours is mine. We don't distinguish between each other, we are entangled with each other, don't make it so clear."

Kong Kong: "Who is so, did you see the host competition? The rules for double registration."

Ji Yanchu said truthfully, "I just finished watching."

Kongkong said: "We have a group chat, the host competes in the blind date corner, I will pull you in, and a thousand miles of marriage will be linked."

Kongkong said with emotion: "It's a pity that I can't find find, otherwise whoever partners with him will win."

Ji Yanchu was about to explode when he heard Find, and said, "Is it because I'm not strong enough? Play games with me, and you still have fantasies about other dog men."

Ji Xun's voice sounded, and he seemed a little surprised and asked: "What dog man?"

Before Ji Xun could exert his strength, the mobile phone he put on the table rang.

He picked it up and took a look. It was a personal assistant's phone, so he picked it up.

The other hand went to click the mouse, only to find that the page was stuck.

Ji Xun casually tapped it twice again, but it didn't work. He didn't care about the game anymore, but picked up his phone and walked out of the bedroom.

Ji Yanchu almost forgot that there was a lost young man who urgently needed to be rescued by him, and he opened his eyes and said nonsense: "Baby, it's not what you think, I'm talking about a man who has a dog, a dog man. I didn't say that find means a dog man."

【Described more and more black】

[Laughing to death, why did you deny in front of thus1 that he called Find a dog man]

[So thus1 is a fan of Find? ? ? #MeToo! 】

[Declared war with thus1, I don't know who is mine]

Ji Yanchu didn't get a response for a long time, and saw that the cursor belonging to thus1 in the lower left corner was always in one place without moving.

He pushed the door open and saw thus1 running towards a tree.

Ji Yanchu crouched at the base of the wall and opened the magnifying glass to observe the back of thus1's head.

【Does thus1 know that you observe him with a magnifying glass】

[I feel that this head is surprisingly beautiful]

[After this shot, although you lost love, you got a DF uniform! 】

Ji Yanchu put away his gun and ran to thus1, he looked at the lower left corner, there was a flashing disconnected sign behind thus1's ID.

Ji Yanchu judged: "My baby is offline!"

As he spoke, he jumped twice on the spot, and the air was full of happy bubbles.

Kongkong ran over stumbling, looked at Ji Yanchu bouncing around in place, and asked in confusion: "Why are you so happy when he disconnected?"

[I am familiar with this plot, DF uniforms are easily available]

[Empty and empty, there is no make-up class, welcome to our super talk make-up class]

[Who is this cp sadomasochistic love deep woo woo woo]

As he spoke, he manipulated the characters to move over and squeeze towards thus1, and the characters of thus1 were pushed to the left bit by bit by him, gradually leaving the tree.

thus1 maintained the running posture before disconnecting, and kept jogging forward.

I don't know how many Voldemorts are hidden in this area. Thus1 running alone is like a huge moving target. He said: "Love is to let him go free."

Ji Yanchu seemed to have seen thus1 become a box.

Ji Yanchu was happy in his heart, but he said: "Baby, I can't bear to woo woo woo woo..."

【Fake crying, beat to death】

【Let you be free = go to death】

【Hahahahahahahaha sorry I couldn't help it】

[Who is really unrepentant, I forgot the last time that thus1 pretended to be a card bug]

[I have turned on the screen recording mode]

Soon, he struggled out of this easy-to-get happiness, and said: "Based on past experience and lessons, my baby may have some buffs. I haven't killed him before."

[You know it too! ! ! 】

[It's not that he has a buff, it's just your scumbag debuff]

Ji Yanchu drove a jeep, chased after it, and hit thus1 bit by bit with the jeep, he said: "Shh, don't make a sound, if you hit it, you will be blamed."

Kong Kong shut up immediately, for fear that the blame would be on his own head.

He moved slowly for a long time, and stuck the man into the car.

Thus1 is on the roof of the jeep at this moment.

"How could I leave my baby alone, don't be bloody. I will always protect my baby to enter the finals," Ji Yanchu paused and said, "Hey, I can only take my baby like this The baby is gone, my baby sits so high, what if someone shoots me, I can't protect him immediately."

[I don’t know who’s inner world: shoot him quickly]

[I feel that sitting in a car is more dangerous than letting someone set him free]

[This cpf: Destroy it, I'm tired of it]

When Ji Xun re-logged on the line, he found that the character hadn't died yet.

And he was sitting on the roof of the car, bathing in the hail of bullets.

Ji Xun: "..."

Ji Yanchu opened the mirror to aim furiously, and said with difficulty: "Are you driving a hearse? It's empty!"

Kong Kong: "I've already driven a stroller, but you still let me drive, who is to blame?"

At this time, Ji Yanchu noticed the kill information in the upper right corner——

[anonymous used 98k to knock down lqzhao]

[thus1 used AWM to knock down ygnc]

[thus1 killed offo with an AWM headshot]

Ji Yanchu thought that thus1 would turn into a box in this duel, but thus1 managed to survive again.

He was a little bit disappointed, but the speed of light calmed down his mood. After the three of them got off the car and entered the safe zone, they followed thus1 step by step and said: "Baby, I miss you so much. You are finally here. Me. I just thought of driving you in a jeep. I will protect you well."

Kong Kong couldn't help coughing twice after listening to it.

Ji Yanchu's skin was as thick as a city wall, and he frowned and said, "Drink more water if you have an itchy throat."

Ji Xun asked: "You protect me so much, don't you always want the DF uniform?"

【he is! ! ! 】

[Yes! ! ! 】

Ji Yanchu glanced at the barrage that was revealing his old background, and only turned on the microphone in the live broadcast room and said, "Yes, the truth is like this, but how can I say that. He's such a scumbag. I need to appease him first, he's very annoying. I was moved, and then I sincerely gave the DF uniform to me. I don’t want it once, but ten thousand times. Do you understand.”

[I don’t know who drafted the script himself]

[The longest road thus1 has traveled is someone's routine]

Ji Yanchu opened the mic and said: "How come, what I like is the baby herself, and I love the house and the crow for other things."

Ji Yanchu was very apprehensive, waiting expectantly for the following from thus1, he said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Then he will be very touched, I don't want to wear it, he insists on wearing it for me, if I don't wear it, he will get angry with me, and he will not wear it. If you want to delete my friend, I have to reluctantly..."

Ji Xun suddenly said briskly: "Well, good."

After speaking, he passed by Ji Yanchu's eyes.

Ji Yanchu: "..."

[True interpretation of what is called cooked ducks fly]

【This script sucks, sucks, sucks】