Mr. Rabbit Paper who fell into the spider's web

The long night has no intention of sleeping. In fact, Dong Xi was surprised by the fact that he was able to sleep. He thought he was just a soul, but later found that he was just a different body. Except for eating, drinking and lazing, he has other functions of basic human beings. ...Oh, I forgot that I couldn't do that job without Haw, and suddenly I felt like the protagonist in the movie "Teddy Bear" - except that he would rather be a bear than wear a big head and a small body inside the rabbit.

The person who was supposed to be asleep suddenly turned over and startled Dong Xi who was lying on the side in a daze. She felt her hair all over her body explode and stared at Sun Tiantian. There was a movement, he propped up his heavy head in shock and prepared to leave the bed to avoid being discovered, but the spider was right in front of him, and when he lifted his head up, he jumped forward due to inertia and knocked the thing upside down .

"Whoa, my forehead hurts!"

"Don't make noise! ​​Push my head quickly to make me stand up!"

Sun Tiantian murmured suddenly, and the two fell silent for an instant.

Yang Xiaoguai stretched out his hand to push... After pushing for a long time, he wanted to cry and said, "My hands are too short..."

"……idiot!"

By the time Dong Xi worked so hard to prop up his head, he was already exhausted, and Yang Xiaoguai also had chaotic pain in his head due to the long-term oppression, and his hands were too short to rub his head, so he had to sit and wait. The pain passed for a while.

And Dong Xi happened to see his pitiful appearance sitting on the side, and felt a rare sense of guilt in his heart. He stretched out his foot... well, this foot seemed to be as tall as Yang Xiaoguai, and kicked him, "Pretend to be dead, if you have a headache, go lie down for a while!"

Yang Xiaoguai hesitated for a while and lay down obediently, her head didn't hurt so much.

Dong Xi jumped out of bed and walked towards the window, jumping a few times trying to climb up, probably because of his [too short] size, he could only stand under the window and look up, the window was so clean and almost transparent that he could clearly see the dark night sky above , the scattered stars are very dim, and there is no bright moon. I seem to have fallen into this dark swamp, getting deeper and deeper and gradually lost the direction to go back...

"At this time in the past, I should be hugging left and right in nightclubs or bars. The sound of boiling music, close-fitting bodies, ambiguous eyes... these are always dangling around me , oh, sometimes you can even gamble on a game of striptease or something, which is what you commonly call a big adventure."

Yang Xiaoguai lay upright and did not speak.

Dong Xi suddenly let out a chuckle, "Is it boring?"

"...Well, it's okay, everyone's pastime life is different."

Dong Xi glanced at him, "Little Spider, what's your name?"

"...Yang Xiaoguai."

"Tsk, that name is really evil."

Yang Xiaoguai blushed, and rarely cursed with anger: "You are not allowed to criticize my name!"

"Could it be taken by the deceased father or mother?"

Yang Xiaoguai sat on the bed blankly and looked at him, "How do you know?"

"Tsk, I still watch the plot of this bloody TV series, okay?"

Yang Xiaoguai looked down at her short and round calves, and after a moment of silence, she said, "It's Mom."

Dong Xi said indifferently: "Well, my | mother is also dead."

"..." Yang Xiaoguai stared at him for a long time but couldn't help asking: "You... how can you be so calm?"

Dong Xi was a little impatient, "Death is dead, there is a ghost to be sad! Besides, it's been so many years and there is nothing to remember!"

Yang Xiaoguai, who felt that what the other party said was quite reasonable, was unable to refute for a while, so the two sides fell into an awkward silence again.

Dong Xi was a little tired from standing, looked around and dragged the chair in front of the desk over, then climbed up to find a comfortable position to sit down.

"...Well, what's your name?"

"Dong Xi."

Yang Xiaoguai seemed to be a little interested and straightened up and asked, "Is that Xi from Chenxi?"

"Yeah." He said to Yang Xiaoguai viciously, "Isn't it much nicer than your name?"

After finally gathering a little affection for him, it completely disappeared. Yang Xiaoguai glared at him angrily and turned around not to look at him. She looked like a sulking little daughter-in-law, and Dong Xi was instantly amused. Unknowingly, the previous heavy mood was swept away.

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