Dressed as the uncle of farming culture

The face of Xiao frame who was "revealed" turned black and red.

"Can you blame me? In order not to be cheated, I rode a motorcycle to the town to buy it! The man who sold the chicken fir fungus was an old man, and he was wearing rubber shoes full of mud. When I saw it, he was such a simple old farmer! Bai Wu also gave me ten yuan cheaper, and sold it to me for one hundred and four!"

Talking about what happened last year, Xiao Jian talked more and more, "I heard that this old man is interesting, so I bought them all! Good guy weighed three and a half catties!"

"That's nearly 500 yuan!"

Xiao Le exclaimed.

"No!" Xiao frame said viciously, "I took it back to the county happily, made more than a catty, washed the rest and put it aside for dinner, packed it out and put it in the refrigerator. The soup made by more than one catty will let me know that I have been fooled!"

Xiao Le laughed hahaha, the original owner didn't go home last summer, and ran back and forth between the Internet cafe and school.

"What's even more ridiculous is that when he went to the Nongmen Market to buy vegetables the next day, he met an old man wearing leather shoes and had an argument with someone on the spot. As a result, he pretended to be sick, which scared your brother away from the Nongmen for several days. Market shopping."

I turned around and went to the small market to buy vegetables for a few days.

When Ji Yawei mentioned this incident, he found it funny, "Later, when I went out for a walk at night, whenever I saw an old man approaching, he would pull me away."

"You don't understand," Xiao frame sighed, "The old man is very powerful, I'm afraid that if I meet another one, he won't be able to pay me if he sells me."

"Let's not talk about that," Xiao Le also knew that the social atmosphere was such that many people would be touched. "In the future, I will try my luck. If I can meet it, I will eat it. If I don't, it will be fine."

"I remembered it after I suffered a loss, but you are lucky today, kid." Looking at the piece of chicken fir fungus, Xiao Jia's eyes lit up, "It's still four catties!"

It was already 05:30 when I got back home after digging out just over four catties of Gallus pilosula.

They did it for over three hours.

The next thing is to wash and wash. Washing the chicken fir fungus is also a delicate job. Ji Yawei first stewed the ribs with firewood, and then came over to help wash.

Use a newly bought soft-bristled toothbrush to gently brush the mud and impurities on the collybia spp., and wash it about three times after the first wash.

Finally, put them in bamboo dustpans to dry, and take the food into the kitchen. By the time the food is on the table, it is already almost nine o'clock in the evening.

The three of them were a little hungry, but the first thing they did when serving the bowl was to sip the delicious chicken fir mushroom soup.

"tasty!"

Xiao Le commented with bright eyes, "I'll look for it tomorrow!"

"Come on, stop farming?"

Even though there are still chicken fir fungus in the house, Xiao framed his speech in a grand manner.

"Anyway, it's autumn harvest time, and all we can do is clean up the barren land."

After thinking about it carefully, Xiao Le decided to go look for the chicken fir fungus tomorrow.

Xiao frame was also moved by what he said, and he turned to Ji Yawei and said, "Find more, and find some time to send it to my parents to taste."

"Give it away if you have it, forget it if you don't have it," Ji Yawei said with a smile.

"My luck has always been good, and I will definitely find it."

Xiao Le is very confident.

In the end, I searched several hills together with Xiao Zhuang, but I didn't find the Gallipodium fungus, but I met several ghosts.

No, maybe it's been a long time since I saw anyone. When they went down the mountain, these ghosts followed behind.

"Why do I feel a little cold?"

Xiao frame always felt a chill behind his back.

"Go faster, you won't be cold if you walk faster," Xiao Le said vaguely, glancing at the ghosts following him.

"What are you looking at?"

Xiao frame happened to see Xiao Le's movement of looking back, and asked immediately.

"Don't ask, just ask," Xiao Le looked mysterious, and before Xiao frame could finish listening carefully, the guy ran away.

After startling Xiao frame, he also chased after him, "You scared me!"

Xiao Le ran all the way home, and when Xiao frame was sweating profusely and chased into the yard, Xiao Le was already drinking tea.

"you you you……"

Xiao Frame couldn't speak clearly, seeing this, Ji Yawei quickly came over with a handkerchief to wipe his sweat, "Slow down, don't sit down, walk away."

When Xiao frame calmed down, Xiao Le was already going to take a bath with his clothes.

"Since when did your kid get so good?"

"I was the champion of long-distance running at school," Xiao Le started bragging again.

After speaking, I went to take a shower.

"When Xiao Le came back, he was sweating a little, unlike you." Ji Yawei brought over the brewed tea, "Drink some."

