Eighth Master cuts leeks in Qing Chuanwen
Chapter 46
Grandpa Yinyi formed a tripartite confrontation with Yunxu and Yinzhen, watching the fourth and eighth younger brothers walk out of a door that didn't exist.
The uncle squinted his eyes, and just about to speak, Yunxuan immediately reacted, "raised the knife and dropped it", and took out the [IQ offline card] from the backpack. Due to time constraints, there was no time to go to the system to search for the uncle's details in the system. name, then directly...
Snapped!
Paste it on the forehead of uncle Yinyi.
For a while, the air was still, as if it was about to freeze, no one spoke, Yunxi and Yinzhen all stared at the uncle carefully, as if they wanted to see the effect of this [IQ offline card].
Ding!
[IQ offline card, effective! 】
【Object: Yinyin】
[Special effects: IQ down to 3 years old! 】
【Validity time: 3 days】
Seeing the system scrolling prompts, Yunxi realized that Zhang IQ offline card meant this, that is to say, the age of the uncle Yinzhen changed from twenty to three years old in an instant, if he fooled a three-year-old child, Shouldn't it be difficult?
Yinzhen didn't move, and whispered to Yunxuan: "Has it taken effect?"
Yunxi also whispered: "It is said that it has taken effect."
Yinzhen said again: "Take off the card and have a look."
But Yunxuan said: "Of course I posted it, and the fourth brother will expose it."
Yinzhen: "..." At this time, there is still arguing about these things.
Yinzhen took a step forward helplessly, stretched out his hand tentatively, and slowly approached the uncle Yinzhen, just when his hand was about to touch the card stuck on the uncle's forehead...
Snapped!
The uncle suddenly grasped Yinzhen's wrist, Yinzhen squinted his eyes, subconsciously on guard, the result...
Hearing the old man's "hee hee" smile, he directly took away the macaron box from Yinzhen's arms.
Yinzhen was still holding the peeled-off card in his hand. He didn't pay attention to the macarons at all, so he was defenseless. There were nine recycled macarons in the box, and Yinzhen was not willing to eat a single bite.
"Macarons!" Grandpa Yinyi was tall and burly, but he really turned into a three-year-old baby, holding up the box and cheering, jumping up and down.
Boom!Boom!Boom!
The uncle is not a slender and weak type, but tall and straight. When he jumps and jumps, Yunxu always feels that the ceiling of the tent will be knocked down the next moment.
Yunxi: "..."
Yinzhen:"……"
Grandpa: "Oh—macaron! It's delicious!"
Uncle Yinyi got the macarons, immediately opened the box, grabbed two macarons with one hand, and took a bite of each.
"No..." Before Yinzhen could say "can't eat", the macaron had already been poisoned by the uncle...
The old man bit off the macaron. His eyes are usually dark like eagles. They are round and full of little stars. He wished he could shine. He nodded vigorously and wiped the scum from his mouth: "Oh! Good time! Good time! Macarons! Whoa, whoa—”
Yunxi: "..."
Yinzhen:"……"
Yinzhen stared at the macaron box coldly, as if he was about to snatch it back at any time, Yunxu hurriedly stopped him and said, "Don't snatch it, my brother will make macarons next time."
Yinzhen's gaze was still icy, and he said, "Brother looks like an idiot now."
Yunxi rubbed her forehead and said, "Hmm... Maybe it's the effect of the IQ offline card, isn't it like this for a three-year-old child?"
Yinzhen is now rejoicing in his heart, fortunately Yunxuan was drunk that day and didn't stick the IQ offline card on his head, otherwise he would be giggling like this, bouncing around, wouldn't it be that his reputation would be ruined for a lifetime, and his face would not be enough to lose his face ...
Yinzhen said: "My lord is like this, will it last for three days?"
Yunxi: "..."
Yunxu was at a loss for words for a while, and he was about to leave tomorrow. The uncle's appearance didn't seem very good. He opened the control panel and found that the IQ offline card could not be cancelled, so in short, the uncle's appearance would indeed last for three days.
Yinzhen said, "What should we do now?"
Just as Yunxu was about to open his mouth, Grandpa Yinzhen had already "ruined" all the macarons, stuffing them all in his mouth in one breath, the sides of his mouth were full of scum, and his mouth was bulging, as if deliberately trying to be cute, facing Yunxu and Yinzhen ran over.
While running, he clapped his hands and said, "The door! Brother, the door!"
Isn't the direction he pointed at the space door just now?
Yunxuan's heart skipped a beat. The elder brother's IQ is only three years old now, and he still can't forget the space gate. It seems that he has to use all his strength to fool him.
Yunxu showed a gentle and kind parental smile, and said, "Brother, where is the door? Look, there are only felt curtains here, brother, are you mistaken?"
"No!" Uncle Yinzhen shook his head stubbornly, clearly he was tall and big, but he was quite "cute", and said seriously, "There really is a door! I just saw my brother come out of the door. !"
Yunxuan: "..." It's not easy to fool around at the age of three.Liangqi team finishing
Yinzhen had a cold face, because his precious macarons were gone, so he was naturally in a bad mood, and said coolly: "There is no door, you read it wrong."
Uncle Yinzhen heard Yinzhen's cold and hard words, and immediately "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Iuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu A cry came out.
Although his mentality is that of a three-year-old child, his stature is that of a man in his twenties. Especially since he practiced martial arts since childhood, his physique is of course needless to say. When he cries, his lung capacity is astonishing and his voice is sonorous.
The attendants outside were startled, as if they heard a "strange" voice, they hurriedly said, "Baye, do you need a slave?"
Yunhu raised her voice and said, "It's nothing, you don't need to come in."
"Wow - woo woo woo!!"
The attendant outside the tent: "...Yes, Lord Ba."
Uncle Yinyi cried whenever he said he wanted to cry, and he did not let it rain when there was thunder, just like a child's demonstration.
Yunxu hurriedly said, "Brother, don't cry."
Yinzhen said coldly, "Don't cry."
Uncle Yinyin: "Wow - woo woo woo woo!!!"
crying louder...
Yunyu said to Yinzhen: "Fourth brother, the eldest brother is only three years old now, so you can't scold him."
Yinzhen looked at the "three-year-old" uncle Yinyin with a headache, raised his hand and rubbed his forehead, the IQ offline card did solve the crisis of falling off the horse, but how should the current uncle solve it?
Yunyu coaxed the "three-year-old" uncle, because the uncle was crying fakely and did not have real tears, so he was tired of crying after a while, so he stopped crying with sobs, and symbolically moved his hands Rubbing his eyes, he snorted at Yinzhen and said, "Fourth brother hates it, but eighth brother is better!"
Yinzhen:"……"
Uncle Yinfei blinked his eyes, put his hips on his hips, and said to Yunxuan, "Sleepy...huh—sleepy, I want to sleep with my eighth brother!"
Yunxi: "..."
When Yinzhen heard this, he immediately looked for an opportunity to leave, and said, "Since the eldest brother and the eighth brother are going to bed, then I will go back."
"Where are you going?" Yunxi stopped Yinzhen and said, "Fourth brother, don't worry about leaving. It's been a long night, and fourth brother has used up half of his IQ offline card. My brother still has to settle accounts, big brother." You don't care about this? You still have to take care of half of it?"
Yinzhen glanced at the uncle, then turned his gaze back blankly, his forehead hurt even more, and said: "What do you do?"
Yunhu said: "Let him sleep, and he won't make a fuss after he sleeps."
Yinzhen poured cold water: "The time limit for IQ offline is three days."
Yunhu: "..." It's true that it's not enough to just sleep.
Yun Hu said: "Anyway, let him sleep first."
Yinzhen sighed helplessly: "That's all."
Yunxu turned her head, showing a gentle and kind parental smile again, and said, "Brother, come and sleep, lie here."
Uncle Yinyin "Yeah!" nodded vigorously, and then "empty!" He strode over, rolled over, and lay down on Yunxu's bed, found a suitable position to lie down, opened his hands, and signaled Yunxi covered herself with a quilt.
