I'm a Demon King in Journey to the West

Shi Zheng found that the gods don't need to sleep, just like the underworld is always dark, the heaven is always bright as day, and only the human world has day and night.

As for how to distinguish whether or not the next day in the heavenly world is coming, it is strange to say that Shi Zheng just knows.

Perhaps this is the biological clock in heaven that automatically turns on after being granted the celestial talisman.

After resting for another day, Shi Zheng was assigned to work on the third day when he came to Emperor Zhenwu's Taihe Palace.

Responsible for standing guard outside the first gate.

At the same time as him, there were eight other spirit officials, and some great powers.

It's easy, but it's also boring.

However, fortunately, I heard that there is only one shift in half a month, and the rest of the time, listen to the arrangement above.

If there is no arrangement, then free reign.

Overall, the work is quite easy.

Because it is very relaxed, everyone is very idle, and they are not allowed to do anything else, only chatting.

The others are all old colleagues, everyone knows the trivial things, only Shi Zheng is a fresh blood, all eyes are on him, chatting like checking household registration.

"So you are a lion who has become a spirit, so do you have any family members in the lower realm?" A spirit official said: "Many of us were soldiers in the lower realm, and were awarded official positions after we died in battle. Alas, unlike For those great immortals, their wives and children can all become immortals."

They didn't take the initiative to see through the world of mortals and ascend to immortality, but because they were brave and loyal when they were alive, and they were rewarded as immortals after death, and there were many longings for the world of mortals in their bones.

The implication is that the big leaders can have wives and children, but they are alone in the heaven.

Shi Zheng thought about it, isn't it just blowing water and chatting to pass the time, he is good at this, and it can also bring the relationship between colleagues closer.

"Well, I have no relatives in the lower realm now except for friends and a few subordinates. But when I became a human and went out to explore the world, I experienced a period of love. From then on, I saw through the world of mortals.

I have to start from when I was a little lion. Once I went out for fun and was accidentally caught by a hunter. I sent it to the palace as a gift to the king, but I met a princess who was not married at that time. The princess was really beautiful. At that time He was about to be married off by his father to a son of a family she didn't love.

Not only that, the family's children are cruel and bloodthirsty, and there are countless concubines. The princess doesn't want to marry. Every time I come to the zoo, she tells me her troubles, because no one in the whole palace can understand her, and she can only talk to the animals... "

Everyone is idle, and they all come to listen to Shi Zheng talk about the past.

Before Shi Zheng traveled through time, he had watched a few TV dramas in various magazines, such as reincarnation, love in several generations, sadomasochism and other elements, and mixed them together to make up stories and chat.

"and after?"

"Later the princess was still married. Alas, when she came back to see me after marriage, I saw bruises on the corners of her eyes. It turned out that she was beaten by that bastard husband, but she didn't dare to say it because her father was afraid of her father-in-law. I am afraid that he will rebel and usurp the country." Shi Zheng continued: "So one time, during a palace performance, I was released into a ring of fire, and the princes and ministers on the stage, I saw the right moment, jumped onto the stage, and killed the princess's husband with one bite. .”

"And then?" The curiosity of the other spirit officials was aroused.

"The palace guards saw this and drew their bows and arrows to shoot me. Fortunately, at this time, my father finally found me, and a whirlwind rescued me. But the princess was miserable. Her father-in-law thought I was the king and arranged to kill him My son, when I returned to the mansion, I mobilized troops to enter the palace. However, the usurper finally suppressed the rebellion, and the king quelled the rebellion. Unfortunately, the princess was killed in the chaos. I killed her in this life, so I swear, I must make up for her , and found her reincarnation, she is a blind little peasant girl in this life..."

The style of the story has changed to an innocent love story between a fledgling little lion demon and a blind peasant girl.

"And then, have you been together for life?"

Shi Zheng shook his head, how can it be, can love without terminal illness be called love.

