The whole world loves my nemesis

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"Look at it...don't hold your breath, don't be nervous, I'll take you with me," Ji Yanchu said.

Ji Yanchu chose a goal that he was very sure of scoring. He couldn't help but stop breathing for a moment, holding the cue stick and planning.

The cue hit the billiard ball, and there was a dull sound. Ji Yanchu watched the ball roll and finally spun around the middle pocket a few times, but missed.

Ji Yanchu: "..."

He comforted him again: "It's actually like this the first time I played, I..."

Before Ji Yanchu finished speaking, Ji Xun walked to the other side and re-enacted his actions just now.

He watched the ball spin and then, without a doubt, fell into the net.

Ji Yanchu choked for a moment, he stood aside and watched Ji Xun's movements.When he arrived indoors, Ji Xun didn't wear a mask. He was dressed casually and comfortably. The hair on his forehead was a little longer, which could slightly cover his brows and eyes when he lowered his eyes.

Ji Xun turned his head, a natural smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and asked, "Is that so? Teacher Ji, am I doing the right thing?"

Ji Yanchu listened to his smiling voice, which made his ears itchy, but he ignored it.

He blinked his eyes in some puzzlement, and asked for a while, "Ah Xun, what brand of sound card do you use?"

He added: "Has anyone ever said that your voice is not the same as when you play games on the Internet?"

Ji Xun supported the club with both hands, rested his chin on it, smiled inexplicably, and only said: "Is there? Among the people I know, you are the only one who said that."

Ji Yanchu's heart started to itch when he laughed so sweetly, what do you want to do with him laughing so sweetly?

He looked at Ji Xun and asked, "Do you smile like that to everyone? I only allow my wife to smile like that to me. And he can only smile like that to me, not anyone else."

Hearing this, Ji Xun restrained his smile, frowned slightly, and asked, "Who is your wife?"

Ji Yanchu said: "If you don't want to be my wife, I can be your husband."

Ji Xun said without emotion: "Why are you chasing me to play games? Because you insist on teaching me how to play billiards?"

Ji Yanchu didn't mention it in one breath, and was speechless.

He propped himself up from the chair, stood up and picked up the cue that was placed aside, and said in a vigorous voice: "Come on, let Teacher Ji teach you again. Your shot was just a coincidence."

Half an hour later, Ji Yanchu looked at the stage cleared by Ji Xun alone, completely speechless.

Ji Xun didn't think it was enough, he put the cue aside and smiled at him again.

Ji Yanchu noticed that Ji Xun seemed to have some subtle evil tastes, like a cat running on the table, it will deliberately stretch out its paws in front of you and push everything on the table except itself.

Then it meows and blinks at you.

It's bad.

Standing by the side of the road, Ji Xun rejected Ji Yanchu's proposal to send him home, and walked away without any regrets.

Ji Yanchu stood on the side of the road and reflected for a while, and came to the conclusion that this date seemed not to be a success.

But he thought about it over and over again, at least Ji Xun didn't say it dead, it's just that he couldn't accept the title of wife for the time being.

Ji Yanchu immediately regained her strength and consciously entered the countdown to starting a relationship.

He wanted to take advantage of the victory on Sunday, but he thought about the love tricks he stole from the Internet.

He intends to give himself and Ji Xun a buffer time to accumulate energy for the new week ahead. He cannot see each other, and Ji Yanchu will take a few photos of Ji Xun when he goes out to the supermarket all day on weekends.

Report on his itinerary.

Monday, ten o'clock sharp.

A poster of the new game on the site was hung on the front page promotion of Bantam.

Click to enter and there is a 30s-long commercial video. Ji Yanchu is wearing a tuxedo with the same skin as the game. He has a thin waist and a tall height. He plays a game character controlled by the player in the game commercial.

In the initial screen, Ji Yanchu was reduced to the size of a doll, and was decorated in a transparent doll box with a lavender bow tied right above the box.

After the character is selected and enter the game screen, the tuxedo doll NPC experiences various forms of fright and surprises during the game with other game characters on the game map.

The opening screen of Bantam's mobile APP was also replaced with this advertisement, and the lower right corner clearly stated that the spokesperson Bantam's well-known anchor did not know who it was.

In addition, Bantam and the joint game company also released Weibo.

After the game "Crash Kitchen" was launched, many anchors on the site would also play the game live after the anchor match. temptation.

At the beginning, the reposted content was just a lottery draw, but as the reposts increased, the style of reposting gradually became strange.

prprpr: Excuse me?This spokesperson is a bit handsome, what is he doing?Why haven't you seen it?