Yunxu walked over, covered uncle Yinxuan with a quilt, and said, "Brother, be good, close your eyes and go to sleep. If children don't go to bed early, they won't grow tall."
Yinzhen said indifferently: "He is tall enough."
Yunxi: "..."
Yunyu gave a "tsk" to Yinzhen, and said in a low voice, "If you tear down the stage again, fourth brother, come and coax him."
Yinzhen stopped talking, folded his arms and put on a statue.
Uncle Yinyi was wrapped in a quilt, pretending to be a super-sized silkworm baby, blinking his big angular eyes, and said expectantly: "Tell a story! Brother, tell a story!"
Yunxu was at a loss for words for a while, and told the child a bedtime story?How should I say it?Yunxu also didn't have such experience, so she said prevaricationly: "Brother, look, it's too late, if you don't close your eyes and go to sleep, you won't grow tall."
"It's not tall—" the uncle thought about it seriously, and said, "Well—then let's go to sleep!"
Yunhu smiled and said, "What a good baby."
Yinzhen: "..." Such a big baby?
Uncle Yinyi made another request, and the child asked too much, saying: "Little brother, lie down and sleep together."
Yunhu looked at it, anyway, the bed was very big, and this bed was her own, if she didn't sleep here, she didn't know where to sleep.
What's more, the uncle's forehead has become like this, and I don't feel at ease if I let him here, for fear that the uncle will pierce the sky.
So Yunxu said: "Okay, then I'll lie down, my good boy has to close his eyes."
"Yeah! Close your eyes!" The uncle was very obedient and nodded obediently.
Yunxi lay down in his clothes, the uncle closed his eyes obediently, he was simply obedient and cute, Yinzhen heaved a sigh of relief, but at this moment...
Swish!
The well-behaved and cute eyes opened again in an instant...
Uncle Yinyi made another request, saying: "Brother! The fourth brother also wants to sleep together!"
Yinzhen:"……"
Yinzhen looked at the bed with a wooden face and disgust. This is the tent in Qinghai, not the Baylor Mansion. The bed is not too wide. Uncle Yinzhen is tall and Yunxu is tall. There is no room for the two men to lie down. Let alone another Yinzhen lying down.
Before Yinzhen could refuse, Grandpa Yinfei seemed to have grasped his veins, and immediately pouted his mouth, looking like he was about to cry at any time, and a very pitiful "woo-woo" sound came out of his throat.
Yunxu said: "Fourth brother, lie down quickly."
Yinzhen hesitated, but still didn't move.
Grandpa: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." the crying became louder.
Yun Si tugged Yin Zhen, and said, "I made him cry, you can coax him alone."
Yinzhen finally compromised and lay down with his clothes on. Now the situation is over, uncle Yinzhen is lying in the middle, Yunxuan is lying on the left, Yinzhen is lying on the right, and the three of them are lying side by side.
The bed was not too narrow, but there was no room for the three of them to lie down, and it was even very reluctant, especially the uncle lying in the middle unscrupulously, always turning over, Yinzhen was squeezed until his face was black.
Uncle Yinyi was satisfied, "hugging left and right", but also sleepy. It is said that "children" are very sleepy, so he yawned a lot, and let Yunxu pat himself, finally fell asleep, breathing slowly long.
Both Yunxi and Yinzhen breathed a sigh of relief, and Yinzhen was about to get up and leave immediately.
Yun Hu stopped him in a low voice, and said, "Fourth brother, where are you going?"
Yinzhen said: "Naturally, I will return to my brother's tent."
"Impossible." Yun Hu denied, "The fourth brother used half of his IQ offline card, how can he leave the uncle to the younger brother alone? The fourth brother will naturally try his best to coax the child. If the fourth brother leaves, the uncle will What do you do if you wake up in the middle of the night?"
Yinzhen: "..." Naoju...
Yinzhen still wanted to refute, but Yunxuan used his trump card and said: "If the fourth brother wakes up the uncle, you can coax him this time."
Fourth Master was speechless in an instant. He was tightly blocked, and in the end he lay down, turned sideways, and pressed against the corner of the wall like a pouch.
Uncle Yinzhen slept soundly, but Yunxuan and Yinzhen were not. Don't look at the uncle's well-behaved appearance, he also looks serious. He is the famous Shiquan Prince in the capital. How could he know that Uncle Xixi is so dishonest? Perhaps this is also a common problem with children.
Turned over for a while, kicked for a while, and threw the quilt for a while.
The uncle kicked the quilt, and he kicked it, but the uncle unexpectedly lifted the quilt on the fourth master Yinzhen's head. The fourth master was a light sleeper, with his eyes closed, and he was suddenly covered by the quilt. With a dark face, he pulled off the quilt, and threw the quilt back on the uncle's head.
Yunxi: "..."
Yunxu whispered: "Why is the fourth brother still angry with the child?"
Yinzhen stared closely at the unshakable grandpa who once fell asleep, the grandpa slept soundly, his head was covered by the quilt, and he had no intention of waking up.
Yunyu carefully lifted the quilt off the uncle's head and covered him.
This night was quite a toss, the uncle not only kicked the quilt, but also kicked people, almost kicked off by Yinzhen, and started throwing pillows after kicking people.
Yinzhen was a light sleeper, unable to rest at all, and even Yunxi was woken up several times, feeling that he was actually awake all the time, in a daze, even if the uncle turned over, he would be awakened.
It wasn't until dawn that the uncle calmed down. Yunxi and Yinzhen took the time to sleep quickly, and slept for a while if they could. Today they have to leave for Junggar. It seems that it will be a hard battle.
Yunxu fell into a drowsy sleep, and I don't know when the uncle stopped tossing. Yunxu gradually fell into a sound sleep, and then turned over...
Turned over?
That's right, Yunxu turned over, always feeling weird, but he was too sleepy to turn his mind, and soon fell into a deep sleep again.
"Eighth brother..."
"Eighth brother..."
"Eighth brother!"
Yunhu slept soundly, and felt that someone was "calling the soul" in her ear. Although the voice was deep and pleasant, but Yunhu didn't wake up early in the morning, it felt like an alarm clock, no matter how nice it was, it was harsh.
Yunxi let out a "huh", the voice cloth not only called him, but also shook him, shaking him like an earthquake, making Yunxu dizzy, muttering: "Just... sleep for a while..."
"Eighth brother, big brother is gone."
"Huh?" Yunhu didn't understand at first, what's wrong with the uncle?
Immediately there was a sound of "噗!" in my mind, yes, just now I felt that turning over was wrong, it was indeed wrong, because three people slept on the same bed, if it wasn't for pressing other people, there was obviously no room for turning over, but now Zi Yunxuan Turn over "with ease".
Uncle is gone!
Yunxuan sat up abruptly, if it wasn't for Yinzhen's quick reaction, the foreheads of the two of them would have collided, and it was Brother Cheap who shook Yunxuan just now.
Yun Si was still sleepy, shook her head vigorously, and said, "Where's big brother?"
Yinzhen said with a dark face: "I just fell asleep, and when I opened my eyes, my elder brother disappeared."
Yunxu hurriedly got off the couch, straightened her messy clothes, opened the felt curtain with a "wow--" and said to the attendant at the door, "Did you see the uncle?"
"I see," the attendant looked in amazement at the "ragged" fourth master and eighth master who came out of the tent. Son, first the uncle came out with a "smile", then the fourth master and the eighth master came out in disheveled clothes. Is this going to change the world?
Yun Si also ignored the attendant's strange eyes, and asked, "Where did the uncle go?"
The attendant said: "The uncle didn't say anything, but the servant watched the uncle go towards the tent of His Highness the Prince."
"Oops." Both Yunxi and Yinzhen thumped in their hearts. If the three-year-old grandpa ran into the prince, wouldn't the world be in chaos?
……
The crown prince has the habit of taking a bath in the morning, and today he is leaving for Junggar. On the way to Ningxia, he can only rest for a while. The conditions must be very difficult, so the crown prince plans to take a bath before leaving.
