Dreaming back to the 90s to help my dad catch a rival in love

After returning to school, Ning Xiaobei and Fan Xia went straight to the clinic to treat the wound.

Fan Xia was just scratched, a little bandage would be fine.Ning Xiaobei, on the other hand, started to swell up again after the effects of the allergy medicine wore off.Seeing his miserable appearance, the teacher in the clinic was so frightened that he hurriedly called 120 and sent him to the hospital in the town for water treatment.

At that time, Gu Kaige was leading a group of students in the botanical garden, eating luncheon meat and singing songs, happy and happy, but the supervisor on duty scolded him on the phone and told him to go to the town hospital immediately to accompany the students.

The director originally wanted to call Ning Jianguo, but Ning Xiaobei stopped him, saying that he didn't want his family to worry about it, and that he felt much better after the injection, so the director gave up.

The main reason is that he also feels that one thing more is worse than one thing less.

"When the principal and your grade director come next Monday, go and explain to them yourself. Teacher Gu is unreliable, why even you... Teacher Peng, Teacher Peng are also messing around with him? Fortunately, the child is fine. If this If something goes wrong, how will our school explain to others?"

Gu Kaige and Peng Yue stood in the corridor of the hospital. The two big men both lowered their heads, like two problem students who made a big mistake and were taught by the head teacher. They didn't look like teachers at all.

The town hospital is not big, and there are quite a lot of people who come to see the doctor on weekends. A circle of local country people around are watching the scene in front of them with interest.The woman holding the child smiled and pointed at the two of them, almost taking out the melon seeds and eating while watching a play.

It wasn't until the director was on fire, with his hands behind his back, stepping on the slippers that he only wore when he went out because he was too impatient, that the two men heaved a sigh of relief.

"Gu Kaige, stay away from me in the future. It's annoying."

Teacher Peng carried the sketchboard on his back, said coldly to Gu Kaige, and left without mercy.

"Hey……"

Gu Kaige raised his head to the sky and let out a long sigh, crouching at the door of the injection room with his head in his arms.

"Oh……"

Ning Xiaobei was lying on the recliner, with a bottle hanging in his left hand, everything outside could be heard clearly.

Is there such a relationship between Mr. Gu and Mr. Peng?

Today's spring outing with great fanfare was originally for the two of them to go out on a date as a cover, or is it all just brother Kai's hot head shaving?

He wrinkled his nose and shook his head.

Forget it, the couple in his own family don't know when it will be resolved, and he has no spare time to take care of the outsider's affairs.

"Gay..."

After returning from the botanical garden, Fan Xia didn't eat dinner, so he plunged into the Internet cafe near the school and began to search for knowledge in this area.The more you look at it, the tighter the frown is, the already dark face becomes more and more frightening.

It's not like he doesn't know this word, but it's like "sissy" and "hermaphrodite". In the past, Fan Xia classified it as a curse word, and its lethality is slightly worse than the three words "special | code". Grades only.

Speaking of these three words, he couldn't help but think of the Dongfangbu in "Swordsman", who was obsessed with "Brother Lian" after coming from the palace, and didn't want a group of good-looking wives. lost.

The "Swordsman" he watched was still Lu Songxian's version produced by TVB in 96. The person playing Dongfang Bubai in it was not the glamorous, dignified and stunning Lin Qingxia, but the bad old man played by Lu Zhenshun.

The old man's winking expression at Linghu Chong added a very bad touch to Fan Xia's young heart, and now thinking about it, he still feels goosebumps all over his body.

He didn't understand, his uncle was so handsome and tall, and Uncle Ning, regardless of his gentle personality, was actually better at fighting than his uncle. Became gay?

There is everything on the Internet these days, and many things can be found with a search.Fan Xia simply registered as a member of a gay dating website, went in and browsed for a few minutes, then closed the browser with a blank expression.

He felt a little dizzy and needed to digest well.

