Dressed as the uncle of farming culture

Third Uncle Xiao, who had just scolded Xiao Le for no less than half an hour, now his loving face was distorted again.

"What's the matter? Did someone bully Third Uncle?"

As he said that, Xiao Le kicked the upside-down little stool that had been kicked on the ground by Uncle Xiao to the corner of the wall!

With that voice, that strength, Uncle Xiao immediately felt sorry for his little stool and the wall that had just been renovated.

Seeing that Xiao Le started kicking the next one again, Uncle Xiao hurriedly held him back, "Don't be angry, it's just that I'm so angry. After hearing some bad things about you, I feel uncomfortable. Come back and beat something. Vent, vent."

"Where is Third Aunt? Did you go to fight with that person? Third Uncle, who are you talking about? I'll help Third Aunt right away!"

Xiao Le rolled up his sleeves with a look of anger.

"Dare to bully my third uncle, die!"

It was all made up by Uncle Xiao San. Where is that person, Uncle Xiao was afraid that he would cause trouble, so he immediately stopped him and closed the courtyard door.

It's one thing for Xiao Le to cause trouble by himself, but it's another thing to cause trouble because of him.

"No! Your third aunt has gone back to her mother's house to see her mother. My mother-in-law is sick. Don't be angry. Let's sit in the main room." Uncle Xiao's daughter is studying abroad, and she is not at home. The couple are usually there .

"That's it," Xiao Le was still very angry, and followed Uncle Xiao into the main room, and sat down on the wooden chair that Uncle Xiao liked best and felt most comfortable to lie on.

"Third Uncle, don't be afraid. Tell me secretly, which grandson is speaking ill of me behind my back? I can't beat him to death, so I'll tell you!"

"Oh, I'm touched by what you said," Uncle Xiao said with a moved face, "I don't want others to say something bad about you, so I gave him a run-on at that time, don't worry, he won't do it again in the future." I dare not."

"Is it Chen Huai?"

Xiao Le asked with a cold face.

Uncle Xiao swallowed in fright. That was the village secretary's son, "How is that possible! He's not that kind of person."

"That's the poplar forest," Xiao Le said with determination.

Uncle Xiao only felt that the back of his head was about to hurt, that was the captain's son, "No, not at all, don't just want to teach the person I mentioned just because I defended you, what's wrong with me? As long as you are good , I'm fine!"

"Uncle Three!"

Xiao Le grabbed Third Uncle Xiao's wrist with an expression of emotion, and squeezed Uncle Xiao so hard that it hurt, but he didn't dare to utter a word, "I know that Uncle Xiao loves me the most!"

"Good boy, who do you love if you don't love me? Have you eaten yet? Oh, I'm so angry that I didn't even eat."

If it was the original owner, he would have brought food to him at home, but unfortunately, it was Xiao Le in front of him.

"I'm hungry too," Xiao Le got up, "I remember there are still two bacon hanging in Uncle's kitchen? The weather is getting hotter and hotter, so I can't keep them. I'll cook one for Uncle. "

After finishing speaking, he walked to the kitchen. Uncle Xiao stomped his feet, but he couldn't hold back. Xiao Le said that Uncle loves me the most. Knowing that I want to eat bacon, he immediately let me cook it. Uncle San is so kind. In the future, I will say such things to my third uncle, even if I can't say a word, I will help to light the fire.

After the delicious bacon was cooked, Xiao Le cut all the lean meat aside, and then said to the numb Sanshu Xiao, "Sanshu, you also know that I like to eat lean meat, and I will keep the fat meat." Here it is, if you do heavy work, you have to eat fat to be able to carry it."

As he said that, he took a medium-sized pot, put all the lean meat in it, and piled up the tip of the pot.

As for the fatty meat, Xiao Le also directly cut it out, and put it in a medium-sized bowl, which was still flat.

"Third Uncle, eat slowly, I won't eat here anymore, I'll go back to eat, there must be rice at home, I'm leaving Third Uncle, come back tomorrow."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Le squatted down with a basin full of cured lean meat, and walked away with a smile.

Not long after he left, there was another lingering sound of cursing in Uncle Xiao's yard.

Speaking of which, these two couples are also funny, and they never scold the name of the person involved, such as scolding Xiao Le, the couple's scolding name is "Chicken".

Xiao Lele returned home with the meat in his hands. The three of them sat in the main room watching TV, but none of them took it into their hearts.

