【Whether to exit the space】
[Space Tips: After exiting the space, the space will run in the background, and the time of hanging up can also increase the space points! 】
【whether】
The fourth master Yinzhen withdrew from the space, raised one hand to support his forehead, he moved slightly, and woke up from the "false sleep".
Yinzhen found that he was sitting at the tea table, and just entered the space, he seemed to fall asleep, and the time was very short, but with a snap of his fingers, the teacup in hand was still steaming hot, and there was no sign of the tea cooling down at all. None.
Yinzhen slowly raised his head, stared at the teacup covered with a bowl, and said softly, "Zhen... really came back."
Back to the time when I was still young, at the age of 21, if Yinzhen remembers correctly, this year, I and the elder princes were conferred the title of Baylor. What the civil and military court valued was the eighth younger brother, Yinhu, who was known as a virtuous and honest man!
A person who has fought for half his life should obviously be ahead of him, but now when Yinzhen opened his eyes, the eighth younger brother who was supposed to be imprisoned and died has returned, how can Yinzhen feel at ease?
Yinzhen squinted his eyes and stared at the steaming teacup expressionlessly. The Wubian officer from the incident office hurried over again, stopped in front of the main room, and said politely, "Master, Ba Ye is awake. , Master Jiu just came to visit the sick, it seems that because of the last bet, Master Ba wants to wash his hands and make soup and ice bowls for dessert for Jiu Ye himself."
Yinzhen came back to his senses, glanced at the Wubian officer indifferently, thinking in his heart, old Jiu Yinzhen?That's right, Lao Jiu has always had a close relationship with Lao Ba. It is not an exaggeration to say that "wearing a pair of pants is too fat". Chongqing.But speaking of it, in fact, the relationship between Lao Jiu and fourth brother Yinzhen was the best in the earliest days. They always regarded Yinzhen as their own, and then they gradually got closer and closer to Lao Ba Yinzhen.
Lao Jiu is a person who values love, righteousness, generosity, is very good at money, and is willing to make money. There are many rich people among Prince Baylor, but most of them cry poorly when they see the sky. Secondly, I also cried for the emperor to let the emperor know how unrestrained he is.Only Lao Jiu Yinzhen can't, but whenever someone asks him to borrow money, Lao Jiu is always the most generous one, and he never blinks his eyes when he needs money.
The key point is that Lao Jiu has a wide network of people and likes to make friends. In the capital, whether it is the poor, the rich, foreigners, or eunuchs, there is no one Lao Jiu does not know.
In his previous life, Yinzhen did stand out from the Nine Dragons' heir apparent, but it was also dangerous. If he could win Lao Jiu to his side in this life, it would be twice the result with half the effort and no harm at all.
Yinzhen thought about this, and ordered: "Go find an imperial doctor, I want to go to Babeile Mansion in person, and have a look."
……
Yunhu didn't answer the old Jiu Yinhu's question, but said: "I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, brother Jiu will wait a moment, myna will go to the dining room first."
Yun Hu ignored Lao Jiu's curiosity, turned around and Shi Shiran left the teahouse, and really went to the dining room.
Now it's not time for meal, and no one came to look for the meal. The dining room was quiet, and three or five cooks gathered together. Seeing their master Ba Ye suddenly drive away, they all knelt down and kowtowed in fright. .
Yunxu was very kind, waved his hands and said: "There is no need to be polite, just step back."
The cook and the cook looked at each other, the eighth master was still seriously ill, for some reason he suddenly ran to such a dirty and humble place like the dining room, if anyone wanted to eat, just call the attendant, why bother to go by himself?But the servants in the mansion have always been clear that although Ba Ye is easy-going and kind-hearted, he is actually a man of one word, and he does not say it twice. This is the principle of Ba Ye's mansion. Despite Qian's doubts, he retreated obediently.
Yunyu waited for the cooks to leave on their own, then closed the door of the dining room, then came to the stove, looked at the wide stove with everything, and twitched the corner of her lips slightly: "It's not easy to want to eat sweet bowls? "
The fan-like eyelashes of the left eye drooped slightly, and the word [Menu] immediately appeared clearly in Yunhu's left eye.
Yunhu waved her hand slightly, opened the [Menu], swipe in the air, click [Backpack], and took out the strawberries that were just planted in the space.
