What to do when your girlfriend is dating online

"Hey? They are masters! Most of the posts on the forum are technical posts written by them! You see, I have only been with them for two days and my skills have improved!! I am now a little master!! Hahaha !"

"Stop kidding yourself, okay?"

Chasing life: "..."

"Hey, why are you always pouring cold water on me... Forget it, let me tell you something funny, do you know? Yi Mao was hung up yesterday hhh his girlfriend chased him into the game and Yi Mao's reply was actually asking for love Don’t want a girlfriend, by the way, do you know who his love is? She is the expert Wen Coffee in Bingxin, she used to be my goddess~”

Yin Tianrui was also a little drunk seeing Xiao Tangmen's thinking jumping so fast, but: "I already knew that Wen Coffee is my master, and I was by the side when that scumbag boyfriend and girlfriend came to block my master."

"Fuck!!!" Zhui Ming jumped up: "You are really hiding yourself!!!"

Yin Tianrui was a little proud suddenly, and then suddenly realized something, and said coldly: "There is nothing to talk about such a thing."

...It feels as if this sentence is more like pretending.Yin Tianrui hurriedly made amends: "Those people you mentioned are not good at all, they only bully my master. When I improve my skills, see if I don't chop them ten or eight times."

"Uh, why didn't you say that warm coffee is a higher rank..."

"It's that scumbag's fault, what does it have to do with my master?" Yin Tianrui suddenly noticed something: "Are you a woman? Why are you so gossip?"

Chasing life: "..."

"Qaq was discovered by you."

"..." Yin Tianrui felt instantly slapped in the face.

"I feel like you are also like a monster, after all, you are so handicapped~"

"==This is really your illusion..."

"╮(￣▽￣")╭hhh I seem to have discovered something important~ Why are you talking about warm coffee like this?"

Yin Tianrui snorted coldly: "At that time, that scumbag said that he first fell in love with my master and then found a girlfriend in reality, so even if it is San, it should be that woman."

"Oh my god! There is such a thing! Please dig deeper!!"

"Mud!!"

Reminder: [Wen Ya] is online.

Yin Tianrui's eyes lit up, and he immediately sent a team message.

[Wen Ya] Joined the team.

"Wen Wen? Do you play jjc?"

"I don't want to fight today."

"what happened?"

"I have a fever (;′⌒`)"

Yin Tianrui immediately felt distressed: "Have you taken your medicine? Did you get an injection?"

"Yeah, there is."

"Then you haven't had a good rest, why are you playing games again?"

"It's raining outside today, I'm the only one at home, and I'm fine."

Yin Tianrui looked out of the window and was suddenly excited: "Where are you from?"

"I'm in City A."

——! ! !

Three exclamation marks suddenly appeared in Yin Tianrui's heart, "Hey, master, are you at home? Are you not in class?"

"I'm already 27..."

Yin Tianrui was stunned for a moment.

What should I do if the woman is seven years older than me qaq

It's not that he can't accept sibling love, it's just that he doesn't get used to it, what if the other party is a mature woman in reality, he doesn't like women who are too mature!Compared with the mature big sister, he actually prefers the cute and well-behaved sister next door!Occasionally, someone who acts coquettishly towards her will want to hug her, fearing the dark and fearing ghosts will curl up in her arms and tremble... Thinking about it really melts my heart!

On the contrary, if the other party is too self-reliant, Yin Tianrui will feel that he can't get along with him. You say that you are such a good woman, what do you need a man for!That's right!Yin Tianrui likes women who are incompetent, and those with red eyes can arouse his protective desire even more! !

That's right!It's so capricious! !

Yin Tianrui thought for a long time before he started typing: "Ah..."

After sending it out, Yin Tianrui suddenly didn't know what to say, and the other party obviously didn't know what was going on in his heart, "What's the matter?"

"I didn't expect you to be so old, master..." Type it out, and then delete it.

"Master didn't expect you to be older than me, I thought you were a student at school hahaha." It looks so stupid, delete it.

"Master, you don't look like a 27-year-old at all, you feel cute!" Why do you keep entangled in the issue of age!Delete delete delete.

"Then isn't it inappropriate for me to call you Wen Wen?" Yin Tianrui shook his hand and sent it.

Immediately, I couldn't help but cover my eyes, that's not right, I just got the right to be called this name not long ago, why did I give it away like this! !

"It's not suitable, lamb~"

"I still like it when you call me Yangyang..."

"How big is that sheep?"

"Twenty..." Yin Tianrui lacked confidence and felt very depressed.

"It's so small, freshman?"

"Sophomore =="

"It's beautiful."

"How could it be so wonderful! Going to a hospital was counted twice!! And I was treated as a little ghost qaq"

"Calculate?"

Speaking of this, Yin Tianrui was filled with righteous indignation: "Two days ago, my girlfriend had an appendicitis operation. In the middle of the night, I had diarrhea and was directed to the most remote toilet by a doctor! I almost made a fool of myself, and in the end, I was almost scared out of my mind by a patient in the toilet. I went out of the toilet. I still heard the irresponsible doctor who showed me the way laughing!! How can you say that the current doctors are so wicked!"

"Actually..."

"You said that I am not declining. Later, because I slept with my girlfriend in the ward, I caught a cold. I went to the internal medicine department to get medicine and met the patient I saw that night. He actually asked the doctor to give me an injection!! I said Just take the medicine! But the saddest thing is that when I ridiculed him for being kind, he actually thought I was praising him...it's just stupid."

The other party didn't answer for a long time, and it took a long time before he said, "Do you think... stupid?"

"It's so stupid, okay, I said thank you later, but he actually told me to get well soon."

