Your Majesty, run away!
Chapter 01 Very Delicious
Ji Liang walked into the alley and heard someone shouting upstairs: "Your Majesty! Your Majesty!"
Ji Liang was overjoyed, without even thinking about it, he raised his head and said, "What are you doing!"
Then... Ji Liang was smashed by a potted flower.
When Ji Liang woke up again, he was dazzled by the scene in front of him.
Golden glazed tiles, red carved mahogany beams, four vermilion pillars hovering with dragons and phoenixes, and layers of crimson light gauze separate this extremely luxurious gazebo from the outside world.
On a half-meter-high round stone table, various pastries and fruits are placed.But the place where I was sitting was a reclining chair. The reddish-brown armrests and the back of the chair were carved with a golden dragon, hovering above the auspicious clouds with its teeth and claws open, shining golden and lifelike.
She sat on a white mink fur cushion, and was covered with a pale yellow silk embroidered cloak.
Ji Liang stretched out his hand and slapped himself hard, but instead of blurring, the scenery in front of him became clearer.
Am I dreaming?Ji Liang touched the half of his face that was hurt by himself.
Suddenly, outside Shaman, a brisk female voice made Ji Liang tremble all over.
"Your Majesty, the Prime Minister is here!"
Ji Liang's body trembled unconsciously, his expression was a little dazed, and his expression was a little dull.
Only to hear the female voice outside again, "Slave, please greet the prime minister."
"Well, can Your Majesty rest in the pavilion?" A slightly deep male voice came in.Before Ji Liang could react, the crimson gauze was picked up by a long white finger, and a man in a white robe walked in.
Ji Liang was taken aback by the visitor, as if seeing a ghost, he pulled the cloak around his body with both hands and covered his head.
"Can't see me, can't see me..." Ji Liang's body under the cloak trembled a little.
Just a quick glance, that beautiful face was reflected in Ji Liang's mind.Based on his years of eyebrow raising experience, this person is definitely not human, absolutely not human!Nima!So beautiful!
Oh shit!This time I dreamed a big hair!Not only is the scenery colorful, but even this person looks like a fairy. Could this be the so-called spring dream? !
When Qin Shaoyan entered the pavilion, he saw Ji Liang curled up on the golden dragon chair like a frightened puppy, the cloak covering his body was still trembling slightly.
Qin Shaoyan walked over with a smile on his eyes, naturally sat beside Ji Liang, and said a little dotingly: "What? Your Majesty doesn't want to see this humble minister?"
The beauty spoke?Still a man?Ji Liang secretly opened a corner, peeking at this beautiful man with a bright smile on his face.
Well, the eyes are not bad, peach blossom eyes.Well, this nose is also good, with a high nose bridge.Well, this mouth is also good, rosy and full.
If the person in front of him was a woman, Ji Liang would jump at her without hesitation.However, it is a pity that it is a man, and it seems to be a relatively dangerous man!
Ji Liang took a sneak peek at the beauty, and moved his body cautiously to the left, trying to keep a distance from the beauty.
Qin Shaoyan, who was full of smiles, naturally saw Ji Liang's small movements, but he still smiled brightly like a flower.
Ji Liang's little heart was beating 'plop, plop'.
"Your Majesty, there seems to be something different..." Qin Shaoyan said with a smile.
It's just this smile that made Ji Liang shudder, and it also shocked Ji Liang.
"Where...what's the difference?" Ji Liang covered his face with his nose covered with a cloak, leaving only a pair of eyes to look at the gentle smiling face.
Confused in my heart, I muttered silently: Isn't this guy calling me Your Majesty?His Majesty = Emperor = ruler of the country.Why is this person sitting here unscrupulously?Still sitting on my dragon chair, is this guy more powerful than me?And how does this guy dress like this!No matter how you look at it, I think it's so damn good-looking!
Qin Shaoyan didn't pay any attention to Ji Liang's suspicious scrutiny, half-closed his eyes, and leaned back. From head to toe, he looked noble and elegant.Compared with Ji Liang, Qin Shaoyan's noble aura can definitely overwhelm his so-called royal aura!
"You..." Ji Liang's face was timid and hesitant.If the person in this scene exists in this space, then it is very likely that I... have passed through...
After a short period of mental struggle, Ji Liang vowed to die and said, "That...can you give me a bite?"
Qin Shaoyan was stunned for a moment, looked at Ji Liang with a little doubt in his eyes, and suddenly laughed out loud after a while: "Haha...is what His Majesty said true?"