The prince ordered his attendants to bring hot water, and the tent was warm and mist curled up. The prince sat comfortably in the bathtub, sighed, and was enjoying the relief from the bath when he heard the sound of "tattling" footsteps.
Prince Yinfeng thought it was the little eunuch heating the water, but he didn't look at him, and said: "It's just in time, don't add hot water, let me rub my shoulders, the bed is very hard in this broken place, After resting all night, my shoulders are so sore."
The other party didn't speak, but walked over "darkly" and stood behind the prince.
The prince waited for a while, but when the "little eunuch" rubbed his shoulders, his temper suddenly came up, and he turned his head angrily and scolded: "Bold slave, didn't you hear what I said? You are deaf..."
Before he finished speaking, he looked at the person in surprise.
It's not a little eunuch, it's the uncle Yinyi!
The prince asked strangely: "It's so early in the morning, why did the uncle come to this palace?"
The uncle didn't speak, and his expression...was weird.
The prince was even more surprised, because the uncle was neatly dressed, and he was sitting in the bathtub with his bare arms, it was really unbelievable, the prince just wanted to put on his clothes, when he heard the uncle smile, and then shouted, a fierce son Stepped into the tub.
"you……"
"what are you doing!?"
"presumptuous!"
The prince was so frightened that his face was livid, the uncle moved so fast, it was as fast as lightning, "Hula—" a handful of water splashed directly on the prince's face, and the prince who was slapped was stunned, and squeezed out of the bathtub immediately Two grown men, the bathtub was about to explode in an instant.
The prince vaguely heard the voice of the uncle shouting - thirsty, drink water...
The prince thought his ears were broken. After all, the uncle is usually stable and thoughtful, how could he say such a thing?Everything he does is prepared, even purposeful, absolutely not simple.
Right now the prince was stunned, his head and face were covered with water, the uncle was still thumping when he came in, his two big hands were dipping into the hot soup.
The prince was so frightened that his hairs stood on end. You must know that the prince was still shirtless at this moment. The uncle suddenly put his hand into the tub, and the prince backed away again and again, but the tub was so big that there was no way out.
The uncle reached into the bathtub and picked up a handful of water. He really wanted to drink the bath water!
wow-
At this "dangerous" moment, Yunxi and Yinzhen heard the shout in the prince's tent, and rushed in without having time to pass it on.
Sure enough, the uncle was in the prince's tent, that scene was too "exciting", the prince was taking a bath, and the uncle was... drinking bath water?
Yunxu's head was so painful that it was about to explode, so she rushed up immediately, grabbed the uncle, prevented him from drinking the bath water, and pulled the uncle out of the tub.
The uncle is still very "obedient", at least he listens to Yunxuan's words, and stepped out of the bathtub obediently.
The prince stepped out of the tub in a hurry, and because of his haste, his left foot almost got mixed with his right, he hurriedly held on to the screen next to him, and put his clothes on his body, then he was furious, his face turned the color of a pig's liver, his fingers were numb and trembling Pointing at the uncle, he said: "Are you crazy?! You are obviously here to find fault? Good! You can be regarded as showing the tail of a fox! I will definitely play your book in front of Huang Ama." !You wait!"
Yunxi hurriedly pushed the uncle to Yinzhen, comforted the crown prince and said, "Prince, elder brother didn't intend to embarrass him too much, in fact...in fact..."
Yunxu is eager to be wise, so she can't tell the prince, in fact, the uncle's IQ is offline, and now he only has the sanity of a three-year-old?
Yunxu had an idea, and said: "Actually, my uncle drank some wine with my younger brother yesterday, and I'm still drunk."
"Drinking mad?" The prince's chest heaved violently angrily: "I don't think he's drinking drunk, he's just taking advantage of the wine! He just disliked Bengong for a long time! Now he's embarrassing Bengong! Alright, uncle is really insidious, if you have the ability, you should be clear about it!"
Yunxi winked at Yinzhen again and again, Yinzhen calmly pulled the uncle out of the camp, and Yunxi continued to appease the prince.
Yunyu finally comforted the prince, and left the prince's tent exhausted. As soon as he returned to his own tent, he saw that the fourth brother cheap and the three-year-old uncle were all here.
Yun Si sat slumped on the couch, and said slowly: "I'm exhausted..."
Yinzhen said: "Let me go on the road in a while, and let the uncle take the carriage with you. I have already ordered you to go down. I said that your injury has not yet healed and your bones are weak. You are not allowed to ride a horse. I have prepared a chariot, so that the uncle can also hide in the carriage." In the car, there is no need to show your face."
Yunhu nodded and said, "It's still the fourth brother who is thoughtful."
A group of people set off on the road soon, the prince came out with a dark face, looked around, seemed to want to settle accounts with the uncle Yinfei, and said coldly: "Where is the uncle?"
Yunxu smiled dryly, "Brother is still drunk, so he's resting in the carriage."
"Haven't you sobered up?" The prince said coldly, "I think he doesn't want to sober up, but he's doing something evil on purpose!"
Yunyu said: "The prince is too worried, the elder brother is really drunk, and he has no intention of targeting the prince."
"Hmph." Although the crown prince didn't believe it, but Yunhu tried his best to be a peacemaker, the crown prince could tell that he probably didn't want the relationship between himself and the uncle to become too tense. The mission of the mission is not over yet. If Let outsiders hear that the prince and the uncle broke up, and some people will indeed use words to make a fuss.
The prince said: "This time I spared him first, and I didn't pursue so much with him, it was because of your face, eighth brother, but there will be no next time."
Yunyu: "..." Whether there will be a next time, I really can't say for sure, after all, the time limit for IQ offline cards is three days, and this is only the first day.
The road ahead is long...
The mission set off, escorted Cering Dunduobu, and headed for Junggar with the confession.
They originally came to see off their relatives, but now the plan has changed, and Celing Dunduobu was detained by them. Since the people in Junggar did not marry in good faith, if they entered Junggar rashly, they might cause death, so it is not appropriate to enter rashly. .
Everyone has the same meaning, instead of entering Junggar, they will be stationed in Ningxia and keep a safe distance from Junggar.
The large troops were stationed in Ningxia, and the envoys from Junggar who came to greet them heard about it, so they had to come to Ningxia to greet them.
When the envoy came to the gate of Ningxia, the guard stopped him and refused to let him in, saying that he needed to report.
Yunxu soon heard the report, and the crown prince said: "The envoys of Junggar do not have any good things. If it weren't for the foresight of the eighth brother, we would already be in Qinghai at this moment, and we need to rub their majesty and vigor. That's all right, let the Junggar envoys wait, and I will go to greet you in person in a while."
The prince asked the envoy to wait, but he didn't say how long the wait was. The envoy waited and waited, waited, and waited, from daytime to dusk. He almost stood at the gate of the city like a husband-watching stone, and the prince was nowhere to be seen.
It was dusk, and the gates of Ningxia were closed tightly. No one wanted to open the door to let them go. The envoy of Junggar waited impatiently, and sent a message from below: "Is your prince here yet? We are the envoys of Junggar, let us in first. If you neglect us, who of you will take this responsibility?"
"I come."
As soon as his words fell, someone promised.
The gate of Ningxia is still not open, but someone has boarded the gate tower of Ningxia, standing on the gate tower, looking down at them from afar.
It's Yunxi!
Yunxi boarded the Ningxia city tower, and said with a smile: "If the blame comes down, I will take care of it."
Although Junggar's envoy had never met Ba Ye, he knew who he was when he saw Yunxu's attire, and said, "Ba Ye, we will soon become a family, how can we say such a thing? We have been standing here for a day, why don't you open the city gate and let us in?"
Yunxu smiled faintly, and said: "The city gate is opened for my own family, if it is opened for tigers and wolves with ulterior motives, wouldn't it be to lure wolves into the house?"
"This..." the messenger said, "Baye, we are friends. I don't know what you are talking about."
"What a friendly country." Yunxi said: "Is this how you treat your friendly country? The younger brother of the Great Khan intends to assassinate my prince and princess of the Qing Dynasty!"