"So you're afraid of needles."

"Qaq Why is your focus here? Don't you think he's stupid? He's not the same kind of person as the doctor who played tricks on me. I heard that they seem to be twins."

"But as a man, you are afraid of injections, isn't it embarrassing?"

"Wait a minute, master's model is wrong, I'm telling you about the sick number..."

"Also! When others tell you to get well soon, you should also bless others. It's not rude to come and go. It's too bad that people treat you so sincerely but you scold others here."

"Master..."

"I don't want to talk to you if you don't honestly face your own shortcomings and maliciously speculate on the goodwill of others."

"Master, wait!"

[Wen Ya] You have been added to the block list.

Yin Tianrui: ...

Fuck!Why did the master shield himself! !

However, the two are still in the same team anyway, Yin Tianrui greeted Zhui Ming, opened the divine line and flew to the side of the master.

【Fate】Joined the team.

"00~ What are you doing in Huahai?"

Yin Tianrui: "Why not, why did you come in?"

"Who asked you? I'm asking Sister Hua!"

"...By the way, you can help me to ask the master why he blocked me, can he see what I say in the team?"

"Theoretically, it should be invisible... But, it turns out that Sister Hua is warm coffee!!"

"The goddess is asking to marry me!!"

Yin Tianrui ran to Huahai and saw a group of players laughing and laughing around the fireworks, while Master was sitting beside them, quietly.

Yin Tianrui ran over, circled around the master, and then sat down facing each other. Wen Ya immediately stood up, turned her head and left, Yin Tianrui could see that the master was angry no matter how stupid he was, so he had to type in the team: "Chasing life! You let the master Zu unblocks me, and I can satisfy one of your requirements (can be done)."

"Give me [-] g!!"

"make a deal."

"Damn it!!!"

"Sister Hua, Goddess, [Tai Xu Zhenren] said that he likes you and wants to marry you! If you don't agree to him, he will fry you a lot of oranges!!"

Yin Tianrui was nervous for a while: "What are oranges? Don't talk nonsense!"

"Oranges are these fireworks on the ground, don't you make them specifically to express apology or love 00"

"Really!!!!"

"Sister Hua goddess! [Tai Xu Zhenren] said that if you don't unblock him, he will buy a lot of oranges to blow you up!!"

"Where can I buy oranges?"

"Hey? Are you really going to buy it? You can only go to a trading house or an event with pets, but I have a few on me, do you want it?"

"If you said that, I would be ashamed if I didn't explode!" Yin Tianrui took over the life-seeking deal and found that the other party had sent ten oranges, so he asked, "Why do you have so many..."

"Did I ever say that I'm actually the 00 of a game merchant?"

"........."

Yin Tianrui belongs to the kind of person whose body g is less than 40 and he is not at ease, so ten oranges are easy to get, and ran to the master's side, Yin Tianrui tentatively right-clicked on the oranges in the bag, and immediately There was crackling fireworks.

Wen Ya seemed to be taken aback, and quickly ran out of the range of the fireworks. Yin Tianrui chased after them and set off another one.

Then the system pops up a prompt for Wen Ya to unblock.

Wen Ya: "What are you doing?"

"Master! I was wrong qaq"

"This can't be left casually."

"It's just for apologizing anyway."

Yin Tianrui thought it was quite fun, he chased after Miss Xiaohua and finished putting all the oranges, and he couldn't stop.

Ten oranges in exchange for the master's forgiveness is simply too cost-effective, Yin Tianrui was a little complacent, and didn't notice the system message sent out by the world at all.

Until many nearby players followed them and swiped their screens.

Damn it!

rich!capricious! !

This is called courtship, those who only put one are simply weak!

Is this the rhythm of burning Huagu?

hhh this Wen Ya seems to be the trumpet of Wen Coffee, right?

Hey hey?Having said that, I also remembered it!

Fuck!Look at World Warm Coffee cuckolding Yimao! ! !

The 818 who was watching Yimao yesterday unexpectedly had a magical turning point today! !

……

At the same time, Yin Tianrui received secret chats from several people.

The sword intent is cold: What the hell are you doing, you stupid sheep!

豮艸芔茻: Xiaobai! !What are you doing! !

Cold and cold little flower: rely on rely on rely on! ! !

Moonlight and Xingxi: Do you still think things are not bad enough?

Jianyi Wushuang: Do you also want to follow 818? ? ?

Yin Tianrui frowned, feeling a little puzzled, until the life-seeker chatted privately: "Look at your system messages..."

Yin Tianrui subconsciously looked to the lower left corner.

The rivers and lakes are flying fast! The "Taixu real person" knight used the legendary [True Orange Heart] on the "Wenya" heroine in Wanhua!In this way, he declares to the whole world: "Taixu real person" loves "gentleness", worships the sun and the moon as an alliance, enlightens the world as a lesson, roars mountains and rivers as evidence, and respects ghosts and gods as evidence.From then on, the height of the mountains does not hinder his aspirations, the depths of the streams continue to travel, the fleeting years do not destroy his intentions, and the wind and frost do not hide his feelings.Even if the road ahead is full of thorns and thorns, you will walk with your sword calmly and without fear.In this life and in this life, never leave and never give up, forever and ever, let's promise each other!All knights can hurry to Wanhua to witness this sincere confession of the "Taixu real person" knight!

wait wait wait!Isn't this used to express apology? ? ?

Yin Tianrui looked at the screen full of true orange hearts swiping, and was a little dazed.

Just when he was at a loss, a private chat with someone made him calm down suddenly.

Selling your heart for a dime: Brainless sheep, are you courting death?