Ji Liang cast a glance at Qin Shaoyan, and cursed angrily in his heart: "Laugh, laugh at your sister!"
And he seemed to see the word 'joke' in the eyes of the other party, which made him suddenly uncomfortable, flattened his mouth, and said in embarrassment: "Ha... ha... just kidding."
"Your Majesty, you are the Ninth Five-Year Honor, how can you go back and forth with your words, if the world finds out, it will be said that your majesty has not kept his word."
Ji Liang smiled coldly in his heart, he was just joking, but this guy took it seriously!How can anyone beg others to bite him? Isn't this looking for abuse? !
"Why, the ministers have offered to sacrifice themselves, but His Majesty is still unwilling?"
Ji Liang blushed at Qin Shaoyan's words.
Grandma, this guy sounds so awkward when he talks like this!But since this guy really wants to be bitten, why should he be so hypocritical.
With a wave of Ji Liang's hand, the cloak came off Ji Liang's body, pointed at Qin Shaoyan and said, "Hey, you are the one who wants to bite me, and then you can't bite it back!"
Qin Shaoyan was amused by Ji Liang's words, and his eyes were full of jokes.
Ji Liang thought that the other party had agreed, grabbed Qin Shaoyan's right arm, rolled up his sleeve, and was about to bite it off.Suddenly, his waist tightened, his body lightened, and he turned 180 degrees. Ji Liang was shocked.At this time... At this time, he was already sitting in the arms of the other party.
"You...you..." Ji Liang was so shocked that he couldn't speak.
"Your Majesty, it's a bit far away to sit there, it's more convenient to sit here." Qin Shaoyan said lightly.
convenient? !It's convenient for your sister!Two big men are sitting together, and... still sitting in their arms, it's so convenient!It's convenient there!
Ji Liang really wanted to roar!
Qin Shaoyan handed his right wrist in front of Ji Liang, and said, "Your Majesty, you can start now."
Ji Liang sat stiffly on Qin Shaoyan's lap, his face turned pale for a while, then turned blue for a while, his eyes stared straight at the arm in front of him, it was white all over, whiter than a woman!
Swallowing a mouthful of spit, to be honest, this reminded Ji Liang... the pig's trotters, but a little thinner.
Seeing that Ji Liang was still in a daze, Qin Shaoyan said, "What? Is your Majesty reluctant to part with a humble minister?"
"Who said that, you're not a big girl of Huahuang, why don't you be reluctant!" Ji Liang yelled guiltily.
Naturally, this guilty conscience was not because he was really reluctant.Rather, the posture of the two of them at this time is really that...very ambiguous.
The corners of Qin Shaoyan's mouth curled up, looking at Ji Liang with a flushed face, he suddenly felt amused.His Majesty at this time is really different from the past.
Ji Liang felt that the other party underestimated him!Anyway, he is also a super handsome guy who has never been seen before or since in the alley where he lives. He has never met any beautiful women, and any handsome guy has never... seen!
His heart hardened, and he opened his mouth towards the white and tender pig's trotters in front of him. . .Oh, not a wrist bite.
Huh?Smooth and fragrant!
This is how the piece of meat bitten into the mouth feels after touching the tip of the tongue!
Ji Liang couldn't help but let go of his wrist, stuck out his tongue and licked it.
Pink lips, soft tongue, plus that little face with confusion.
Qin Shaoyan's eyes couldn't help but darken.
"Your Majesty, how does this minister taste?" The slightly deep voice was hoarse.
Ji Liang let go of Qin Shaoyan's wrist in embarrassment, and smiled stiffly, "It's...not bad."
Qin Shaoyan sat up straight, and unconsciously put his left hand on Ji Liang's waist.The body is close to Ji Liang.And Ji Liang was originally a thick-skinned person, and looking at the expression on the face of the person in front of him now, he was a little scared for some reason, so he ignored the extra hand on his waist, but his body was swayed by the other person's face. Approach and lean back.
"Oh? Is this the only way your majesty feels about the smell of a humble minister?"
Ji Liang felt that the people in front of him were getting more and more dangerous, which made people have the urge to escape.
Stuttering: "Eh...Actually, it's not really, actually it's quite...delicious..."
After Ji Liang finished speaking, he wanted to bite off his tongue.
Grandma's!The meat of a big man is still delicious!Ji Liang, how long has it been since you picked up a girl!