Lao Jiu Yinzhen has indeed eaten all kinds of rare bowls, whether it is the raisins or green walnuts that he paid tribute, they are not worth mentioning in his eyes, but Yunxu can guarantee that he has never eaten strawberries. After all, in this day and age, strawberries have not yet been introduced.
Ding!
[Task [-]: How does it feel to subdue a loyal dog? 】
When Yunhu heard the system's notification sound, as expected, Zuo Momo immediately automatically expanded the system text, which turned out to be the release of the second task.
Loyal dog?
The tasks are described in detail below.
[Win Ninth Master Yinzhen, increase his favorability to 100%! 】
[Space tips: Yinyu is delicious, likes sweetness and fears sourness]
Task materials: chocolate (available or not, according to the host's preference)
Task reward: 500P space points; 1 random crop that can be planted; 1 regret medicine.
Yunhu took a closer look, and he knew that space points could be used to upgrade the space. After the space upgrade, new system cheats would be triggered, such as the "Encyclopedia" cheat he owns now. In fact, besides this, the space points can also be used to Shopping in the mall, when the space is not in a hurry to upgrade, you can also use points to buy things.
Planting crops makes it easier to understand. For example, the strawberries he has planted now, Yunhu's space crops are still very scarce, and there are only strawberries in total, which really need to continue to be developed.
As for regret medicine...
[Space Tips: [Regret Medicine] is a small prop that can be used for [Reload File], not only for use in the space, but also for use outside the space! ([Regret medicine] can be exchanged with space points in the mall, exchange points: 100000000P)]
With [-] million P space points at every turn, it seems that this regret medicine is quite valuable.
Yunhu just wanted to win over the old Jiu Yinzhen, and the space gave him a task, so why not do it?Yunxi immediately moved swiftly.
The sweet bowl is actually a fruit bowl. Strawberries have not been introduced to China. It stands to reason that Yunhu washed a few strawberries and added some ice cubes to make a strawberry fruit bowl.But Yunxuan is a delicate person who always thinks twice before acting. He carefully discovered that the space reminder has been reminded just now. Lao Jiu likes sweets, not sour.
Strawberries are sweet and slightly sour, and the strawberries grown in Yunyu are the most common strawberries. Although they are sweet, they are still sour. If they are served on a plate like this, Lao Jiu will find it rare. But it may not be able to increase the favorability of Gao Laojiu, it is still necessary to do some tricks and spend some thought.
Yunhu thought for a while, and then opened the space system again. After clicking [Recipe] to enter, there are many options besides the recipes that have been opened.
【Refrigerator】【Quick Freeze】【Quick Thaw】【Microwave】【Oven】【Dishwasher】...
Yunyu took out some strawberries, cleaned them and removed the husks, picked a sharp knife from the stove, cut all the strawberries in half, dug out the inside of the strawberries a little, and then put the processed strawberries in Enter the [Quick Freeze] option.
"Ding!" With a soft sound, the freezing ended, and the strawberries turned into frozen strawberries in an instant. The freezing speed was astonishing.Each strawberry is covered with a touch of frost. In the slightly hot spring season, it exudes layers of cool air. Because of the freezing, the bright red strawberries turn into a non-aggressive water red, which is even more impressive. It is pleasing to the eye, as if this is not food, but a piece of handicraft.
Yun Yufu took out the frozen strawberries again, opened the [backpack], took out the unlimited cheese milk cap that came with the previous recipe, and spread the rich and mellow cheese milk cap on the core of the half-frozen strawberry just now inside.
Just now when the space released the mission, it returned the mission supplies with chocolate, and Yunhu did the same, spreading the chocolate into the core of the frozen strawberry.
Water-red frozen strawberries, topped with white and yellowish cheese milk cap, or black and mellow chocolate, whether it is cheese milk cap or chocolate, the taste is rich and sweet, and it can definitely cover up the sourness of strawberries. More than that, strawberries After being frozen, the sour taste is suppressed to the greatest extent by the cold breath. Yunhu can guarantee that Lao Jiu will never taste a little bit sour, but will feel full of sweetness when he eats it in one bite.
