Forced to attack the best actor, I made my debut

With a serious attitude to investigate the case, Shi Xu asked Zhou Biyun to put on pink eye shadow, pink blush and pink lipstick according to his own requirements, and then carefully studied how to pretend to be a girl in the dormitory all afternoon.

——It has to be a cute girl.

After the research, Shi Xu found that Zhi was really easy to fool.

He has only learned the superficial aspects of cuteness, such as bowknots and furry, but he has not learned the true essence, but even so, Zhi actually seems to be very satisfied with him.

If he sums up the Dafa he learned today, not to mention getting Brother Zhai, it is not impossible to make Zhi Jing fall directly under his body (bikini)!

After Shi Xu finished his research, he practiced dancing in the dormitory for half a day, and slipped to the lounge on time.

In order to prevent being caught by the cameras everywhere, he put a paper bag on his head. When he opened the door and came in, he clearly saw Zhi Jing's eyes were sharp on him.

"Brother Zhi, it's me!" Shi Xu hurriedly took off the bag on his head, walked up to him and squatted down, his eyes flickering according to the afternoon practice, "How about it, I'm looking for someone Does your makeup look good? Is it cute? Does it look like a girl?"

Zhi was silent for a while, then pulled the box next to him with a swipe, took out a mirror from it and put it on the table.

Shi Xu's foundation itself is very good, with smooth skin and excellent bones, coupled with Zhou Biyun's manipulation, although the color scheme is a bit too straight, it can still be seen that she is a "beauty".

However, the make-up was done at noon, and it was already stained because of too much sweat during dance practice, and the hair was rubbed by the paper bag as if it had been struck by lightning.

Shi Xu's eyes stared straight, he quickly withdrew his hand, and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand embarrassingly, the fluorescent pink lipstick fainted out, staining his face.

"This..." Shi Xu looked at himself in the mirror in a daze, "This was an accident."

Putting a hand on his chin, Shi Xu turned his head to follow him, and saw Zhi Jing's black eyes were full of smiles, but there was no meaning of ridicule, "Idiot."

He just said this, and took out a makeup remover wipe from his pocket and handed it over, "Wipe the dizzy area."

Shi Xu's eyes widened and he acted like a baby, "Brother Zhi, can you help me?"

"Make it yourself." Zhi was unmoved, and possessed himself to open the box beside him a little wider, and took out a white dress and a top of long hair from inside.

Shi Xu was just halfway through wiping, when he saw the flat dress, he exclaimed, "That's it."

"what happened?"

"It's not Biki..." He was halfway through speaking, and when he saw Zhi Jing's meaningful eyes, he quickly covered his mouth, "It's okay, it's fine like this."

It's a pity that Zhi finally guessed it, "If you want it, I will prepare it for you next time."

"No, no, no, it's too much trouble for you! This is very good, very good!"

He had almost finished his makeup, and Zhi had also finished the wig. After Shi Xu's short hair was caught by the hairnet, his flowing long hair was immediately connected to it, making it a seamless one.

Shi Xu looked at the mirror for a while, not very satisfied, he pointed to the top of his head, the sides, "This, and this."

"What's wrong?" Zhi Jing asked.

Shi Xu looked expectant, "Is there a rubber band? Shall I tie a double ponytail?"

"Have you ever seen someone with a double ponytail on the street?"

"No." Shi Xu answered honestly, "But aren't all the girls on the Internet like this, after all, it's an online video... Hehe."

Zhi actually squinted his eyes, remained silent, and was in a stalemate when the phone rang suddenly.

It's time to chat with Brother Jie every day again, and Brother Jie is warmly inviting him.

Shi Xu was a little anxious, hurriedly took the clothes from Zhi Jing, and hid in a blind spot under the surveillance camera to change. He just took off his shirt and felt a little hot on his body.

His persistent gaze was on his chest, which was too magnanimous.

He swallowed, rolled his eyes inwardly, turned his back to Zhi Jing before taking off his pants.

This scumbag doesn't know how to avoid it.

It must be trying to compare my size.

Bah, I won't give you a chance, look at my ass, haha!

He thought about it while getting dressed.He usually wears XL, and he specifically told Zhi Jing to wear XL clothes.

But both of them forgot that the women's clothing is one size smaller than the men's clothing. The XL of the women's clothing is 175, but it can be worn in, but the skirt, which is not long at all, is so short that it can only cover PP.

"It's pretty good-looking." Shi Xu has been a man for more than 20 years, and he has never had the consciousness of being naked, and he would jump around looking for Zhi Jing in a short skirt.

Zhi Jing raised his eyebrows, "You jump higher."

Shi Xu took off lightly, and his shoes made a soft "da" sound when they landed on the ground.

"Oh my god—" He clutched his skirt that was blown up into the sky by the wind, with a look of shock on his face, "There's wind down here!"

"You'll be fine if you don't dance." Zhi Jing folded his arms around his chest, "Baby, I didn't expect you to look pretty in women's clothing."

"Of course, that's the bottom line." Shi Xu smiled, and hugged Zhi Jing's arm, "You help me tie a ponytail, okay?"