"This this……"
Yunhu raised his hand, Erlundai immediately escorted him into the shackles, and the heavily bound Celing Dunduobu came out. Celing Dunduobu had been poisoned by almonds a few days ago and was weak for several days. Erlundai pushed and shoved, his footsteps were unsteady, and he looked embarrassed.
When the Junggar envoy saw it, he was shocked and said, "Baye, there must be some misunderstanding! How could we do such a thing? There must be some villain provoking, misunderstanding, misunderstanding!"
"Misunderstanding?" Yunxu said: "Misunderstanding is really miserable, but if there is any trouble, the misunderstanding must be blamed. Why is the misunderstanding so miserable?"
He said, "Wow--" He shook out a piece of paper with scarlet handprints on it, and said: "Cering Dunduobu colluded with the son of Prince Heshuo to murder my prince and princess , the evidence is conclusive, the prince has all confessed."
The envoy was stunned and stood at the gate of Ningxia, not knowing what to do for a moment.
Yunyu said: "I know you can't be the master, so I'll go back now and tell you Da Khan that his trick has been exposed, and his younger brother is in our hands, and the confession is in our hands. Erdan's ashes and daughter, without some sincerity, the consequences will be very embarrassing."
The envoy's face was very embarrassing now, and he couldn't enter the city gate, so he had no choice but to say: "Eighth Lord calm down, Eighth Lord calm down, let me go back and report to Da Khan, and then give Eighth Lord a satisfactory answer."
The envoy was disheartened and failed to enter the Ningxia city gate, so he ran away with his tail between his legs.
Yunhu came down from the city gate, returned to the government office in Ningxia, and came to the house where she was staying.
As soon as he walked in, he saw the cheap fourth brother, of course, and the three-year-old elder brother.
Uncle Yinzhen was holding a brush and was writing and drawing. He was having a lot of fun alone. Yinzhen was sitting next to him, just like a kindergarten teacher, reading a book.
Seeing him walk in, Yinzhen said, "The envoy from Junggar has left?"
"Let's go," Yunxu said: "He left with a black face, saying that he would answer after asking them to sweat a lot."
Yinzhen sneered, and said, "Chewang Arabutan will never compromise so easily. I think we have to stay in Ningxia for a while longer."
There is a government office in Ningxia, unlike Qinghai where you live in a tent, which is actually a yurt. Yunhu thinks that the conditions of the government office are not bad, and if you need to stay for a while, it's okay.
Sure enough, as Yinzhen said, after the Junggar envoy left, he came back a day later. This time, he did not bring a solution. Instead, another envoy came, saying that he was ordered by the Great Khan to come. discuss the parliament.
The envoy who came this time was an envoy on the surface, but in fact, he was not a small rank, and he was a deputy governor.
The crown prince summoned all the people to the main room to discuss the matter of dealing with the vice capital of Junggar. Everyone was present, except for the uncle Yinyi who was not there.
For some reason, I couldn't see my uncle these two days.
The prince frowned and said, "Why doesn't my uncle come to such an important meeting?"
Yunxi said in her heart, today is the last half of the day, and at night, the uncle's IQ offline card will expire. Before it expires, the uncle will definitely not be able to come to discuss matters, otherwise...
Chickens and dogs are restless.
Yunyu said: "The crown prince doesn't know something. Eldest brother is not acclimatized to the climate and occasionally feels cold. He is sick and unable to get up. It is not a big deal to deal with Junggar's envoy. Let elder brother rest for a while. Take care of your illness."
The prince said disdainfully: "He looks like a calf, but he is still sick. I think he just thinks this matter is cumbersome and wants to push it all to Ben Gong. Huang Ama asked him to assist Ben Gong, but he It's good, but it looks like a hands-off shopkeeper."
Although the crown prince muttered a few words, the matter of the Junggar envoy still needs to be resolved, so he started to get down to business, saying: "Today, all of you are summoned here to ask your opinions. The Junggar envoy is sweating profusely on their behalf. , come to negotiate with us, what do you think?"
Erlundai was the first to speak: "What about negotiations, Junggar must want to mess around."
The prince has also seen this, and they definitely don't want to admit it. Once they admit that Celing Dunduobu really planned to assassinate the prince and the princess, it would be a big mistake. will be completely passive.
Erlun Dai said: "If you want me to say, they are just here to talk, so they just disappear."
Yuan said flatly, "I don't see anything wrong."
Erlun Dai stared at him, thinking what happened to Yuan Xi, he still sang against himself, shouldn't they reconcile because of what happened last time, and from then on, brothers and friends are respectful and harmonious?
But after getting along these days, Yuan Xi is still indifferent to himself, and the meeting is the same as usual, and now he denies his own opinion when he opens his mouth. It is completely impossible to see why he regards himself as a role model, if it is not for Ba Ye's vow However, Orondai did not believe in this evil.
Yuan said miserably: "The envoys of Junggar have already been rejected once. If they are rejected again this time, they can spread the word and slander my Qing Dynasty. At that time, others will think that my Qing Dynasty is afraid of Junggar. It will damage Tianwei, so it is not appropriate."
When Orondai thought about it, it seemed to make sense?
The prince said: "I don't see any damage to the majesty. If I see it, I don't know what kind of tricks these Junggar envoys are playing. I'm afraid they will make trouble. What should I do?"
The fourth master Yinzhen's eyes were cold, and he said, "It's better to parade."
"Military parade?" the prince asked.
The fourth master's thinking was too jumpy, and the prince couldn't keep up with his thoughts for a while, so Yinzhen said lightly: "The envoys from Junggar came to negotiate, if the prince invites the envoys to parade with him, I will give them a warning and tell them Don't dare to act rashly, and secondly, it can also show my great Qing Tianwei, why not do it?"
When the prince heard it, it made sense.
Yun Hu also agreed, saying: "What the fourth brother said makes sense."
"Okay!" The crown prince made a decision and said, "Since that's the case, I will leave the matter of the military parade to the uncle."
Obviously the prince still "resents" the uncle, so he deliberately handed over this tricky matter to the uncle Yinyi to complete.
The prince said again: "Don't worry, the envoys from Junggar will come to negotiate in some time. You have time to recuperate slowly, don't worry."
Yunxi: "..."
Yunhu sighed deeply, the prince and the uncle competed, and it was she who suffered in the end.why?After all, the uncle is still about three years old. It seems that the IQ offline card has expired tonight. The uncle "woke up", and I have to explain to the uncle about the military parade.
After the meeting was over, everyone left the main room, and Yinzhen stepped out from inside. Just as he was about to leave, he heard someone calling himself.
"Fourth brother."
The voice was soft and full of smiles, like the spring breeze in March, warm and not hot.
Looking back, it turned out to be the eighth brother.
Yunxu came over with a smile and said, "Fourth brother, are you free tonight?"
Seeing Yunxi's faint smile, Yinzhen's heart skipped a beat, then his expression remained unchanged, and he said very coldly: "It's really a coincidence, my brother can't be free today."
After saying that, he turned around and left, while Yunxuan took two steps, blocking Yinzhen's way, and said with a smile: "Fourth brother, don't hurry, tonight you must be free if you are free, and you must be free if you are not free." null."
Yinzhen:"……"
Yunyu said again: "Today, the IQ offline card will become invalid. The prince ordered the uncle to do business. The fourth brother can't escape this matter. He needs to explain it to the uncle together with the younger brother."
Yinzhen knew that the eighth younger brother came to him suddenly, definitely not to eat macarons, but to do such a laborious job.
Silent night.
In the house where Yunxi stayed...
Ding!
[IQ offline card has expired! 】
Uncle Yinfei felt a little dizzy in his head, raised his hand and rubbed his forehead, closed his eyes hard, and slowly opened them.
What came into view was Yunxu's "concerned" gaze, and Yunxu said, "Brother, are you okay?"
Uncle Yinyi was very strange and said, "Eighth brother? Why are you in my room?"
Yunxu laughed and said, "Master, you are just joking. The elder brother is in the younger brother's house."
