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The one who knocked on the door turned into that little robot who seemed to have a sick program.

The little robot knocked on the door of Wen Xia's room, and happily circled around twice: "Good morning! Please eat!"

Wen Xia was speechless: "It's night now."

Little robot: "Good night! I wish you a sweet dream!"

Wen Xia: "..." Forget it.

As soon as the door was opened, there was a smell of food, it was obvious what this little robot was here for.

Lin Fengqi stewed pork ribs and radish soup and fried two light side dishes.

When the two looked at each other, something that said embarrassment but milder than embarrassment briefly appeared in the air for two seconds, and then turned their eyes away at the same time.

The little robot stopped next to Wen Xia's usual chair: "Please eat, please eat, please eat, remember to eat."

Wen Xia finally found a topic: "Have you always been this stupid robot?"

Lin Fengqi stopped scooping up the soup and asked him, "You don't like it?"

"It's okay, I like it very much, it's kind of cute."

Lin Feng nodded his head, his expression relaxed imperceptibly.

The more Wen Xia looked at this little robot, the more familiar it became, and he couldn't help but ask again: "Did you make this robot for fun?" You shouldn't be selling it as a product if you're so stupid, otherwise, who would you sell it to, as a toy for children?

"No."

"What's that for?" Wen Xia looked carefully again, "Why do I always feel like I've seen it somewhere..."

Lin Fengqi moved the hand holding the chopsticks slightly, and suddenly said: "I can give it to you."

"what?"

"You can take it if you want."

"Really?"

"Ah."

Wen Xia stretched out her leg and touched the little guy, its originally extinguished eyes instantly lit up with blue light: "Please don't kick me."

Wen Xia: "Who kicked you, you can't even touch it?"

Little Robot: "Please treat me gently (shy)."

Can you believe it, the word "shy" is spoken.While talking, its dark electronic screen face was still flushed.

Wen Xia laughed: "Then I will really take it away? Will it all belong to me in the future?"

Lin Feng nodded.

So he touched the robot with his foot again: "Did you hear that, your master said that you will mess with me in the future."

Xiao Wu: "My master is Wen Xia, have you seen him?"

Wen Xia: "?"

Wen Xia looked up at Lin Fengqi.

Lin Fengqi lowered his head to eat.

This is... what does it mean?

Although this little robot is always talking in a strange way, but this sentence does not make sense—first of all, Lin Fengqi never called him in front of the little robot, right?Moreover, these words are more like an answer that pops up automatically when a certain keyword is touched, just like he said to it before, "It is night", and its intelligent system retrieves a sentence of "good night" based on the keyword "evening". In response.

To be honest, compared to the current AI, the intelligence of this little robot is really not that good.

Then what keywords were triggered by what he said just now?Is it... "Master"?

What is "My master is Wen Xia"?

Wen Xia stared straight at Lin Fengqi until the man across from him couldn't take a bite of his food.

Lin Fengqi put down the bowl and chopsticks, pretending to look up calmly: "What?"

"What should I call it? Generally, this kind of smart product must have a name, such as Siri, Xiao Ai's classmate." Wen Xia said.

"It..." Lin Fengqi hesitated, "You can call it 'Xiao Wu'."

"Why is it called Xiao Wu?" Wen Xia asked.

"..."

"Huh?" Wen Xia pressed her every step, "Also, why does it know that its owner is called 'Wen Xia'? Did someone set up some strange keyword trigger system for him?"

"Eat," Lin Fengqi said, "the food is cold."

Wen Xia grinned.

Although he didn't know the specific reason, he vaguely felt that the name should have something to do with him.Otherwise, why would Lin Fengqi gossip about him.He knew it now, and if Lin Feng changed the topic with sarcastic remarks, it probably meant that the matter that he couldn't talk about had something to do with him.

This man's mind is too easy to guess now.

After the meal, Lin Fengqi went to wash the dishes, and Wen Xia just took advantage of this time to take "Xiao Wu" back to his room to cultivate feelings: "Hello, Xiao Wu."

Xiao Wu: "Yes, I am Xiao Wu, hello!"

Wen Xia: "My name is Wen Xia."

The word "Wen Xia" was deliberately slowed down by him.

Wen Dage, who heard the abnormal noise, squatted beside Wen Xia's legs curiously, staring at the little robot with big blue eyes.

Xiao Wu: "Hi Wen Xia! I am Xiao Wu, a robot born for you! My name is because Lin Fengqi failed five times!"

Wen Xia: "What failed five times?"

Xiao Wu: "I failed five times to give Wen Xia a birthday present!"

Wen Xia was taken aback.

Just as he was in a daze, there was a knock on the door.Now that the robot Xiao Wu is with him, it is obvious that the person knocking on the door is a human being.

Lin Fengqi stood at the door, with an ice face on his face, and ordered lightly: "It's time." Afraid that Wen Xia might not know what time it is, he still held a "Pet Friendship Schedule" in his hand, and pointed to Wednesday night. The time period from 09:30 to [-]:[-].

Wen Xia looked at it, and the plan for this time period is: the pets of both parties will get to know each other accompanied by their parents.

Boy, he almost forgot about that.It's already the second week of moving here, and Wen Dage and Ah Moo still can't get along well.

Ah Moo’s gastroenteritis is almost healed, and now he eats normally and defecates normally, and the whole dog is very energetic—until he meets the cat he is destined to be.

Wen Xia came to the living room with Wen Dage in his arms. Lin Fengqi was squatting on the ground to rub Ah Moo's stomach who was lying on his back, but when he heard the big pigeon meowing, Ah Moo squatted in fright. Go under the coffee table.

"Are you a bully or not?" Wen Xia rubbed Wen Dage's cat's head resentfully.

