Lord Water God who still hasn't taken medicine today

Yu Libai is not good at things like fighting.

Yes, although he is one of the five water gods, and has countless magical soldiers and generals under his command, and all the gods in Qionglin Province have submitted stickers to him to show their submission, but his specialty is not in force.

Not even in wisdom and strategy, in dealing with people in the world.

Countless times, my friends lamented that such a stupid person like him can play such deceiving illusions so smoothly, and he also retorted, "Hehe, it sounds like you, as the master of Changyuan sword, can use a sword."

Slender, tall but thin, the handsome young man in black and fashionable clothes just smiled, his eyes narrowed, "I don't like to play swords since I was a child, just like Baihe, you don't want to be the head of that old master at all."

Yu Libai: "..."

As the sword master of Changyuan, can you not add the word "playing" in front of you when you talk about swords.

Sometimes getting to know each other too well is really not a good thing.

Sword Master Zhang Yuan held up his long sleeves, revealing a slender and fair wrist that did not look like a martial arts practitioner—and it was not—as he poured tea for him.

The snow-white sky poured down from the window tens of meters high. Yu Libai looked sideways and saw a giant bird dozens of feet flying past with its snow-white tail feathers, stirring the clouds and rolling clouds, and behind him, there was a continuous ups and downs. The [-] majestic snow-capped mountains.

The abyss of natural danger, Yuanshan.

Sword Master Zhang Yuan smiled at him, "Anyway, Abai, you are just like Gu. No one would believe that Duke Yuan Xi can't use swords, but Master Tian Yidao is a young master with outstanding talent. Everyone praises your son as gentle and good. , who will believe that what you show is completely different from what you really are."

Yes, if you fight, just pretend to be fine.

Yu Libai narrowed his eyes and his pupils shrank slightly.

The aqua-blue robe and crown was already on his body, and the hem of the wide robe was similar to fish scales, which swayed against the current, and strings of coral beads hung from the gold and jade crown to cover his face.

But it couldn't cover the reversal of the surging water flow around him, stirring up the river water under the feet of the purple-clothed Taoist, which was stabilized by Zixia's vigor.

If the Ziyi Taoist is so serious, he is no different from an immortal, but Yu Libai is full of aura, but he can firmly suppress the opponent.

The first piece of Yu's secret technique, pretending, starts with clothing and background.

He stretched his hand forward to block Prime Minister Turtle and the terrified general behind him, curling up the corners of his lips, revealing an incomparably cold smile.

"Did the Taoist come from afar to perform singing and dancing in front of me?"

The purple-clothed Taoist was full of evil spirits, and his appearance was very different from the unscrupulous old man who appeared in front of Ji Lian. He threw the big drum with lightning flashes in his hand to the ground, and the sound of the drum head vibrating was deafening. out a few miles.

"Shui Jun's ears are not very good. Didn't Pindao just say that I came to collect debts for my apprentice!"

Until this moment, a large group of warriors and generals rushed in front of Yu Libai, throwing away their helmets and armors, the weapons in their hands disappeared, and they ran panting, even revealing the real body of the fish monster and shrimp monster.

Yu Libai, who managed to create an intimidating aura, almost wanted to cover his face and not look at it.

His subordinates, it's okay to do some ordinary work, but they are useless at critical moments.

Wages must be reduced!

He said viciously in his heart.

But Yu Libai still had a calm look on his face, he didn't even look at his subordinates, "How decent is he to look flustered, let me and the Taoist show their seats."

The subordinates looked at each other and saluted together, "Yes."

Yu Libai ordered again, "Prime Minister, serve tea."

Prime Minister Gui looked at his boss with a look of disapproval in his eyes, but Yu Li made a gesture behind his back with his white hands, signaling him to retreat with the magic soldiers and generals.

The purple-clothed Taoist bared his teeth, "Speaking politely, aren't your teeth sour?"

Yu Libai glanced at him, "Oh? Is that so? But this Lord has always talked like this. Does the Taoist have an opinion?"

I have lived for 500 years, and everyone talked like this 500 years ago, you, a brat who is not yet a hundred years old, if you have something to say, just say nothing!

The Taoist in purple forcibly read this meaning from his seemingly ordinary words.

It seems that this is not easy to deal with, the Taoist frowned and thought, let's not do it for now.

Seeing that the other party was speechless for a while, Yu Libai relaxed a little, and gave himself a thumbs up in his heart.

The second secret technique of Yu's is to use language to act powerfully, which is a great success.

It seems that although he has not experienced such a big scene for a long time, his proficiency is still good.

The subordinates moved tables and chairs, and brought tea and snacks,

The two sat down in silence, one drinking tea and the other pretending to be drinking tea in a daze.

The third phase of combat begins.

