Anti-crossing the Red Chamber, the movie emperor Jia She

After "meeting" with his subordinates after eating, Yan Jing was very satisfied, carrying the lunch box, holding Jia Amnesty in one hand, and Jia Lian sitting on his shoulders. Dumbfounded.

After returning home, Jia Amnesty hurriedly urged Yan Jing to rest.

The next day, Yan Jing watched Jia Shen accurately grab the alarm clock and threw it at the foot of the bed in his sleep, and then got into the bed again. He couldn't help laughing in a low voice, looked up at the huge red circle on the bed, and frowned. After a long time, it was still dark outside, but there is such a dedicated crew?Simply...a must buy!

Reluctantly stretched out his hand to pinch Jia She's nose, "Get up, the crew is coming."

"Hmm..." Jia She couldn't breathe well, waved his hands, opened his eyes, looked at the person, was stunned, raised his watch to see the time at 5:36, remembered what he had specially prepared early, and was completely awake, "You Why do you wake up so early, do you want to sleep more without further ado? Go back to sleep!" Pressing the person on the pillow, Jia She was aggressive and threatened, "Sleep more, or I will not want you when I grow old!"

Yan Jing's eyes sank, he wrapped his arms around Jia She's neck, turned over and pressed him on the bed, and sealed his lips with a kiss.This tricky thing, now the daring will step on the line.Don't you know that the emperor can't mention the age?Be careful to take you to practice elixir together, and pray for a long life and a long life without boundaries!

"Hmm..." Jia Amnesty struggled, "Stop messing around, I have something else to do, very important!!"

"Is there anything more important than me?" Yan Jing was very dissatisfied with people's inattention, fixed his face with both hands, and continued to kiss, "Be careful, I'll buy the crew to play, not to shoot!"

"..."

"You also said that you got enough sleep, and you're confused." Jia She took advantage of the gap between words and gasped for breath, "Isn't "Star Dad" under Huajin's banner?"

"I'm too jealous." Yan Jing said decisively and without hesitation: "I'm confused, but," after a pause, he glanced at his watch, "Isn't "Star Daddy" ready at seven and shooting at eight? It's still early, you're going to sleep."

"I won't sleep, you will sleep later, I'll make breakfast for you." Jia She breathed evenly, and said enthusiastically, "I've been good at my craft recently!"

"I seem to have only been away for five or six days. You have improved your skills?!" Yan Jing was dazed for a long time after hearing the words, and all kinds of things appeared in his mind, and finally the memory was frozen there. He changed N styles again, and now the most primitive kitchen Overwhelmed the warm current flowing slowly in my heart, I felt that I should frankly dismiss Jia Amnesty these years.

He really doesn't care about eating, he likes to eat people after all.

Tyrants should have this feature!

Recently, he is very suitable for the domineering president's crazy, evil and charming personality. He feels that this kind of life is like Su Shuang's death. He only lives for one life. Since he has the strength, why not let himself live happily.

"Because the cost is low, the room for improvement is obvious." Jia Amnesty pushed away the hand he was shaking, "Okay, you rest for a while, I'll make it for you... But, you don't have a choice, I will do it now There is only one thing, white porridge."

"You cook for me, how can I be picky?" Seeing the seriousness of the person, Yan Jing was naturally overjoyed, so he lowered his head and kissed him lightly, then let go of the person, under the instruction of the person , Closing his eyes pretentiously, preparing to catch up on sleep.

After Jia Amnesty got dressed, the moment he left the room, he turned his head and glanced at Yan Jing, who was obediently pulling the quilt to sleep, nodded in satisfaction, closed the door gently, and marched towards the kitchen with arrogance.

He will remember that learning how to cook is thanks to Dad Xing.After all, the taste of homemade food seems to be different from that of the chef. He has never had the chance to taste the legendary "taste of Mom and Dad's home", but Lian'er can't miss it.

Even if my father's taste is inferior to dark cuisine, when I recall it with my friends in the future, I can still complain silently. It is much happier than commenting on which chef is the best or which restaurant or private restaurant has delicious food.

