The whole world loves my nemesis

07

As soon as the words fell, Xuan Ye laughed at his coquettish manipulation and turned into a screaming chicken.

Ji Xun's face darkened immediately, and he threw the M24 he just got back to the ground, as if this was not the M24 but a hot potato.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Ji Yanchu hurriedly said: "Don't be angry, baby, I'm quick to talk, or next time you will become a box and I will lick you, okay?"

【You want to be beautiful】

【As expected of you, I don’t know who never loses money】

Before Ji Yanchu could say another sentence, he saw thus1 standing in front of his box, first taking off the DF uniform jacket, then the uniform pants, and finally the shoes.

Thus1 turned on the mic and said, "I'll wear it for you."

Just one centimeter between his own box and the DF uniform, then thus1 picked up the M24 again.

Ji Yanchu just had a little hope in his heart, thus1 looked at the black box on the bottom of his feet, and added: "Oh, I forgot, you don't have this function now."

Ji Yanchu who has no functions: "..."

Ji Yanchu almost forgot the first time they met, the one dancing in front of him after killing him was thus1 himself.

This is simply a naughty little goblin.

The page jumped to the settlement page, and Ji Yanchu faced the live broadcast room for a long time without making a sound.

【Your little action, but the damage is so big】

【Hahahahahahahaha who can't speak at all right now】

【thus · revenge · 1】

[thus1 dislikes you for not having many functions, do you hear me]

After closing the settlement page, Ji Yanchu took out a can of iced Coke from the small refrigerator next to the computer desk, and took a few sips.

Ji Yanchu deeply reflected on himself. When he was a student, his academic performance has always been very good, and he was among the best in every exam.

I was interested in games when I was in college, so I started to broadcast games on the Bantam platform.

As a rookie anchor, Ji Yanchu became one of the top 10 Bantam anchors in less than a year, and became a full-time anchor after graduation.

To put it simply, Ji Yanchu has always been top 1, so far only stumbled in two things.

One is find, who always overwhelms him on the same platform; the other is thus1, who is super difficult to deal with in DF uniform.

Ji Yanchu is not a character who gives up easily at all, and of course he doesn't think the above two things are an insurmountable gap, it's just a matter of time.

What is the timing problem?That is, sooner or later, he will be shot to death on the beach.

Ji Yanchu put down the Coca-Cola and decided to break through one by one, first to solve the "second" problem, he abandoned his dignity and sent a friend request to thus1 from the recent game list.

【Loss of power and humiliation of the country, who and who】

【Laughing too hard, who can bend and stretch】

Ji Yanchu said: "How can comforting my baby be called abandoning dignity? You really don't understand, single dogs."

The friend application disappeared without a trace, and there was no wave at all.

Ji Yanchu didn't care either, he still had plan two, so Ji Yanchu clicked on Xuanye's ID and sent another one.

This time, the friend request was quickly accepted.

After the friend was successfully added, Ji Yanchu opened the chat box and quickly typed: "This third party who ruined my emotional life just laughed happily?"

After he finished posting, he also attached a kitchen knife emoji.

Xuan: I didn't, I wasn't, don't blame me, why did you ask me.

anonymous: aren't you?Are you so good with my baby?Did you see that my darling and I cooperated tacitly, jealous of Hai Shengbo sowing discord, my darling had no choice but to block me, because of your lust when you met me in the game, you still dare not play with me say?

Ji Yanchu and Xuan Ye's chat records did not avoid the audience in the live broadcast room, and fans saw his overturning and beating operation, and "slammed" him with righteous words.

[Dead scumbag, dumping pot No. 1]

【I almost believe it】

【Hehe, man】

Xuan Ye looked at the bunch of scapegoats, and typed quickly: "Please respect yourself. It is obvious that your purpose is not pure, and your heart is to be punished. In order to subdue the deceitful feelings, do you need me to take screenshots of the forum comments for you to review, and there are also videos."

xuan: link

anonymous: ...

anonymous: That's not me, you've got the wrong person.

xuan: bah

【Bah, scumbag】

[Bah, bah, bah]

[Well done! ! ! 】

Ji Yanchu glanced at the bullet screen with his elbows turned outwards. He was not in a bad mood, so he typed on the keyboard to reply.

anonymous: Go and explain to me, there is no conflict between the uniform and my baby, and there is no deceitful feeling.And if I have a guilty conscience, I will take the initiative to send a forum link to my baby?I'm not an idiot.

Xuan: What you said is so reasonable that I am speechless.

anonymous: good brother...

Xuan: stop.Talk about things yourself, don't involve me.

Ji Yanchu pulled the chat box out of the live broadcast screen, only showing his side, and the audience in the live broadcast room could only see the string Ji Yanchu posted.