It's ready to enter.

"Old and old, I can't compare to young people," Xiao frame shook his head.

"Not yet thirty," Ji Yawei patted him on the shoulder lightly.

When Xiao Le took a shower and came out with a refreshed face, Xiao frame was helping to cook the fire, "Why are you scaring me when you're fine?"

"Why are you frightened by me?"

Xiao Le wanted to help, but found that those ghosts were wandering in their yard, but they didn't enter the house.

"I'm going to wash the shoes, otherwise it will stink tomorrow," Xiao Le found an excuse and went out.

"It's clean," Xiao frame smiled and shook his head.

"You wash your shoes after eating," Ji Yawei urged.

"Row."

Xiao Le came to the yard with the shoes in hand, turned on the faucet, sat down with a small stool and began to wash the shoes.

A few ghosts immediately surrounded him.

"This kid is very diligent."

"Yeah, but what kind of shoes are these? White ones are not resistant to dirt."

"Young people like this, it's called sneakers."

Among the three ghosts, there are two old men and one old woman.

One of the two old men has no legs and the other has no hands. As for the old woman, her limbs are complete, but her internal organs are empty.

This doesn't look like a normal death.

"It's so strange, we were trapped on that mountain for so many years, and today we met this little guy, and we were able to go down the mountain," the old woman circled around Xiao Le, and even leaned over to look at Xiao Le's face.

"I haven't come down for many years, and this kid doesn't look familiar."

"We have been dead for more than twenty years. This child is at most 21. How could he look familiar?" The legless old man floated over their house and looked, "Let's not talk about this child, I feel that this village born."

"The beast dumped our corpses in the mountains, so naturally we have to find a secluded place far away from our village."

The old man without hands snorted softly.

"It's a pity, we can't be far away from this child now, otherwise I will go find that beast to pay for my life!"

While the old woman was speaking, blood and tears flowed from those eyes, and before they dripped on the ground, they turned into green smoke and disappeared.

Xiao Le listened to their conversation quietly, and knew that Uncle Wang with feet without legs, Uncle Zhao with feet without hands, and the old woman's surname was Song, Granny Song.

After washing the shoes, Xiao Le dried them, and then went back to the kitchen to help with work.

Although Ji Yawei couldn't see ghosts after being with Xiao Jian, she has been a little sensitive to that aspect for many years. No, when Xiao Le just came in, she felt a chill.

Subconsciously, Ji Yawei walked towards Xiao frame.

Seeing this, Xiao frame hurriedly stood in front of her, looked behind Xiao Le with a serious expression, "Xiao Le, come here."

Xiao Le let out a cry, and walked over suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

The chill was still there, Ji Yawei nodded slightly to Xiao Jia, and Xiao Jia went to close the door of the stove, and then took out paper money and joss sticks from the cabinet, etc., "You are waiting for me here."

After saying that, he went to burn paper money and incense candles outside the yard.

Xiao Le didn't speak when he saw this scene.

Instead, I heard the three ghosts of Granny Wu in the yard very pleasantly said, "Oh, we can eat wild food!"

"It can be seen that people respect their elders, so let's not be greedy."

"Then, let's wait. What if his parents are reincarnated and can't eat? What a waste, we help eat."

When Xiao frame came back, seeing that Ji Yawei's face was still not good-looking, he knew that those things hadn't left their house.

"I'll burn some more."

Xiao framed.

"No need," Xiao Le stopped him, "They won't leave."

"They? Can you see them?"

Ji Yawei was surprised.

"Well, I can see it," Xiao Le sighed, "It's just that after having that dream, I can see it a little bit."

"Then, what about when you were with me?"

Xiao frame hurried forward, touched his eyes and said.

Xiao Le was almost poked by his hand, he quickly stepped back, "I can still see it, why, I can't see it after following you?"

"I, I can't see it," Ji Yawei whispered, "I'm the same as you, but after I'm with your brother, as long as we don't separate for more than three days, I can't see it."

"Yeah?" Xiao Le was shocked, "Sister-in-law, you too..."

"And bro, are you so buff? Can you still ward off evil spirits?"

"Did you say that?"

Xiao framed him, "So when you ran this afternoon, it was because you were followed by..."

"Well," Xiao Le nodded, "I just went out to clean my shoes on purpose. I heard they said that I was killed by bad guys and dumped my body on the mountain we passed. I couldn't go down the mountain for more than 20 years. Once we went, I found that I could come down with us. Look They are all good ghosts, and they must have been good people when they were alive."

