Shit shovel officer and his cat [Comprehensive British and American]

Hannibal is preparing dinner in the kitchen. He will hold a small dinner party at home tonight. The air is filled with the faint scent of marjoram. There are two worlds in the kitchen and the living room. The children's education channel is playing on the TV, and he is combing with big waves The beautiful female with the head pronounced a word in a straight voice.

"banana"

A high-resolution picture of a banana appeared next to her head in due course.

The little girl obediently sat on the sofa and read "banana".

Hannibal's education is very efficient, and Sally has simple daily conversations, but this is not enough for a 10-year-old girl who has begun to develop into a beautiful young girl.

She can be elegant, lively, willful, and coquettish.

But she had to get out of the cat's fixed thinking and come to Hannibal's side.

If she was a cat, she could eat raw meat and walk on all fours, but she's human now.

Hannibal thought that maybe he should consider Mrs. Stewart's suggestion that Sally must learn all the basics of human beings before the school starts next term.

Hannibal's children will not be the tail of the crane.

But before finding a suitable tutor, he has to prepare today's dinner.

The invitations to the dinner are four notorious magicians.

They rang Hannibal's doorbell exactly at eight o'clock in the evening, just as Hannibal's last course was being served.

He called Sally.

The little girl on the sofa immediately got off the sofa obediently, ran to Hannibal, and said hello to the four strangers politely: "Brother and sister, I am Sally."

The little girl wore a dark green hat and hid her furry cat ears. After speaking, she looked at Hannibal inquiringly, as if asking for praise.

The kitten has a strong thirst for knowledge, and except for food, the two of them hardly compromised, and Sally cooperated very well with the knowledge that Hannibal asked Sally to learn.

"Mr. Lecter's daughter is lovely."

The only female, Henry, couldn't help but want to touch Sally's little face, but the little girl who was clearly smiling cutely changed her expression instantly, and slapped Henry's hand away trying to touch her face. There was an awkward repulsion in the blue eyes.

The little girl became unhappy for a moment, and even Hannibal ignored her. She quietly picked up a plate of cooked meat on the dining table, then ran back to the bedroom and locked the door behind her.

Sally learned to lock the door, if it wasn't Hannibal's room she locked.

Henry smiled awkwardly, why didn't she know that she was so disliked by children?

No, Sally just doesn't like strangers touching her fur.

Although Sally has no fur.

"Mr. Lecter, there is an auction in Washington in two months..."

Daniel changed the subject. Although the little girl's impoliteness did not seem to displease the mysterious Doctor Lecter, Daniel had never seen other real emotions on this gentleman's face other than gentlemanly politeness.

This is a man who is good at controlling his emotions.

But Daniel's careful observation still allowed him to notice the slightly tight curve of Mr. Lecter's lips.

Mmm... pray for that sweet little girl.

Father's love is always strict.

In the bedroom, there is no annoying supervision from the shit shoveling officer. The kitten is lying on the carpet, dangling its calves. There is a plate in front of her. She eats all the meat on the plate by herself, and the seasoned meat becomes unpalatable. But Sally was so hungry, Sally didn't like bread in the morning, and a small glass of milk couldn't make it through the day.

Becoming so hungry.

Would Sally have starved to death before she had learned how to be human?

"Sally is so hungry."

If Will was around, he wouldn't let Sally go hungry.

After ten o'clock in the evening, Hannibal finished the dinner, and when he opened the door and came in, he met the kitten's serious big eyes.

She seemed to be discussing things with Hannibal in a human manner.

"Will, Sally wants to see Will."

Hannibal rejected Sally with a gloomy mood, "It's time for you to wash up, Sally."

But Hannibal's mood was not because of Sally's previous rudeness and she mentioned Will just now. It's not a day or two since his cat likes Will, but the cat's enthusiasm will always pass.

"Will wouldn't like a cat, and he wouldn't like a rude person."

Hannibal's indifferent tone made Sally a little wilted, and she stuffed the plate into Hannibal's hand, "Sally is very good, finish eating."

Sally is indeed very good, but of course, when she becomes self-willed, she is also quite noisy.

Sally didn't like washing. She couldn't use a toothbrush and a water glass, and she couldn't wash her face with a towel.

Sally always thought that if she rubbed her face with her paws, her little face would be clean.

But Sally has no hair, and the dust cannot be removed by smoothing the hair.

But Hannibal always showed amazing patience and meticulousness in extra small things.

Sally has no mother and no father. From the moment she was conscious, she opened her eyes and it seemed to be the wet jungle. The rainy season is always so cold that it makes people desperate, especially for a little milk cat who is not yet full moon. She lies weakly Waiting to die in the mud until a hunter stopped beside her.

The hope he gave Sally, Sally was also willing to fight for life.

Although Sally's excrement shoveler looked at her a few times as if she was looking at a bowl of stew.

The pink toothbrush was held in Hannibal's hand, the oval-shaped brush head was soft and comfortable, brushing Sally's teeth with white foam.