"Later I found out that the reason why she was blind was because of a tumor in her head, which affected her vision, and the tumor grew bigger and bigger, and now she has few days to live. Of course I can't let go of it, So I decided to go to Wudingmen to steal Ganoderma lucidum to save her. As a result, I was out of power and was detained by them. When I finally escaped, I found that she was dying, so I took out my demon pill to treat her. , but it can only make her live a few more days, but on the last day, she suddenly can see the world clearly. I hold her until the end of life. I still remember her last words, she said that it is a pity that this is my first The first time I saw you clearly was also the last time...she left me again."

When the spirit officials heard this, they all sighed.

Shi Zheng said: "Because I took the demon pill to save her, my cultivation base was exhausted and I became a lion again. I had to start training from the beginning. Fortunately, I worshiped a good master, who was also the national teacher at that time. , I was lucky enough to enter the Taoist temple in the palace, but I was caught off guard, and I met her again. She is the king's most beloved daughter, and she is very pampered..."

The painting style of the story suddenly changed to lure the monk, ah no, lure the Tao.

It became a drama in which the beautiful princess fell in love with the monster who was devoted to seeking Taoism, seduced many times, Shi Zheng wanted to greet but refused, and wandered between love and not love.

When Wang Lingguan came back from the outside, he could see from a distance the spirit officials on duty outside the main hall surrounding the newcomer Shi Zheng, all of them paying attention as if they were listening to some important speech.

Thinking of how murderous he is under his hands, sometimes he has a stubborn temper, and he can't even listen to his speech, how can he be so caring about a newcomer.

So he went quietly, and saw that Shi Zheng was surrounded by spirit officials, and the spirit officials were surrounded by Dali Tianding, a three-story circle.

He was all approaching, but no one noticed, which shows how focused these guys are.

Wang Lingguan poked his head, and saw a Lingguan clenched his fist and asked excitedly: "You are too unrestrained, just agree, why bother Nini!"

Another spiritual officer was indignant, "Exactly! I missed the previous two lives, and I still don't cherish this life, what are you entangled with?!"

Shi Zheng was about to speak, when suddenly he saw his immediate boss Wang Lingguan standing behind a group of people with a mysterious smile, he was startled and hurriedly said: "You are back."

As soon as the spirit officials forgot about the sound, they saw Wang Lingguan standing behind them without saying a word, they were all frightened like birds and beasts.

But suddenly thinking that he still had the task of holding the temple, he stopped his escape and stood still to listen to the training.

At this time, Wang Lingguan frowned and asked: "What you said, you and the princess have been reincarnated for several lives, how come there is no princess reincarnated as a man."

Shi Zheng was taken aback for a moment, almost forgetting that there is no perfect love model in the real world.

It is not impossible to be a beautiful woman in this life and to be a hairy-chested man in the next life.

Wang Lingguan said: "It is very rare that she has a female body for three consecutive lives. If she becomes a male body in a certain life, what will you do?"

Shi Zheng bit the bullet, pursed his lips and said, "I was in love at the time, and when I really fell into it, I don't care about men and women."

After a short period of chills, the Lingguan and Dali Tianding agreed, "That's right, this is called Love Tribulation."

Wang Lingguan's eyes blinded them, the gods in the heavenly court have uneven concentration, and the mortal heart can be moved countless times a year, but almost all of them have evil intentions but no courage.

Now there is a new immortal who lacks immortal energy and is full of mortal energy, and they all come to listen to the stories of the mortal world and live their hearts, he understands.

But this unhealthy trend must be stopped.

But Shi Zheng couldn't be shut up, after all, he was talking about his love with a critical attitude.

It is the way to get rid of the mortal love of children who hate men and women.

It can really take advantage of loopholes.

The most important thing is that he was summoned by the Jade Emperor.

Of course we can't do anything to Shi Zheng, we can't drive him away, but we can't let him continue to pollute the spirit officials.

Just when he was worried, he saw Mr. Mu Dexing flying over in a hurry, and said in a loud voice: "The order of the Jade Emperor is passed on, and the Lingguan will escort Kui Mulang to Tushita Palace to be punished."