Half white cheese, half black chocolate, black and white, and water red strawberry fruit, the color is bright and eye-catching, pleasing to the eye, Yunxi cut some ice and put it under the fruit plate, and then put the frozen strawberries on the plate one by one, a strawberry fruit plate is ready up.
Yunhu entered the dining room, only had a cup of tea in total, and came back with a plate of freshly baked strawberry fruit. When he returned to the tea room, he saw that there was not only Lao Jiu Yinxuan in the tea room, but also a few more people. Personally, isn't the one sitting on the chair at the head the fourth master Yinzhen whom I have only seen in the space before?
The relationship between Lao Jiu and Yinzhen was very warm, the little wolf cub instantly turned into a little milk dog, and asked enthusiastically: "Fourth brother, why are you here?"
Yinzhen happened to see Yunxu coming in, and said "pretending to be kind": "I heard that the eighth brother fell ill, I was really worried, so I specially brought a highly skilled imperial doctor here to visit the eighth brother."
"Thank you, fourth brother." Yunxi walked in and put the strawberry compote aside.
This Yinzhen is like a different person from the space. The fourth master Yinzhen in the space is cold-faced and cold-hearted, with no expression on his cold face. He looks as if he has suffered a stroke and has facial paralysis. The fourth master Yinzhen who is here to visit now, hangs up. With a kind expression on his face, the words he said were also full of concern. If it wasn't for the smile on his face that didn't reach his eyes, Yunhu would have really believed in his evil.
The imperial doctor next to him hurried over to pay his respects, and said, "Baye, this repeated pain, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, the foreigner's method is still not enough, the old minister has a method, which can cure the root cause!"
As the old imperial doctor said, he opened his medicine box and said three times, "Crack, crack!", and laid out all the tools on the tea table. There were more than a dozen of them in a row!
Ding!
Yunxi blinked slightly with her left eye, and the "Encyclopedia" system was activated immediately, and virtual words floated out of every tool displayed on the tea table.
——Machete, hook knife, silver thread, hanger, square scissors, crude drug tube, anal probe!
There's even a small... soldering iron.
To put it bluntly, Yunhu has never been afraid of anything since he was born. Except for food, he has never paid too much attention to anything, has nothing to like, and has nothing to be afraid of. For no reason, his heart tightened for no reason, and he didn't dare to hurt the unspeakable place under his body.
The imperial doctor held up a strangely shaped hook knife, and said in a solemn voice: "Don't worry Ba Ye, this old minister has experience in treating hemorrhoids. It's simple and cheap! You only need to take a dog's belly."
Ding!
[Space Tip: Dog’s belly = dog’s bladder. 】
The old imperial doctor talked eloquently: "Then go straight through the moon, blow air to make the dog's abdomen swell, drag it hard, the dog's clothes come off, and cut the sores, it's so simple!"
Ding!
[Space tips: through the moon = through a thin tube; into the straight = into the anus, door]
Translated into vernacular, it is to insert a thin tube into the dog's bladder, then insert the bladder into the anus and the anus, and blow air into the thin tube to inflate the dog's bladder.Then drag the dog's bladder out vigorously, the patient will naturally prolapse, and the hidden affected area will be exposed. In this way, the sore can be cut with tools, and the soldering iron is for once and for all. Necrosis the hot skin and flesh at the sores to avoid repeated tearing and ulceration.
Over there, Lao Jiu Yinzhen's eyes straightened when he heard that, he slapped the tea table, his face was full of shock and astonishment, and he said carelessly: "What should I do if the anus is prolapsed? I can't plug it back!"
Yunxi: "..."
No matter how calm and breezy Yun Si was, she also coughed slightly. Among the audience, apart from the eloquent and eloquent old imperial doctor, only fourth master Yin Zhen was the calmest, his face was like a stone Buddha, and it could even be said that he was cruel.
Yinzhen said: "Ninth brother, don't worry, the imperial doctor must have his own way."
"Return to Jiuye's words," the old imperial doctor cupped his hands and said, "This prolapse of the anus cannot be recovered, but it doesn't matter."
"It doesn't matter?!" Lao Jiu sighed, listening quite seriously.
The old imperial doctor "pacified" and said: "Just hang the patient upside down on the beam of the house, take a basin of ice-cold water, and pour it on the patient's confidant, the cold water stimulation can make the patient's muscles contract, and the affected area will naturally return."