【Is there anything that my paying audience can't watch? ? ? ? 】

[WeChat WeChat baby's WeChat ID! ! 】

【SOS, I'm going to die without the WeChat account of thus1】

Ji Yanchu ignored the fans' performance on the bullet screen, picked up his phone and added thus1's WeChat.

He still didn't forget to remind Xuanye, "Okay, let my baby pass quickly."

As soon as he sent the message, Xuan Ye's profile picture was blacked out, and his status showed that he was offline.

Ji Yanchu waited for a long time, and took a look at his phone from time to time. When the message notification sounded, he would pick it up and take a look, but he was disappointed every time.

Ji Yanchu decided to solve "the first one" while waiting with painstaking experience.

He turned his phone upside down on the table, restarted the game, and changed the title of the live broadcast room while waiting to enter.

The WeChat notification beeped once.

Ji Xun clicked on WeChat and found a new friend request.

ID: Blue Hole's official and only designated Chicken Head Purchasing Agent

Reason for application: Maomao wink, is the little brother coming to play?

From the nickname to the reason for the application, three words are fully explained: I don't know.

Ji Xun ignored it directly.

He thought for a while, and found Xuan Ye in the friend list.

Ji Xun: Did you sell my WeChat account?

Xuan Ye was convinced, why did he make sandwich biscuits, but he finally caused some trouble for Ji Xun, he was a little bit happy, and replied: "That guy came to me. I don't do stupid things like spreading rumors. You Whether you like it or not, don’t look for me anyway.”

Ji Xun didn't want to add it at first, he cut out WeChat and downloaded the Bantam app on his phone.

After the software was successfully downloaded, he clicked on the homepage. Except for the banner advertisement space, the others on the homepage were sorted according to the current popularity value from high to low.

The number one position was too conspicuous, and he couldn't help but see it clearly.

Host: I don't know who it is.

Live Title: Losing my baby can't stop me from blocking Find's daily life.

In a crowd of "don't eat ten chickens and don't broadcast", "live broadcast room draws prizes", "Top ten in Hanbok, get fans to score points!", "National server Long Aotian limit output, online teaching!" Extremely exaggerated live broadcast stand out in the title.

Ji Xun paused with his fingers, and entered the live broadcast room by accident.

I want to see what this guy is doing by putting his two IDs in the title of the live broadcast.

At this time, Ji Yanchu had just started a game, and the screen jumped from Quality Square to the plane.

This game is still four rows.

[What kind of coquettish ID is this?]

[I think that so-and-so's painting style has changed after meeting thus1]

[What is the nickname of a cute girl named Mango Mousse]

Ji Xun saw that the barrage was discussing ID, and he subconsciously glanced at the team formation information in the lower left corner.

ID: mangomousse

Ji Xun: "..."

Ji Yanchu looked at the barrage, and the tour guide said in a tone of voice: "Hello, new fans, look here, you are now in the 1022 live broadcast room, look up and click follow on your right, and then look at the title of the live broadcast room to the left, it is clear and clear .”

"Since you want to block Find every day, you must use a small size. Have you ever seen a black man with a large size? Are you stupid?"

[I want to die from laughing, use a trumpet to block the live broadcast, thank you for being able to speak out]

[So whose trumpet is this? 】

[Who's trumpet is exposed, hurry up and write it down]

【Who's trumpet can no longer be domineering】

Ji Yanchu snorted and said, "You are too naive, this must be my leaf's trumpet."

【Chicken thief of the king】

【Leaf makes friends carelessly】

【How can the things done by Leaf trumpet be blamed on someone】

While chatting with the barrage, his teammates obviously also paid attention to his gleaming cute girl ID. On the [-]st, he asked, "Your ID on the [-]th is really cute, is it a girl?"

Number three also echoed, saying: "Based on my rich experience in eating chicken, with such an ID, the probability that number four is a girl is 90.00%[-]."

Number two: "Sister number four, don't be afraid! I'll protect you!"

Although Ji Yanchu hadn't spoken yet, the other three in the team clearly firmly believed that number four in the team, who used the name of the dessert as ID, was a girl.

Ji Yanchu didn't turn on the mic, but said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Did you see that? Ye Zi of yours is so scheming. He bought a very expensive voice changer to improve his score, but I am different from him." , there is an essential difference, I don’t know who only relies on strength.”

After Ji Yanchu finished speaking, he turned on the game microphone, pinched his throat, and said in feigned surprise: "Yes, why did my brother guess it so easily? I just like to eat mango mousse, so I chose this name. What's wrong with my brother?"

【? ? ? ? ? 】

[what are you doing? 】

【Oh, you are so different, I understand】

【Yes, your strength is that you don't need to buy a voice changer, do you mean that?】

【I believe in your evil】

[Goosebumps all over the ground, I have recorded it and prepared to scare you]

Ji Yanchu's original voice was not a magnetic bass, but rather a youthful and clear voice.Moreover, Ji Yanchu's voice was deliberately slowed down, and then through the skillful use of modal particles, it was successfully faked into a male and female indistinguishable.

