Dreaming back to the 90s to help my dad catch a rival in love

"Ask the world, is this mountain the tallest?"

"Hey, ha!"

"Or, is there another place higher than the sky?"

"Huh, ha!"

In the taxi, the theme song of the martial arts series sung by Luo Wen and Zhen Ni was playing on the radio. The driver, Master Guo, shook his head when he heard it, and began to "whistle and drink" along with it.

"Father Xiaobei, why did you think of it today? Are you going to play in Sheshan?"

Master Guo looked at Ning Xiaobei and his son sitting in the back row from the rearview mirror, and his double chins came out of laughter.

"It's a holiday, and the weather is fine, so I'll take the kids out to play. Please trouble Master Guo today, take us there, and pick us up."

"Where is this kind of 'long distance'? I can't even ask for it. The traffic jam in the urban area every day, and I can only earn a starting fee after a day of exhaust gas. What's the point? It's good to go to Sheshan, and the air in the countryside is good. .When you go to Suzhou to play, remember to let me pick you up. They are old neighbors, and they need to take care of each other."

There is no subway to go to Sheshan these days. Taking a taxi from the urban area is no different from taking a trip to Hongqiao Airport.Master Guo can make money and sell favors, so why not do it.

Ning Xiaobei insisted that Fan Xia went to "learn art on the mountain", the two adults were dubious and decided to try to find it.

After leaving the urban area, the car drove very fast, and the bare trees on both sides kept retreating.

The suburbs of the city are desolate in the cold winter, and the roads are lined with small houses of local farmers and large tracts of farmland. The suburbs at this time are not like the future, with tall buildings everywhere, not much different from the urban area.

Zhao Jingwen sat in the passenger seat without saying a word, his hands clenched into fists, he didn't look like he was going on an outing, but rather he was going to fight.

Master Guo has been driving a taxi for many years. He is an experienced old cunning man. He noticed that something was wrong in the atmosphere in the car, so he immediately turned off the radio broadcast, watched his nose and nose, and drove quietly.

"Xiaobei, are you so sure that he went to Sheshan?"

Ning Jianguo, who was sitting in the back row, lowered his head and asked his son.

Ning Xiaobei nodded.

"A few days ago, Fan Xia asked me if I knew there was a mountain in Shanghai that was full of snakes. It was just like the Snake Island in "The Deer and Ding Tale". He also said that the stars can be seen on the mountain, which is much more spectacular than in the urban area. Yes, it is a 'heavenly blessing'."

Ning Jianguo was confused.

Ning Xiaobei replied in a low voice, "It was only later that I found out that it was 'Long Foot' from the class next door who went to Sheshan with his family to visit the Shanghai Observatory on weekends, and when he came back he was bragging with Fan Xia. Fan Xia is a semi-literate man. , I heard 'Sheshan' as 'Snake Mountain'. I thought it was a great place."

"what……"

Ning Jianguo was speechless for a moment.

In fact, he wanted to tell his son that his father didn't know the word "Sheshan" when he was a child, and he always thought it was "Yu Shan"...

After driving for nearly two hours, the car finally arrived at the foot of Sheshan Mountain.Master Guo drove the car to the gas station to refuel, and agreed with them to meet at the gas station at three o'clock in the afternoon, and then go back to the city together.

Regardless of how short Sheshan is, with an altitude of less than 100 meters, let alone comparing it with the four famous mountains in China, any small mountain in Zhejiang and Fujian can be proud of it.However, it is still divided into east and west peaks.

Dongshe Mountain has beautiful scenery, including Diaoyuji, Shiziyan, Xixin Spring and other scenic spots.

Xisheshan is rich in humanities, except for the Sheshan Observatory built in the Guangxu period.There is also the Notre-Dame Basilica of Sheshan, which is as famous as the Notre-Dame Basilica of Rhodes in France.

Both are future Internet celebrity attractions, especially the cathedral, which has been featured on film and television screens countless times. As long as it is a film and television work that reflects the style of old Shanghai, almost all of them have been filmed here.

But at that time, it was not a particularly popular scenic spot, especially in this cold and windy winter, not to mention tourists on the mountain, not even a few local vendors.

The three walked up the steps to the top of the mountain. The cold wind hit their cheeks, the trees around them were towering, and the jackdaws were miserable.Not to mention, it really has a bit of the bleak meaning of "alone carrying a single knife" in martial arts movies.

Although the altitude is low, it is still a bit difficult for Ning Xiaobei, an asthma patient, to climb to the top of the mountain in one breath.Almost halfway through, Ning Xiaobei was a little out of breath, and everyone had to stop and rest for a while.

Fortunately, there is a canteen on the mountainside. An old woman in a blue cotton padded jacket is huddled in a small house made of iron sheets. There is a briquette stove in front of the hut. There is a stainless steel pot on the briquette stove, and tea is burning in the pot. Eggs and five-spice tofu exude a particularly attractive aroma.