His stomach growled, and Fan Xia remembered that he hadn't eaten dinner yet, and the wound on his leg was also aching.He bought buckets of instant noodles and Coca-Cola from the webmaster, and while the instant noodles were in his mouth, with a fork in his mouth, he recalled the past few years.

No wonder my uncle hasn't been married for so many years. Everyone thinks that his "third shoe factory Fei Xiang" has so many girlfriends that he can line up from Nanjing Road all the way to Shiliupu Wharf. In fact, he has never seen him bring a girlfriend home.

Because of their own mother's "beads and jades in front", grandpa and grandma are all thinking about finding someone for uncle to live a good life, but they can't always achieve their wish.Occasionally, when I went back to my grandparents' house, as soon as the marriage was mentioned, my uncle would start to make jokes and change the subject.Over the years, grandma's requirements for her future daughter-in-law have changed from being young, beautiful and capable to just being a woman, and it is not bad for a divorced child.

Speaking of which, he thought that his uncle would get along with Aunt Wang.At that time, when he heard that Xiaobei wanted Aunt Wang to be his mother, he was still very apprehensive, thinking about how he would deal with his buddies in case his uncle "pried" her over.

It turned out that it was all right now, my uncle and Xiaobei's father got along with each other at all.I don't know how long it's been...

In the past, I heard from my uncle that he graduated from junior high school and caught up with the last group of educated youths to go to the countryside. He went to Yunnan to join the queue and settle down. He left the place in the big factory in Shanghai to his only sister, who was Fan Xia's mother.

In 1980, the policy was loosened, and my uncle was finally able to return to Shanghai. Because he didn't have a suitable job, he almost became a social blind. In 1982, my grandfather passed away, and my uncle took his place and joined the leather shoe factory as a salesperson in the sales department.

Uncle Ning is one year older than his uncle, and entered the factory many years earlier than his uncle.

If they had been good then... He wasn't even born then, and his parents weren't even married then!

Fan Xia sucked on the noodles in horror, almost sucking them up his nose.

No, he read the student handbook, Xiaobei was born in 85, and his birthday is very easy to remember, February 2th is Valentine's Day for foreigners.

But for the Chinese, this day is just an ordinary day during the Chinese New Year period. Because of the Spring Festival or the Lantern Festival, it is usually celebrated together.

And the Ning family has a tradition of not celebrating birthdays from Mrs. Ning.The old lady thought that she could live from the War of Resistance Against Japan and the War of Liberation to New China, and she stole her life from God. She was afraid that if she celebrated her birthday with great fanfare, what if God found out one day and took her Yangshou back? manage.

When the Ning family encounters a "big birthday" that happens every tenth, the most family members eat together, even a bowl of birthday noodles.If it is an ordinary birthday, simply keep silent and completely "avoid birthday".

Especially Ning Xiaobei, the old lady said that Xiaobei was not in good health, so she had to keep a low profile, and was not allowed to celebrate his birthday before the age of 20, for fear that he would die young.

Unlike Fan Xia, in order to make up for the grievance of having no parents on weekdays, he celebrates his birthday every year with great fanfare. Not only does his uncle take him to restaurants and give him gifts, but he also asks for money from his parents. He was only satisfied with double the pocket money.

On his birthday in the first year of high school, he simply invited the whole class to a small restaurant in the town.Everyone ate together and sang together, it was a lively scene.

In short, unlike his own uncle, Uncle Ning was married and had children of his own.So he won't be gay at least initially.

Could it be that uncle seduced, forced, and threatened Uncle Ning?

The more Fan Xia thought about it, the more likely it was.

As for his uncle, he looks like an overlord, always using his fists to speak, and he is very shameless.

I remember that when he was a child, his parents had not yet divorced, and they quarreled at least 20 days a month, and it was inevitable that they would fight after the quarrel.

Fan Jian is a bastard, his mother's combat power is not weak, he slaps and bites, and finally becomes a mixed male and female beating.

At this time, my mother would be called by her uncle to ask her own brother to support her. Without further ado, my uncle rode his bicycle to the gate of Fan's house, and the plot became a two-on-one mixed-female scene.