"Oh—" Lao Jiu thought about it seriously, nodded and said, "It seems that this is really the case..."
Yunxu interrupted Lao Jiu, a child who was thinking seriously, in time, smiled, and was reasonable, but she refused firmly: "Don't bother the fourth master and the imperial doctor, I am sick, pay attention to diet, and relax. As long as conservative treatment is needed, it will improve in a few days."
"This..." The old imperial doctor wanted to persuade him, but Ba Ye's words were so clear that the old imperial doctor couldn't say much.
On the other hand, the fourth master, Yinzhen, spoke kindly, but said with no expression on his face: "Eighth brother, don't shy away from medical treatment, play petty temper, and hurt your own body."
Yunxu pulled a thousand catties in two or two, and said calmly: "Thank you for your concern, brother four, otherwise... let's use the sweet bowl first."
"Sweet bowl!" Lao Jiu Yinzhen just woke up from his dream, staring at the frozen strawberries on the tea table, whether it is red and delicate strawberries, yellowish and mellow cheese milk cap, or silk strawberries. He has never seen slippery and slightly bitter chocolate, if he knows anything about this sweet bowl, it is probably the ice that pulls out the sweet bowl!
Lao Jiu looked like a countryman entering the city, and pointed at the frozen strawberries with a folding fan: "This... what kind of sweet bowl is this?"
Yinzhen's eyes moved slightly, the red glow was like the fruit of a small lantern, he had seen it a few days ago, it was in... the space.
Yinzhen asked uncertainly, "Strawberry?"
Yunxi chuckled, if there was anything in this world that could tempt Yunxuan's heart, it would probably not be gold, silver and jewellery, nor political power and official career, nor a flowery and beautiful family.
Only, the word "delicious".
Speaking of delicious food, Yunxuan's bland and breezy expression is extraordinary, her eyes that are as light as spring waves seem to have turned into bright stars overnight, shining brightly, rivaling the sun and the moon.
Yunyu's voice is gentle, but she is sure: "The fourth brother's guess is correct, this is... strawberry sweet bowl."
[Space Tips: After exiting the space, the space will run in the background, and the time of hanging up can also increase the space points! 】
【whether】
The fourth master Yinzhen withdrew from the space, raised one hand to support his forehead, he moved slightly, and woke up from the "false sleep".
Yinzhen found that he was sitting at the tea table, and just entered the space, he seemed to fall asleep, and the time was very short, but with a snap of his fingers, the teacup in hand was still steaming hot, and there was no sign of the tea cooling down at all. None.
Yinzhen slowly raised his head, stared at the teacup covered with a bowl, and said softly, "Zhen... really came back."
Back to the time when I was still young, at the age of 21, if Yinzhen remembers correctly, this year, I and the elder princes were conferred the title of Baylor. What the civil and military court valued was the eighth younger brother, Yinhu, who was known as a virtuous and honest man!
A person who has fought for half his life should obviously be ahead of him, but now when Yinzhen opened his eyes, the eighth younger brother who was supposed to be imprisoned and died has returned, how can Yinzhen feel at ease?
Yinzhen squinted his eyes and stared at the steaming teacup expressionlessly. The Wubian officer from the incident office hurried over again, stopped in front of the main room, and said politely, "Master, Ba Ye is awake. , Master Jiu just came to visit the sick, it seems that because of the last bet, Master Ba wants to wash his hands and make soup and ice bowls for dessert for Jiu Ye himself."
Yinzhen came back to his senses, glanced at the Wubian officer indifferently, thinking in his heart, old Jiu Yinzhen?That's right, Lao Jiu has always had a close relationship with Lao Ba. It is not an exaggeration to say that "wearing a pair of pants is too fat". Chongqing.But speaking of it, in fact, the relationship between Lao Jiu and fourth brother Yinzhen was the best in the earliest days. They always regarded Yinzhen as their own, and then they gradually got closer and closer to Lao Ba Yinzhen.
Lao Jiu is a person who values love, righteousness, generosity, is very good at money, and is willing to make money. There are many rich people among Prince Baylor, but most of them cry poorly when they see the sky. Secondly, I also cried for the emperor to let the emperor know how unrestrained he is.Only Lao Jiu Yinzhen can't, but whenever someone asks him to borrow money, Lao Jiu is always the most generous one, and he never blinks his eyes when he needs money.