Ji Yanchu looked at the barrage assistant, and said in a flat tone: "Do I need to buy a voice changer? The strength is here, there is no doubt about it."

The teammate actively started a conversation with Ji Yanchu and asked, "How long have you been playing chicken?"

Ji Yanchu cleared his throat, and said freely, "I've only played for a hundred hours. This is the first time I've lived for such a long time. My brother is really good at playing."

【I'm choking on water】

【Help, why are you hiding your secrets? We didn't even know you could still do this.】

【Leaf feel ashamed】

The protection desire of the teammates who didn't know the truth was burning, saying: "It's okay, you follow me, I will protect you."

Ji Yanchu turned off the microphone, snorted, and said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "What is this? This is just the beginning, why do you look like you have never seen the world? You have all learned the tricks I usually play games No? It’s a waste of time.”

【Learning is useless, learning is useless】

[Teammates are talking to you! ! ! 】

[So-and-so stop blowing it up! ! 】

【He said he wanted to protect you! 】

Ji Yanchu turned on the microphone, switched it in a second, and hummed a little shyly.

The tail is elongated just right, and there is also a nasal sound with a little smile.

Number three beside him heard his voice and made a clatter.

Number three threw the third-level head he had just picked up on the ground.

"Brother, is this for me? Then what do you do?"

No. [-] stammered and said, "I... I still have a first-level head. I don't need it."

[It’s not how you are so proficient? ? 】

【Kneel for you】

【unlucky teammates】

Ji Yanchu entered the house and licked the bag with number three.

As soon as he was about to order 98K, he saw the gun running into the hands of his teammates in a second.

Ji Yanchu's voice couldn't hide his disappointment, and said, "Ah, Brother No. 98, can you touch your 98k for me? And I've never seen a [-]k before."

【I have never looked forward to overturning like this】

[I feel like I'm about to be seen through, and I'm also a little nervous]

【Teammates are miserable hahahaha】

"I have an M24 here, I threw it to you."

Ji Yanchu said hypocritically: "Ah, this is not good, thank you brother."

Ten minutes later, Ji Yanchu had a fully equipped M10 in his hand, a level-three headgear on his head, a level-three bag, and five or six first-aid kits in the bag.

Richness stands out in this group of four.

【? ? ? ? 】

An hour ago, Ji Yanchu's self-confidence, which was ignored and lost by thus1, suddenly returned, and he began to use examples to support his previous argument, "Have you seen it? As I said, men know men best. Is there a man in this world that I can't handle? I don't know who it is, and I haven't even lost a single defeat."

[Thus1: Undefeated? 】

[Now I will send a private message to thus1]

Ji Xun had never seen such a noisy live broadcast.

Although he occasionally broadcasts live, Ji Xun has never been interested in watching other people's live broadcasts.

But even if there is no comparison material, Ji Xun can easily judge Ji Yanchu's quarrel.

Ji Xun felt that his 10 minutes of watching was a waste of time and life, and was planning to turn off the live broadcast, after all, it was not his original intention to click in to watch the live broadcast.Ji Xun even began to consider uninstalling the app.

Before he could take action, he heard Ji Yanchu mention himself.

Ji Yanchu looked at the "laughing" of the audience in the live broadcast room full of screens, snorted dismissively, and said, "thus1? He's just shy and pretending. Don't you understand? Only by doing something different can you last for a long time." keep me."

"The day I get the DF uniform is the day when thus1 and I live together. Thus1, you are fine, you managed to attract my attention! Tonight, I am just a lonely hero who temporarily lost my baby !"

[Let's talk, who brother has spoken harshly]

[solitary (nv) gall (sheng) hero (da) hero (lao)]

【Who has lost his mind】

【Brother, you are digressing】

[When you mention thus1, you go off topic for thousands of miles, and you get used to it]

Ji Yanchu took a look and said, "Why are you in a hurry? I'm not in a hurry."

When his teammates drove into the circle, Ji Yanchu suddenly turned on the microphone and asked, "Brother, do you usually watch the live broadcast of Chicken Eats?"

Number three said: "I watch it when I'm not playing games. I prefer to watch it on Bantam. Do you like watching it too?"

No. [-] said: "Girls don't like to watch that, and that find is really good, I have seen it once."

Number one: "The one they are on the same platform, and the one that quarrels with find. I think the technology is really poor. What's the name?"

Ji Yanchu closed his eyes, adjusted his emotions, resisted the urge to send No. [-] away with a single shot, and said, "I don't know who it is, brother."

Ji Yanchu said: "Brother, I heard that the Bantam cat is top1. It is said on the forum that Find is a power leveling agent. In fact, my skills are a bit weak. Is it true?"

No. [-] was shocked, "Damn it, is it true? I've never eaten this melon."

Ji Yanchu eloquently said: "I also heard that fin