"Really?" Qin Shaoyan raised the hand that Ji Liang had just bitten, gently stroked Ji Liang's thin jaw, not paying any attention to some kind of liquid left on Ji Liang's arm, and said quietly, "Your Majesty, I have already tasted it." Having tasted the taste of my minister, now... this minister also wants to taste His Majesty's."
As soon as he finished speaking, Qin Shaoyan's slightly smiling lips held his pink lips.
"You... um..."
Just as Ji Liang was about to speak, a hand pressed hard on the back of his head, and a dexterous tongue slipped into Ji Liang's mouth.
"Uh...uh..." Ji Liang struggled desperately.
The tip of the tongue pierces through the white teeth, and directly entangles with the tongue, like a hungry wolf desperately snatching away Ji Liang's saliva, Ji Liang's breath...
"Well...let go..." Ji Liang trembled all over.
He was kissed forcibly!Still a man!
Then Ji Liang passed out in a hopeless way.
in a dream.
Ji Liang took a bite of a piece of bread that he had just snatched from his sister, and walked lazily in the alley, holding a bottle of yogurt that was almost finished in the other hand.
Shaking the yogurt bottle in his hand, Ji Liang casually tossed it back.
"Throwing things around is not a good habit!" A hoarse voice came from behind.
The 20 years of moral and cultural education made Ji Liang feel a little guilty, and at the same time, he also had some conscience condemnation, but Ji Liang didn't turn around and continued to walk forward.
"Hehe..." The man let out a low voice.
Ji Liang was startled, a man who was so beautiful and outrageous appeared in front of him!
This man is vaguely familiar.
"Who are you?" Ji Liang tensed up, looking at the person in front of him warily.
The man let out another low laugh, bewitching, licking the yogurt bottle he had just caught with his tongue, looking at Ji Liang with a playful face, and said with a smile: "It tastes really good, I don't know how it tastes there..."
Just finished speaking, the face in front of me was infinitely enlarged...
Ji Liang finally remembered who this person was!
The author has something to say: It took nearly an hour of groping to get to this point -_-
The plot of being smashed by the flower pot is a small joke I read before. I don’t know if there is a problem. If there is a problem, I will change it~
Also, and... This is my first time writing a Tanbi article, I hope you like it ^-^
Ji Liang was overjoyed, without even thinking about it, he raised his head and said, "What are you doing!"
Then... Ji Liang was smashed by a potted flower.
When Ji Liang woke up again, he was dazzled by the scene in front of him.
Golden glazed tiles, red carved mahogany beams, four vermilion pillars hovering with dragons and phoenixes, and layers of crimson light gauze separate this extremely luxurious gazebo from the outside world.
On a half-meter-high round stone table, various pastries and fruits are placed.But the place where I was sitting was a reclining chair. The reddish-brown armrests and the back of the chair were carved with a golden dragon, hovering above the auspicious clouds with its teeth and claws open, shining golden and lifelike.
She sat on a white mink fur cushion, and was covered with a pale yellow silk embroidered cloak.
Ji Liang stretched out his hand and slapped himself hard, but instead of blurring, the scenery in front of him became clearer.
Am I dreaming?Ji Liang touched the half of his face that was hurt by himself.
Suddenly, outside Shaman, a brisk female voice made Ji Liang tremble all over.
"Your Majesty, the Prime Minister is here!"
Ji Liang's body trembled unconsciously, his expression was a little dazed, and his expression was a little dull.
Only to hear the female voice outside again, "Slave, please greet the prime minister."
"Well, can Your Majesty rest in the pavilion?" A slightly deep male voice came in.Before Ji Liang could react, the crimson gauze was picked up by a long white finger, and a man in a white robe walked in.
Ji Liang was taken aback by the visitor, as if seeing a ghost, he pulled the cloak around his body with both hands and covered his head.
"Can't see me, can't see me..." Ji Liang's body under the cloak trembled a little.
Just a quick glance, that beautiful face was reflected in Ji Liang's mind.Based on his years of eyebrow raising experience, this person is definitely not human, absolutely not human!Nima!So beautiful!
Oh shit!This time I dreamed a big hair!Not only is the scenery colorful, but even this person looks like a fairy. Could this be the so-called spring dream? !
When Qin Shaoyan entered the pavilion, he saw Ji Liang curled up on the golden dragon chair like a frightened puppy, the cloak covering his body was still trembling slightly.