Shi Zheng was taken aback for a moment, Kui Mulang had already descended into the realm as a demon and been dealt with by Monkey King?

It seems that the pilgrimage group is proceeding in an orderly manner.

However, his mind was only shocked, and he instantly relaxed. He is now a well-organized god, and he has nothing to worry about.

Get the scriptures, go get them, don't care about his business.

Wang Lingguan led the order, "I will send the spirit officer to escort Kui Mulang." After looking at the group of spirit officials under him, he said to Shi Zheng, "Just you and Marshal Yang."

"what?"

Wang Lingguan urged: "Go, we are all waiting."

This circle is full of addicted spiritual officers waiting for Shi Zheng to tell a story. If he doesn't leave, this matter will not end for a while.

"Yes." Shi Zheng could only obey orders, and went with Mu De Xingjun together with Marshal Yang.

"Go and come back, I didn't wait for you to come back and continue talking."

"come back earlier."

Bearing the eager anticipation of the return trip from the spirit officials, Shi Zheng left.

As soon as he left, the other spiritual officials dispersed angrily and got busy with their own affairs.

Shi Zheng followed Mu De Xingjun to the Lingxiao Hall, thinking in his heart that Kui Mulang was sad, and the sutra group would soon go to the Lotus Cave in Jinjiaoyinjiao.

At that time, Taishang Laojun will know that the purple gold gourd was broken by him.

It was very dangerous, fortunately, before Taishang Laojun came to the door, he had already granted the fairy talisman.

Since everyone is a member of the Heavenly Court, it shouldn't be a big problem... right?

But I was afraid that he could escape the felony, but it was inevitable to pay Laojun compensation.

Do you want to donate all the money you have saved in the world?

When Shi Zheng was distressed, Marshal Yang curiously asked Mr. Mu Dexing, "Kui Mulang is one of the 28 constellations. What crime did he commit? Why was he sent to Tushita Palace to burn the stove?"

Mu De Xingjun sighed, and told about Kui Mulang's elopement to the lower realm with the original maid of Pixiang Palace.

As Shi Zheng knew, Kui Mulang had a relationship with the jade girl of Pixiang Palace, and the two eloped to the lower realm.

The jade girl was reincarnated as the princess of the Baoxiang Kingdom, Baihuasha, and lost her memory. Kui Mulang took her into the cave and imprisoned her, and gave birth to two children.

Kui Mulang is shy and moody towards Baihua, sometimes obeys his words affectionately, and sometimes suspects that the princess has delivered a letter back to the country, so he grabs the princess by the hair and tries to kill her with a knife.

The Buddhist scriptures group passed by, and Baihua asked them to send a family letter to their father. King Baoxiang begged Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing to save his daughter.

In the end, Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha were driven away, and they couldn't deal with the monster at all, so they could only look for Monkey King back with embarrassment.

Then there is the story of Monkey King beating Kui Mulang violently, and ordering two juniors to fall to death the half-human monster.

In short, it is okay to eat people in the lower world, but not with artificial people.

Marshal Yang said with emotion: "It turns out that he committed such a crime."

Shi Zheng thought, Yang Jian's old lady went down to give birth to a child and was crushed under the mountain, but Kui Mulang went down to give birth and was only punished to burn the stove?

Why?Is the key to whether or not to keep the children?

If the child is dead, the punishment is not so severe?

Shi Zheng thought about it all the way, and when he came to the Lingxiao Hall, he saw Kui Mulang kneeling outside the Lingxiao Hall, with blue skin and a wolf's head, which corresponded to the appearance of Kui Mulang, a big blue wolf who had cultivated into a spirit.

"Kui Mulang, from today onwards, you have to burn the stove for the Supreme Lord, and remember to repent." Mu Dexing said: "You and the two spirit officials go to Tushita Palace immediately."

Kui Mulang stood up with a dejected face, responded dully, and drove up the clouds like a walking corpse.Shi Zheng and Zhang Lingguan accompanied him on the left and right.