As for grabbing a man's stomach and grabbing a man's heart first, if this method can work, wouldn't the Imperial Dining Room be a place of high taste?The taste of the emperor boss is really grating, but only three spoons, but when I think of this as a common situation in modern TV dramas, movies and novels, I suddenly feel that it is interesting to come once in a while.

Anyway, he has prepared Jianweixiaoshi tablets and 120 at hand.

According to the video tutorial he had found earlier, Jia Amnesty put the rice grains and water into the rice cooker without any risk, and then picked up the egg omelette machine, gearing up for a poached egg.

Turn on the fire, pour oil, preheat, add eggs...

Yan Jing lazily leaned against the door frame, seeing Jia She's full posture, couldn't help but a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Ah--" After entering the pot, the oil and water in the pot immediately splashed. Jia She ran back and picked up the lid to cover the pot. Unexpectedly, the lid missed it, but touched his warm arm. A scream of surprise.

"Okay, this should be like this." Yan Jing rubbed Jia She's head, took Jia She's hand holding the spatula in one hand, and said softly: "Don't be afraid, as long as the poached eggs are cooked well, it's not as hot as in the video." Trouble, I need an egg fryer..."

Glancing at the heart-shaped egg omelet, Yan Jing decisively chose the simplest one to start teaching, and was ready to show his skills.

Jia She looked at Yan Jing who suddenly appeared in astonishment, and didn't come back to his senses until the first poached egg, which was burnt black on one side and golden on the other, came back to his senses, "Huang Sang, you actually know how to fry eggs, no, aren't you sleeping?"

"It's almost six o'clock." Yan Jing replied with a smile, "I assure the organization that I will never make fun of my body, and I am waiting to drink Lian's daughter-in-law's tea with you forever." It's useless, if the daughter-in-law's tea is vomiting blood, the only one who can wait is Jia Lian.Forget about Jia Lian.

"We will be together." Jia She nodded solemnly, "We will grow old slowly. But, how can you fry eggs?"

"I'm studying abroad, I don't want to starve myself, so I always come to the simplest way to feed myself." Yan Jing reached out and rubbed the tip of Jia She's nose, "If I have the foresight, I will definitely learn a little while I am young!"

"Then let's learn together now. Meiren Zhong said that eating and cooking is still a family style." Jia She said with a smile on his face.

"Okay~"

"Come teach me how to fry eggs, I want heart-shaped ones!"

"It's fine if you can eat it, don't pay attention to it." Yan Jing glanced at the heart-shaped egg omelet in distaste, "Shall I try it?"

"Be careful it leaks out!"

"No, don't turn around so quickly, wait a while." Holding Jia She's hand, the two waited for the finished product together attentively.

The morning sun rose slowly, reflecting a golden light on the two of them, like poached eggs just out of the oven, golden and sweet with love.

After Jia Lian got up to exercise, he went to Ning Dashenli in the next-door community to have breakfast for the family.

To film "Star Dad" today, we must store up dry food first!

But as soon as I got home, I saw a row of poached eggs lined up on the dining table, and my eyes widened and my jaw opened.

As soon as he took out the cooked porridge, he saw Jia Lian so stupefied that he could even stuff an egg into his mouth, Jia She hurriedly beckoned the people to sit down, eagerly expressing his gratitude, "Father and Papa Yan made Lian Mengmeng something special Breakfast tastes like home, Lian'er has a quick taste!"

"But, Dad," Jia Lian pointed at the dining table with his chin, "there are 24 eggs in total, will the three of us eat them?"

"Ah? It turned out to be so much fried." Jia Amnesty looked back, and couldn't help but raise his hand to cover his eyes. What should I do? It seems that he has some intensive phobia.

The three-by-eight heart-shaped poached eggs are very shocking. They all look golden and have a very good taste.

"Yes, of course we ate it three times." Yan Jing opened the chair and sat down, helping Jia She and Jia Lian scoop up the porridge, and took out the delicious food that Jia Lian had brought along. Before eating, he took a photo for his collection.

Seeing this, Jia Lian rubbed her hands twice, and posted on Moments: Why Lian Mengmeng is not tall is because I eat too many eggs, but I love eggs because my father said it tastes like home~(≧▽≦)/~ Not to be outdone, La La La Jia She posted a home page to commemorate this rare day.