"No, that's not the point," Xiao Le scratched his head and looked at the two of them, "Don't you think it's unscientific that I can see ghosts?"

"...Probably because I can see."

Ji Yawei replied dryly, so he didn't feel that Xiao Le was lying.

"Ah, the main reason is that although your sister-in-law can't see, she can feel a little bit of yin." Xiao frame also scratched his head, "But in this situation before, I would leave after burning some paper money, but today..."

"I recruited it back..."

Xiao Le also said dryly.

"I don't blame you," Ji Yawei could understand this feeling best, she comforted her uncle, "It sounds like there is a grievance, and it's a good ghost, why don't we report it."

"Eat first," Xiao Le rubbed his belly, "Let's talk about it in the group, otherwise we'll be in trouble if we hear it."

"Okay," so after the family had dinner, they washed up and went back to their rooms, and then they kept beeping in the small group.

And the three ghosts of Granny Wu ate the tribute, and they were embarrassed to follow them into the house. They just floated in the yard and on the roof all night.

Early the next morning, according to the plan, Xiao Le and Xiao frame said that they were going to look for the chicken fir fungus again, and then they went out.

They came to the mountain where the bones of Granny Wu and the others were buried, and searched for them. When Granny Wu said that her bones were all exposed, Xiao Le looked horrified and pointed to a piece of bone protruding from the soil. called brother.

"This, this is a human skeleton!"

Xiao frame also looked scared, and quickly took out his mobile phone to call the police.

Soon the police came down the mountain, Xiao Le and Xiao frame took them up the mountain, when they were questioned by the police, the police officers over there came to find their captain.

"Three bones were dug up, and the forensic doctor said that there were many scars on them, and homicide could not be ruled out."

The captain frowned slightly, and led his men to search around the mountain again, and finally found two rusted axes in the crevices of the ravine.

Xiao Le and Xiao Zhuan also left after accepting the questioning, and at this time many villagers had already arrived at the foot of the mountain.

This mountain is at the junction of Xiao Le's village and another village, so many villagers know each other.

"A case happened?"

The first lady asked the two of them.

"We were looking for the gallinaceous fungus, but we found human bones, and we were so frightened that we called the police," Xiao framed, stroking his chest, looking terrified.

"My God, human bones! Stop talking, they're carrying things down."

While speaking, the police carried the excavated bones down. Even though they were covered with a white cloth, there were still three of them!

The villagers talked a lot, and some old people even explained to Brother Xiao Le.

"When you go back, ask your family members to light a fire outside the yard, and you step over the fire to enter the door, so that bad luck can be dispelled."

"thanks, thanks."

Good people have good intentions, and they naturally want to thank them.

When we arrived at the village, we met villagers who were going to watch the excitement. After finally returning home, Xiao Le looked at the three ghosts who followed him, picked up his mobile phone and sent a message in the group.

Seeing the news, Ji Yawei and Xiao Jia exchanged glances.

Then Xiao frame went to bring paper money and joss sticks, as well as a large bowl of water and rice, and made offerings on the side of the road.

The three of Granny Wu ate deliciously.

"They must not know that their elders have been reincarnated, but it is cheaper for us."

"Yes, yes, we really met noble people. They helped us find the bones and called the police. Our grievances will finally be cleared up one day!"

"Eat and eat, don't talk about such hurtful things."

Xiao Le posted all their conversations in the group.

After watching, Xiao frame clicked his tongue, "It's not that scary."

"It's true, sometimes the living are more terrifying," Ji Yawei sighed.

That afternoon, a reporter from the county came to interview Xiao Le and Xiao Zhuan, because they discovered it and called the police.

Xiao Jian pushed Xiao Le out, and slipped away with Ji Yawei.

Xiao Le stood dryly in front of the camera, did he look a little scared? He looks good, and his frightened look made the aunts and grandmas who saw this scene love it after it was broadcast. .

Anyway, it became popular later.

"Brother! Sister-in-law! How can you be like this!"

After seeing off the reporter, Xiao Le yelled in the group.

Soon, I received a reply from Xiao frame, a photo of two big watermelons.

Good guy, went to town to buy watermelon.

"Bring me two more popsicles! Ask for the most expensive one!"

Xiao Le hurriedly said.

Ji Yawei quickly gave out two popsicles, and then another one, and saw that both popsicles were bitten.

At the end is a small video, Xiao frame is eating popsicles and said to Ji Yawei, "When I went back, I said that the popsicle seller was washed away when crossing the river, and there are no popsicles for sale."

Xiao Le: ...you will be scolded to death for buying popsicles!