The Tushita Palace is 33 days away from Lihentian, and it took a while to arrive.

The Tushita Palace is worthy of being a senior high-end building, with a high-end atmosphere and luxury, which is even better than the Lingxiao Palace of the Jade Emperor.

As soon as Shi Zheng and the others showed up, the boy guarding the door said, "Why are you here? The patriarch is not here."

Shi Zheng had a bad premonition, if Laojun is not here, could it be that the lower realm has taken over the golden and silver horns?This can be troublesome.

Marshal Yang said: "Kui Mulang violated the rules of heaven, the Jade Emperor asked us to escort him here and hand him over to Laojun to burn the stove."

Hearing the words, the boy's expression changed suddenly, it was very ugly, and his voice also said coldly, "Then there are two spirit officials, waiting outside the door for our patriarch to return."

Shi Zheng aimed at Kui Mulang, even if the lower realm was a yellow-robed king acting as a demon, he was now a half-dead gray wolf with a low spirit.

Shi Zheng didn't want to bump into Laojun, so he said to Marshal Yang: "He has been delivered, and I don't think he will run away. I suddenly remembered that I have something to do, and I have to go back to the Taihe Palace quickly. Please stay and do it." Delivery, I feel like leaving."

Marshal Yang didn't care, "If you have something to do, you can go first."

But at this moment, voices were heard in the distance.

Shi Zheng swept his eyes, and there was an old fairy with a white beard leading two teenagers coming here, needless to say, they were the Taishang Laojun and Jinjiaoyinjiao.

Shi Zheng closed his eyes in resignation, the damn time difference, as soon as Kui Mulang returned to the Heavenly Court, it was Golden Horn and Silver Horn's turn.

When Taishang Laojun saw a spirit official coming here in front of the palace gate, he was about to ask questions.

The silver boy next to him jumped three feet high, pointed to the opposite side and said: "You monster, how dare you come here, we are looking for you."

Although his appearance had changed, Shi Zheng immediately recognized that this person was Yin Jiao by virtue of his hateful speech, and quickly turned his head aside.

Marshal Yang went in without knowing, "Do you know that boy?"

Shi Zheng said decisively: "I don't know, I admit it."

"What's wrong, it's you!" Yin Tongzi rushed to Shi Zheng and stared at him closely, "Don't think that I won't recognize you if you change your outfit! It's you!" Jundao: "Patriarch, this guy broke your purple gold gourd."

The golden boy next to him also recognized Shi Zheng, and hurriedly echoed, "That's right, it was him. He was the one who interrupted the Seven Star Sword."

Shi Zheng felt suffocated for a while, but then he felt overwhelmed, okay, I had expected such a day for a long time, and I would come sooner or later.

Besides, he is also a fairy in size now, and his waist does not feel stiffer.

I don't believe Laojun can kill him.

"I can't recognize you if you change your appearance. I just remembered Zijin Gourd and Seven Star Sword. It turned out to be you two monsters from Pingdingshan. You wanted to eat my friend back then, and I haven't settled with you yet! It turned out to be a boy from your place! I seem to have heard you say that you have eaten a lot of people. My friend was just lucky enough to be rescued by me, not eaten by you."

Everyone tacitly does not pursue the matter of cannibalism in the lower realm.

But that's the default, and it's not good to spread it out, especially if it's from the Tushi Palace, which will seriously affect the reputation.

Yin Tongzi was taken aback, and immediately denied it: "... I don't remember anything after being reincarnated. Don't talk nonsense about the disappearance!"

"Oh, don't remember? Then how do you remember that I broke the purple gold gourd?" Shi Zheng pushed the responsibility back, "How do I remember, you said that you swallowed and swallowed that gourd hundreds of times. It must have been corroded by gastric juice Yes, really, if you have too much gastric juice, you should take medicine, if the magic weapon is broken, it’s not good.”

Anyway, he won't take the blame, he won't admit it.

Taishang Laojun never said a word, nor did he intend to scold his boy.