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The three who tried their best to finish the poached eggs welcomed the filming crew, as well as the other four groups of families.

Because this time apart from filming campus life, there is also a rehearsal - how to learn how to deal with strangers. Of course, when it is broadcast, it will be about the New Year. As the boss wife, I want to send a red envelope to the children of the crew. .

After being entertained by Jia She, the host, he played a few more games, visited the campus, and then entered the highlight of this shooting——

At the corner of the street, I met a kidnapper.

"Let them take away the camera too?" Jia Amnesty couldn't help being stunned, "However, even if the kidnappers are taken away, Lian'er won't believe it. He is familiar with every third of the acre of land."

"Young Master She, you have to believe in acting skills!" The director team smiled and asked the five fathers to watch the children's performance together in the shooting room.

In the video --

"I... can't bring any communication equipment to play?" Jia Lian waved his arm and pointed to the watch on it, "My Uncle Gu's modified watch has the location of timely two-way transmission, does it count?"

"Calculate!"

"I still have it on my hat." After Jia Lian took off his watch, he took off his hat, and finally put down his schoolbag handsomely, and took off his coat slowly.

assistant:"……"

"Lian Mengmeng, so cute, if he is kidnapped, Dad will be sad." Jia Lian looked at the expressions on the faces of everyone, and said seriously: "If you want to wear the crown, you must first bear the burden. Avoid being kidnapped!"

The assistant, who was holding a customized service of various positioning video systems, sighed silently, "His Royal Highness is not easy to be."

"That's why it's best to be a star's child, because there are paparazzi following behind, and bad guys have no chance!

Looking at the back of Jia Lian running away with his calves on the screen and then disappearing, Jia Amnesty's eyelids twitched inexplicably.He always felt as if something earth-shattering was about to happen?

Feeling a little bit of anticipation? !

His son will definitely see through the trick of the "kidnapper" and fight the kidnapper by the way!

"I said that good things should not be kept private~" Taking advantage of the gap between the staff members catching up with Jia Lian, the two Zhongli brothers pushed Jia She's shoulders and said, "No wonder you don't worry about Lian'er going out to play all day, just like this." The equipment that is fully armed to the head, let me give you a breath, which brand is it?" As a father with more than enough money, I think Jia Xiaolian's whole set of equipment is good, and it is very suitable for his son to also have a set, so that it is safer to go out. Confined in a small boxy world all day, see the colorful world outside from the cat's eyes!

The other fathers also looked up at Jia She.

Jia She raised her head, very frightened, "These are all designed by Lian Mengmeng's uncles!" Ning Dashen's costume design, Gu Meiren's computer magic hand, Yan Xiaoshu's financial support, it seems... without him What's the matter with this father? !

Thinking of this, Jia She lowered his head silently. In fact, he also had several sets of camera clothes armed from the beginning to the end. Not only did he get lost several times when he first came here, he was almost brainwashed and tried to spread the word, relying on positioning communication. The equipment was picked up, but since he was basically familiar with the world, he was more fond of staying at home, so he didn't need it anymore.But Jia Xiaolian is playful and outgoing, can't stay for a moment, often drives around in a car, and makes friends wherever he goes.Although the overall quality of the population in the university city is relatively high, there are also incidents of cheating, abduction and theft. After Jia Lian understands that there are good and bad people in the world, he also lets people go out to experience some adventures.

Of course, he silently lined up five plainclothes bodyguards behind him.

It is the bodyguard he bought with the money he saved, learning how to arrange appearances from various spy wars 007.

If Jia Xiaolian can still lose it like this, it's simply... I admire the intelligence of the kidnapper or kidnapper too much.

"That's it~" Zhongli stopped talking with a smile. Jia Lian's uncle, a string of male gods, is not short of money. If he raised it in front of the camera, he might be labeled as "moral kidnapping".After all, such a set of comfortable clothing that can monitor the child's dynamics at all times, allowing the child to walk out of the room freely and boldly, is a dream for parents.So he pointed to the video and said, "Stop talking, look, Lian'er is starting to break through."

Everyone's eyes returned to the screen again.

