The star of the entertainment industry has you

There is a small grocery store downstairs in the boys' No. [-] dormitory.Fang Zheng excitedly squeezed over to buy two bottles of yogurt and came back.

"Taste." Fang Zheng handed Ji Qingchuan a bottle, and inserted a straw into the other bottle to drink.

"You squeezed it yourself?" Ji Qingchuan looked at him with a suppressed smile, "It's gone sour so quickly. It's really hot today."

Cough, cough, cough, Fang Zheng choked so much that his lungs were about to come out.

"Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore." Ji Qingchuan asked him while patting his back, "Why are there so many people in this store?"

"Do you know the 'end of summer effect'?" Fang Zheng looked mysterious.

"In summer, between 30.00 pm and 100 pm, the probability of the female clerk in this grocery store finding the wrong money is [-]%, which is much higher than other seasons. Repeated experiments by all the boys in the building proved it to be true. Later, at this point, they came to this store to tease the stupid and cute girls, and it became a summer reserved item for the boys in this building. I just took [-] yuan to find her, Qingchuan, let’s count her together Have you found the right one?"

Fang Zheng excitedly began to count the money.

Ji Qingchuan asked the sky speechlessly.Why do I feel that you, who are always enjoying yourself, are more stupid and cute than that girl!

"Qingchuan, let me show you my freshman dormitory."

"Isn't it the cafeteria? After all, as a foodie, isn't the cafeteria more likely to impress you?"

"Tch, you're too insulting to me, a foodie!" Fang Zheng said sternly, "How can a real foodie like an alien product like canteen food!"

A well-known literati once said: "If there is anything worthy of our prudence in the world, it is not religion or learning, but 'eating'."

In order to eat ostentatiously, happily, and interestingly, Chinese people have given full play to their underdeveloped creativity and imagination in all walks of life and fields for thousands of years.

And the culmination of this kind of imagination is the "ninth largest cuisine in China"-canteen cuisine!

From stir-fried fried dough sticks with pineapple to stir-fried peppers with moon cakes; from stewed grapes with corn to quail eggs in spicy strips; from tomato scrambled eggs with tomato braised in soy sauce, to canned yellow peaches, boiled canned beef, and canned beef. His imagination has surpassed all Impressionist painters and stream-of-consciousness authors.

Regarding this, Fang Zheng concluded with tears streaming down his face: "I am actually a Transformer from Namek! I have a mouthful of iron teeth and copper teeth, and an iron stomach made of fine steel!"

Ji Qingchuan smiled: "Okay, then take me to your dormitory now, and let me see where the Autobot's parking lot is."

That dormitory has a special meaning to Fang Zheng.The first time living a group life, the first time being homesick, the first time drinking with roommates; and, the first time awakening.

Room 202, Building [-].

Ji Qingchuan laughed bitterly in front of this door number: "There is a will in the dark, knowing you two, I will assign this dormitory to you."

On weekends, most people in the dormitory went out, and only one boy stayed inside to play games.

Fang Zheng knocked on the door and went in, pointing to the bed he had slept in to show Ji Qingchuan.

"I slept here when I was a freshman."

Fang Zheng remembered that he saw Ji Qingchuan's movie for the first time on this bed, on his 19th birthday, in June when the gardenias were blooming.

How terrified and disturbed I was once, how happy and complete I am now.

If it wasn't for school discipline, he really wanted to dismantle this bed and carry it home.

"It's the dormitory bed for the first time I met someone showing someone a bed. Brother, we really have a generation gap." The boy playing the game turned his head, "Brother, you didn't secretly bring the girl here, did you? Look nostalgic."

Are today's students so unrestrained?He has only been walking for a few years, and he can't keep up with the rhythm.

Fang Zheng blushed suddenly.His eyes drifted to Ji Qingchuan.

I have never brought a girl with me, on this bed, only you on the screen accompany me!

Squeezing Ji Qingchuan's face hard, Fang Zheng thought to himself, it's the real you beside me, not the illusory figure on the screen.

very nice! !

