After the abuse, I locked up with the agent

Lu Langqing knelt down at the end of the porch, the influx of strange memories made his headache almost explode.

In the end, the memory stays at the scene that happened just now, which is extremely eye-catching.

But Lu Langqing couldn't care less about these weirdness, he just breathed in the fresh air, and it took a long time before he could barely control his facial muscles, and squeezed out a word from between his teeth:

"Grass!"

Definitely not a plant!

To put it simply, Lu Langqing died because he saved a drowning child today when he achieved his second Best Actor Grand Slam.

Then it was worn in a Tanmei novel called "Love Like Moonlight".

The novel tells the story of Shen Wenyang and Bai Hao's sadomasochistic love, their separation and reunion, their misunderstandings but never speaking well, their hatred and entanglement but their twisted love story in the entertainment industry.

The reason why he knew this novel was because the protagonist, Shen Wenyang, had a suitor named Lu Qinglang—Lu Langqing's names of Lu, Lang, and Qing, arranged and combined.

Lu Qinglang is a well-known and talented actor who grew up in an orphanage. He has been chasing Shen Wenyang for 20 years, and he is willing to gamble his reputation and future for Shen Wenyang. Acting as a tool man, he only asked him to take a look at him, but what he got in exchange was Shen Wenyang's impatience.

In the first half of the story, as long as the plot cannot be advanced, the author will take Lu Qinglang out and manipulate it, repeatedly pestering and slapping his face.

In the middle of the story, Lu Qinglang targeted Bai Hao repeatedly because of jealousy, and took advantage of his talent in acting to deprive Bai Hao of many opportunities, which made his acting career stagnate.

The devastated Bai Hao gave up his acting career, left Shen Wenyang, and went far away.

The stimulated Shen Wenyang recognized Lu Qinglang's nature as a villain in the entertainment industry, and broke with him completely.

And Lu Qinglang, who regretted it too much, kept begging Shen Wenyang to give himself another chance, from the dog licking who was entangled at first to the dog licking chasing his wife in the crematorium.

In the following plot, Lu Qinglang suddenly turned black, suddenly the bad things before and after in the article turned out to be his behind-the-scenes mastermind, suddenly he was really the dark king of the entertainment industry, and suddenly he was going to be destroyed because he couldn't get Shen Wenyang ...

Everyone who read the article complained that the logic was poor, the emotions were broken, and the author was biased, saying that Lu Langqing was the prototype of Lu Qinglang, and that he was Lu Langqing's black fan, and he wanted to use his pen to torture the self-proclaimed grand slam actor.

Not to mention Lu Langqing's fans, people who eat melons can't stand it anymore, and they all said that although Lu Langqing is a bad boy, he is not as guilty as in the book!

"Love Like Moonlight" also relied on this wave of controversy to get out of the circle, and in the end even Lu Langqing knew about it.

Actor Lu, who was very idle, also watched it. After reading it, he even posted a Weibo:

Lu Langqing V: People who hate me can't belittle my achievements, ignore my abilities, and feel that they are better.

The fans suddenly felt refreshed, and the melon passerby spat and said that it was unnecessary to stand up for him.

Lu Langqing was abandoned by his parents since he was a child, and was brought up by his grandmother. He has seen too much ugliness and felt too little kindness after struggling from the bottom, so while he is proficient in business, he is cynical, playing games in the world, and repaying every grievance. The titles of "Bad Boy" and "Bandit Movie King".

The public felt that Lu Langqing was inspirational, but at the same time felt that his character was extremely immodest, which could be described as a love-hate relationship, but Lu Langqing went his own way.

So comparing yourself to Lu Langqing?

Can't compare.

Probably the author was also pissed off, and since then the eunuch has disappeared.

The story also stops at the position where Lu Langqing is the Great Demon King.

But just now, the 30-year-old bandit actor Lu Langqing, time travels to the beginning of the novel, and becomes the 23-year-old invincible licking dog Lu Qinglang.

At the beginning of the novel, Shen Wenyang called Lu Qinglang, hoping that he would withdraw from the audition for a TV series and give up the role to an actor named Xue Lu.

Because Xue Lu was Bai Hao's savior, Shen Wenyang wanted to repay him—by making Lu Qinglang give in.

Moved!

Pian Lu Qinglang was ecstatic because Shen Wenyang took the initiative to beg him. Even though he had just finished the announcement in other places, he immediately asked his agent to contact the crew and withdraw from the audition.

But when he got home, he discovered that Shen Wenyang and Bai Hao had actually appeared at his house, on his bed, doing very eye-catching things.

The image in my mind lingered for a long time, and Lu Langqing who just came through was just like Lu Qinglang in the story, so disgusting that his duodenum was about to be vomited out.

According to Shen Wenyang, he just came together with Bai Hao to thank him, but the sky thunder stirred the fire, and he couldn't hold back...

The hurt Lu Qinglang didn't want to hear it at all, so he cursed angrily:

"roll!"

In the end, Shen Wenyang accused Lu Qinglang of being a hypocrite tearfully, as if his tail had been stepped on, because he had misjudged him, and wanted to break up with him!

Lu Qinglang panicked, in order to get Shen Wenyang's forgiveness, he knelt down in front of Bai Hao and begged him to forgive himself, and even hugged his leg, begging him not to leave.

But he was pushed away by Bai Hao at the side, hit the foot of the bed, and passed out...