"Don't blame it," Lin Fengqi looked at the cat in Wenxia's arms, "Amoo is timid."

I don't know if Ah Moo understood, she hid under the tea table and whimpered pitifully.

"What should we do now?" Wen Xia asked.He has never held a pet association. Ever since Zou Boyan's Niu Niu was beaten by Wen Da Ge, whenever Zou Boyan mentioned the word "Wen Da Ge", his Niu Niu would start to back away frantically to find a place. hide.

"Where's the toy I gave you last time?" Lin Fengqi asked.

If you don't mention it, Wen Xia will almost forget about that little yellow duck.Wen Dage was full of hostility towards the little duck at first, and he just opened his mouth to haha. He didn't pay much attention these days, but when he came home, he saw that the little yellow duck was in a different position every time.

Wen Xia took out the little yellow duck, and the little duck could make a sound when he pressed it. When Ah Moo heard the sound, he got excited, half of his head poked out from under the coffee table, and his mouth opened, as if he was laughing. Yes, the pitch-black dog eyes stared straight at the toy in Wen Xia's hand.

Wen Xia pressed it again.

Ah Moo tilted her head, she was interested.

He looked at Lin Fengqi, who raised his chin towards the other side of the living room.

Wen Xia threw the little yellow duck out.

I saw a huge black shadow twisting out from under the coffee table, running towards the place where the little yellow duck fell.

It was at this time that Wen Xia tried to put Wen Dage in her arms on the ground.But he didn't let go completely, and stopped the big pigeon to prevent it from rushing out to beat Ah Moo violently.

Wen Dage meowed, and the meaning of wanting to break free was very clear.

"Moo, come."

A source of heat approached, Lin Fengqi squatted down beside him, the distance between them was at most a fist.

Wen Xia looked sideways, and saw the man's angular profile.He looked ahead, but the reddish ear tips still revealed his nervous thoughts next to him at the moment.

Ah Moo bit the big yellow duck and ran back, but when he saw Wen Dage, he stopped suddenly halfway, wanting to get under the coffee table and play with toys for a moment, the whole dog wobbled in the middle of the living room.

"Come." Lin Fengqi slowed down his tone, and hooked his hands again.

Ah Moo looked at his father and let out a long whimper.But his footsteps obviously began to waver, and he took a step in Lin Fengqi's direction as a test.

In order not to dampen Ah Moo's enthusiasm, Wen Xia also patted Wen Dage's head twice, coaxing in a low voice: "My son is good, that's your brother."

Brother or brother?

Whatever it is.His son has to be the boss!

Wen Dage was constrained by its father, so it could only lie on the ground, but it didn't call again in the direction of Ah Moo.

After what seemed like a lifetime, Ah Moo finally moved back slowly with the little yellow duck in its mouth, but it didn't dare to move in front of Wen Dage. After a distance that it might think was safe, it raised the dog's head and put its mouth open. Throw the little yellow duck in front of Lin Fengqi.

Then he took two steps back, signaling to Lin Fengqi to throw it again, it still wants to play.

Everything seems to be going in a good direction.

Wen Xia also thought so, so when Lin Fengqi threw the little yellow duck out for the second time, he relaxed his vigilance for a moment.In the next second, a white shadow also jumped out, galloping in the same direction as the big black dog.

"Damn it, Da Ge!" Wen Xia wanted to get up to catch Wen Da Ge back, but was held down by the arms by the people around him.

The man's palm was warm and he pressed it on his forearm: "Wait a minute."

Wen Dage rushed over to bite the little yellow duck, but its mouth was much smaller than that of a dog, so it didn't bite after two bites.At the beginning, Ah Moo found that Wen Dage was scared when he snatched the duckling from him, so he took two steps back and was ready to run at any time, but found that Wen Dage's little cat was not holding back, so he quietly moved forward After probing for a few times, he snatched away the little yellow duck and ran back.

Wen Dage meowed angrily, and ran back after chasing it.

Probably because he knew that the little bully couldn't play him with ducks, Ah Moo suddenly gained confidence and became more courageous. When Wen Dage stretched out his claws to grab it, he even knew to use his dog's mouth to push it away as a counterattack!

Seeing that Lin Fengqi was going to throw the little yellow duck out again, Wen Xia became interested: "I'll throw it."

As he spoke, he reached out to grab the duck in Lin Fengqi's hand, but both of them were squatting, and he had to turn his weight to the other side to grab the thing in Lin Fengqi's hand. The distance was so close that he and Lin Fengqi collided directly.

"Hey--"

Lin Fengqi probably didn't expect this, so he didn't use much support, and there was nothing around him to lean on, so Wen Xia's center of gravity was turned upside down, and the two of them fell to the ground.

Lin Fengqi fell to the ground on his back, but Wen Xia finally supported the floor with his hands so that he would not fall on top of him.

It's just that in this posture, his hands are just propped on the sides of Lin Fengqi's body, and Lin Fengqi, at first glance, looks like a big yellow girl who was suddenly pushed down by him, looking at him in a daze, if there are two tears hanging from the corners of his eyes , it's more like that.

One on one.

Lin Fengqi was a little confused.

Wen Xia was also a little confused.

So the two turned their heads and looked away.

A dog and a cat sat side by side very harmoniously, and they were casting concerned eyes on their respective parents.

"..."

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The next day, Ah Moo, accompanied by Wen Dage, published a post titled "Parents Don't Worry, What Do Dogs Do?"

Let me talk about the update~ Every Saturday, if there is no update at noon, it means that there will be a two-in-one fat chapter in the evening. If there is an update at noon, there will be a second update at night!It will probably be like this in the future _(:з」∠)_