When they arrived at Sheshan, it was meal time, the adults could afford it, but the children couldn't help it.So the three of them squatted at the entrance of the canteen, planning to buy some food and drink to satisfy their hunger.

Ning Jianguo asked the old lady for a ponytail and asked Ning Xiaobei to sit down. He warmed the plastic bottle of cold mineral water with his hands before handing it to Ning Xiaobei to drink.

Zhao Jingwen ate ten tea eggs in one go, cursing and swearing while peeling the eggshells, clamoring that if Fan Xia fell into his hands, he would definitely die.

"Where are you going? Today is not Sunday, and the church on the mountain does not hold services."

The old woman had been sitting alone for a long time and felt a little lonely. When she saw them, the young men chatted curiously.

So Ning Jianguo simply had a conversation with her.

The old man has a strong native accent, and he speaks the local dialect of Sheshan, Songjiang, which is quite different from the Shanghai dialect in downtown Shanghai.After chatting for a while, Ning Jianguo heard the old lady say that today is Monday, the observatory is closed, and there are few people in the church, so there are basically no tourists on the mountain.

"It's not open, so can we still find someone when we go up?"

Zhao Jingwen wiped his hands and asked worriedly.

"Grandma, did a kid around my age come here earlier today?"

Ning Xiaobei's panting was no longer so severe, he walked up to the old man, compared his height and said, "He is very dark, and he is carrying a schoolbag."

"Oh, you said 'Little Heipi'. I saw him this morning. He came here even before the store was open."

The old lady kept nodding her head, it seemed that Fan Xia was indeed dark enough to impress.

"Where is he now, did he go to the mountain?"

When Zhao Jing heard the words, he hurried over and asked.

"Ah, that little black skin. When the sky was bright, I climbed up from the foot of the mountain and sat down here. Before I could catch my breath, he knocked on the door as soon as he came, and it made my heart pound. He said he was hungry, but I haven't had time to cook tea eggs. There are only biscuits in the canteen. The kid took out a 100 yuan card to buy biscuits, and you said I didn't have any change in the early morning. How can I change it? Just right My son is here, so I said, son, come quickly..."

The old lady was really long-winded, instead of answering Zhao Jingwen's question directly, she began to ramble on and on, making the three of them very anxious.

"So where did he go?"

Zhao Jingwen was so anxious that he was about to kneel down and kowtow to the old lady.

"Go to the police station."

The old lady pursed her mouth, as if she was a little unhappy because her enthusiasm for speaking was interrupted.

"The police station?"

"That's right, my son is a policeman from the police station, what I was going to say, did you not let me continue..."

"Grandma, I was wrong, please tell me where the police station is. I am the uncle of 'Little Hei Pi', and we have been looking for him all morning."

Zhao Jingwen tightly grasped Grandma's hand.

Facts have proved that facing the "shoe factory Fei Xiang", even the grandmother of Sheshan Tea Eggs could not resist his charm.Grandma looked at her hands tightly held by the young man, and a girlish pink appeared on her wrinkled face.

"Here, it's down there."

Grandma pouted in the direction of the mountain road the three of them came from.

"Just down the hill, next to the gas station."

The trio climbed up from the gas station: "..."

Ning Xiaobei really didn't expect that after reliving his life, he would form an indissoluble bond with the police station.I went in and out of the police station several times within a few months, from the city to the suburbs, adding an extra interesting experience to my life.

But Fan Xia, who was sitting across from him, would definitely not find it interesting.

Holding the schoolbag in both hands, with his head drooping to his chest, sitting on a wooden stool in the reception hall, the sleepy student Fan Xia was exuding frustration and fear.

If Ning Jianguo and the police officers from the police station hadn't stopped him just now, Uncle Zhao would have performed the scene of "tearing up his nephew" on the spot.Ning Xiaobei rubbed his ears, as if he could still hear Uncle Zhao's scolding.

Fan Xia was really frightened this time. He went out at two o'clock in the morning and took a black car to Songjiang. Fortunately, he didn't meet any bad guys, and the driver took him safely to the foot of the mountain.

The little guy was afraid of stepping on a snake when he went up the mountain at night, so he didn't dare to go up the mountain until it was dark.He was cold and hungry, and he couldn't bear it halfway through the climb.

Finally, he found a house on the mountainside with a light on in front of the door. Fan Xia was so excited that he shed tears on the spot.

After finally knocking on the door of the hut, what came out was not the peerless expert written in the book, but an old lady who spoke an incomprehensible local dialect.

This is not a hut where martial arts seniors live in seclusion in the mountains, but a canteen opened by an old lady.

