The whole world loves my nemesis

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One night, after the two of them had dinner, Ji Yanchu was nestled on the sofa watching TV.

His eyes flicked back and forth on Ji Xun's body.

Ji Xun took a strawberry from the fruit plate and stuffed it into Ji Yanchu's mouth, Ji Yanchu didn't move, just bit half of it, leaned over and used the other end of the strawberry to bite Ji Xun's mouth.

But he didn't succeed, Ji Xun stretched out his finger and pressed it, a strawberry entered Ji Yanchu's mouth, followed by Ji Xun's finger, Ji Yanchu was caught off guard and let out a huh.

After a long while, Ji Xun wiped his hands slowly with a tissue, Ji Yanchu's eyes fluttered, and he asked, "When are you going to broadcast live? It's been a long time since you broadcast live?"

Ji Xun asked back: "Want to broadcast with me?"

Ji Yanchu felt that Ji Xun was a little too sensitive, and he denied it: "No, I'm just your fan now, and you haven't broadcast live for so long, I'll urge you on behalf of your fans."

In fact, these few days, Ji Yanchu didn't start the live broadcast, but he has been scoring points in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, working hard for the big event he announced on the forum a few days ago.

Ji Yanchu's overall live broadcast style is still mainly entertainment, and he doesn't have too many requirements for his own account score. He is happy when he wins, but it is common for him not to be able to eat chicken.Therefore, there is a gap between his score and FIND's score. For behaviors like sniping, two people with the same score will be ranked in the same round with a high probability.

After several days of hard work, Ji Yanchu finally got the same score as FIND.

So he started the next step, waiting for the live broadcast of FIND to go online.

He thought he mentioned it to Ji Xun secretly, and Ji Xun seemed to accept Ji Yanchu's excuse, and sat on the sofa to share strawberries with him, and didn't have the consciousness to go to the live broadcast immediately.

Seeing that it was time for his live broadcast, Ji Yanchu was not willing to walk back to the work room every step of the way.When he got to the door, he didn't give up or give up, hinting: "Honey, I'm going to live broadcast, I don't worry about letting you go outside alone, or you can also go live, so that after I finish the live broadcast, I can watch I really don't want to miss the chance to stay with you for a second while recording your live broadcast."

After finishing speaking, Ji Yanchu closed the door and turned on the computer to broadcast live as usual.

It's just that he put his phone at hand, cut it into a small size, clicked on the Bantam app and entered the FIND live broadcast room.

It didn't take long for him to see a picture appearing in the live broadcast room on his phone that was originally black.

The corners of Ji Yanchu's mouth ticked upwards. Seeing that Ji Xun clicked on PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds and chose the solo mode, he said to the barrage, "Solo for a while today."

The moment Ji Xun saw Ji Xun enter the match, Ji Yanchu clicked it quickly.

He ran around Quality Square in his DF uniform, staring at his phone screen as he ran.

Finally, when passing by a man in a white T-shirt, he saw himself in Ji Xun's live broadcast room.

Ji Yanchu opened WeChat and sent a voice message to Ji Xun, saying, "Stand there and wait for me after you find the gun."

After speaking, he ran around the white T man twice, but the white T man remained motionless.

[Who are you talking to? 】

【What's the meaning?who? thus1 or his wife? 】

【? ? ? 】

[Wait, I just came back from the find live broadcast room. I seem to hear someone's voice in the find live broadcast room. Brothers, is there something wrong with my brain? 】

【You are not alone, I heard it too】

[sos this is a horror story]

【Do not believe rumors, do not pass rumors】

On the plane, Ji Yanchu jumped out of the sky with Ji Xun.

His mobile phone rang, it was new news.

It is also a voice.

Ji Xun said: "Okay."

Ji Yanchu was afraid that the audience in the live broadcast room would not be able to hear him, so he turned up the volume of his mobile phone and placed it next to the microphone to play it in a loop.

【stop】

[Thank you, the ears are very useful, don't play any more]

【This is a different kind of torture】

Looking at the barrage, Ji Yanchu said: "Are you guys jealous? I have a wife and you don't."

He ignored the chaotic barrage, and after landing, he picked up a handful of spray guns, ran two steps and turned around to see a car parked on the side of the road.