When the courtyard door opened, Xiao Le called Xiao Ma, and then saw Xiao Le come back squatting with a pot of meat, "The bacon given by the third uncle, I said I like to eat thin ones, and the third uncle asked me to put the fat meat on it." Cut it off, and let me take all the lean meat with me."

Hearing this, the other three showed expressions of disbelief.

"Really, if you don't believe me, go to Third Uncle's and ask." Xiao Le pointed in the direction of Third Uncle Xiao's house, "No, the bacon is too fragrant. I remember there is still some rice. I'll go and eat it. Can you eat it?"

Xiao Wei was in a very good mood, "I'll help you light the fire, and I'll eat too."

Xiao's mother is full, and Yu Dan doesn't eat much at night. He mostly eats vegetables and is losing weight.

Seeing the two brothers go to the kitchen, Yu Dan said to Xiao Ma, "Third Uncle...can you be so generous?"

"Anyway, I've been married to Xiao's family for so many years, and I haven't had a meal alone at their house." We all get together during the Chinese New Year, and it's also when Uncle Xiao and his wife celebrate their birthdays.

"Me too," Yu Dan pursed his lips and looked at the meat, "Isn't this meat poisonous?"

"Well, I'll go and have a look," Xiao's mother was worried, she took a handful of vegetables and went to Uncle Xiao's house.

Before he got to the gate of his courtyard, he heard Uncle Xiao scolding Xiaoji for being a black hearted person, who stole his meat and insisted that he gave it to him. I have never seen such a shameless thing...

When she was about to leave, Third Uncle Xiao choked up and said, "I don't like fatty meat the most, but my mother just took away all the lean meat! I can't say it, but once I say it, I am not the third uncle who loves him the most." gone."

These words put Xiao Ma in a very good mood. She didn't even send any vegetables, and walked back home quickly.

Seeing that Xiao Le and the others had already eaten, Xiao's mother said, "Is there any food left?"

"Yes, there are still about two bowls in the pot." Xiao Wei replied.

Xiao's mother washed her hands, and went to scoop up a bowl of rice to eat. She gnashed her teeth and said, "This meat is really delicious."

"Really?" Xiao Le picked up a lot for her with a smile, "If I like to eat, I often go to my third uncle's house to get it."

"Good boy," Xiao's mother showed a satisfied smile.

Seeing this, Xiao Wei and Yu Dan looked at each other, feeling that Mama Xiao didn't seem to be eating meat, but Uncle Xiao's meat.

When Xiao Le was washing up happily in the yard, Mother Xiao whispered what she had heard outside Uncle Xiao's yard.

Xiao Wei and Yu Dan's eyes sparkled when they heard it.

"I know that my second child fights and scolds badly. I don't think he still has the ability to piss people off."

Xiao Wei expressed admiration, "You're still thick-skinned."

"How else can I eat meat if I have a thick skin?"

Yu Dan nodded.

"As long as the second child doesn't listen to your third uncle's nonsense, I feel very good."

Xiao's mother was a little stuffed, so she got up to find Xiaoshi tablets.

Xiao Wei felt that he could still eat another bowl of rice, and Yu Dan patted his obviously bulging stomach, "Eat again, it's like being pregnant for three months."

These words made Xiao Wei immediately give up the idea of ​​adding food.

"Brother and sister-in-law, I'm going to sleep," Xiao Le walked in front of the TV, said casually, and went back to sleep.

This night was the most sound sleep for the Xiao family, but it was the most difficult night for Xiao Sanshu.

In the early morning, the three mothers and Xiao Xiao who got up early, the first thing to do was to go to see the meat that Xiao Le brought back yesterday. When they saw that it was not a pot from their house, the three of them showed that they were not dreaming, but real smiles.

"Dawei, take out the meat later, I'll wash the basin, you bring a handful of vegetables, and return the basin to your third uncle."

"Eh."

Xiao Wei nodded with a smile.

Third Uncle Xiao was paralyzed on the bed, his whole body feeling weak, and he always felt that he was sick.

But at this time, the courtyard door was knocked loudly, and he didn't want to pretend that he didn't hear it.

So he got up slowly and went to open the courtyard door.

I don't want to see a familiar basin handed over as soon as I opened the door, "Third Uncle, our family ate all the bacon you gave Xiao Le yesterday, it tastes so good."

Xiao Wei gave him a thumbs up, "Your home's bacon is delicious, no, my mother asked me to bring a bunch of vegetables over, knowing that my third uncle ate fatty meat last night, and the green vegetables can relieve the greasy, third uncle, I put it here for you, thank you."