Because the staff hid in the crowd and followed the filming, their skills were slightly inferior to those of professionals. Some places were a little shaky, but the movement of passing through Jia Lian was still high-definition.

Jia Lian suddenly accelerated, wandered around for a while, and then ran towards the house with a smile in his eyes.

The staff looked at the WC sign above and smiled silently, cut the angle of view, and prepared to let the person who played the role of the kidnapper—Jia Amnesty's friend and the actor Zuo Ning who played the great prince in "Jiangshan" appear on the stage.

Considering that Jia Lian is familiar with the place and is an intelligent little genius, it will definitely not work to lure him with ordinary game console sweets and candies. The director team carefully designed N kinds of plans, and considering that the little boss will enter the mall in the future to lead They are moving towards a brilliant tomorrow, and they have specially rehearsed a show - "The Closest Betrayer" - which destroys the trust between people.

It seems cruel, but this plan has no chance of being implemented because Jia Lian is gone.

They just exchanged a few words according to the script and waited for Jia Lian to come out, but they waited and waited for a full 5 minutes, and when they entered, Jia Lian had already disappeared.

Zuo Ning, staff member: ...

He looked at the door on the left of the toilet in a daze, and the corners of his mouth were stiff.

How can a toilet have front and back doors?

I hurriedly informed the director and used the locator to find out where Jia Lian was.But when he reached the destination, he found that the red dot on the video had disappeared, and he was in a hurry.

Jia Amnesty blinked in disbelief after receiving the news, how could it be possible? !

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Jia Lian felt a little overwhelmed by eating "Taste of Home" in the morning, and his stomach began to overwhelm, so he hurriedly found a toilet, but he hadn't squatted down yet, and was just about to close the door, when suddenly there was a bang on the door, and both hands came out of the door Turned in through the seam, followed by the whole body.

Uncle, you can't grab the toilet.Jia Lian raised his head while talking, and then said "duang, duang, duang~~" and backed away with the sound.

You're out (#‵′) convex

Papa's roommate is Uncle Cheng.

Inferior stockings are not mosaic at all╭（╯^╰）╮

How could "Star Daddy" be so shoddy, the crew got bad reviews, and no salary was paid, it's all right!

If you want to use direct violence to cover up the "kidnapper"'s IQ, you should choose better stockings.

Don't ask him how he knows the top-secret script, because he is the young master! ! !

He mentioned this idea to his uncle, the creative director.Just like how the uncles trained him back then, when you encounter bad guys, you have to learn to find the police uncle, instead of giving up eating because of the bad guys and not going out to play because of the bad guys.

The younger brothers are all too shy, especially the little princess of Uncle Actor's family. They think that there are many bad guys and strangers out there, so it's not good to go out for a walk. This is not acceptable.

The bad guys are not scary at all, there are no police uncles who are always there, and paparazzi uncles who are always dedicated to their work.

"If you want to blame, blame your father!" Cheng Chuanzong entered the cubicle with a smirk, closed the door while still holding the suitcase in one hand, looked at Jia Lian with a ruthless look, and trained to tear off the tape and take Jia Lian's body. Cover your mouth.

There seems to be something wrong with the script?

What about the promised snack game iPad water park?

What about Grandma Wolf?

What about spreading positive energy?

Jia Lian stared at the small space with a whimper, all kinds of puzzlement flashed in his eyes.

Taking advantage of the filming of "Star Dad" by surprise, Cheng Chuanzong became more and more proud, tied up Jia Lian's hands and feet, put Jia Lian in the suitcase, took off the black stockings he bought at random, and took a deep breath In one breath, he threw the socks into the squat pit, pressed the button, and listened to the sound of rumbling water, the smile on the corner of his mouth widened.

Jia Lian was dumbfounded by the sudden darkness, and his stomach hurt even more.He must give a bad review when he goes back, he will not be paid, and he will start playing games without giving him a toilet.It would definitely be embarrassing if he pooped on the spot~~~~(>_<)~~~~ He got angry╭(╯^╰)╮

Just as Jia Lian was silently glaring dissatisfied, Cheng Chuanzong pulled the suitcase, walked out of the toilet like an ordinary college student, and did not pay any extra attention on the street.