Qin Shaoyan walked over with a smile on his eyes, naturally sat beside Ji Liang, and said a little dotingly: "What? Your Majesty doesn't want to see this humble minister?"
The beauty spoke?Still a man?Ji Liang secretly opened a corner, peeking at this beautiful man with a bright smile on his face.
Well, the eyes are not bad, peach blossom eyes.Well, this nose is also good, with a high nose bridge.Well, this mouth is also good, rosy and full.
If the person in front of him was a woman, Ji Liang would jump at her without hesitation.However, it is a pity that it is a man, and it seems to be a relatively dangerous man!
Ji Liang took a sneak peek at the beauty, and moved his body cautiously to the left, trying to keep a distance from the beauty.
Qin Shaoyan, who was full of smiles, naturally saw Ji Liang's small movements, but he still smiled brightly like a flower.
Ji Liang's little heart was beating 'plop, plop'.
"Your Majesty, there seems to be something different..." Qin Shaoyan said with a smile.
It's just this smile that made Ji Liang shudder, and it also shocked Ji Liang.
"Where...what's the difference?" Ji Liang covered his face with his nose covered with a cloak, leaving only a pair of eyes to look at the gentle smiling face.
Confused in my heart, I muttered silently: Isn't this guy calling me Your Majesty?His Majesty = Emperor = ruler of the country.Why is this person sitting here unscrupulously?Still sitting on my dragon chair, is this guy more powerful than me?And how does this guy dress like this!No matter how you look at it, I think it's so damn good-looking!
Qin Shaoyan didn't pay any attention to Ji Liang's suspicious scrutiny, half-closed his eyes, and leaned back. From head to toe, he looked noble and elegant.Compared with Ji Liang, Qin Shaoyan's noble aura can definitely overwhelm his so-called royal aura!
"You..." Ji Liang's face was timid and hesitant.If the person in this scene exists in this space, then it is very likely that I... have passed through...
After a short period of mental struggle, Ji Liang vowed to die and said, "That...can you give me a bite?"
Qin Shaoyan was stunned for a moment, looked at Ji Liang with a little doubt in his eyes, and suddenly laughed out loud after a while: "Haha...is what His Majesty said true?"
Ji Liang cast a glance at Qin Shaoyan, and cursed angrily in his heart: "Laugh, laugh at your sister!"
And he seemed to see the word 'joke' in the eyes of the other party, which made him suddenly uncomfortable, flattened his mouth, and said in embarrassment: "Ha... ha... just kidding."
"Your Majesty, you are the Ninth Five-Year Honor, how can you go back and forth with your words, if the world finds out, it will be said that your majesty has not kept his word."
Ji Liang smiled coldly in his heart, he was just joking, but this guy took it seriously!How can anyone beg others to bite him? Isn't this looking for abuse? !
"Why, the ministers have offered to sacrifice themselves, but His Majesty is still unwilling?"
Ji Liang blushed at Qin Shaoyan's words.
Grandma, this guy sounds so awkward when he talks like this!But since this guy really wants to be bitten, why should he be so hypocritical.
With a wave of Ji Liang's hand, the cloak came off Ji Liang's body, pointed at Qin Shaoyan and said, "Hey, you are the one who wants to bite me, and then you can't bite it back!"
Qin Shaoyan was amused by Ji Liang's words, and his eyes were full of jokes.
Ji Liang thought that the other party had agreed, grabbed Qin Shaoyan's right arm, rolled up his sleeve, and was about to bite it off.Suddenly, his waist tightened, his body lightened, and he turned 180 degrees. Ji Liang was shocked.At this time... At this time, he was already sitting in the arms of the other party.
"You...you..." Ji Liang was so shocked that he couldn't speak.
"Your Majesty, it's a bit far away to sit there, it's more convenient to sit here." Qin Shaoyan said lightly.
convenient? !It's convenient for your sister!Two big men are sitting together, and... still sitting in their arms, it's so convenient!It's convenient there!
Ji Liang really wanted to roar!
Qin Shaoyan handed his right wrist in front of Ji Liang, and said, "Your Majesty, you can start now."
Ji Liang sat stiffly on Qin Shaoyan's lap, his face turned pale for a while, then turned blue for a while, his eyes stared straight at the arm in front of him, it was white all over, whiter than a woman!
Swallowing a mouthful of spit, to be honest, this reminded Ji Liang... the pig's trotters, but a little thinner.