Zhi actually asked him to sit down, took out two rubber bands from the box, flipped them over with his fingers, and tied him into two symmetrical ponytails.The long hair brushed across the cheeks, making Shi Xu's face look smaller. If it wasn't for the poor quality of makeup, she would really look like a two-dimensional goddess.

Zhi actually frowned and thought for a while, then took out a rabbit ear headband from his bag, "I didn't think it would be useful..."

Unlike Zhi Jing's pickiness, Brother Jie is very satisfied with Shi Xu's appearance.After all, although his makeup is not visible to the naked eye, after being compressed by WeChat, the details cannot be seen clearly at all.

"Little baby~! You are so cute, my heart is pounding when I see you, your fair and tender face, soft ears, bright big eyes, long hair..."

Brother Jie is a young man with a flat head. He looks in his 20s, but he has a pair of small mung bean eyes looking around, and a beer belly that is exclusive to people in their 40s and [-]s.

Shi Xu glanced at the environment behind him. There was a double bed, warm yellow light, and an exaggerated relief background wall. He could be sure that he was in a hotel.

He possessed himself and took a screenshot of Brother Jie in the video, and smiled "shyly" at the camera, "Really, I'm still worried that you will be disappointed."

"I'm not disappointed, I'm not disappointed." Brother Jie rolled his eyes and said, "Everything is fine, except that your chest is a little small, but it's okay, and I will help you grow bigger in the future."

Huh.

When Shi Xu heard this kind of words for the first time, his face froze.

Damn it.

What the hell should I do?

He habitually looked at Zhijing, but saw that Zhijing was shaking silently, obviously holding back a laugh.

He winked.

help me!

Zhi actually showed a gloating expression in his helplessness, and spread his hands.

┓(°v°)┏?

Shi Xu waved his hand in confusion.

Brother Jie understood in seconds, "Little baby is so enthusiastic, oh hahaha, come, brother Jie, give me a hug."

Shi Xu: "..."

The two chatted for a while, Shi Xu was still thinking about the case investigation, his eyes rolled, and he said in a coquettish voice, "Brother Jie, didn't you say you want to take me to see special products?"

All the beauties spoke, and Brother Jie would not agree. He looked obsessed, and immediately left the hotel with his mobile phone.

Shi Xu kept staring at the screen, and saw that his video accidentally captured the door of the Super 7 Hotel, so he quickly took a screenshot.

There is a night market street in front of Brother Jie's hotel. Once you enter the street, there are all kinds of snacks. Shi Xu vaguely feels familiar, but thinking that the night market is all the same, he can only follow the camera of Brother Jie first.

"This is Chao Lin Donkey Rolling."

Shi Xu hurriedly and secretly recorded: In the court!

"This is Pingshui Xiaomahua."

Shi Xu was taken aback: It might also be in Pingshui.

"This! Shredded squid from Haidu!"

"And this, Cheng Yang's salivating chicken."

Shi Xu: "..."

He suspected that Brother Jie was visiting the World Expo, why there was everything there.

Brother Jie walked halfway through a street without being too tired, and after introducing the specialties of half the country, Shi Xu pursed his lips, thinking that although Brother Jie looked naive, he was actually quite vigilant. The place where he arrived has been sitting quietly, looking at him all the time, but because he was afraid of revealing his secrets, he was very quiet.

There was a barbecue restaurant on the side of the road. Brother Jie introduced, "I just came to eat yesterday, and the taste is very good. You are not by my side, otherwise I will take you to eat."

Shi Xu's heart moved, "Brother Jie, you must be tired after walking for so long, right? I just went in to have some food, and I'll treat you to it."

Brother Jie was thinking in his heart, and Mung Dou rolled his eyes, "Why did you invite me?"

"Stupid, don't you have a QR code for payment now? After you finish eating, just give me the payment code."

"That's so embarrassing." Brother Jie grinned wider and wider.

This little silly girl bumped into her to spend money for him, not in vain!

He went into the store and ordered a bunch of skewers, chatted with Shixu while eating, and said affectionately, "The first video asked you to spend 200 yuan to treat me to dinner, and I will buy you special products and send them over later." .”

Shi Xu also said affectionately, "How come, you hang up the phone first, and quickly send me the QR code."

After Brother Jie hung up the video, he flew in front of Zhi Jing, "Brother Zhi, Brother Zhi! You can pay the money for me."

Zhi actually glanced at the man hanging on his arm, "Honey, are you using my money to treat other men to dinner?"

Shi Xu stared, "I...I need it for the plot!" He clenched his fists, "Brother Zhi, just help me, er..."

His acting skills did not allow him to act in a crying scene, so he howled dryly, secretly wiped his saliva on the corners of his eyes, his makeup was made more messy, and he looked miserable and funny.

It's just that his movement of wiping his tears was too obvious, Zhizhi was condescending, he could see clearly, and folded his legs, "Honey, you have to talk to him for a few days before we can get it done?"

Shi Xu wiped "tears", and Lihua was raining, "Hurry up! Huh...he sent the QR code, please help me! Hey, hey, hey..."