Savage Addiction

In Ning You's life dictionary, there are no three words related to excretion.

The toilet should be called "toilet" or "lavatory" as much as possible, and the name of toilet paper can also be used in different occasions. When it is used to wipe the mouth, it must be called "paper towel".

Ning You has learned too many etiquettes about convenience, and these etiquettes have long been engraved into his bones. He really can't imagine that people living in the mountains and forests can let themselves go so freely.

He looked at Li Mu with a complicated expression. Even though he knew that the two of them were about to part and that they might never see each other for the rest of their lives, he couldn't help but said, "Even if you live alone in the woods, you should talk about civilization." ?”

"Civilization?" Li Mu stopped walking with a puzzled face. He has been in so many forest areas, and this is the first time someone asked him to talk about civilization in the wild woods.

——Does this "Miss" have any misunderstandings about the wild?

It was rare for him to be serious, and said to Ning You: "Please explain to me what civilization is."

This question is very general and difficult to answer. If it goes deeper, it can be written as a thesis, but Ning You doesn't think the conversation with Li Mu needs to rise to that level.

"Civilization is an advanced form of culture. To put it simply, you can read and write, which only shows that you are literate, but if you abide by moral etiquette and social norms, then you are a civilized person."

In order to take care of Li Mu, Ning You deliberately explained the truth in a simple and easy-to-understand manner, but unexpectedly, when Li Mu opened his mouth, he brought the problem to another level.

"The emergence of civilization is due to the highly developed culture," Li Mu said, "What is the prerequisite for the highly developed culture?"

Ning You was caught off guard by the question, and before he could think deeply, Li Mu had already asked and answered himself: "It's social stability."

"Our current society is very stable." Ning You said.

"Do you think the environment we live in can be called society?" Li Mu asked again.

Ning You felt more and more strange, this person didn't participate in the mountain debate competition, did he?

"The situation you mentioned is heterogeneous. Even if we are not in a specific social environment, we should still be self-disciplined." Ning You said.

"But the problem is that the environment is the most important factor." Li Mudao, "A primitive tribe is attacked by wild animals all the year round. When migrating, they will kill old people and children who are slowing down. Do you teach them civilization?"

Ning You stared blankly at Li Mu, wondering why this person suddenly didn't look like a barbarian at all?

"Do you know about the strange case in the cave?" Li Mu asked again, "Five people were trapped in the cave, and a lottery was drawn to decide who would sacrifice themselves and become food for others. Afterwards, the other four people were rescued. For their cannibalism, should they be convicted."

"I know this." Ning You faintly felt something bad in his heart, "Half of the judges thought he was guilty, and half of the judges thought he was innocent."

"That's right." Li Mu said, "Then let me ask you, judges who think they are innocent, do you think their sentences are unreasonable?"

of course not.

Ning You is completely swaying from side to side, and he even agrees that in a special environment, cannibalism is not unforgivable.

By the same token, it is not a big surprise to solve hygiene problems in the wild.

This is the end of the conversation, the outcome of the debate has been decided.

Ning You looked at Li Mu unwillingly, and said, "Why do you..."

So cultured?

Say no to win.

"I won't tell you." Ning You attributed the reason for his poor performance to the fact that his body was in a state of emergency, "Hurry up and send me down the mountain, I'll go to the bathroom at the bottom of the mountain."

Originally, Li Mu didn't want to talk nonsense, so he patted the saddle and signaled Ning You to get on the horse.

"I'll go up by myself, you are not allowed to spank my ass."

Ning You gave Li Mu a warning, then resisted the discomfort of her legs, and tried her best to climb on the horse.However, today he is weaker than yesterday. After working hard for a long time, he can only lie on the horse's back with his upper body, and he can't lift his left leg no matter what.

Li Mu's patience was gradually exhausted. After Ning You slipped down for the countless times, he bent down and hugged Ning Youheng.

The sudden flight made Ning You wrap his arms around Li Mu's neck subconsciously, and he asked in a panic, "What are you doing?"

Li Mu didn't answer, but hugged Ning You to the position of his collarbone, moved to the side of the saddle, and said, "Sit by yourself."

With Li Mu's help, Ning You got on the horse easily.After waiting for Li Mu to come up, he asked curiously, "Are you 1.8 meters five?"