Ji Qingchuan looked at Fang Zheng's side face with a contented smile, as if he could see the boy back then.

A white-clothed boy in his 20s, with a silly smile full of youthfulness, like an unripe fruit.

Since then, the passing years have eroded youthfulness, and the boy in white has grown up slowly, becoming sensible, and even becoming a psychological navigator for others, but he can't change the straightforwardness and foolishness in his bones.

"Fang Zheng, I will accompany you to see it again in ten years." The words blurted out without thinking, shocked Fang Zheng and Ji Qingchuan himself.

"Oh, then I'll be a witness." The younger brother who was playing games turned his head again, "I've been with you for ten years or something, it's too gay, I have to watch."

Ji Qingchuan, Fang Zheng: ...

Is education really okay now?Fang Zheng was worried, thinking about the future of his alma mater, he almost shed tears.

The light rain in May fell gently, and then stopped in a blink of an eye.

The golden sun fell from the clouds, creating a colorful halo all over the place.

When the summer wind blew, the crew of "The Land of Time" collectively put on a variety show.

"Huashan Lunjian" is a large-scale outdoor competition star reality show.

In the first few episodes of the broadcast, even though many big names were invited to sit on the show, the ratings were still not satisfactory.

Until a certain post on the Tianya Haijiao Forum, which has always been known as the frontier of entertainment gossip, was published, and it was full of tricks——

"This show was recorded and broadcast, right? Every star has been edited to perform well and is flawless. Next time, it's better to make a live recording of the Wax Museum! What we want to see is the celebrity's embarrassment, and the live broadcast is the kingly way!"

As soon as this post was published, there were many responders and over ten thousand replies.

Replies all said that the host has spoken my heart, if the program team does not adopt the suggestion, it will be a big fool who digs his own grave!

The program group made a total, and then switched to the live broadcast method, and the ratings really skyrocketed all the way.

According to the CM32 central city data, after the revision of the program, the average viewership of each episode exceeds one million, with a total of nearly 1 million viewers, surpassing all programs of the same type.

The program is famous for its rich and varied competitive links and the tortuous and difficult process.

The 6 contestants have to pass the four levels of "Great Teleportation of the Universe", "Happy Palm of Despair", "Lingbo Microwave" and "Six Meridians Excalibur".

"The Great Teleportation of the Universe" requires contestants to pass through five rapidly rotating platforms in sequence, and those who fall off the platform will enjoy the thrill of the balloon exploding all over their heads.

"Grassing Palm" is a short rock climb.During the rock climbing process, giant palms popped out from the rock wall from time to time, knocking the contestants off the rock wall until they fell to the mud.

When the "Lingbo Microwave" is turned off, when the contestants climb the stairs, the stairs will have different movement forms of opening and closing, and the huge water flow at the top will rush towards the contestants. The contestants must pass quickly or they will fall directly into the water.

The "Six Meridians Excalibur" level is a six-meter-long single-plank bridge.Strange swords protrude randomly from the left side of the bridge, you need to find a gap, pass it at one time, and don't stay in the middle.

Someone posted a protest on the Tianya Haijiao Forum: Why is the name of the session so mysterious? Wouldn’t it be more appropriate to just call it Jumping Frog, Rolling in the Mud, Getting Wet in Water, and Skewering Meat on Bamboo Sticks?

As soon as this name came out, it was highly praised by the majority of netizens.

Therefore, in the Tianya Haijiao forum, you can often see people posting:

"The settings of falling into the water and rolling in the mud are really satisfying. The stars who have always followed the high-definition cold white lotus line turn yellow in a second. It's so awesome!"

"It is recommended to add charcoal and cumin in the meat skewer session. You can eat your own meat. It is environmentally friendly and waste-free. It is an inevitable choice for a green life!"

"The scale can be bigger, such as changing clean water into a high-tech new solvent, which can dissolve celebrity clothes in a second without hurting the skin. It can't be more loving!"

In order to warm up the release of "The Land of Time" during the summer vacation, Director Jiang personally led the assistant director and four leading actors to appear on the show.