At this stage, it is a matter of who has patience and can hold his breath, and the secret of Yu's cheat book to deal with this situation is——

--not talking.

Desperately unable to speak.

To drink tea slowly, it is best to stay in the mouth for 10 minutes with a sip of tea, and swallow slowly, so that the opponent cannot be aware of it, and the sound of gurgling in the throat is absolutely not allowed.

To be thoughtful, to be immortal, and to be unpredictable.

Taoist Ziyi was indeed no match for someone as experienced as Yu Libai.After a long time, the purple-clothed Taoist put down his teacup.

"Lord Suicune is very calm." He sighed.

"I am in my temple, why can't I be calm?" Yu Libai raised his eyebrows.

The eyes of the two were like blades, and they fought back and forth.

Of course, this is just the illusion of Taoist Ziyi.

Just when the purple-clothed Taoist was showing power with his eyes, although Yu Libai looked at him, what he was thinking in his heart was-hmph, this is in Baihe Town, not outside, I can still run if I can't beat you, this guy Why haven't you blinked yet, my eyes are going to be sore, okay?

The two were not on the same channel from the beginning.

Yu Libai finally put down his teacup, "The Taoist said just now that he was collecting debts from his apprentices. Forgive me, I haven't been out of Qionglin Province for a long time. When did the Taoist accept another apprentice? Why didn't he hold a ceremony for accepting apprentices? My lord If you hear about it, maybe you will also send someone to give the Taoist a small gift."

The corners of the purple-clothed Taoist's eyes twitched, "Shui Jun was joking, the person I want to collect is my big apprentice."

"The Taoist is talking about Fairy Yunshang? It's a pity that the fairy's beauty is unlucky, but you don't look for Tiandaodao and Paidan Rengu Jibianmen Yuanshan who chased her down... Oh, Yuanshan Jianmen didn't participate, the other one participated His sect is the Great Wutian Palace, if you don’t go to them, what are you doing in this small place like this gentleman?”

Yu Libai pointed out the name of a sect, and the aura of the purple-clothed Taoist became gloomy.

When it came to the Great Wu Tiangong, the face of the purple-clothed Taoist was completely darkened, and the tea in his hand was tightly squeezed, making a creaking sound in his hand.

Yu Libai: "..."

Divert attention and hate, success.

Until now, Yu Libai breathed a sigh of relief and used tea to relieve his tension.

Taoist Ziyi suddenly said: "Yunshang left the country 15 years ago using my method."

Hearing these words, Yu Libai almost spit out a sip of tea, although he held back, his face turned red from holding back.

... Mrs. Ji turned out to be a pig teammate!

Before he could recover from the news, the Taoist in purple gave him another fatal blow, "At that time, I was in seclusion because of my madness, and I only recently left the seclusion. Only then did I know that Yunshang had left me with a piece of paper before he left. A letter, the letter also mentions Suicune-sama."

Yu Libai: "..."

Wait, won't that woman tell his true face?

"She said it was Shui Jun who saved the lives of her mother and child." The Taoist in purple stared at Yu Libai with burning eyes.

Yu Libai didn't speak.

I couldn't think of any words to answer, how to continue pretending next.

Before he could think of a good solution, the purple-clothed Taoist said again: "According to the logic, the poor should thank Shui Jun for visiting, but..."

The purple-clothed Taoist punched the table, and the wooden blocks flew in all directions. Yu Libai's figure flashed, and he stopped in the distance, but the purple-clothed Taoist turned into a purple rainbow, caught up directly, and met his face with a fist.

The hose wove into a wall of water in front of Yu Libai, which could hardly be resisted.

The purple-clothed Taoist's smile resembled that of an evil ghost, extremely ferocious, "The witch was indeed possessed by you last night."

"So what?" Yu Libai responded coldly.

The water is surging, the purple glow turns into light, and the pieces rotate, like a huge purple flower blooming in the water.

In just a few seconds, the two had already exchanged more than a dozen moves.

The Taoist in purple turned his fist into a palm, and Zixia was attached to his palm like a long blade.

"You are the one who makes poor new disciples unable to practice Taoism, right?" He slashed diagonally.

"Without my lord's consent, when will Kid Ji recognize you as his master?" Yu Libai first taunted him, then recalled half a second later.

Wait, I really seem to have agreed to the dead child to recognize him as a master?

...Or he persuaded himself.

On the surface, Yu Libai, who looked calm on the surface, felt like a villain in his heart, already lying on the ground and crying bitterly.

Make you stupid!

If Ji Lian didn't agree to recognize the teacher, there would be no reason for this lunatic to come and fight.

I'm so sorry, can I turn back time?

But Ji Xiaozi did treat Ji Xiaozi well after he became a teacher... well, as long as this lunatic didn't accidentally kill him.

The Taoist in Ziyi never expected that someone could lose his mind during the fight with him, "Shui Jun's news is not very well-informed."

