Anti-crossing the Red Chamber, the movie emperor Jia She

I wear it again, my stature has skyrocketed, and I am good-looking, but my brain is not enough!

Lian Mengmeng stood in front of the bronze mirror, carefully scrutinizing her own appearance when she was an adult, her face was as white as powder, and her lips were as bright as vermilion.The temples are pulled by blue clouds to bully indigo dyeing, and the crescent moon on the eyebrows is like a knife cut.It's still the same face as before, but it's grown, and it's more beautiful. A pair of phoenix eyes look forward to shine, and they have a good appearance.I couldn't help but want to take a selfie, but it's a pity... wearing an ancient costume, ruthlessly exposed the truth!

After admiring it happily for a long time, Lian Mengmeng rested her chin and began to think about major events in life.Taking advantage of the beauty Zhongli's brother not paying attention, he watered all the "Crimson Pearl Immortal Grass" to death on the set, and complained that he couldn't water a beautiful wife.

"It turns out that the brat was desperate to die, and that's how he died?" Lian Mengmeng sighed, frowning.Although he was very calm about the matter of passing through it twice, but suddenly a large paragraph of seemingly silly and naive things appeared in his mind.

I can't understand that from the age of six, I left a lot of rations for my father all of a sudden, and when I was 20, I also had an extra daughter-in-law and a daughter! !

Although he couldn't figure it out, the memory in Da Jia Lian's mind was enough to make him so angry that he broke his watch just because he only had words but no brains!His good second uncle dared to live in their house!Dare to bring his daddy to the barn╭(╯^╰)╮╭(╯^╰)╮╭(╯^╰)╮I simply ignore the existence of his genius Lian!

What's even worse is that Da Jia Lian doesn't care about his papa! !Even if Papa is old and disabled, but he is really not Yan Kong, without father, there would be no him, how could he be so embarrassed? !

Lian Meng started to feel sullen, and said that she would pack up her things and go back to the big house. Of course, she would also take her grown-up wife back.

"Second Master Lian, what are you talking about?" Wang Xifeng looked up and down, left, right, left, right, and right as if seeing Jia Lian who was solemnly telling him that he was going back to the big room in front of him, "Second Master, this is not a good joke. Open it casually, if my aunt hears it, I won’t be happy, now I have to prepare for tomorrow’s affairs of Lin’s cousin and I need to be a housekeeper, you see..." The words stopped, and Wang Xifeng gave Jia Lian a meaningful look.In the past, Jia Lian was also very knowledgeable. The young couple lived under Erfang's hand, but they lived a good life.Because the ancestors liked her, Mrs. Wang was her aunt.

"I don't look at it, anyway, I want to go home! You are my wife...you are my wife. Husband and wife are of the same mind. We must defend against foreign enemies and advance and retreat together. Otherwise, we will share the same bed and have different dreams. It is better to leave alone." Lian Mengmeng pulled Jia Lian For the memory, I choose to use polite words, which are sonorous and powerful.There is no uncle he is familiar with in this world, and there is no father Yan. The only thing he can see most is his own papa.

Even if Dad loves to drink a lot now, and the maintenance is not good, it will fade away.

After speaking, as soon as he turned around, he shook his sleeves and left.

He doesn't know how to coax people!

Wouldn't bullying him recite the encyclopedia of kinship?They are all Lian's second grandma, and they are also called Mrs. Wang's aunt. They are related to the Wang family, not his Jia family!

Sulking himself, he rushed into Jia She's study with quick steps, and he didn't care that Jia She squinted his eyes and enjoyed hugging left and right, but his complexion was not good, and his nose was sour, and he couldn't help it. She wanted to lose Jindoudou, but even if she was young, she still wanted to save face. Lian Mengmeng kept a straight face and ignored the expressions of the people in the house, and directly did it to catch up with the mistress.

His papa belongs to Papa Yan!

"Master~" the maidservants beside Jia She called out in a delicate voice, "Look at how Second Master Lian is here to greet you and make a big fuss!"

Jia Amnesty opened his eyes, his face just showing anger, "Nie Zi, you..."

"Papa, that's not right, father!" Lian Mengmeng saw Jia She scolding him indiscriminately, memories of her childhood flooded her mind, and she was instantly aggrieved, "You don't want me anymore!"

Jia Amnesty: "..."

After being dazed for a long time, he waved his hands to signal the two girls to back off. Jia She looked in astonishment at his sad son who was holding his sleeve and crying, and he didn't recover for a long time.His son, ever since he was brought up by his wife, was fooled by Mrs. Wang, and married a daughter of the Wang family, basically he has not been very close to him.Suddenly, Jia Amnesty couldn't help stretching out his hand, wanting to touch his forehead.

Could it be that he was being fooled? ?But... Jia She frowned tightly, and his brain, which had not been moved for a long time, slowly started to work.Although it hurt the relationship between father and son, his first reaction was to be courteous for nothing, rape or steal!

But Jia Lian spoke upside down.