As he walked, he said, "Aiya, people in the village used to say that Uncle San is good to Xiao Le, but I didn't quite believe it, but now I know that Uncle San is really good to Xiao Le!"

Uncle Xiao shook his hands to pick up the pot and vegetables, and then slowly closed the door.

After standing like this for 5 minutes, he slammed the pot on the ground, and he stepped on the vegetables several times, until the juice of the vegetables came out, and he still didn't feel relieved.

"Relieve your boredom? I'll relieve your mother's boredom!"

Early in the morning, Uncle Xiao's neighbor heard a sound of beating and indistinct curses coming from his yard.

The neighbor yawned and said to his wife, "The Xiao family members are very irritable. Listen, they started beating and beating early in the morning. Let me tell you, the girl's surname is Xiao. I disagree."

The corner of his wife's mouth twitched, "He is from the city, not from the Xiao family in our village."

"That's not going to work. Now when I hear Xiao Zi, my heart hurts."

"..."

Xiao Wei almost bent over laughing before returning home, "My God! You haven't seen the expression on Third Uncle's face, my God, I'm dying of laughter!"

Xiao Le was awakened by Xiao Wei's exaggerated laughter.

He yawned, and looked at the sky outside the window, there was a little sunlight, so it was a sunny day today.

After lying on the bed for a while, Xiao Le finally got up.

"Didn't you want to eat pickle cakes last night? Try the pickle cakes baked by your sister-in-law. They are thin and delicious."

Mother Xiao took three for Xiao Le.

Xiao Le's hands were still a little wet. He shook his hands just after washing. After his hands were dry, he picked up a pickle cake and took a bite.

"There's bacon in it!"

Xiao Le's eyes lit up.

"Of course," Xiao Wei said with a smile, "Just yesterday's bacon, I chopped up some of the lean meat, and asked your sister-in-law to bake it in pancakes."

"This is due to my sister-in-law's craftsmanship, otherwise it wouldn't be so delicious," Xiao Le took a big bite, "Brother, why are you so lucky?"

Yu Dan blushed, Xiao's mother also smiled, Xiao Wei coughed, and said happily, "That's not true, I must have done three good deeds in my previous life."

"How to say?"

Xiao Le asked curiously.

"The first good thing is that I have the opportunity to be my parents' child."

Mama Xiao let out an ouch and couldn't help laughing.

"The second good thing is that I have such a good brother like you."

Xiao Le's face turned red, but he looked worthy, "That's right, I am such a good brother, you can't find it even with a lantern!"

Xiao Wei knew that after saying this, Xiao Le would be overjoyed. As expected, it seems that this younger brother is not willing to take the hard way.

The Xiao family has a bad temper, which one will be soft?You can fight whenever you can, don't get used to it.

It was also because of this that Xiao Wei hadn't noticed this before. After remembering Xiao Le's point, Xiao Wei looked at his wife with a smile.

"The third good thing is that I have the chance to marry your sister-in-law."

Yu Dan's face was already red, but now it was as red as a monkey's butt, which made Xiao Le amazed.

"My God, sister-in-law, are you a monkey? Look at your face, it's so red that it looks like a monkey's butt, you don't even look human."

After finishing speaking, he nodded with a sure face.

The corner of Xiao's mother's mouth twitched, and she quickly scooped up a bowl of egg drop soup for him, "The pancakes are too dry, you can eat some soup."

Anyway, this breakfast today was the most harmonious meal they had.

Everyone is in a good mood.

Xiao Le even asked Xiao Wei to take care of his own affairs, "I'll cut the bamboo myself, but if I pick up the tricycle and sell it, my elder brother will have to come. I know my reputation and I can't borrow it."

"Take your time," Xiao Wei didn't evade the question, but instead helped Xiao Le face up to his reputation, "You know about Uncle Zhang's daughter, right?"

"know."

Xiao Le nodded.

"At that time, after knowing that his daughter had a boyfriend who was a drug dealer, and she was also infected with drugs, did the villagers keep talking bad about him? Many people were unwilling to walk with him?"

"Seems to be."

Xiao Le scratched his head, "I remember when that happened, I was only in elementary school, so I can't remember much?"

"I mentioned this just to tell you that now everyone in the village is willing to talk and do business with Uncle Zhang. This is all because of his own reputation. Do you understand?"

Xiao Wei spoke earnestly and sincerely.

"I know," Xiao Le nodded repeatedly.

After resting, Xiao Le took the machete to chop bamboo.