The key point is that Lao Jiu has a wide network of people and likes to make friends. In the capital, whether it is the poor, the rich, foreigners, or eunuchs, there is no one Lao Jiu does not know.
In his previous life, Yinzhen did stand out from the Nine Dragons' heir apparent, but it was also dangerous. If he could win Lao Jiu to his side in this life, it would be twice the result with half the effort and no harm at all.
Yinzhen thought about this, and ordered: "Go find an imperial doctor, I want to go to Babeile Mansion in person, and have a look."
……
Yunhu didn't answer the old Jiu Yinhu's question, but said: "I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, brother Jiu will wait a moment, myna will go to the dining room first."
Yun Hu ignored Lao Jiu's curiosity, turned around and Shi Shiran left the teahouse, and really went to the dining room.
Now it's not time for meal, and no one came to look for the meal. The dining room was quiet, and three or five cooks gathered together. Seeing their master Ba Ye suddenly drive away, they all knelt down and kowtowed in fright. .
Yunxu was very kind, waved his hands and said: "There is no need to be polite, just step back."
The cook and the cook looked at each other, the eighth master was still seriously ill, for some reason he suddenly ran to such a dirty and humble place like the dining room, if anyone wanted to eat, just call the attendant, why bother to go by himself?But the servants in the mansion have always been clear that although Ba Ye is easy-going and kind-hearted, he is actually a man of one word, and he does not say it twice. This is the principle of Ba Ye's mansion. Despite Qian's doubts, he retreated obediently.
Yunyu waited for the cooks to leave on their own, then closed the door of the dining room, then came to the stove, looked at the wide stove with everything, and twitched the corner of her lips slightly: "It's not easy to want to eat sweet bowls? "
The fan-like eyelashes of the left eye drooped slightly, and the word [Menu] immediately appeared clearly in Yunhu's left eye.
Yunhu waved her hand slightly, opened the [Menu], swipe in the air, click [Backpack], and took out the strawberries that were just planted in the space.
Lao Jiu Yinzhen has indeed eaten all kinds of rare bowls, whether it is the raisins or green walnuts that he paid tribute, they are not worth mentioning in his eyes, but Yunxu can guarantee that he has never eaten strawberries. After all, in this day and age, strawberries have not yet been introduced.
Ding!
[Task [-]: How does it feel to subdue a loyal dog? 】
When Yunhu heard the system's notification sound, as expected, Zuo Momo immediately automatically expanded the system text, which turned out to be the release of the second task.
Loyal dog?
The tasks are described in detail below.
[Win Ninth Master Yinzhen, increase his favorability to 100%! 】
[Space tips: Yinyu is delicious, likes sweetness and fears sourness]
Task materials: chocolate (available or not, according to the host's preference)
Task reward: 500P space points; 1 random crop that can be planted; 1 regret medicine.
Yunhu took a closer look, and he knew that space points could be used to upgrade the space. After the space upgrade, new system cheats would be triggered, such as the "Encyclopedia" cheat he owns now. In fact, besides this, the space points can also be used to Shopping in the mall, when the space is not in a hurry to upgrade, you can also use points to buy things.
Planting crops makes it easier to understand. For example, the strawberries he has planted now, Yunhu's space crops are still very scarce, and there are only strawberries in total, which really need to continue to be developed.
As for regret medicine...
[Space Tips: [Regret Medicine] is a small prop that can be used for [Reload File], not only for use in the space, but also for use outside the space! ([Regret medicine] can be exchanged with space points in the mall, exchange points: 100000000P)]
With [-] million P space points at every turn, it seems that this regret medicine is quite valuable.
Yunhu just wanted to win over the old Jiu Yinzhen, and the space gave him a task, so why not do it?Yunxi immediately moved swiftly.
The sweet bowl is actually a fruit bowl. Strawberries have not been introduced to China. It stands to reason that Yunhu washed a few strawberries and added some ice cubes to make a strawberry fruit bowl.But Yunxuan is a delicate person who always thinks twice before acting. He carefully discovered that the space reminder has been reminded just now. Lao Jiu likes sweets, not sour.