Yu Libai was silent.

The Taoist in Ziyi is getting more and more excited. It has been a long time since anyone has been able to fight him so evenly. Baihe Shuijun is good at illusion, and now it seems that his kung fu is not bad.

The heroes of 500 years ago.

He didn't know that Yu Libai was beating a drum in his heart.

His boxing skills are naturally not as strong as the purple-clothed Taoist who is proficient in this way.

His small-scale interference illusion is specially used to deal with masters, making the opponent think that he has broken his own tricks to force the opponent to change their moves.

The move to break the move was thought up by the opponent himself, and it was reflected in the illusion. What Yu Libai had to do was to try his best to make his movements match his own in the illusion.

Otherwise, if you fail too many times, a master like Taoist Ziyi will notice something is wrong.

but……

Fuck, it hurts to hit my body with a fist!

It's too fast and he can't keep up qaq

Is the bastard not done yet?

He was still howling in his heart, and the water belt condensed into a long sword. Following his movements in the illusion, he pierced obliquely through a hole of the purple-clothed Taoist, forcing the purple-clothed Taoist to change his moves so that he would not realize that Baihe Shuijun in his sight was just an illusion. .

The water sword and the Zixia light blade clashed in vain, and the blades on both sides were attached, and then separated.

After that, there were more than a dozen moves in succession. In the hallucination, Baihe Shuijun's movements accelerated, but in reality, Yu Libai could only try his best to keep up.

He looked at the slightly red eyes of the Taoist in purple and secretly thought it was bad.

Wait... are you going crazy?

If he goes crazy, his illusion won't work.

Yu Libai frowned.

Even if the Great Illusion is used at this moment, the effect is only to drive the purple-clothed Taoist who cannot escape the illusion to go crazy in order to escape the illusion.

In other words, any trick that can control the Ziyi Taoist will eventually lead to only one end.

If the purple-clothed Taoist goes into a runaway state...then it's better for him to pack his bags and run quickly.

Turning his thoughts, seeing that only a few seconds had passed, Yu Libai waved his sleeves, the rushing water stopped, and all of them turned around and turned into high waves, rushing towards the Taoist in purple.

Wave after wave, extremely turbulent.

"Hahaha, good time!" The purple-clothed Taoist didn't dodge or dodge, and went up to him.

Yu Libai: "..."

What a hell of a time.His whole body is about to fall apart, and he must first distance himself and turn to a long distance.

"Don't think about Ji Xiaozi's matter, Taoist."

"Since my apprentice can't cultivate immortality, why do you let such a powerless mortal fulfill the agreement you made with Yunshang?"

Yu Libai's mouth twitched.

There is no strength to restrain a chicken... This sentence is too unfriendly to describe Ji Lian. The purple-clothed Taoist can use this word without changing his face. Could it be that this is the legendary teacher's love?

...Wait, shouldn't the point be that his agreement with Bai Chang was known by others?

Who said it!

The Taoist in purple finally stopped.

"In this fight with Shui Jun, the poor Taoist can almost glimpse the era when heroes were born in large numbers 500 years ago, but," the Taoist's face was stern, "I don't know what the agreement between you and Yun Shang is. What happened to Ji Lian, even if it takes my old life, I will drag you down the Styx River together!"

Putting down this cruel sentence, the purple-clothed Taoist who felt that he was about to lose control turned around and left.

Yu Libai: "..."

Who wants to go to the Styx with you, a dead old man, even if he wants to die, he will die with Ji Xiaozi, okay?

Thinking so in his heart, the water sword in Yu Libai's hand scattered, and the huge waves followed the raised sleeves, chasing after the purple-clothed Taoist and hitting him.

"Taoist come again, let's see who goes down the River of Styx!"

Yu's Cheats [-], you must speak harshly at the end, so that it can sound like a victory in the case of a defeat or a draw.

The figure of the purple-clothed Taoist was far away, Yu Libai guessed that he must have found an open place and went crazy, so he took action to calm the chaotic water flow in the Baihe River.

The Crystal Temple is already in a mess.

All the subordinates who poked their heads out quietly looked at Lord Shuijun who seemed to have won with admiration, Yu Libai canceled the illusion and called: "Prime Minister."

Turned into a turtle, Prime Minister Turtle came out, "Master Suicune, are you all right?!"

Yu Libai raised his eyes to look at him, and everyone dared not take a breath.

I didn't expect Master Suicune to be so powerful. Is it true that Master Suicune's usual inconspicuous behavior is a real person who doesn't show his face?

Then they looked at the Lord Water God, who made everyone's girlish heart sprout, grinning his teeth and holding his waist in pain.

"My waist is twisted... come here and give me a hand."

Subordinates: "..."

My lord, you accompany our girls' hearts!