When he went to sell bamboo with Xiao Wei in the evening, he saw Uncle Xiao was bragging with a few people, and he was talking very loudly.

"You know that Xiao Le from my second brother's family is what I love the most. Although this kid is a bit mischievous, he listens to me very much, and I tolerate him very much. I always tell him that he must be a human being. Although he didn't listen very much, I was really kind to him!"

Xiao Le and Xiao Wei: ...

"Let's just talk about yesterday. As soon as he entered the house, he said that he was hungry and wanted to eat bacon. Oh, there are only two bacon left in my house. I thought that before summer, I would occasionally cut off a little to satisfy my hunger. I didn't expect him to insist on eating bacon. Eat, I have no choice but to cook the best piece of bacon."

Third Uncle Xiao sighed. Others couldn't bear to see this. This is not wanting to eat meat, but rushing to eat meat.

"After cooking, I gave him all the lean meat, and I ate fat meat. My child, he can do whatever he wants. I'm old and very thin. What, it's my own nephew."

His eyes were red, but he kept saying that nothing happened to him, and he looked very good.

This is even more misleading.

Some people had already seen Brother Xiao Le, and when they wanted to remind Uncle Xiao, Xiao Le had already walked over.

"Third Uncle."

Xiao Le's voice almost sent Uncle Xiao away.

With a stiff body, he turned around slowly, "Xiao, Xiaole, when did you come?"

"When you turned black and white," Xiao Le's eyes were red, with an expression of being betrayed by the closest person, "yesterday, I thought about you and asked us to call bamboo first, so I wanted to visit your house and see you as soon as I entered the yard. , I saw the mess everywhere, and I helped clean it up.”

"Where are you……"

Third Uncle Xiao stared wide-eyed, you are the one who turned black and white!When did you help clean up?Didn't you fucking help kick it a few times? !

"I was tired of cleaning up, so Uncle San asked me if I had eaten yet!" Xiao Le raised his voice sharply, overriding Uncle Xiao's words, "I said I ate, but Uncle San didn't believe me! He insisted on pulling me to give it to me." I cook bacon and eat it!"

"You hu..."

"Yes, I broke his hand and said I ate it, but the third uncle was so enthusiastic that he insisted on cooking that piece of bacon!" Xiao Le's eyes became redder, "When cutting the meat, he asked me Whether you like to eat fat or lean meat, I said I like lean meat, and Uncle San cut off all the lean meat and brought it back to me!"

"No……"

"Yeah, he didn't leave any lean meat for him to eat!" Xiao Le choked with sobs, "I originally thought that my third uncle was too kind to me, so I thought about sending a piece of bacon over tonight. We still have three pieces at home. Is it bro?"

"Yes," Xiao Wei nodded with a heavy face, "And this morning, my mother also asked me to send some food to thank my third uncle for taking care of my second child, but unexpectedly, I heard my third uncle say... "

After speaking, he looked like he couldn't believe it.

The people who eat melons gasp, this melon is so sweet and big!

"Third uncle, you told me yesterday that Chen Huai and Yang Shulin scolded me in front of you, saying that I was a bastard, a dishonest person, and a douchebag! You were also very angry and told me to beat them up!" Don! I also advise you, saying that one of them is the son of the secretary and the other is the son of the captain, so you shouldn’t say such things.”

"I know I have a bad reputation, but according to their seniority, they are also my uncles. They will never belittle your nephew in front of you, third uncle, right?"

Xiao Le sighed, and said to Uncle Xiao who was full of disbelief, "I was suspicious yesterday, but after I left your house, I just remembered that Uncle Chen Huai bought a pig last month, and you said it was you I fell in love with it first, but he bought it, and Uncle Yang Shulin pulled bamboo through your bamboo forest half a month ago, accidentally crushing two of your bamboos."

"You said that the two bamboos will pay you 100 yuan, but Uncle Yang Shulin didn't say a word, and he didn't take you seriously. So, you were talking nonsense yesterday, they didn't say anything about me, it was you Do you want to use me to beat them?"

Xiao Le stretched out his finger and pointed at Third Uncle Xiao, who was so confused that he couldn't say a word, "Although I, Xiao Le, am an asshole! But I'm not the kind of unreasonable person! Now that the two uncles are present, let's confront each other. Have you ever said these two things?"

Shaking his legs, Sanshu Xiao turned around following Xiao Le's line of sight, and saw two tall men standing expressionlessly not far behind him.

...It's over, why confront?The two things the chick said are fucking true!

The author has something to say: Xiao Le: I am awesome!