The two boys, gold and silver, realized that they couldn't beat this monster, so they complained to Laojun: "By the way, he beat us up and kicked my ribs. That monkey."

If you don't kick it, you can't beat it, Shi Zheng doesn't admit it: "Who beat you? Is there an injury report?"

The gold and silver boy's monster body had already been thrown in the lower realm, so where could he still be injured, he stared angrily.

Shi Zheng pretended not to see, and turned to look at his colleague Marshal Yang: "The old gentleman is back, it's time for us to settle the matter."

At this time, Yin Tongzi scratched his head and racked his brains to think of something, "You, you devil king, you are the sworn brother of that grandson monkey, and now you are in heaven, you must have evil intentions!"

"What you said, Sun Wukong is now escorting Tang Monk to the west to learn scriptures, with a sincere heart, he is a righteous man, or a righteous monkey, so what if I swore to him? Besides, I..."

Before Shi Zheng could finish speaking, he felt a shadow attack from the side from the corner of his eye, and hurriedly dodged away, only to see that it was Kui Mulang.

He pointed at Shi Zheng and said angrily: "You are Sun Houzi's sworn brother?! Tell him to return my child!"

In the mortal world, Kui Mulang's two children born to Baihua were embarrassed by Sun Wu, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing, fell to death in front of the imperial steps of Baoxiang Kingdom, and became two meat pies.

He was so angry that he heard that the person in front of him was Sun Wukong's sworn brother, so he couldn't help but feel angry from his heart, and he was full of hatred towards him.

Shi Zheng dodged, "Calm down, I haven't seen him for 500 years."

Kui Mulang just wanted to vent his anger now. The guy in front of him was Sun Wukong's sworn brother, and he was just a small spiritual official, so he was a good candidate to vent his anger.

No matter how the other party defends, he will hit him with a punch.

As a member of the Tianting Law Enforcement Brigade, how could Shi Zheng beat the "serving prison" person?Just dodge, don't let the opponent hit you.

Marshal Yang saw him at the side, and went up to stop Kui Mulang, "Stop it!" Naihe was not an opponent at all, and was kicked far away by Kui Mulang.

Laojun stood aside with his arms folded, not making a sound at all.

On the other hand, Jin Tongzi and Yin Tongzi cheered up Kui Mulang, "We heard down below that this guy and Monkey King are real sworn brothers. They are also scheming and ruthless!"

After all, Kui Mulang is one of the 28 constellations, and he still has some strength.

But to see who he compares with, compared with ordinary gods, he is a bit capable.

Not to mention that Shi Zheng was stronger than him at the beginning, and he had also improved himself with Buddha Treasure and Nine-leaf Ganoderma lucidum.

It was not a problem to see Kui Mulang's tricks clearly, so he found a loophole and caught him.

Twisting his hands behind his back, he pushed him to Laojun, "The Jade Emperor ordered me to charge him to burn the stove for you, and please accept it."

Laojun said to Kui Mulang slowly: "The mortal affairs are over, forget about it."

With tears in his eyes, Kui Mulang said, "How can I forget? We agreed to go down to earth and continue our relationship, but she doesn't recognize me, and wants to go home every day. The bitch is completely ruthless! And my two children, unexpectedly It was smashed into a meat paste."

Laojun's face was calm, and he ordered Shi Zheng: "Let him go."

The old man issued an order, Shi Zheng could only obey, but as soon as he let go of Kui Mulang, the other party turned around and spat on his face, and cursed: "Splash the beast!"

Can't beat Monkey King can't beat you? !

Shi Zheng still maintained a semblance of reason from the Heavenly Law Enforcement Team, took a deep breath, "I advise you not to behave like this." He was about to take out a handkerchief to wipe the saliva off his face, but at this moment Kui Mulang scolded: "You What can I do to me? I don't have Baihuasha and children, so I'm not afraid of anything!" Another mouthful of saliva was on the bridge of Shi Zheng's nose.

Shi Zheng had never been insulted like this before, he just felt his head heat up, and when he came back to his senses, he had already grabbed Kui Mulang's head and banged it against the doorpost of Tushita Palace.