Strawberries are sweet and slightly sour, and the strawberries grown in Yunyu are the most common strawberries. Although they are sweet, they are still sour. If they are served on a plate like this, Lao Jiu will find it rare. But it may not be able to increase the favorability of Gao Laojiu, it is still necessary to do some tricks and spend some thought.
Yunhu thought for a while, and then opened the space system again. After clicking [Recipe] to enter, there are many options besides the recipes that have been opened.
【Refrigerator】【Quick Freeze】【Quick Thaw】【Microwave】【Oven】【Dishwasher】...
Yunyu took out some strawberries, cleaned them and removed the husks, picked a sharp knife from the stove, cut all the strawberries in half, dug out the inside of the strawberries a little, and then put the processed strawberries in Enter the [Quick Freeze] option.
"Ding!" With a soft sound, the freezing ended, and the strawberries turned into frozen strawberries in an instant. The freezing speed was astonishing.Each strawberry is covered with a touch of frost. In the slightly hot spring season, it exudes layers of cool air. Because of the freezing, the bright red strawberries turn into a non-aggressive water red, which is even more impressive. It is pleasing to the eye, as if this is not food, but a piece of handicraft.
Yun Yufu took out the frozen strawberries again, opened the [backpack], took out the unlimited cheese milk cap that came with the previous recipe, and spread the rich and mellow cheese milk cap on the core of the half-frozen strawberry just now inside.
Just now when the space released the mission, it returned the mission supplies with chocolate, and Yunhu did the same, spreading the chocolate into the core of the frozen strawberry.
Water-red frozen strawberries, topped with white and yellowish cheese milk cap, or black and mellow chocolate, whether it is cheese milk cap or chocolate, the taste is rich and sweet, and it can definitely cover up the sourness of strawberries. More than that, strawberries After being frozen, the sour taste is suppressed to the greatest extent by the cold breath. Yunhu can guarantee that Lao Jiu will never taste a little bit sour, but will feel full of sweetness when he eats it in one bite.
Half white cheese, half black chocolate, black and white, and water red strawberry fruit, the color is bright and eye-catching, pleasing to the eye, Yunxi cut some ice and put it under the fruit plate, and then put the frozen strawberries on the plate one by one, a strawberry fruit plate is ready up.
Yunhu entered the dining room, only had a cup of tea in total, and came back with a plate of freshly baked strawberry fruit. When he returned to the tea room, he saw that there was not only Lao Jiu Yinxuan in the tea room, but also a few more people. Personally, isn't the one sitting on the chair at the head the fourth master Yinzhen whom I have only seen in the space before?
The relationship between Lao Jiu and Yinzhen was very warm, the little wolf cub instantly turned into a little milk dog, and asked enthusiastically: "Fourth brother, why are you here?"
Yinzhen happened to see Yunxu coming in, and said "pretending to be kind": "I heard that the eighth brother fell ill, I was really worried, so I specially brought a highly skilled imperial doctor here to visit the eighth brother."
"Thank you, fourth brother." Yunxi walked in and put the strawberry compote aside.
This Yinzhen is like a different person from the space. The fourth master Yinzhen in the space is cold-faced and cold-hearted, with no expression on his cold face. He looks as if he has suffered a stroke and has facial paralysis. The fourth master Yinzhen who is here to visit now, hangs up. With a kind expression on his face, the words he said were also full of concern. If it wasn't for the smile on his face that didn't reach his eyes, Yunhu would have really believed in his evil.
The imperial doctor next to him hurried over to pay his respects, and said, "Baye, this repeated pain, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, the foreigner's method is still not enough, the old minister has a method, which can cure the root cause!"
As the old imperial doctor said, he opened his medicine box and said three times, "Crack, crack!", and laid out all the tools on the tea table. There were more than a dozen of them in a row!
Ding!
Yunxi blinked slightly with her left eye, and the "Encyclopedia" system was activated immediately, and virtual words floated out of every tool displayed on the tea table.
——Machete, hook knife, silver thread, hanger, square scissors, crude drug tube, anal probe!
There's even a small... soldering iron.
