Google's 9527 [Rebirth]

It used to be his home, where he was born and raised.But at this time, although it looks so familiar, it feels very strange.Although the earth is still there, everything he is familiar with is gone, and there are no people he is familiar with.

Nervous, heartless little hooligan, first arrived on the earth who does not know how many years in the future, it is a rare sensibility.Then he looked down at the earth from a high position, and wanted to raise his voice boldly, and shouted: "I, Hu Hansan, are back again."

Fortunately, he hasn't had a convulsion yet, so he just thinks about it. As the spacecraft gets closer to the ground, Google's mood becomes more and more excited.Apart from the standard military posture behind him and the wooden man who doesn't understand the style, everything is actually beautiful.

In order to avoid being discovered, the spacecraft landed in a dense forest.After the spaceship was parked, Baidu activated the cloaking device, and with a heroic wave of Google's hand, they disembarked from the spaceship with a large group of troops headed by biochemical warriors and behind robots.

After the robot got out of the spaceship, it scattered around to collect edible ingredients.This time they also have a new task, collecting edible animals.

There is no shortage of vegetables and fruits on the spaceship. Although there is also meat, most of them are the strange-shaped animal meat on other planets.As for chicken, pork, and beef, there are very few and difficult to buy.

When Google is hungry for meat, it will also eat some meat from other planets, but under the influence of the heart, it always feels a little strange.When he sees a chicken now, he is sure to immediately comprehend the essence of 72 transformations and transform into a weasel immediately.

After being down-to-earth, Google stomped its feet and felt the feeling of being down-to-earth.Then he took another deep breath, how fresh the air is, how beautiful the world is, and the world with wine, meat and vegetables would be even better.If there are one or two handsome guys who are knowledgeable and interesting to accompany him, then his life will be complete.

He suddenly sighed, and turned around weakly to look at his handsome bodyguards who were so handsome that everyone was angry with them, but they were so indifferent to ghosts and gods.Beating his chest and stomping his feet, that wooden face with five expressions is really a waste of that stunning face and perfect figure.

The little hooligan didn't realize that he used several idioms for this pity, and his literary attainment has skyrocketed.

"Master, are you having facial cramps?" Baidu looked at his master's varied facial expressions and asked with a little doubt.

"..." The corner of Google's mouth twitched, and he held back for a long time before saying: "I have a lot of expressions, can I still be as handsome as me if I have cramps?"

Baidu didn't speak, just looked at the five handsome faces of different styles, and then looked at Google's only handsome face.

Google feels that its omnipotent Baidu is getting less and less cute.

In order to allow a few handsome bodyguards to experience things other than war, Google gave them a small shovel and an incubator each, and asked them to look for edible plants, which is called experiencing life.

Then he wandered around the woods with Baidu and two battle robots.Although this place is on the earth, it is in the deep mountains and old forests. Who knows if a beast will suddenly appear from somewhere.

"Baidu, do you have an atlas of animals on earth." Google looked at many plants around him that he didn't know, and he didn't even see them on TV.Google wondered whether so many years of evolution would have changed the animals and plants.Thinking of those weird, ugly and ferocious alien beasts, Google shuddered, hoping that the animals on the earth would not evolve too exaggeratedly.

"Yes, what species do you need?"

"For example, pigs, chickens, ducks~~" Google listed a lot of common poultry in his time.After all, he just cares about whether he can eat 'normal' food, the little rascal doesn't have any deep thoughts.Soon, three-dimensional images of different animals were projected in front of him, and these animals did not change much, which made him breathe a sigh of relief.

While talking, the two walked to a rushing stream.Google looked at the lush and tall trees around, and among the luxuriant branches and leaves that covered the sky and the sun, there were bits and pieces of sunlight shining through.The vines are entangled in the forest, and unknown flowers are blooming in the bushes at the foot of the trees.

Such a beautiful day and beautiful scenery are really suitable for picnics, just do it when you think of it.Google found a flat grass, let the robot put a silver iron box on the ground, and then press the button on the box.

The box opened slowly, and then stretched around. After a while, a set of simple tables and chairs with a metallic luster and as thin as a piece of paper appeared on the spot.The seat is connected to a metal floor mat on the ground, which feels like a three-dimensional painting on paper that I saw when I was a child.

Then another robot puts a food box on the table and serves snacks and juice from the box.Google sat leisurely at the table, feeling like an outing.Although the little hooligan doesn't understand poetry, it doesn't prevent him from appreciating beautiful things.

But at this time, he obviously forgot that this is not a natural scenic spot.The so-called extreme joy begets sorrow means that he is like this, one second he was enjoying the fun of the picnic happily, and the next second something went wrong.

"Master, a ferocious beast is approaching here quickly." As soon as Google took a sip of juice, Baidu issued a warning.

"Puff~~cough~~ hurry up and be alert." Google said and stood up, then took out the energy gun and stood behind the robot. He was very sorry for his life.At the same time, Baidu also activated the autopilot system of the flying car and flew here.In an instant, the leisurely and peaceful atmosphere just now disappeared, and it completely became a heavily guarded look.

Google couldn't help but feel annoyed that he was too careless. In his subconscious mind, this is still the place where the large carnivorous wild animals in zg are almost extinct, and he really thought he was here for an outing.

Soon a saber-toothed tiger as tall as a man appeared in the upper reaches of the creek?Google rubbed his eyes and confirmed again and again that this is indeed a saber-toothed tiger.Nima, he didn't travel through the future, but went back to the past.

"Baidu, why are there still prehistoric creatures here? Have we time-traveled?" If you need anything, you can find the answer to any question you ask Baidu.

"Master, you are thinking too much, we are still in the first year of Interstellar."

"Then can you tell me what that is?" Google pointed at the saber-toothed tiger baring its teeth in disbelief.

"Saber-toothed tiger, obviously isn't it?" Baidu couldn't understand why his master was so excited?So cute little thing, what's the problem?

If Google knew what Baidu was thinking, it would definitely jump up and say, cute girl, little girl, that thing is a large carnivore~~

However, compared with those alien beasts, the saber-toothed tiger is indeed fluffy and cute.However, under the influence of the hooligans, Baidu's character seems to develop in an increasingly weird direction.

"Shouldn't the saber-toothed tiger be extinct long ago?" Google asked feebly.

"Oh~~ This is the result of ancient evolution. After the animals and plants on the earth experienced a crisis of near extinction, many species have experienced ancient evolution."

"Isn't going back to ancient times considered degeneration? Instead, it's evolution? Why don't humans go back to ancient times and evolve into uncivilized monkeys or primitive people?" Google couldn't help complaining.

"Roar~~" The saber-toothed tiger might have felt neglected, so he let out a majestic roar to show his presence.

I was entangled in the profound problem of returning to ancient times = evolution ≠ degeneration, and my eyes were full of mosquito coils, so I yelled back without thinking. "Hey sister~~ Didn't you see that academic issues are being discussed?"

"Aw~~houhou~~" The saber-toothed tiger felt provoked, so it roared back even louder, and then ran towards this side.Baidu immediately ordered the robot to shoot at its feet, just to scare it away without hurting it.

The robot's energy gun exploded under the saber-toothed tiger's feet, and the big tiger, which was evasive, was like a tap dance.But it was brave and fearless, and went forward bravely, until an energy bullet passed through its feet, and after seeing blood, it turned around and hid in the jungle and disappeared.

Google is depressed, this funny comparison came out of the acrobatic troupe, right?right?Right~~ Is this a joke?Hehe~~