Uncle Yinfei took a closer look, and there were houses all around, not tents. It was strange, isn't this Qinghai? Why is it not a tent, but a house instead?
Yes, the uncle vaguely remembered, they
The uncle squinted his eyes, and just about to speak, Yunxuan immediately reacted, "raised the knife and dropped it", and took out the [IQ offline card] from the backpack. Due to time constraints, there was no time to go to the system to search for the uncle's details in the system. name, then directly...
Snapped!
Paste it on the forehead of uncle Yinyi.
For a while, the air was still, as if it was about to freeze, no one spoke, Yunxi and Yinzhen all stared at the uncle carefully, as if they wanted to see the effect of this [IQ offline card].
Ding!
[IQ offline card, effective! 】
【Object: Yinyin】
[Special effects: IQ down to 3 years old! 】
【Validity time: 3 days】
Seeing the system scrolling prompts, Yunxi realized that Zhang IQ offline card meant this, that is to say, the age of the uncle Yinzhen changed from twenty to three years old in an instant, if he fooled a three-year-old child, Shouldn't it be difficult?
Yinzhen didn't move, and whispered to Yunxuan: "Has it taken effect?"
Yunxi also whispered: "It is said that it has taken effect."
Yinzhen said again: "Take off the card and have a look."
But Yunxuan said: "Of course I posted it, and the fourth brother will expose it."
Yinzhen: "..." At this time, there is still arguing about these things.
Yinzhen took a step forward helplessly, stretched out his hand tentatively, and slowly approached the uncle Yinzhen, just when his hand was about to touch the card stuck on the uncle's forehead...
Snapped!
The uncle suddenly grasped Yinzhen's wrist, Yinzhen squinted his eyes, subconsciously on guard, the result...
Hearing the old man's "hee hee" smile, he directly took away the macaron box from Yinzhen's arms.
Yinzhen was still holding the peeled-off card in his hand. He didn't pay attention to the macarons at all, so he was defenseless. There were nine recycled macarons in the box, and Yinzhen was not willing to eat a single bite.
"Macarons!" Grandpa Yinyi was tall and burly, but he really turned into a three-year-old baby, holding up the box and cheering, jumping up and down.
Boom!Boom!Boom!
The uncle is not a slender and weak type, but tall and straight. When he jumps and jumps, Yunxu always feels that the ceiling of the tent will be knocked down the next moment.
Yunxi: "..."
Yinzhen:"……"
Grandpa: "Oh—macaron! It's delicious!"
Uncle Yinyi got the macarons, immediately opened the box, grabbed two macarons with one hand, and took a bite of each.
"No..." Before Yinzhen could say "can't eat", the macaron had already been poisoned by the uncle...
The old man bit off the macaron. His eyes are usually dark like eagles. They are round and full of little stars. He wished he could shine. He nodded vigorously and wiped the scum from his mouth: "Oh! Good time! Good time! Macarons! Whoa, whoa—”
Yunxi: "..."
Yinzhen:"……"
Yinzhen stared at the macaron box coldly, as if he was about to snatch it back at any time, Yunxu hurriedly stopped him and said, "Don't snatch it, my brother will make macarons next time."
Yinzhen's gaze was still icy, and he said, "Brother looks like an idiot now."
Yunxi rubbed her forehead and said, "Hmm... Maybe it's the effect of the IQ offline card, isn't it like this for a three-year-old child?"
Yinzhen is now rejoicing in his heart, fortunately Yunxuan was drunk that day and didn't stick the IQ offline card on his head, otherwise he would be giggling like this, bouncing around, wouldn't it be that his reputation would be ruined for a lifetime, and his face would not be enough to lose his face ...
Yinzhen said: "My lord is like this, will it last for three days?"
Yunxi: "..."
Yunxu was at a loss for words for a while, and he was about to leave tomorrow. The uncle's appearance didn't seem very good. He opened the control panel and found that the IQ offline card could not be cancelled, so in short, the uncle's appearance would indeed last for three days.
Yinzhen said, "What should we do now?"
Just as Yunxu was about to open his mouth, Grandpa Yinzhen had already "ruined" all the macarons, stuffing them all in his mouth in one breath, the sides of his mouth were full of scum, and his mouth was bulging, as if deliberately trying to be cute, facing Yunxu and Yinzhen ran over.
While running, he clapped his hands and said, "The door! Brother, the door!"
Isn't the direction he pointed at the space door just now?
Yunxuan's heart skipped a beat. The elder brother's IQ is only three years old now, and he still can't forget the space gate. It seems that he has to use all his strength to fool him.
Yunxu showed a gentle and kind parental smile, and said, "Brother, where is the door? Look, there are only felt curtains here, brother, are you mistaken?"
"No!" Uncle Yinzhen shook his head stubbornly, clearly he was tall and big, but he was quite "cute", and said seriously, "There really is a door! I just saw my brother come out of the door. !"
Yunxuan: "..." It's not easy to fool around at the age of three.Liangqi team finishing
Yinzhen had a cold face, because his precious macarons were gone, so he was naturally in a bad mood, and said coolly: "There is no door, you read it wrong."
Uncle Yinzhen heard Yinzhen's cold and hard words, and immediately "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Iuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu A cry came out.
Although his mentality is that of a three-year-old child, his stature is that of a man in his twenties. Especially since he practiced martial arts since childhood, his physique is of course needless to say. When he cries, his lung capacity is astonishing and his voice is sonorous.
The attendants outside were startled, as if they heard a "strange" voice, they hurriedly said, "Baye, do you need a slave?"
Yunhu raised her voice and said, "It's nothing, you don't need to come in."
"Wow - woo woo woo!!"
The attendant outside the tent: "...Yes, Lord Ba."
Uncle Yinyi cried whenever he said he wanted to cry, and he did not let it rain when there was thunder, just like a child's demonstration.
Yunxu hurriedly said, "Brother, don't cry."
Yinzhen said coldly, "Don't cry."
Uncle Yinyin: "Wow - woo woo woo woo!!!"
crying louder...
Yunyu said to Yinzhen: "Fourth brother, the eldest brother is only three years old now, so you can't scold him."
Yinzhen looked at the "three-year-old" uncle Yinyin with a headache, raised his hand and rubbed his forehead, the IQ offline card did solve the crisis of falling off the horse, but how should the current uncle solve it?
Yunyu coaxed the "three-year-old" uncle, because the uncle was crying fakely and did not have real tears, so he was tired of crying after a while, so he stopped crying with sobs, and symbolically moved his hands Rubbing his eyes, he snorted at Yinzhen and said, "Fourth brother hates it, but eighth brother is better!"
Yinzhen:"……"
Uncle Yinfei blinked his eyes, put his hips on his hips, and said to Yunxuan, "Sleepy...huh—sleepy, I want to sleep with my eighth brother!"
Yunxi: "..."
When Yinzhen heard this, he immediately looked for an opportunity to leave, and said, "Since the eldest brother and the eighth brother are going to bed, then I will go back."
"Where are you going?" Yunxi stopped Yinzhen and said, "Fourth brother, don't worry about leaving. It's been a long night, and fourth brother has used up half of his IQ offline card. My brother still has to settle accounts, big brother." You don't care about this? You still have to take care of half of it?"
Yinzhen glanced at the uncle, then turned his gaze back blankly, his forehead hurt even more, and said: "What do you do?"
Yunhu said: "Let him sleep, and he won't make a fuss after he sleeps."
Yinzhen poured cold water: "The time limit for IQ offline is three days."
Yunhu: "..." It's true that it's not enough to just sleep.
Yun Hu said: "Anyway, let him sleep first."
Yinzhen sighed helplessly: "That's all."
Yunxu turned her head, showing a gentle and kind parental smile again, and said, "Brother, come and sleep, lie here."
Uncle Yinyin "Yeah!" nodded vigorously, and then "empty!" He strode over, rolled over, and lay down on Yunxu's bed, found a suitable position to lie down, opened his hands, and signaled Yunxi covered herself with a quilt.
Yunxu walked over, covered uncle Yinxuan with a quilt, and said, "Brother, be good, close your eyes and go to sleep. If children don't go to bed early, they won't grow tall."