To put it bluntly, Yunhu has never been afraid of anything since he was born. Except for food, he has never paid too much attention to anything, has nothing to like, and has nothing to be afraid of. For no reason, his heart tightened for no reason, and he didn't dare to hurt the unspeakable place under his body.
The imperial doctor held up a strangely shaped hook knife, and said in a solemn voice: "Don't worry Ba Ye, this old minister has experience in treating hemorrhoids. It's simple and cheap! You only need to take a dog's belly."
Ding!
[Space Tip: Dog’s belly = dog’s bladder. 】
The old imperial doctor talked eloquently: "Then go straight through the moon, blow air to make the dog's abdomen swell, drag it hard, the dog's clothes come off, and cut the sores, it's so simple!"
Ding!
[Space tips: through the moon = through a thin tube; into the straight = into the anus, door]
Translated into vernacular, it is to insert a thin tube into the dog's bladder, then insert the bladder into the anus and the anus, and blow air into the thin tube to inflate the dog's bladder.Then drag the dog's bladder out vigorously, the patient will naturally prolapse, and the hidden affected area will be exposed. In this way, the sore can be cut with tools, and the soldering iron is for once and for all. Necrosis the hot skin and flesh at the sores to avoid repeated tearing and ulceration.
Over there, Lao Jiu Yinzhen's eyes straightened when he heard that, he slapped the tea table, his face was full of shock and astonishment, and he said carelessly: "What should I do if the anus is prolapsed? I can't plug it back!"
Yunxi: "..."
No matter how calm and breezy Yun Si was, she also coughed slightly. Among the audience, apart from the eloquent and eloquent old imperial doctor, only fourth master Yin Zhen was the calmest, his face was like a stone Buddha, and it could even be said that he was cruel.
Yinzhen said: "Ninth brother, don't worry, the imperial doctor must have his own way."
"Return to Jiuye's words," the old imperial doctor cupped his hands and said, "This prolapse of the anus cannot be recovered, but it doesn't matter."
"It doesn't matter?!" Lao Jiu sighed, listening quite seriously.
The old imperial doctor "pacified" and said: "Just hang the patient upside down on the beam of the house, take a basin of ice-cold water, and pour it on the patient's confidant, the cold water stimulation can make the patient's muscles contract, and the affected area will naturally return."
"Oh—" Lao Jiu thought about it seriously, nodded and said, "It seems that this is really the case..."
Yunxu interrupted Lao Jiu, a child who was thinking seriously, in time, smiled, and was reasonable, but she refused firmly: "Don't bother the fourth master and the imperial doctor, I am sick, pay attention to diet, and relax. As long as conservative treatment is needed, it will improve in a few days."
"This..." The old imperial doctor wanted to persuade him, but Ba Ye's words were so clear that the old imperial doctor couldn't say much.
On the other hand, the fourth master, Yinzhen, spoke kindly, but said with no expression on his face: "Eighth brother, don't shy away from medical treatment, play petty temper, and hurt your own body."
Yunxu pulled a thousand catties in two or two, and said calmly: "Thank you for your concern, brother four, otherwise... let's use the sweet bowl first."
"Sweet bowl!" Lao Jiu Yinzhen just woke up from his dream, staring at the frozen strawberries on the tea table, whether it is red and delicate strawberries, yellowish and mellow cheese milk cap, or silk strawberries. He has never seen slippery and slightly bitter chocolate, if he knows anything about this sweet bowl, it is probably the ice that pulls out the sweet bowl!
Lao Jiu looked like a countryman entering the city, and pointed at the frozen strawberries with a folding fan: "This... what kind of sweet bowl is this?"
Yinzhen's eyes moved slightly, the red glow was like the fruit of a small lantern, he had seen it a few days ago, it was in... the space.
Yinzhen asked uncertainly, "Strawberry?"
Yunxi chuckled, if there was anything in this world that could tempt Yunxuan's heart, it would probably not be gold, silver and jewellery, nor political power and official career, nor a flowery and beautiful family.
Only, the word "delicious".
Speaking of delicious food, Yunxuan's bland and breezy expression is extraordinary, her eyes that are as light as spring waves seem to have turned into bright stars overnight, shining brightly, rivaling the sun and the moon.
Yunyu's voice is gentle, but she is sure: "The fourth brother's guess is correct, this is... strawberry sweet bowl."
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