He remembered that every time his uncle came to the door, the weapons in his hands were different.

From broom handles, rolling pins, to one time he simply dismantled his father's bicycle downstairs and smashed people with the bicycle bridle.

It really got serious, and the neighbor called the police to arrest the two of them and put them in the detention center. His great mother was not happy anymore, crying and making noises, forcing the police to release them.

From Fan Xia's house to his grandmother's house, everyone in the neighborhood didn't know that Zhao Jingwen was a "bugger", and no one would dare to provoke him.

In his grandmother's words, fortunately he was born in the new society and was under the control of the state and organizations. In the past, his uncle would probably have spent two years in Tilanqiao Prison during the two years when he returned to Shanghai from Xishuangbanna to wait for work.

His rascal uncle, if he fell in love with Xiaobei's father, he would do something... Xiaobei's father is so good-tempered and as thin-skinned as his son, maybe Old Zhao would have succeeded?

The more Fan Xia thought about it, the more angry he became, cursed secretly, inserted the fork into the lid of the instant noodle cup, and wiped the red oil on his mouth with the back of his hand.

He stood up and wanted to go back to school, but felt that he was still ashamed to face Ning Xiaobei, so he sat down embarrassingly.

Xiaobei probably doesn't know anything yet.He had wanted Ning Jianguo to find him a new mother before.

Xiaobei was so kind to him, but his uncle kidnapped his father.

"Damn Zhao Jingwen..."

Fan Xia was so upset that he opened the browser cursingly, and clicked on an "online movie" page.

Looking at the dense film sources inside, I found a film starring Leslie Cheung and Tony Leung in the category of "Wu Li Tau Hong Kong Films".

A few days ago, he watched an old movie starring the two of them called "East and West".It's his favorite martial arts comedy movie, full of nonsensical jokes and good fights, Wang Zuxian is very cute when he scolds people, he and Ning Xiaobei laughed like hell together.

He thought that this "Happy Together" should be a similar comedy, so he didn't think too much, and just pressed the play button...

An hour and a half later, Fan Xia walked out of the Internet cafe with two big swollen eyes.

"Who the hell...put this movie in the 'nonsensical' category."

On a chilly spring night, he stood on the street of a small town where fried noodles, barbecue, white-cut lamb and hot pot smelled. He took a deep breath, clenched his hands, and stood in the middle of the road like an angry King Kong, without moving. It's like being tapped on the acupoints.

"There's something wrong! Little brat, die!"

The horns of passing cars, tractors and electric vehicles came one after another, and finally a passerby couldn't see him, walked over and pulled Fan Xia to the side of the road.

"Oh, student, why can't you figure it out so much? It's normal to fail the exam once or twice. What are you going to do to your grandparents like this? Go back to school quickly."

The passer-by old man thought that Fan Xia was not good at reading and was about to commit suicide, so he comforted him before leaving.

"Back to school... back to school..."

Fan Xia turned his head, looked in the direction of the West High School, muttered to himself, his heart was in a mess.

The dim and flickering lights in the movie, the blurred eyes of the two men when they were intertwined, the hot sweat and the ambiguous music came to mind little by little.

Especially the intimacy scene at the beginning of the title that shocked him so much that he almost fell off the seat of the Internet cafe, at this moment, it kept flashing back and forth in his mind like a revolving lantern.

I just don't know Uncle and Uncle Ning, which one is Li Yaohui and which one is He Baorong.

Fan Xia felt extremely painful, even the insomnia the night before the high school entrance examination was not as uncomfortable as it is now.

He has always been straight to the point, say what he has, and ask whatever he wants.But who can he tell and ask about this matter now?

Four years later, Fan Xia made a major decision—he wanted to leave again!Home!out!Walk!

The author has something to say:

Let me tell you a funny thing. When I first watched "Lan Yu", I regarded it as a science fiction film at first. . .From the blue universe.