Yinzhen said indifferently: "He is tall enough."
Yunxi: "..."
Yunyu gave a "tsk" to Yinzhen, and said in a low voice, "If you tear down the stage again, fourth brother, come and coax him."
Yinzhen stopped talking, folded his arms and put on a statue.
Uncle Yinyi was wrapped in a quilt, pretending to be a super-sized silkworm baby, blinking his big angular eyes, and said expectantly: "Tell a story! Brother, tell a story!"
Yunxu was at a loss for words for a while, and told the child a bedtime story?How should I say it?Yunxu also didn't have such experience, so she said prevaricationly: "Brother, look, it's too late, if you don't close your eyes and go to sleep, you won't grow tall."
"It's not tall—" the uncle thought about it seriously, and said, "Well—then let's go to sleep!"
Yunhu smiled and said, "What a good baby."
Yinzhen: "..." Such a big baby?
Uncle Yinyi made another request, and the child asked too much, saying: "Little brother, lie down and sleep together."
Yunhu looked at it, anyway, the bed was very big, and this bed was her own, if she didn't sleep here, she didn't know where to sleep.
What's more, the uncle's forehead has become like this, and I don't feel at ease if I let him here, for fear that the uncle will pierce the sky.
So Yunxu said: "Okay, then I'll lie down, my good boy has to close his eyes."
"Yeah! Close your eyes!" The uncle was very obedient and nodded obediently.
Yunxi lay down in his clothes, the uncle closed his eyes obediently, he was simply obedient and cute, Yinzhen heaved a sigh of relief, but at this moment...
Swish!
The well-behaved and cute eyes opened again in an instant...
Uncle Yinyi made another request, saying: "Brother! The fourth brother also wants to sleep together!"
Yinzhen:"……"
Yinzhen looked at the bed with a wooden face and disgust. This is the tent in Qinghai, not the Baylor Mansion. The bed is not too wide. Uncle Yinzhen is tall and Yunxu is tall. There is no room for the two men to lie down. Let alone another Yinzhen lying down.
Before Yinzhen could refuse, Grandpa Yinfei seemed to have grasped his veins, and immediately pouted his mouth, looking like he was about to cry at any time, and a very pitiful "woo-woo" sound came out of his throat.
Yunxu said: "Fourth brother, lie down quickly."
Yinzhen hesitated, but still didn't move.
Grandpa: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." the crying became louder.
Yun Si tugged Yin Zhen, and said, "I made him cry, you can coax him alone."
Yinzhen finally compromised and lay down with his clothes on. Now the situation is over, uncle Yinzhen is lying in the middle, Yunxuan is lying on the left, Yinzhen is lying on the right, and the three of them are lying side by side.
The bed was not too narrow, but there was no room for the three of them to lie down, and it was even very reluctant, especially the uncle lying in the middle unscrupulously, always turning over, Yinzhen was squeezed until his face was black.
Uncle Yinyi was satisfied, "hugging left and right", but also sleepy. It is said that "children" are very sleepy, so he yawned a lot, and let Yunxu pat himself, finally fell asleep, breathing slowly long.
Both Yunxi and Yinzhen breathed a sigh of relief, and Yinzhen was about to get up and leave immediately.
Yun Hu stopped him in a low voice, and said, "Fourth brother, where are you going?"
Yinzhen said: "Naturally, I will return to my brother's tent."
"Impossible." Yun Hu denied, "The fourth brother used half of his IQ offline card, how can he leave the uncle to the younger brother alone? The fourth brother will naturally try his best to coax the child. If the fourth brother leaves, the uncle will What do you do if you wake up in the middle of the night?"
Yinzhen: "..." Naoju...
Yinzhen still wanted to refute, but Yunxuan used his trump card and said: "If the fourth brother wakes up the uncle, you can coax him this time."
Fourth Master was speechless in an instant. He was tightly blocked, and in the end he lay down, turned sideways, and pressed against the corner of the wall like a pouch.
Uncle Yinzhen slept soundly, but Yunxuan and Yinzhen were not. Don't look at the uncle's well-behaved appearance, he also looks serious. He is the famous Shiquan Prince in the capital. How could he know that Uncle Xixi is so dishonest? Perhaps this is also a common problem with children.
Turned over for a while, kicked for a while, and threw the quilt for a while.
The uncle kicked the quilt, and he kicked it, but the uncle unexpectedly lifted the quilt on the fourth master Yinzhen's head. The fourth master was a light sleeper, with his eyes closed, and he was suddenly covered by the quilt. With a dark face, he pulled off the quilt, and threw the quilt back on the uncle's head.
Yunxi: "..."
Yunxu whispered: "Why is the fourth brother still angry with the child?"
Yinzhen stared closely at the unshakable grandpa who once fell asleep, the grandpa slept soundly, his head was covered by the quilt, and he had no intention of waking up.
Yunyu carefully lifted the quilt off the uncle's head and covered him.
This night was quite a toss, the uncle not only kicked the quilt, but also kicked people, almost kicked off by Yinzhen, and started throwing pillows after kicking people.
Yinzhen was a light sleeper, unable to rest at all, and even Yunxi was woken up several times, feeling that he was actually awake all the time, in a daze, even if the uncle turned over, he would be awakened.
It wasn't until dawn that the uncle calmed down. Yunxi and Yinzhen took the time to sleep quickly, and slept for a while if they could. Today they have to leave for Junggar. It seems that it will be a hard battle.
Yunxu fell into a drowsy sleep, and I don't know when the uncle stopped tossing. Yunxu gradually fell into a sound sleep, and then turned over...
Turned over?
That's right, Yunxu turned over, always feeling weird, but he was too sleepy to turn his mind, and soon fell into a deep sleep again.
"Eighth brother..."
"Eighth brother..."
"Eighth brother!"
Yunhu slept soundly, and felt that someone was "calling the soul" in her ear. Although the voice was deep and pleasant, but Yunhu didn't wake up early in the morning, it felt like an alarm clock, no matter how nice it was, it was harsh.
Yunxi let out a "huh", the voice cloth not only called him, but also shook him, shaking him like an earthquake, making Yunxu dizzy, muttering: "Just... sleep for a while..."
"Eighth brother, big brother is gone."
"Huh?" Yunhu didn't understand at first, what's wrong with the uncle?
Immediately there was a sound of "噗!" in my mind, yes, just now I felt that turning over was wrong, it was indeed wrong, because three people slept on the same bed, if it wasn't for pressing other people, there was obviously no room for turning over, but now Zi Yunxuan Turn over "with ease".
Uncle is gone!
Yunxuan sat up abruptly, if it wasn't for Yinzhen's quick reaction, the foreheads of the two of them would have collided, and it was Brother Cheap who shook Yunxuan just now.
Yun Si was still sleepy, shook her head vigorously, and said, "Where's big brother?"
Yinzhen said with a dark face: "I just fell asleep, and when I opened my eyes, my elder brother disappeared."
Yunxu hurriedly got off the couch, straightened her messy clothes, opened the felt curtain with a "wow--" and said to the attendant at the door, "Did you see the uncle?"
"I see," the attendant looked in amazement at the "ragged" fourth master and eighth master who came out of the tent. Son, first the uncle came out with a "smile", then the fourth master and the eighth master came out in disheveled clothes. Is this going to change the world?
Yun Si also ignored the attendant's strange eyes, and asked, "Where did the uncle go?"
The attendant said: "The uncle didn't say anything, but the servant watched the uncle go towards the tent of His Highness the Prince."
"Oops." Both Yunxi and Yinzhen thumped in their hearts. If the three-year-old grandpa ran into the prince, wouldn't the world be in chaos?
……
The crown prince has the habit of taking a bath in the morning, and today he is leaving for Junggar. On the way to Ningxia, he can only rest for a while. The conditions must be very difficult, so the crown prince plans to take a bath before leaving.
The prince ordered his attendants to bring hot water, and the tent was warm and mist curled up. The prince sat comfortably in the bathtub, sighed, and was enjoying the relief from the bath when he heard the sound of "tattling" footsteps.