There should not be too many students pulling their suitcases home.

There was a sneer at the corner of his mouth, and he glanced at his watch. It was [-]:[-], which was the peak period of the big class break and the flow of people.Cheng Chuanzong looked at the students coming and going on the street, his eyes showed a look of complacency,

See, it's that simple.

The fate of the rich

Ha ha! ! !

It can't be worth his little plan.

Thanks to Star Dad's crew for providing him with such a convenient door, hmph, a bunch of idiots.

The hand pulling the trolley case got a little stronger, and took out the latest Tuhao mobile phone 6 to send a text message: [The goods have arrived, and the subway station outside the city will pay for the goods and deliver the goods. 】Afterwards, Cheng Chuanzong calmly got on the school bus and drove to the outside of the university city, his eyes full of longing.If he hooks up with Jia Amnesty, he can get a lot of money.He has his passport ready to fly abroad.At that time, who would know about his unbearable family affairs, and he would be frightened and laughed at.What happened to the poor, what happened to the demolition of the second generation?Why do you look down on people? ? ?

"Student, why does your box feel like there is a sound?"

"My pet is too noisy. It was discovered a while ago, and the dormitory aunt asked me to take it home." Cheng Chuanzong replied with a smile.Die [-], why do you care so much!

"Will this be boring?"

"will not!"

The smiling face at the corner of his mouth froze, Cheng Chuanzong patted the suitcase, "Be quiet, or you will be stewed with dog meat." He smiled and hung up the earphones while talking, obviously looking like he didn't want to talk to anyone.

The curious student immediately smiled apologetically and turned to look at the scenery.

The car moved forward slowly, but stopped just as soon as it turned a corner.

A whole car of people poked their heads out in amazement, looked around, and whispered in low voices.

Cheng Chuanzong looked impatiently at the cars and bodyguards passing by on the side of the road, his eyes flashed with disdain, seeing that there are no private cars in the university city that he promised?The result is not to kneel and lick the rich!

This is the world of money.

Obviously he is good at everything, but as soon as he leaves the house, he realizes that he is like a frog in a well, a clown who makes people laugh at him.Everything that he was once proud of is gone here, obviously he has worked so hard, class cadres, student union campaigns, scholarships, girlfriends...all passed him by, and he was pointed at by others, obviously old Three, she is willing to work for him. There is no room for outsiders to comment on the old Cheng family's affairs!But everyone likes to point fingers, be superior to him, and boss him around.

Jia Amnesty is the best among them, a vase who obviously knows nothing, but because he can be reincarnated, he is still a shameless homosexual who sells it, and has the face to tell the world.

Unaware of all the crimes he has been accused of, Jia She is now running around like an ant on a hot pot.Let the crew stay calm, recall the cause and effect carefully, and report to brother-in-law Yan Jing and others, trying to minimize the impact of the situation, leading the bodyguards to seal off the scene.

When Yan Jing received Jia She's call, he snorted coldly in his nasal voice, took out his mobile phone and pressed 4, "I want to know where Lian'er is, within a minute." If he dared to touch his family, he simply didn't know what Yan Wang was doing. What does the word mean!

Very good, since you dare to play dirty, give me "the way of a gentleman" and return it. In less than a minute, Yan Jing received the reply, and the anger in his eyes was obvious. A mere "ant" dared to act so boldly, which unexpectedly reminded him of his previous life.Those lowly people who are often not noticed will give a heavy blow without a trace.

He was arrogant again and couldn't protect his family.

"Find out who is behind it." While talking, Yan Jing contacted Jia Amnesty on the phone, and then drove to the University City.

"What?" Jia Amnesty raised his voice when he received the news.What grudge does he have with that Cheng Chuanzong?His military training and even his accommodation was less than two months.

The short college life is a good memory for him.

When did you have such a big enemy?

When Jia Amnesty led a group of bodyguards to chase Cheng Chuanzong, looking at Jia Xiaolian who was crying in the crowd, he stared in surprise, as if things were going to be fragmented, he couldn't understand, and his thinking couldn't get on track!

"Papa~" Seeing Jia She, Jia Xiaolian immediately ran over aggrieved, "I will never eat eggs again!"