Well, the commissary is just a commissary, and he was hungry anyway, Fan Xia took out a hundred-yuan bill, pointed to the biscuits in the glass cabinet and said bring me one.

All the change on his body has been used to pay the fare. Fortunately, he still knows "Jianghu road insurance", so he dare not take out large denomination bills in the car easily.

The old lady who sold tea eggs was frightened by the generous city children. It happened that the old lady’s son came to burn the coal pellet stove for the old lady early in the morning.

When Ning Jianguo and his group walked back down the mountain and arrived at the police station, several policemen surrounded Fan Xia and were questioning him.

"This nephew of yours has a mouth tighter than a clam shell. We've been asking all morning, but he just doesn't give out his home address or phone number. He ate two buckets of instant noodles I treasured."

"I'm really sorry for causing trouble to the police comrades. I will definitely teach him a lesson when I go back."

The son of the tea egg old lady was overjoyed to see the parents of the little classmates coming.

I heard that they had already reported to the police at the police station near their home. When Sheshan contacted the city, they were right.

After checking Zhao Jingwen's ID card and work card, and after confirming that they were correct, they brought Fan Xia out of the back office and let their uncle and nephew recognize each other.

Ning Xiaobei sat across from Fan Xia. His father and Uncle Zhao still had some formalities to go through in the back office, so he was asked to watch over Fan Xia, and he must not be allowed to run away.

From Ning Xiaobei's point of view, Fan Xia is now like an eggplant beaten by Shuang, even if he doesn't look at it, he can't escape.

"Have you seen it?"

Ning Xiaobei asked intentionally.

"what?"

Fan Xia raised his head.

It turned out that he had been crying with his head down, and there was a string of clear water and big snot hanging under his black and red nose.Ning Xiaobei silently took out a napkin and handed it to him.

"Snakes. And stars."

"Bullshit...it's all made up by 'Long Foot' to lie to me."

Fan Xia blew his nose, and said pitifully, "There are no snakes at all, and there are stars, but I'm so cold, what are the stars and the moon?"

"Why did you run away from home?"

Ning Xiaobei said sharply, "Don't tell me that you really want to go to the mountains to learn martial arts. If you want to learn martial arts, go to the 'Jingwu Sports School' in Hongkou, or let your father send you to Henan Shaolin Temple."

A few years later, maybe there will be another "black-skinned Wang Baoqiang".

"me……"

Fan Xia said "I" for a long time, and finally choked out a sentence.

"I envy you."

"Clam?"

Ning Xiaobei was taken aback.

"I'm jealous of you. I'm jealous of you, right? You have a good brain and are good at reading. Even your father is [-] times better than mine. My 'yellow croaker brain' can't keep up with you even if I try my best. I'm afraid I'll become a nerd like Ding Zheyang, that's not me at all. I'm afraid of you, so I fled to the mountains."

Fan Xia said in one breath, and hiccupped because he was too excited.

"Why can you find me when I fled so far away? I heard from my uncle just now that you guessed that I came to Sheshan, so he found me. I admit that I bullied you before, it was my fault , but don't treat me like this! You are a genius, I am a big fool, I beg you not to pester me. I want to break up with you!"

After Xiao Heipi finished speaking, he covered his face with his hands, crying out of breath.

Now it was Ning Xiaobei's turn to be stunned.

At first, he only wanted to teach Fan Xia a lesson, to take revenge on him for bullying him when he was a child.But after the two got along for a long time, he really regarded this kid as a younger brother, or even a son.It was entirely out of good intentions that he took him to study and gave him extra lessons.

He never imagined what it would be like to be an ordinary child next to a "genius child" who was in his 30s and behaved superior to his peers in every way.

"Sorry……"

Ning Xiaobei lowered his head and took half a step back.

I thought the world was too simple, all in order to implement his plan of "changing the past", without considering the mood of the people around me.

In the end, the first person he hurt was the little black-skinned Fan Xia.

I'm sorry, Fan Xia, I never thought of hurting you.

Moreover, I am not a "genius", just a big bastard who bullies elementary school students relying on social experience and knowledge I have learned.

The author has something to say:

The two brothers had a quarrel, and Fan Xia proposed to break off friendship 555. But don't worry, they will reconcile soon, how could Xiaoxia be willing?

I am the idiot who regards Sheshan as Snake Mountain, and my father who regards Yushan as Yushan.My mother was the one who couldn't breathe after climbing Sheshan, which was less than 100 meters away.Well, we are a family of fools.

There is really a Jingwu Sports School in Shanghai. It is now called the Jingwu Sports Association. It was established in Shanghai in 1910 by Huo Daxia in TV Huo Yuanjia, and it is located in Hongkou District.I was in poor health when I was a child, my mother once thought about sending me to practice boxing, but unfortunately I refused to go there at the time, otherwise I would have given up literature and pursued martial arts now, haha.