Prince Yinfeng thought it was the little eunuch heating the water, but he didn't look at him, and said: "It's just in time, don't add hot water, let me rub my shoulders, the bed is very hard in this broken place, After resting all night, my shoulders are so sore."
The other party didn't speak, but walked over "darkly" and stood behind the prince.
The prince waited for a while, but when the "little eunuch" rubbed his shoulders, his temper suddenly came up, and he turned his head angrily and scolded: "Bold slave, didn't you hear what I said? You are deaf..."
Before he finished speaking, he looked at the person in surprise.
It's not a little eunuch, it's the uncle Yinyi!
The prince asked strangely: "It's so early in the morning, why did the uncle come to this palace?"
The uncle didn't speak, and his expression...was weird.
The prince was even more surprised, because the uncle was neatly dressed, and he was sitting in the bathtub with his bare arms, it was really unbelievable, the prince just wanted to put on his clothes, when he heard the uncle smile, and then shouted, a fierce son Stepped into the tub.
"you……"
"what are you doing!?"
"presumptuous!"
The prince was so frightened that his face was livid, the uncle moved so fast, it was as fast as lightning, "Hula—" a handful of water splashed directly on the prince's face, and the prince who was slapped was stunned, and squeezed out of the bathtub immediately Two grown men, the bathtub was about to explode in an instant.
The prince vaguely heard the voice of the uncle shouting - thirsty, drink water...
The prince thought his ears were broken. After all, the uncle is usually stable and thoughtful, how could he say such a thing?Everything he does is prepared, even purposeful, absolutely not simple.
Right now the prince was stunned, his head and face were covered with water, the uncle was still thumping when he came in, his two big hands were dipping into the hot soup.
The prince was so frightened that his hairs stood on end. You must know that the prince was still shirtless at this moment. The uncle suddenly put his hand into the tub, and the prince backed away again and again, but the tub was so big that there was no way out.
The uncle reached into the bathtub and picked up a handful of water. He really wanted to drink the bath water!
wow-
At this "dangerous" moment, Yunxi and Yinzhen heard the shout in the prince's tent, and rushed in without having time to pass it on.
Sure enough, the uncle was in the prince's tent, that scene was too "exciting", the prince was taking a bath, and the uncle was... drinking bath water?
Yunxu's head was so painful that it was about to explode, so she rushed up immediately, grabbed the uncle, prevented him from drinking the bath water, and pulled the uncle out of the tub.
The uncle is still very "obedient", at least he listens to Yunxuan's words, and stepped out of the bathtub obediently.
The prince stepped out of the tub in a hurry, and because of his haste, his left foot almost got mixed with his right, he hurriedly held on to the screen next to him, and put his clothes on his body, then he was furious, his face turned the color of a pig's liver, his fingers were numb and trembling Pointing at the uncle, he said: "Are you crazy?! You are obviously here to find fault? Good! You can be regarded as showing the tail of a fox! I will definitely play your book in front of Huang Ama." !You wait!"
Yunxi hurriedly pushed the uncle to Yinzhen, comforted the crown prince and said, "Prince, elder brother didn't intend to embarrass him too much, in fact...in fact..."
Yunxu is eager to be wise, so she can't tell the prince, in fact, the uncle's IQ is offline, and now he only has the sanity of a three-year-old?
Yunxu had an idea, and said: "Actually, my uncle drank some wine with my younger brother yesterday, and I'm still drunk."
"Drinking mad?" The prince's chest heaved violently angrily: "I don't think he's drinking drunk, he's just taking advantage of the wine! He just disliked Bengong for a long time! Now he's embarrassing Bengong! Alright, uncle is really insidious, if you have the ability, you should be clear about it!"
Yunxi winked at Yinzhen again and again, Yinzhen calmly pulled the uncle out of the camp, and Yunxi continued to appease the prince.
Yunyu finally comforted the prince, and left the prince's tent exhausted. As soon as he returned to his own tent, he saw that the fourth brother cheap and the three-year-old uncle were all here.
Yun Si sat slumped on the couch, and said slowly: "I'm exhausted..."
Yinzhen said: "Let me go on the road in a while, and let the uncle take the carriage with you. I have already ordered you to go down. I said that your injury has not yet healed and your bones are weak. You are not allowed to ride a horse. I have prepared a chariot, so that the uncle can also hide in the carriage." In the car, there is no need to show your face."
Yunhu nodded and said, "It's still the fourth brother who is thoughtful."
A group of people set off on the road soon, the prince came out with a dark face, looked around, seemed to want to settle accounts with the uncle Yinfei, and said coldly: "Where is the uncle?"
Yunxu smiled dryly, "Brother is still drunk, so he's resting in the carriage."
"Haven't you sobered up?" The prince said coldly, "I think he doesn't want to sober up, but he's doing something evil on purpose!"
Yunyu said: "The prince is too worried, the elder brother is really drunk, and he has no intention of targeting the prince."
"Hmph." Although the crown prince didn't believe it, but Yunhu tried his best to be a peacemaker, the crown prince could tell that he probably didn't want the relationship between himself and the uncle to become too tense. The mission of the mission is not over yet. If Let outsiders hear that the prince and the uncle broke up, and some people will indeed use words to make a fuss.
The prince said: "This time I spared him first, and I didn't pursue so much with him, it was because of your face, eighth brother, but there will be no next time."
Yunyu: "..." Whether there will be a next time, I really can't say for sure, after all, the time limit for IQ offline cards is three days, and this is only the first day.
The road ahead is long...
The mission set off, escorted Cering Dunduobu, and headed for Junggar with the confession.
They originally came to see off their relatives, but now the plan has changed, and Celing Dunduobu was detained by them. Since the people in Junggar did not marry in good faith, if they entered Junggar rashly, they might cause death, so it is not appropriate to enter rashly. .
Everyone has the same meaning, instead of entering Junggar, they will be stationed in Ningxia and keep a safe distance from Junggar.
The large troops were stationed in Ningxia, and the envoys from Junggar who came to greet them heard about it, so they had to come to Ningxia to greet them.
When the envoy came to the gate of Ningxia, the guard stopped him and refused to let him in, saying that he needed to report.
Yunxu soon heard the report, and the crown prince said: "The envoys of Junggar do not have any good things. If it weren't for the foresight of the eighth brother, we would already be in Qinghai at this moment, and we need to rub their majesty and vigor. That's all right, let the Junggar envoys wait, and I will go to greet you in person in a while."
The prince asked the envoy to wait, but he didn't say how long the wait was. The envoy waited and waited, waited, and waited, from daytime to dusk. He almost stood at the gate of the city like a husband-watching stone, and the prince was nowhere to be seen.
It was dusk, and the gates of Ningxia were closed tightly. No one wanted to open the door to let them go. The envoy of Junggar waited impatiently, and sent a message from below: "Is your prince here yet? We are the envoys of Junggar, let us in first. If you neglect us, who of you will take this responsibility?"
"I come."
As soon as his words fell, someone promised.
The gate of Ningxia is still not open, but someone has boarded the gate tower of Ningxia, standing on the gate tower, looking down at them from afar.
It's Yunxi!
Yunxi boarded the Ningxia city tower, and said with a smile: "If the blame comes down, I will take care of it."
Although Junggar's envoy had never met Ba Ye, he knew who he was when he saw Yunxu's attire, and said, "Ba Ye, we will soon become a family, how can we say such a thing? We have been standing here for a day, why don't you open the city gate and let us in?"
Yunxu smiled faintly, and said: "The city gate is opened for my own family, if it is opened for tigers and wolves with ulterior motives, wouldn't it be to lure wolves into the house?"
"This..." the messenger said, "Baye, we are friends. I don't know what you are talking about."
"What a friendly country." Yunxi said: "Is this how you treat your friendly country? The younger brother of the Great Khan intends to assassinate my prince and princess of the Qing Dynasty!"
