The whole world loves my nemesis

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Ji Yanchu continued to scroll down the post, and found that many people praised the layer master in the post, especially for taking the cp name.

They all said that they have already started knocking, and some people even started to post links. I hope everyone can click to help apply for Shuangsha CP's super chat.

Ji Yanchu: "..."

He cut a few pictures from the back part of this post and sent them all to thus1.

And sent a few crying emojis.

The only official purchasing agent designated by Jitou: Obviously, my baby and I are the cp.

The only officially designated Chicken Head Purchasing Agent: They maliciously slandered me on the forum, how to match find with my name.Such an ugly cp name is definitely because of find's participation.

FI: ?

Ji Yanchu was eloquent, he coded two more lines and clicked to send.

Message sending failed.

[The message has been sent, but was rejected by the other party]

Ji Yanchu: "..."

Not long after, two new messages popped up, Ji Yanchu saw that it was from thus1.

FI: I see

FI:.

He thought he had been released from the blacklist, so he sent an emoji to test him out.The result still fails to send.

Ji Yanchu was really scratching his head, why did thus1 get angry again?

As a senior netizen, he opened Baidu to search for the reason.

But the ones that popped up were all Douban's posts about love life, and he looked through the one with the most replies, "My Girlfriend Seems to be an Alien".

Ji Yanchu opened the post with a little shock, feeling in his heart that this title has more connotations than UC Shock Department, just looking at the title, it has a sense of story.

He pulled up the quilt to cover himself, leaned against the head of the bed and began to browse the posts, intending to learn from the posts and replies.

The host is a man who thinks he has a little talent in languages. He can speak a little bit of eight languages, so there is no obstacle in daily communication.

I dated my girlfriend during college, we were classmates, and we established our relationship not long after.

At the beginning, she behaved very normally, and the communication between us was effective communication.But I'm not sure, I don't know that from a certain day, she was clearly speaking Chinese, but I couldn't understand her meaning at all. If I translated directly in Chinese, she would be very angry, so I didn't dare.

At first I tried to understand what she meant but failed, she was angry and I didn't understand.

I thought about it for a long time, and there was only one amazing but undeniable explanation, that is, my girlfriend was just speaking a foreign language that was similar to Chinese but had a completely different meaning.I searched and found that this language does not belong to any country in the world (except for isolated primitive tribes, there is no information)

I thought about it for a long time, and then I thought that since I found her as my girlfriend, and I think she is an alien, as long as she is not a spy sent by aliens to instigate me... I think she is super cute when she scolds me.Then it is necessary to learn the language of my hometown with her, so I try my best to learn her language in my daily life. Learning starts from imitation, and she gets angrier after hearing it.

I reasonably suspect that what she said was scolding me, and she actually scolded me in a foreign language that I don't understand.

After watching Ji Yanchu, his expression was a bit indescribable. He was shocked. He was shocked by the practical spirit and rich imagination of the poster. What kind of brain does this kind of person who thinks that the people around him are aliens have? black hole.

He pulled down again, and there was an addition from the landlord.

The soybean oil in the building wanted to know what she said that seemed to be in Chinese but I couldn't understand.

What I said may not be accurate, and the pronunciation should be similar. After all, I am just a family member of an alien.

Example:

You're right, what's wrong with you/You're just trying to put me off/I get it/No, you're right, it's my fault/What's wrong with you/What's your attitude.

Ji Yanchu looked at this line and added that although he didn't want to be with people with black holes in his head, the example of the landlord's line was also his doubt to some extent.

He scrolled down to read the comments, trying to find the answer in the comments.

A comment with 2333 likes reads——

Well, landlord, don't be a thief and stop the thief, you are the alien.

Ji Yanchu: "?"

He scrolled down again, and other popular comments were saying that the host is a fool/idiot/brained.

Ji Yanchu typed endlessly in the comments, wanting to talk about her situation and seek help.But Ji Yanchu was halfway through the fight when he woke up.

If this comment is sent out, he will only be stamped as an alien, and will be packaged and kicked out of the earth with the host.He cleverly deleted all these lines and sent this hot Douban post to Ye Yi.

Ye Yi:?

Ji Yanchu deleted and deleted, he didn't intend to explain the situation to Ye Yi directly.After all, Ye Yi has been questioning that he can't get the DF uniform at all with his means.

He read while typing: "Let's discuss this hot post, what do you think of this poster?"

well.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with not opening with the traditional "I have a friend."

Click Send.

Ye Yi: The hot comment is right.

Ji Yanchu waited for a long time and only waited for this sentence, nonsense.

He simply turned his voice over and said, "But no one can understand what his girlfriend said. Besides he thinks his girlfriend is an alien, does he have any unforgivable problems? "

Ye Yi: Uh...

Ye Yi: I understand...

Ji Yanchu ptsd the four words "I understand", warning Ye Zhi to withdraw immediately, otherwise he will be blocked.

Aggrieved, Ye Yi withdrew the first two messages.

Ji Yanchu was satisfied.

Ye Yi: "You don't know this. When I was in college, my roommate had a handbook to record the reasons why his girlfriend quarreled with him. For example, I didn't answer her phone today; I was late for an appointment by 3 minutes; I didn't ask her to play games; my legs are thinner than hers."

After Ji Yanchu heard the twitching of his forehead, he replied: What does this have to do with me?

Ye Yi: She tells you about fun, and you talk about reading comprehension.She is angry with you, do you tell her why you are like this?

Ji Yanchu was very wronged, and said, "I didn't! He's a man, do you understand? A friend relationship."

Ye Yi: Oh, we are still friends now.

Ji Yanchu found that he and Ye Yi couldn't communicate.

He felt that it was a mistake for him to ask Ye Yi to chat about Douban posts, he might as well go to Douban to reply, otherwise he would only be called an alien.

Ye Yi: It’s actually very simple, you just let him do whatever he wants.What he said, you should be good, yes yes yes.

Ye Yi: Satisfy all his demands, even if you are right, you have to say that you are wrong.Attitude is everything.