In the program waiting room, Fang Zheng was explaining to Ji Qingchuan while watching the program description——

Those who only pass the first level of "The Great Shift of the Universe" will be awarded the title of "Mingjiao Leader", those who pass the second level of "Happy Palm of Despair" will be awarded the title of "One-armed Hero", and those who pass the third level of "Lingbo Microwave" He will be awarded the title of "Happy Master", and those who pass the four levels will be directly awarded the No. 1 title of Wulin - Undefeated in the East!

"Long time no see." Jing Ye walked up to Ji Qingchuan.

"You are even more handsome." Ji Qingchuan said sincerely.

Fang Zheng looked at Jing Ye: "A week is called a long time, your time unit is indeed longer than others'."

"Not seeing each other in one day is like three autumns." Jing Ye glanced at Fang Zheng, "In this way, Qing Chuan and I have not seen each other for 21 autumns."

"Are you here to show off that you have passed elementary school mathematics?" Fang Zheng said, "You might as well memorize the table of ninety-nine multiplication formulas in its entirety."

"You're only a primary school student." Jing Ye was angry.

"Both of you are primary school students, naive!" Ji Qingchuan gave a pertinent evaluation.

Elementary student A: "Qingchuan, I won't show mercy for a while, I will definitely win against you!"

Elementary student B: "Is Dongfang Bubai someone vying for it? Do you need me to lend you a knife?"

Elementary student A: "You are jealous that I can compete with Qingchuan!"

Elementary student B: "This is a live broadcast. Nimble Emperor and Er Daiben competed with each other. You should be lucky that brother has to play."

Ji Qingchuan was speechless: "I suddenly feel like the head teacher of a primary school student."

"Then I am the principal." Director Jiang approached with a smile on his face, "Seeing that young people are so energetic, I have to sigh that I am old."

"It's time to play!" The program assistant walked into the waiting room, led everyone to the field, and promptly stopped the primary school students' desire to "get together".

The music started, the smoke was blown out, and the host jumped up and down and read the opening line:

"Hello everyone, we meet again! Authentic good underwear, authentic good games, welcome to the large-scale celebrity reality show "Huashan Lunjian" exclusively titled by Moli Group. Magic body sculpting is a leading brand of breast-enhancing and fat-burning underwear. Wear magic power, add power, shape your body with magic power, cheer for Huashan Lunjian!"

Fang Zheng, the little assistant sitting in the background, was stunned.

Think about it, the heroes are wearing breast enhancement and body shaping underwear Huashan Lunjian, the picture is really beautiful.

The host shouted loudly: "The following guests are invited for this issue - director Jiang Shanghan and his team of "The Land of Time"! Please warm up!"

The author has something to say: (1) The "end of summer effect" comes from the "theorem of fish and flowers falling in water" in Xiaohang's "When fish and water fall and flowers are a thing of the past".The original text is: "According to the records of school history experts, the theorem of fish falling into flowers is described as follows: In summer, if you go to the small shop on the south side of the school between 70.00:[-] and [-]:[-] in the afternoon to buy things, the female shop assistants there are likely to find the wrong one. For money, the probability accounts for more than [-]%." ​​Once loved this article.

(2) "If there is anything worthy of our prudence in the world, it is not religion, nor learning, but 'eating'." -Lin Yutang's "Diet"

(3) "In order to eat pompously, happily, and interestingly, Chinese people have given full play to their underdeveloped creativity and imagination in all walks of life and fields for thousands of years." This sentence It's my girlfriend's original words.I burst out laughing.It is hereby cited.

(4) The canteen dishes in my high school and college are definitely a model of dark cuisine.So much so that I still can't recall.

Let me say a few words from my heart during the New Year:

It's the first time I've written Danmei, and it's the first time I've written a novel, with various flaws.Thank you for your continued support and encouragement, thank you all.All kinds of emotions are engraved in my heart!I beg everyone, if you like this article, please bookmark the work and bookmark the author, thank you!

Chinese New Year~~~~

I wish you all a happy new year, all wishes come true and all the best!

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