"This this……"
Yunhu raised his hand, Erlundai immediately escorted him into the shackles, and the heavily bound Celing Dunduobu came out. Celing Dunduobu had been poisoned by almonds a few days ago and was weak for several days. Erlundai pushed and shoved, his footsteps were unsteady, and he looked embarrassed.
When the Junggar envoy saw it, he was shocked and said, "Baye, there must be some misunderstanding! How could we do such a thing? There must be some villain provoking, misunderstanding, misunderstanding!"
"Misunderstanding?" Yunxu said: "Misunderstanding is really miserable, but if there is any trouble, the misunderstanding must be blamed. Why is the misunderstanding so miserable?"
He said, "Wow--" He shook out a piece of paper with scarlet handprints on it, and said: "Cering Dunduobu colluded with the son of Prince Heshuo to murder my prince and princess , the evidence is conclusive, the prince has all confessed."
The envoy was stunned and stood at the gate of Ningxia, not knowing what to do for a moment.
Yunyu said: "I know you can't be the master, so I'll go back now and tell you Da Khan that his trick has been exposed, and his younger brother is in our hands, and the confession is in our hands. Erdan's ashes and daughter, without some sincerity, the consequences will be very embarrassing."
The envoy's face was very embarrassing now, and he couldn't enter the city gate, so he had no choice but to say: "Eighth Lord calm down, Eighth Lord calm down, let me go back and report to Da Khan, and then give Eighth Lord a satisfactory answer."
The envoy was disheartened and failed to enter the Ningxia city gate, so he ran away with his tail between his legs.
Yunhu came down from the city gate, returned to the government office in Ningxia, and came to the house where she was staying.
As soon as he walked in, he saw the cheap fourth brother, of course, and the three-year-old elder brother.
Uncle Yinzhen was holding a brush and was writing and drawing. He was having a lot of fun alone. Yinzhen was sitting next to him, just like a kindergarten teacher, reading a book.
Seeing him walk in, Yinzhen said, "The envoy from Junggar has left?"
"Let's go," Yunxu said: "He left with a black face, saying that he would answer after asking them to sweat a lot."
Yinzhen sneered, and said, "Chewang Arabutan will never compromise so easily. I think we have to stay in Ningxia for a while longer."
There is a government office in Ningxia, unlike Qinghai where you live in a tent, which is actually a yurt. Yunhu thinks that the conditions of the government office are not bad, and if you need to stay for a while, it's okay.
Sure enough, as Yinzhen said, after the Junggar envoy left, he came back a day later. This time, he did not bring a solution. Instead, another envoy came, saying that he was ordered by the Great Khan to come. discuss the parliament.
The envoy who came this time was an envoy on the surface, but in fact, he was not a small rank, and he was a deputy governor.
The crown prince summoned all the people to the main room to discuss the matter of dealing with the vice capital of Junggar. Everyone was present, except for the uncle Yinyi who was not there.
For some reason, I couldn't see my uncle these two days.
The prince frowned and said, "Why doesn't my uncle come to such an important meeting?"
Yunxi said in her heart, today is the last half of the day, and at night, the uncle's IQ offline card will expire. Before it expires, the uncle will definitely not be able to come to discuss matters, otherwise...
Chickens and dogs are restless.
Yunyu said: "The crown prince doesn't know something. Eldest brother is not acclimatized to the climate and occasionally feels cold. He is sick and unable to get up. It is not a big deal to deal with Junggar's envoy. Let elder brother rest for a while. Take care of your illness."
The prince said disdainfully: "He looks like a calf, but he is still sick. I think he just thinks this matter is cumbersome and wants to push it all to Ben Gong. Huang Ama asked him to assist Ben Gong, but he It's good, but it looks like a hands-off shopkeeper."
Although the crown prince muttered a few words, the matter of the Junggar envoy still needs to be resolved, so he started to get down to business, saying: "Today, all of you are summoned here to ask your opinions. The Junggar envoy is sweating profusely on their behalf. , come to negotiate with us, what do you think?"
Erlundai was the first to speak: "What about negotiations, Junggar must want to mess around."
The prince has also seen this, and they definitely don't want to admit it. Once they admit that Celing Dunduobu really planned to assassinate the prince and the princess, it would be a big mistake. will be completely passive.
Erlun Dai said: "If you want me to say, they are just here to talk, so they just disappear."
Yuan said flatly, "I don't see anything wrong."
Erlun Dai stared at him, thinking what happened to Yuan Xi, he still sang against himself, shouldn't they reconcile because of what happened last time, and from then on, brothers and friends are respectful and harmonious?
But after getting along these days, Yuan Xi is still indifferent to himself, and the meeting is the same as usual, and now he denies his own opinion when he opens his mouth. It is completely impossible to see why he regards himself as a role model, if it is not for Ba Ye's vow However, Orondai did not believe in this evil.
Yuan said miserably: "The envoys of Junggar have already been rejected once. If they are rejected again this time, they can spread the word and slander my Qing Dynasty. At that time, others will think that my Qing Dynasty is afraid of Junggar. It will damage Tianwei, so it is not appropriate."
When Orondai thought about it, it seemed to make sense?
The prince said: "I don't see any damage to the majesty. If I see it, I don't know what kind of tricks these Junggar envoys are playing. I'm afraid they will make trouble. What should I do?"
The fourth master Yinzhen's eyes were cold, and he said, "It's better to parade."
"Military parade?" the prince asked.
The fourth master's thinking was too jumpy, and the prince couldn't keep up with his thoughts for a while, so Yinzhen said lightly: "The envoys from Junggar came to negotiate, if the prince invites the envoys to parade with him, I will give them a warning and tell them Don't dare to act rashly, and secondly, it can also show my great Qing Tianwei, why not do it?"
When the prince heard it, it made sense.
Yun Hu also agreed, saying: "What the fourth brother said makes sense."
"Okay!" The crown prince made a decision and said, "Since that's the case, I will leave the matter of the military parade to the uncle."
Obviously the prince still "resents" the uncle, so he deliberately handed over this tricky matter to the uncle Yinyi to complete.
The prince said again: "Don't worry, the envoys from Junggar will come to negotiate in some time. You have time to recuperate slowly, don't worry."
Yunxi: "..."
Yunhu sighed deeply, the prince and the uncle competed, and it was she who suffered in the end.why?After all, the uncle is still about three years old. It seems that the IQ offline card has expired tonight. The uncle "woke up", and I have to explain to the uncle about the military parade.
After the meeting was over, everyone left the main room, and Yinzhen stepped out from inside. Just as he was about to leave, he heard someone calling himself.
"Fourth brother."
The voice was soft and full of smiles, like the spring breeze in March, warm and not hot.
Looking back, it turned out to be the eighth brother.
Yunxu came over with a smile and said, "Fourth brother, are you free tonight?"
Seeing Yunxi's faint smile, Yinzhen's heart skipped a beat, then his expression remained unchanged, and he said very coldly: "It's really a coincidence, my brother can't be free today."
After saying that, he turned around and left, while Yunxuan took two steps, blocking Yinzhen's way, and said with a smile: "Fourth brother, don't hurry, tonight you must be free if you are free, and you must be free if you are not free." null."
Yinzhen:"……"
Yunyu said again: "Today, the IQ offline card will become invalid. The prince ordered the uncle to do business. The fourth brother can't escape this matter. He needs to explain it to the uncle together with the younger brother."
Yinzhen knew that the eighth younger brother came to him suddenly, definitely not to eat macarons, but to do such a laborious job.
Silent night.
In the house where Yunxi stayed...
Ding!
[IQ offline card has expired! 】
Uncle Yinfei felt a little dizzy in his head, raised his hand and rubbed his forehead, closed his eyes hard, and slowly opened them.
What came into view was Yunxu's "concerned" gaze, and Yunxu said, "Brother, are you okay?"
Uncle Yinyi was very strange and said, "Eighth brother? Why are you in my room?"
Yunxu laughed and said, "Master, you are just joking. The elder brother is in the younger brother's house."
Uncle Yinfei took a closer look, and there were houses all around, not tents. It was strange, isn't this Qinghai? Why is it not a tent, but a house instead?
Yes, the uncle vaguely remembered, they
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