"You're in a bad mood, do you think I'm in a good mood? Take me to vent your anger, you've found the wrong person! What are you doing to me without Bai Huaxie and your child?!"

Laojun stroked his beard and waited and watched, Jinyin boy opened his mouth slightly in surprise.

Marshal Yang was kicked out by Kui Mulang just now, and now he got up with difficulty. His body was still hurting, but when he saw Shi Zheng violently beating Kui Mulang, he rushed forward and grabbed his arm. "What are you doing, let him go, he is Kuixing!"

But I was also surprised that Kui Mulang could be hit on the ground so easily.

I thought he was just an ordinary fairy before, but I didn't expect that he was Monkey King's sworn brother and so powerful.

"Kui Xing? I'll turn him into a ghost star today. If he doesn't kill him, his soul will go out of his body, and it won't be finished!" After finishing speaking, he pressed the Kui Mulang who was blinded by the collision to the ground, and continued to beat, "Are you Don’t you think you are quite affectionate?! As long as you are not so selfish, become more attractive after descending into the world, don’t eat people, pretend to be a dignified, well-behaved human being to ask for a princess, and be a normal couple, there will be no Today's ending!

If your two children were raised in the concubine's mansion since they were young, and they studied and learned about etiquette, would Sun Wukong still rush in and kill them?As a father, you raise them like wild monsters, and you still complain? ! "

Monkey King kills monsters, no matter how old or young, male or female, he is merciless.

Kui Mulang was taken aback, but then he said angrily: "Am I selfish? The selfish one is the embarrassment of the jade girl Baihua! Although she has forgotten me, I am still willing to spend this life with her!"

Shi Zheng felt that Kui Mulang was worth a few punches, so he held him down and beat him again, and said, "Why didn't you go to reincarnate, and let the jade girl reincarnate and reincarnate? Because you are afraid of losing the fairy body and all the things you have now. Everything, but everything about the jade girl can be sacrificed.

You abducted Baihuashu only to satisfy your own selfish desires. You clearly knew that she was afraid of your monster appearance, but you didn't even want to change into a prettier one to comfort her.

The cave was bitterly cold, and she was a princess who gave birth to two children under such circumstances.Knowing that she missed her parents, she refused to even let her go home to visit relatives.

From the beginning to the end, you only think about how you feel comfortable.Come again, you go to reincarnate and let the jade girl find you, are you willing? "

"I..." Kui Mulang was speechless, "I..." I uttered a few times, but I didn't say a word. Of course, it may be that there is blood in the nose and mouth, and I can't say it.

"Be quiet for a while!" Shi Zheng punched him on the nose for the last time, completely knocking Mu Kuilang unconscious.

Shi Zheng wiped the blood from the back of his hand on Kui Mulang's lapel, got up and kicked him, "You bastard!"

At this time, he only felt that the surroundings were unusually quiet. He raised his eyes and saw that the gold and silver boys, including Marshal Yang, looked at him dumbfounded.

He calmed down in an instant, he had just beaten Kuixing, one of the 28 constellations, and this guy was a veteran god under the command of Emperor Ziwei of the North Pole.

The key point is that he is an escort, but he beats a prisoner like this, and he will definitely be punished.

"Well, actually I..." Shi Zheng said: "You have also seen that he insulted me first."

At this time, I saw Taishang Laojun stroking his beard, and said to Marshal Yang with a smile: "You go and report to Zhenwu Tianzun, I am afraid that Kui Mulang will be restless here and destroy my alchemy furnace, and I want to keep this spiritual official here Detain him for a few days."

Marshal Yang didn't dare to disobey the old gentleman's order, so he said, "Yes." He looked at Shi Zheng worriedly and left.

Shi Zheng chased after a few steps, but in fact, even if he caught up with him, he didn't know what to say. Should Marshal Yang move someone to rescue him?

Uh...it's impossible...

He looked back at Laojun a little timidly, and saw that he was smiling, and his face was very pleasant.