The kitten's tongue was pink and tender. It seemed that it was not used to this posture, and it licked everywhere with the toothbrush without any place to put it.

Until Sally's mouth was full of toothpaste foam, the upper, lower, left, and right teeth were cleaned by Hannibal.

"Ah—hurrhhhh—"

Sally spat out the mouthwash, and felt her mouth was cool after taking a breath.

Then Sally and Hannibal looked towards the bathroom almost simultaneously.

Hannibal: Another headache.

Sally: I'm so afraid of QAQ

Sally: "Sally is not dirty, you smell it."

The kitten lifted up her clothes to reveal her white and tender belly, and her crisp waist dazzled people's eyes.

Hannibal was silent for a long time, and said, "Wash your hair."

The kitten blinked, and suddenly grinned brightly. The bright white teeth that have just been brushed are very beautiful.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...ah!"

Shit shovel! !You pull my hair! !

Kitten hair is so soft that it tends to get matted and lose hair.

Sally's hair blocked the bathroom drain once yesterday.

Sally soon turned into a bald cat. The fluffy and fluffy white hair lost a lot of weight when it got wet with water, leaving only two wet cat ears and that unhappy face.

Hannibal rubbed Sally's small ear with his hand, itching a bit.

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!!!"

When Sally got angry, she meowed all over her mouth, and she didn't even speak human words.

However, Sally didn't push forward in this matter, she kept screaming, but she didn't resist scratching him, Hannibal's hand was warm and generous, and it felt strange on Sally's small head.

Sally's cry became weaker and weaker, and finally she only stared at Hannibal with her big blue eyes.

A man in a brown shirt with no expression on his face.

The next day, Jack came to eat again, and he might never know that the meat Hannibal served him every time was cut from that lamb.

"Where's your cat?"

When Jack came to Cengfan, he didn't see the little white cat. He hadn't seen the cat for a long time.

"I lost it."

Jack didn't ask too much on this question, it was just a cat, "I heard that you went to Burgundy to pick up your aunt's daughter before, if you need household registration or other help, I will do it if I can." Help you."

Hannibal dipped the sheep's tongue into the wine juice to taste, "Sally's household registration is in France, and it really needs some troublesome procedures to transfer it back."

A child always has to go to school, and the household registration of students who go to school cannot be sloppy.

Jack obviously thought of this too, "Sally? It has the same name as your cat, is she there?"

Hannibal smiled. "She's gone."

Sally must integrate into human society.

Hannibal doesn't let a cat run around, her Sally is a stray kitten, and she's likely to sleep out for days, or just stay at Will's At home, every corner of the world may be a resting place for a cat.

But as a human, Sally has nowhere to go except Hannibal.

After all, a shit-shoveling officer who can cook for a kitten, bathe a kitten, give up half of the bed for a kitten, brush his teeth and wash his face is numbered these days.

So, Sally decided to go out for a walk and come back.

But Sally hadn't gone far before she couldn't walk.

"Hey~ Chick~ Mutton skewers from China~ Would you like some?"

On the side of the road, an uncle who was dressed strangely and smelled like kebabs was selling his kebabs to Sally with a smile.

Sally squatted in front of the mutton stand, eyes full of stars.

"Yes, is there any living one?"

Uncle: "Yes, yes, we cook it fresh! The mutton skewers from Xinjiang, China, would you like a skewer?"

Hannibal would not let her eat raw meat.

Sally struggled for a while, then took five skewers of raw meat, and was about to leave.

Sally will wash her mouth and go back.

Uncle: "...Little girl, you haven't paid me yet!"

money?what is it

Sally ate meat with a dazed face while shaking her head. The little girl was wearing a dark green hat. Under the hat was a small snow-white and tender face, with white fluffy curled hair protruding from under the hat. She looked ignorant of the world. , innocent and cute.

"How much? I'll give it for her!"

A boy carrying a black schoolbag solved Sally's predicament.

Sally didn't like him, however.

Because he actually tried to touch Sally's head.

Huh, humans.

Is Sally's hair something you can touch easily? ! ! !Rubbish! ! !

Peter who was suddenly slapped by his beautiful little sister: "Children nowadays are so fierce QAQ"

It turns out that retribution for kindness and hatred will really happen.

The author has something to say: The small theater——

Peter: I helped a little girl today who had no money to buy food.

Tony: Whoa, then what?

Peter: She hit me.

Tony:  …

Peter: But she's so cute, I've forgiven her!

pps: A little angel reminded me that if the little spider is a tutor, the uncle's vest may not be guaranteed. The spider sense is too strong, which makes sense, so consider the role of tutor again [Touching]

PS: Tutor refers to a profession, not a Japanese manga~ Although the author also loves tutoring!I like 270_(:з」∠)_ or Tsunayoshi who has grown into a leader is even more delicious!

The plot will not involve any complicated cases and battles √ Easy and sweet article~ Even if the little spider appears, there will be no role in the reunion~ Maybe there is, but the main thing is the daily life of Uncle Ba’s raising children~