Seeing that Ji Liang was still in a daze, Qin Shaoyan said, "What? Is your Majesty reluctant to part with a humble minister?"
"Who said that, you're not a big girl of Huahuang, why don't you be reluctant!" Ji Liang yelled guiltily.
Naturally, this guilty conscience was not because he was really reluctant.Rather, the posture of the two of them at this time is really that...very ambiguous.
The corners of Qin Shaoyan's mouth curled up, looking at Ji Liang with a flushed face, he suddenly felt amused.His Majesty at this time is really different from the past.
Ji Liang felt that the other party underestimated him!Anyway, he is also a super handsome guy who has never been seen before or since in the alley where he lives. He has never met any beautiful women, and any handsome guy has never... seen!
His heart hardened, and he opened his mouth towards the white and tender pig's trotters in front of him. . .Oh, not a wrist bite.
Huh?Smooth and fragrant!
This is how the piece of meat bitten into the mouth feels after touching the tip of the tongue!
Ji Liang couldn't help but let go of his wrist, stuck out his tongue and licked it.
Pink lips, soft tongue, plus that little face with confusion.
Qin Shaoyan's eyes couldn't help but darken.
"Your Majesty, how does this minister taste?" The slightly deep voice was hoarse.
Ji Liang let go of Qin Shaoyan's wrist in embarrassment, and smiled stiffly, "It's...not bad."
Qin Shaoyan sat up straight, and unconsciously put his left hand on Ji Liang's waist.The body is close to Ji Liang.And Ji Liang was originally a thick-skinned person, and looking at the expression on the face of the person in front of him now, he was a little scared for some reason, so he ignored the extra hand on his waist, but his body was swayed by the other person's face. Approach and lean back.
"Oh? Is this the only way your majesty feels about the smell of a humble minister?"
Ji Liang felt that the people in front of him were getting more and more dangerous, which made people have the urge to escape.
Stuttering: "Eh...Actually, it's not really, actually it's quite...delicious..."
After Ji Liang finished speaking, he wanted to bite off his tongue.
Grandma's!The meat of a big man is still delicious!Ji Liang, how long has it been since you picked up a girl!
"Really?" Qin Shaoyan raised the hand that Ji Liang had just bitten, gently stroked Ji Liang's thin jaw, not paying any attention to some kind of liquid left on Ji Liang's arm, and said quietly, "Your Majesty, I have already tasted it." Having tasted the taste of my minister, now... this minister also wants to taste His Majesty's."
As soon as he finished speaking, Qin Shaoyan's slightly smiling lips held his pink lips.
"You... um..."
Just as Ji Liang was about to speak, a hand pressed hard on the back of his head, and a dexterous tongue slipped into Ji Liang's mouth.
"Uh...uh..." Ji Liang struggled desperately.
The tip of the tongue pierces through the white teeth, and directly entangles with the tongue, like a hungry wolf desperately snatching away Ji Liang's saliva, Ji Liang's breath...
"Well...let go..." Ji Liang trembled all over.
He was kissed forcibly!Still a man!
Then Ji Liang passed out in a hopeless way.
in a dream.
Ji Liang took a bite of a piece of bread that he had just snatched from his sister, and walked lazily in the alley, holding a bottle of yogurt that was almost finished in the other hand.
Shaking the yogurt bottle in his hand, Ji Liang casually tossed it back.
"Throwing things around is not a good habit!" A hoarse voice came from behind.
The 20 years of moral and cultural education made Ji Liang feel a little guilty, and at the same time, he also had some conscience condemnation, but Ji Liang didn't turn around and continued to walk forward.
"Hehe..." The man let out a low voice.
Ji Liang was startled, a man who was so beautiful and outrageous appeared in front of him!
This man is vaguely familiar.
"Who are you?" Ji Liang tensed up, looking at the person in front of him warily.
The man let out another low laugh, bewitching, licking the yogurt bottle he had just caught with his tongue, looking at Ji Liang with a playful face, and said with a smile: "It tastes really good, I don't know how it tastes there..."
Just finished speaking, the face in front of me was infinitely enlarged...
Ji Liang finally remembered who this person was!
The author has something to say: It took nearly an hour of groping to get to this point -_-
The plot of being smashed by the flower pot is a small joke I read before. I don’t know if there is a problem. If there is a problem, I will change it~
Also, and... This is my first time writing a Tanbi article, I hope you like it ^-^
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