"...Father, don't want me. I'm not stupid now, but I'm smart. Lian Mengmeng can be a little genius in mathematics and a cute little expert. We will definitely defeat the evil dark forces, take back the property, and abuse the best relatives in minutes. Go to the pinnacle of life!"

"I think you are..." Lost insanity!Seeing the sincerity in Jia Lian's eyes like a newborn baby, Jia Amnesty swallowed the last three words, wanting to be alone and think about the cause and effect of this incident, but Jia Lian, this bastard, hugged his thigh tightly. Yes, can't move at all.There was just a hint of anger on his face, but his figure suddenly shook, "Who told you about uncle?!"

"I..." Lian Mengmeng's endless talk came to an abrupt end, she raised her eyes and looked at Jia Amnesty dully, her heart skipped a beat, as if Jia Lian had never known that there was a wild and evil uncle Liu Lianyuan, His old and incompetent second uncle, who failed the scholar test, did not continue to struggle after landing twice, and regarded his second uncle who gnawed at home as a scholar, and regarded Uncle Tanhua as an unattainable existence.

Lian Mengmeng wanted to hehe, what should I do?

But what is imminent is how to solve the father who suddenly became smart. Lian Mengmeng turned her head, raised her head and smiled foolishly, showing cuteness, "Father, you said that after drinking, you should educate Lian'er like uncle , in the imperial examination, to be the number one scholar, to serve the country and the people, to be civilized and martial arts, to unify...Southern Xinjiang, to enter the cabinet and become the cabinet elder! Just out of curiosity, I followed my father's words to check, and then I was ashamed of the name of Zhang's uncle , decided to turn over a new leaf, and the prodigal son will never change his mind!" At the end, he was so excited that he almost put on a V for victory.

Probably because Jia Lian's eyes were too sincere, or maybe the meaning in his words was too shocking, anyway, Jia Amnesty was completely dazed, and looked at his son very familiarly as he pulled out a famous card from his desk, Go to the imperial physician, and then check him up and down, left and right.

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"Jia Lian, you bastard, what are you doing on my face?!" Jia Amnesty couldn't help roaring, why was he soft-hearted before?This scoundrel dared to wipe his face with black mud.

"Father, I dug this algae mud out of the pond after a lot of effort. After applying it, the wrinkles will be gone." Lian Mengmeng hurriedly put down the cucumber, took Jia She's hand, and swore : "I still have egg whites and cucumber slices here. My father is enjoying it for a while with his eyes closed. My son promises that in a month, he will definitely be like me, with a face so tender that water can be squeezed out!" He got these from Uncle Gu Jin It seems that a lot of beauty knowledge!Although the first attempt (⊙﹏⊙)b Jia She: "..."

Jia She glared at him angrily, and patted Jia Lian on the forehead. He wanted to refuse vehemently, but when he saw those eyes that were full of trust like a puppy, he couldn't vent his anger.

This his son!

The son who will die for him in the future will be gone if he is disabled.

After warning himself several times like this, Jia She simply closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Not long after, Lian Mengmeng smacked her tongue when she saw Jia She go to sleep, he hadn't asked people to drink the soup with ingredients to get rid of toxins?But... Seeing Jia She's really tired, looking at the sky again, mourning and disgusting, ancient people are not fun, they go to bed at eight o'clock.

Forget it, when Baba recovers, he will teach him to dance "Little Apple", and then he will burn the second room and the whole family on fire, hum╭(╯^╰)╮The next day, Jia She opens his eyes and feels his face His face was a little itchy, so he ordered someone to fetch the bronze mirror, and then gritted his teeth and cracked his eyes.A face that could still be seen at first, hehe... The little red pimples turned into pockmarked faces one by one, "Nie Zi!!"

The angry roar echoed in Dafang for a long time, each sound getting louder and louder, as if it wanted to break through the sky.

Lian Mengmeng: "..." Baba with a pockmarked face, I really don't control my face, respect (づ￣3￣)づ╭～"Father, what?" Thighs, no matter how tall I am now, how unnatural it is to do this action.

"Father, my son forgot to get rid of the toxins first." Lian Mengmeng's eyes were watery, papa, trust your son again, okay? "We are the most intimate father and son. I just don't want you to lose your body because of wow...uh, harmony. Father, you are still young. With you, your son will always be a child. No one bullies you. Otherwise, Mrs. Wang won't let her son go without talking about his wife..." Last night, he used his genius little brain to think over everything about Da Jia Lian, with a very dark and deep sense of familiarity.

It turned out that he was wearing a book!

She was wearing Papa’s new movie "Dream of Red Mansions"!

But it seems like a coincidence that Da Jia Lian looks exactly like him.

Although he doesn't know the plot behind it, once he crosses over, he will be treated unfairly, have top-notch relatives, and... All of these, his Mengmeng is suitable, so he will definitely be able to have sex Face!

Even if it's not easy to slap your face, if you take a sneak peek at Jia She and Lian Mengmeng clenching his fists, he has mastered the secret to make everyone's face pockmarked! !