Ji Yanchu immediately turned to look for the car.

On the other side, Ji Xun is searching for the first house.

He didn't turn on the barrage assistant, and automatically blocked the noise on the barrage.

[Shivering, the short-legged cat will not collapse today, they both started the live broadcast, diverted]

[I have opened two live broadcast rooms, and I am ready to eat melons]

[It has been confirmed that the two of them are in the same round, right?]

[Just now I saw that I don’t know who is going to drive the vehicle, find be careful not to be fooled by who I don’t know]

Ji Xun picked up a handful of spray guns and M4, stood at the door and heard the sound of a car engine.

Immediately afterwards, the car made an invincible flick in front of Ji Xun, and Ji Yanchu operated the character to jump off the driver's seat. In this situation, he suddenly had an idea and said, "I'm sorry, Your Highness, I'm late. gone."

【? ? ? 】

[I don't know who it is, you are so poisonous, so poisonous, so poisonous]

[The sense of substitution is too strong, I am already vomiting]

[I want to die from laughing, so I don’t know who doesn’t scold Find must be holding back a big move, I’ve seen it]

[FIND If I were you, raise the troll and send him to the west]

【I don’t know who is good at soil】

After Ji Yanchu finished speaking, he drew a huge heart shape for Ji Xun with the emoji that came with the system, and said: "Would you like to fall in love with me, I will send you flowers every day, I advise you not to be ungrateful. "

He ran after Ji Xun like a tail.It's a pity that this tail hasn't lasted long. When they were crossing the minefield, Ji Yanchu said: "If I pass through this minefield and I am not killed, it means that God also thinks that we are a match made in heaven."

Ji Xun hummed lightly.

Before Ji Yanchu could continue to speak, Ji Yanchu saw the screen go black.

His figure has been turned into a box lying on the ground.

Although the ending was not good, Ji Yanchu was very satisfied with his overall performance.

After Ji Yanchu finished the live broadcast, she immediately went to the forum to take a look at the wind direction on the Internet.

134L

I don't know who came up with such a sinister trick?I am ashamed of myself.

146L

Killing one thousand enemies and losing eight hundred, tonight's live broadcast has become a god, I have to say that Bantam's server is doing well today, and it didn't crash. Bantam's staff finally did their job.

222L

Respect doesn't know who it is, I learned it, and I will use this trick next time to piss someone off.Use language to disgust each other.

265L

I don't know who is the most vicious because he actually called FIND His Royal Highness.

Why doesn't he call it find my wife, I feel that the lethality is better, @不知道who, open copyright, I hope I can use it proficiently next time when I make trouble.

333L

After tonight's live broadcast, I confirmed that FIND's temper is really good, and I guarantee with my personality that their relationship is really bad. @楼主, came out and was beaten, reported rumors.

Ji Yanchu: "?"

Ji Yanchu was still thinking about it before going to bed.

He was a little puzzled, really found it very strange, they could have sex with people who are usually out of reach, why it's his turn and Ji Xun, a real couple, can't do it?

But when Ji Yanchu remembered the original purpose of his confession in the live broadcast room, his restless mood calmed down.

When Ji Xun came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, he saw Ji Yanchu propping his head with one hand, smiling at him across the bed.

Ji Xun walked over, Ji Yanchu immediately jumped up, dragged the person under him, then pinched his chin, raised the right corner of his mouth, faked a smirk and said: "You accept your fate!" Let's see how you threaten me with a letter of guarantee this time. Baby, today I will teach you what is dangerous in the world and what is called dredging from the bottom."

Ji Xun was being pressed down by him, Ji Yanchu didn't even realize that the opponent's hand came to his waist along his back.When Ji Yanchu was about to personally practice the teaching plan Xun, he suddenly felt the skin on the side of his waist being rubbed, and most of the strength he had accumulated immediately dissipated.

This is Ji Yanchu's little tail caught by Ji Xun during their frequent physical exchanges recently.He felt bad all of a sudden. Although he had already solved the issue of the letter of guarantee, it was undeniable that the road ahead was still long...

Ji Xun pulled his arm gently, Ji Yanchu felt a blur in front of his eyes, and he lay on his back under Ji Xun.Ji Xun's head was still dragged by one hand, before Ji Yanchu could cry out, Ji Xun kissed it directly.