Li Mu concentrated on pulling the rein, and waited for the black horse to get up quickly, before casually replying: "Yes."

Obviously he was so good at speaking in the debate just now, but now he has become a look of cherishing words like gold.

Ning You didn't want to talk anymore at first, but the jolting of the horse's back made him fall into a double hell of pain and intolerance.He gripped the saddle tightly with both hands, and had to find something to divert his attention.

"Li Mu." Ning You called out, "Do you usually solve it on the spot in the woods?"

Through the discussion about civilization just now, a strange idea suddenly appeared in Ning You's heart.

Many people don't understand the rules, so they don't follow them, but Li Mu knows the rules too well, and even formed his own unique values, so he doesn't take the rules seriously.

Although the performance of both is non-compliance, the feeling is very different.

Just like people who don't know fashion wear old elements are old-fashioned, people who know fashion wear old elements are retro, Ning You suddenly felt that Li Mu...

Seems like a great idea.

"No." Li Mu's voice sounded behind his ears, "There are many bathrooms on the road to patrol the mountain."

Ning You almost got angry: "You still know how to go to the bathroom?"

Li Mudao: "Aren't you in a hurry?"

Being in a hurry and passing by the bathroom are two situations.

Ning You was really in a hurry, he overestimated his ability, and his bladder was almost about to explode from being jolted by the horse's back.

At this moment, out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a huge object flashing by, and turned around to check again, only to find that it was a pickup truck.

"Why is there a car parked there?" Ning You asked strangely.

"Mine." Li Mu said.

Ning You almost vomited blood: "Why don't you drive?"

"Because gasoline is precious."

There is no gas station in the scenic area, and Li Mu will never waste gasoline unless it is absolutely necessary, and besides, he himself does not like this kind of unenvironmentally friendly way of travel.

Ning You watched helplessly as the pickup truck gradually went away behind him. While wanting Li Mu to go back to drive, he resisted going back. As a result of his hesitation, his bladder was slowly approaching its limit.

Finally, Ning You grabbed Li Mu's forearm desperately, and said with difficulty: "Li Mu, stop."

"What's wrong?" Li Mu pulled the rein and slowed down the black horse.He looked down and found that the person in front of him had his head down and his ears were so red that they were about to bleed.

He leaned forward again, only to hear Ning You say in a mosquito-like voice: "I, I'm going to play a bit."

Li Mu couldn't help but find it funny, if he knew this, why were he so particular about it just now?And spend so much time discussing with him what civilization is.

He got off his horse and said to Ning You, "Go, I'll wait for you here."

After Ning You slid off the horse, she ran away without looking back.Li Mu looked at Ning You's back, and couldn't help shouting: "Are you going to the sky?"

Ning You's original intention was indeed to run to a place where Li Mu could not see, but she couldn't do it even if she wanted to run far away, so she found a big thick tree, hid behind the tree and untied her belt.

Li Mu's voice came from behind: "Friendly reminder, don't face the wind."

windward?

Just when a gust of wind blew in front of him, Ning You instantly understood Li Mu's intentions.

He turned around quickly, facing the big tree, and did a long time of mental construction, but he still solved the hygiene problem very sadly.

If his etiquette teacher knew he was like this, he would be very disappointed, right?

Forget it, it doesn't matter.

Ning You comforted herself, under special circumstances, cannibalism is understandable, so what is it for him?

Taking out the wet handkerchief in the fresh-keeping bag from the backpack, Ning Youzai wiped his hands carefully, then wrapped the handkerchief and put it back in the backpack, pretending that nothing happened.

When she returned to Li Mu's side, Ning You had already recovered her previous calmness.He raised his chin slightly and said calmly, "You are not allowed to tell others."

Li Mu: "?"

Who is he going to tell?

Perhaps because of the large height difference, Ning You always likes to raise her chin and talk to Li Mu.

His neck was already slender, his skin was white, and his face was not as big as Li Mu's palm. He really looked like a white swan.

At this time, the white swan didn't speak, just stood beside the saddle, looking at Li Mu quietly, with an expression that seemed to say: Servant, come and carry me on the horse.

Li Mu has rescued many small animals. Before he brought Ning You home, he never thought that this white swan was the most difficult one to take care of.

The author says:

Ning You (to the reader): You didn't see anything.