Lu Langqing, who had just arrived, was so shocked by the shameless behavior of Shen and Bai that he almost died again as soon as he put on the book.

When I read the text, I only feel distorted, and I feel the plot only when I am in it. However, no author who eats half a peanut when writing can't write so mentally retarded.

What about logic?How about shame?What about IQ?

I'm not scolding Shen Wenyang and Bai Hao, I'm scolding Lu Qinglang for being insane in love!

Lu Langqing walked into the bathroom with difficulty, facing himself in the mirror.

The person in the mirror is his familiar face. The audience thinks that he is smooth and suitable for both shades, and he has always been at the top of the list of the most handsome male artists.

But probably because of the reason he grew up, he didn't think he was very good-looking, especially now, right now, he felt that his face in the mirror had a stupid aura.

Facing the mirror, he raised his middle finger.He couldn't allow someone to do stupid things with his own face.

"Even if you are born in the mud, you must be strong and live in the direction of God." This is the life wisdom taught to him by his poor grandmother, which supports him to this day.

He doesn't care about life and death, but he doesn't really underestimate life and death.

So even though he is in a twisted book, he has to live strong, stay away from twisted feelings, and live strong as himself.

"No one can insult Lao Tzu's IQ."

He finished speaking in the mirror, washed his face, went to the kitchen and took out a bottle of cold drink from the refrigerator, gulped it down to quench the anger in his heart, fell down on the sofa and dialed the number of his manager, An Yao.

"Brother An, I still want to participate in the audition, yes, I want to participate. Don't ask, the question is that I was kissed on the brain by a donkey before."

His real manager is called An Yao, but in the book he is called An Yao.Lu Langqing sometimes suffers from the memory of his invincibility, and can't forget anything messy.

On the other end of the phone, An Yao let out a howl like a screaming chicken, which almost knocked Lu Langqing to the ground.

An Yao couldn't make such a sound!

"Qing, I knew you would want to leave, I'll go and tell the director, don't worry!"

Lu Langqing smiled. At work, An Yao and An Yao are still the same.

"Also, help me contact the merchant. I want to change the door, change the bed, and redecorate the bathroom. By the way, I also need to install a surveillance system at home."

An Yao on the other side of the phone paused for a moment, but he didn't ask, but his tone was a little more excited:

"Okay, I'll arrange it."

An Yao's work efficiency was extremely high. Three hours later, the new anti-theft door, double bed, and bedding that fit Lu Langqing's aesthetics all came to the door.

It will take a little time to redecorate the bathroom, but two designers came, and after measuring it, they said that the design draft will be released tomorrow.

An Yao said cautiously: "Why don't you go to the hotel to deal with it tonight?"

Lu Langqing: "...I'll arrange it myself."

He suspected that An Yao knew something, but he didn't want to ask, what if he knew something more disgusting.

The one who came to install the home surveillance was the last to arrive.The visitor was a tall but thin boy with gold-rimmed glasses. He was only 20 years old at the top, with outstanding facial features.

Lu Langqing was a little surprised: "You alone? Are you full? Don't be a child laborer..."

The young man's face turned red, and he remained shy without saying a word. He took out his ID card from his wallet and handed it to him, then stepped on the ladder and quietly installed the camera.

Lu Langqing looked at the small certificate.

Tang Xiaotang, 19 years old by two months.There are no glasses in the ID photo, and there is no smile on the face, but the facial features are still superior, just more cold.

Lu Langqing put the certificate on the table beside him, feeling softer in his heart.

He has also worked hard outside since he was a child, so he always has a heart of sympathy for his kind.He reckoned that Tang Xiaotang was shy and not talkative, so he didn't say much, he just brought him a bottle of drink and put it on the side of his certificate.

"Be careful, don't rush to finish, there is something to drink."

Because he was so moved, Tang Xiaotang's face turned even redder, as if he was having difficulty breathing.

Lu Langqing saw that he thought it was dangerous, so he held onto the ladder and told him, "Calm down, don't fall off."

Tang Xiaotang nodded vigorously, and said in a low voice, "Thank you, thank you sir, I can do it myself."

His tail is light and soft, very catchy.

Lu Langqing seldom heard people call himself that, and thought it was funny to be old-fashioned.

"I won't delay your work." He felt that he was delaying people's work here, so he went back to the room, looked at the brand new big bed, and rolled on it twice with satisfaction.

"From now on, miscellaneous fish don't even think about entering my door again." He said to himself, and after lying down for more than ten seconds, he suddenly got out of bed as if thinking of something, took out a pen and paper, and wrote a big It's a "roll" character, but it's pretty good-looking.

Because of his young experience, he went to school less, so he studied and practiced calligraphy very seriously during his film career, so his calligraphy is very good no matter whether it is hard pen or soft pen.

Lu Langqing walked out of the house swinging the paper, and pasted the big characters in the middle of the brand-new door in a smooth and smooth manner. After looking at it for a long time, he took out his mobile phone and took a photo with great satisfaction.

It was past three o'clock in the afternoon on a hot summer Friday, and when the office workers were pinching their watches and looking forward to the arrival of the weekend, they received a push message:

Lu Qinglang V: For someone who came uninvited: 乀(ˉεˉ乀) Get out!

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Suddenly, public opinion exploded!

The author has something to say: Some things happened in the third dimension some time ago, and now I can finally continue to code with peace of mind. I hope you can like it~嘤!