When the two were panting and taking off each other's clothes, Ji Xun had already started kissing Ji Yanchu's neck.

There is a big problem with this kind of closeness to the law, Ji Yanchu seems to have Parkinson's, and he can't untie Ji Xun's buttons at all, and he has long been naked.

Ji Yanchu's whole body was hot, and he was still stubborn. Finally, he pulled Ji Xun's clothes and gnawed at his collarbone, and asked, "Aren't we turn-based? Make sense."

Ji Xun kissed the skin behind his ear, panting, and said, "Aren't we in free combat mode? Old man."

……

Due to the failure of the live broadcast yesterday, Ji Yanchu didn't want to broadcast Eat Chicken today.

After turning on the live broadcast, Ji Yanchu asked: "I don't want to play chicken today, what do you want to see me broadcast?"

[Show your face, show your face, show your face, I say it ten thousand times]

[As long as you turn on the camera, everything is fine]

[camera camera camera]

[Camera +10086]

Ji Yanchu didn't mind showing his face live, he turned on the camera directly.

He wore a pullover T-shirt, greeted the camera, and said, "I can't just turn on the camera to chat with you, can I? Dance to the fullest."

He turned up the music quite loudly, and the room is well insulated.

Therefore he did not hear the sound of the door opening.

Ji Xun had a dinner at work today, and he had already called him to tell him that he would come back later without waiting for him to eat.

Ji Yanchu was dancing happily on the yoga mat in the room, and he didn't hear the bedroom door being opened.

It was clearly seen on the barrage.

[Who is this handsome guy? 】

[Who's coming in from your house! ! 】

[Can't help but hold your breath]

Ji Yanchu said: "I suggest that you save the perfect combo I just had, and repeat it..."

Before he could spit out the last two observations, he suddenly felt a pair of hands wrapping around his waist behind him.

Before he could move, the man directly wrapped his waist around him and pushed him back against the wall.Immediately after the familiar breath, Ji Xun fiddled with the sweaty hair on his forehead, and gently pecked his mouth.

【? ? ? 】

【What did I see?Who did that handsome guy take away?]

[Excuse me, can you move the camera, the distance is a bit far, I seem to be in the last row of the concert, why can I only see the two of them stacked together]

【Excuse me, what is the posture so that the four legs can be stacked together and stacked together on the wall】

Ji Yanchu tried his best to keep a low voice, and said, "The camera is still on, don't kiss."

Ji Xun heard it very clearly, looking at Ji Yanchu's ears that were starting to turn red, he didn't seem to hear it, and asked in a nasal voice: "Huh? What?"

He hugged the person and pressed against the wall while he was talking, Ji Yanchu was a little taller than him, Ji Xun lifted his chin to kiss him.A large piece of Ji Yanchu's heel was hanging in the air, his whole body was held down, and he lowered his head and hugged Ji Xun to kiss his mouth.

[Are you kissing? ? ? 】

[I rely on me, rely on me, lean on me so close, head to head]

【? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[This man, this man, I have seen it, I must have seen it! ! 】

【What's this?Is this something I can watch without paying? ? 】

However, two seconds later.

The unattended live broadcast room went directly to a black screen.

In the past two days, the bantam live broadcast, which was encouraged by the majority of netizens, collapsed again.

When Ji Yanchu landed on his feet again, he saw the marks on Ji Xun's mouth bitten by him.

He leaned over and licked it with the tip of his tongue, and said, "I'll help you heal, wife."

After Ji Yanchu finished licking, he pursed his lips. He knew that his red lips were suspicious without looking at them. When he got in front of the camera, he found that the screen of the whole live broadcast room was completely black.

The page shows that the short-legged cat has gone to Meow Star.

At this time, there was not even a barrage on the screen.

Ji Yanchu paused, turned his head to look at Ji Xun, and then looked at the screen. After going back and forth for a long time, he was a little worried, and said, "Could it be because of the anti-pornography crackdown?"

Ji Xun glanced at his own platform, and said calmly: "Oh, it's okay, the server crashed."

He said that he had turned off the Just Dance music and turned off the TV by the way.

It took Ji Yanchu a while to realize that he was not blocked because of pornography, he just wanted to ask if his wife had to work overtime again when the website crashed.