Wondering who slapped me in the face: Who is the spokesperson?Let me introduce, I don’t know who the Bantam contracted anchor is, surpassing a certain unsigned anchor, the only top popularity in the station, and the first anchor competition.And I don't accept that there are still people who haven't seen the rollover collection and don't know who it is. Click on the link to watch it.

Is the host handsome?[Big cat link] exchanged with brains

Not long after, the repost of "Wonder who hit me in the face" was reposted by Bantam's official Weibo.

Since then, this Weibo has been flooded by thousands of retweets hahaha.

When Ji Yanchu struggled out of sleep, she nestled on the head of the bed.

Many Bantam anchor colleagues had already flooded his WeChat messages, and he was not surprised to see that there were no unread messages in Ji Xun's chat box that had been pinned to the top.

He first sent a good morning to Ji Xun, and then sent an emoji of loving you.

After waiting for a while, to make sure that Ji Xun was not looking at his phone at the moment, he launched the chat page with Ji Xun and selected Ye Yi who sent the most messages from the many unread messages with difficulty.

Ten yuan a piece: Hurry up and wake up! ! !You are on fire! ! !

Ten yuan a piece: [Weibo link]

Ten yuan a piece: I have already publicized it in the bantam anchor group for you, and they started reposting frantically, you are welcome.

The news of today's ad launch, Bantam's staff had already communicated with him the day before.

Ji Yanchu didn't think there was any fuss. He directly clicked on the Weibo link. He didn't expect it to be a video, and then his voice came out of the video. This is an edited video of his various live broadcasts. Pretty colorful.

Except for the various head-taking highlights in the first 30 seconds, the next 2 minutes are all his car rollover records.

Ji Yanchu wasn't embarrassed at all, he watched the video with relish, and pulled the progress bar back and forth several times to determine which part was the part where he and Ji Xun teamed up to play the game.

After reading it, he forwarded the Weibo to Ji Xun's WeChat.

Sent another WeChat message.

Blue Hole's only officially designated Chicken Head Purchasing Agent: Ah Xun, this is the testimony of our love. 【Love】【Kiss】

Ji Yanchu switched back to Weibo and browsed the comments on Weibo for a while. He liked a post with satisfaction, saying that he didn't know who had already surpassed FIND. From today onwards, please stop calling yourself Bantam's top1 popular anchor.

Someone in the building of this comment is already asking who FIND is.

Senior users of Bantam cats have posted link stickers one after another, giving passers-by two major "flows" of popular science Bantam cats who don't know who they are and FIND's love and hatred.

A crowd of people who eat melons poured into the watering area of ​​the bantam forum.

Ji Yanchu and Ye Yi made an appointment for dinner, and posted a post on Bantam, saying that today's live broadcast will be an hour late, and Ye Yi and a few old friends invited him to have dinner together.

At the same time, after dinner, Ji Xun clicked on Bantam and started the live broadcast.

Ji Xun's live broadcast doesn't pay much attention to barrage, and doesn't talk much.So he didn't notice at all that today his live broadcast room is three or four times more popular than before. These live viewers are divided into three camps, the first is his fans, the second is Ji Yanchu's fans, and the third is Ji Yanchu's fans. The third is the melon-eating people who come here especially after eating melons in the forum and eager to participate.

Ji Xun turned on the game and turned on the mic and said, "Solo queue today."

After a game, he saw the private message from the official housing manager, asking him to pay attention to the rhythm of the live broadcast room.

[Excuse me, is this the live broadcast room of the anchor who was smashed by someone who didn't know who rotten eggs? 】

[@不知道谁@不知道谁, real person offline PK? 】

[So diligent in the live broadcast recently?Do you want to abuse fans? Stop!Stop bragging about the popularity of bantam cats top1]

[Isn't it because I don't know who is the signed anchor, if Find participates in the anchor competition, what else will he do? 】

[Funny, wouldn't Find in the Crash Kitchen Pair match think that he won the championship because he was too strong?Isn't it someone who procrastinates one by one, and is ashamed to be the first? 】

【Fight up, fight up, fight up】

[It's so awesome! ! !I can’t wait to see who will broadcast live and what will happen later, after browsing the forum in the afternoon, I have already written the outline of the same humanities]

Ji Xun only had time to switch back to the live broadcast room, only to see dense bullet screens flying across the screen, and then the screen went black, and a line of words appeared on it——

The short-legged cat has gone back to Meow Star, Meow?(?˙o˙?)?.