The catastrophe of Saiki candlelight

When the class bell rang, Sakata Gintoki walked in lazily yawning, with a lollipop in his mouth that looked like a cigarette because it smoked because he licked it too fast.

Qi Muzhuo hid behind Nura Rikusheng at the front desk, typing frantically with his hands under the table.

Why didn't you say it sooner!If you tell me, I will never spoil him! ! !

A Gang: Actually, I was going to say it at that time, but you seem to be talking about something very important, and I feel that it would be even worse to interrupt, so I...

Qi Muzhuguang: "..."

Qi Muzhuguang sighed, lay down on the table, and muttered softly to his deskmate Sawada Tsunayoshi on the left: "Forget it, save a life, and build a seven-level pagoda. Can change Oda Tonosuke Chengzhi Tianzuozhi's help is also good, even if he dares to come, it doesn't matter, I'm not afraid of him here, hehehe..."

Sawada Tsunayoshi suppressed a smile.

This person just talked about it, even if he knew that Osamu Dazai was in the same world as them at the time, he probably would have spoiled it.

"Students in the back, don't talk!" Sakata Gintoki, who was wearing a pink shirt, a white coat, and a pair of glasses on the podium, slammed the table, and angrily took a step to the side, exposing his feet in slippers.

Qi Muzhuguang stood up, blinking his big innocent eyes, as if nothing happened.

Being disturbed by Gintoki Sakata, Hibari who was at the back by the window cast a cold look at him.

Sakata Gintoki immediately panicked: "Ahem! Alright, then let's start the class. Students don't need to open the history books. I will explain to you directly. Let's talk about the invasion of heaven and man in the Edo period..."

Qi Muzhuguang's shoulders slowly shrugged.

Sleepy……

I can't sleep well every day, never get enough sleep, and don't want to move.

The sky outside the window is so beautiful, the blue is so beautiful, and the clouds are drifting slowly, changing countless forms during the period.

The bell for the end of get out of class rang, waking up the dazed and distracted Qi Mu candle light.

"I'm so tired..." He lay down on the table all at once, his face squeezed into a ball.

"You didn't attend the class at all, did you?" Shigeo Kageyama sighed helplessly behind him, "Don't hug your feet like crazy during the exam."

Speaking of exams, Qi Muzhuguang became even more depressed.

God knows why he took the exam, it's hard enough just to survive.

And obviously there is an all-powerful superpower younger brother by his side, but even if he is not threatened with coffee jelly, he is not willing to help him cheat.

Saiki Kusuo: Stop dreaming, get up quickly, and get ready to go to the playground.

Qi Muzhuguang was stunned: "Go to the playground? Why are you going to the playground?"

I had a bad premonition in my heart.

The boy with brown hair and glasses at the front table turned around and said with a smile, "Because the next class is physical education."

Qi Muzhuguang's eyes slowly widened, gradually losing their brightness.

Under the scorching sun, a dazzling bald head emerged.

"Okay! Just as usual! Run ten laps around the playground first! Then do a hundred push-ups! 100 squats! 100 sit-ups! Then free activities! Or you can challenge the teacher!" Saitama patted Said out loud against his chest.

Qi Muzhuguang's eyes were empty, and the whole person seemed to melt under the sun in the next second.

Three minutes later, he was lying on the lawn under the tree like a dead dog, gasping for breath.

"Your physique is really not good. You are so tired after just running around. The society is so dangerous now. If something happens to you, you can't even run away. You can't even catch your time." Saitama looked disgusted beside him.

Qi Muzhuguang was out of breath to answer his question.

Tanaka-kun, who rushed to the street after running for a few steps, turned over and answered with a blank expression: "No, Mr. Saitama, the task you assigned is really beyond the reach of ordinary people."

Saitama's forehead was throbbing with veins: "That's not as useless as you!!! Aren't the others doing well???"

Qi Muzhuguang finally regained his strength, glanced listlessly at the non-humans chasing each other on the huge playground, and said slowly: "Are they ordinary people?"

Saitama looked back and saw that everyone had used all kinds of abilities, and the scene was called a group of demons dancing wildly.

Saitama: "..."

Saitama went to maintain discipline.

Skylark would never come to this kind of noisy physical education class, unless they made too much noise.

So the two black-haired teenagers here spread their corpses comfortably on the lawn together.

The breeze blew, causing the tip of the long grass to sway, and the golden dots fell from the gaps in the big trees.

Qi Muzhuguang suddenly said: "Tanaka-kun, do you feel something is wrong?"

Tanaka didn't even open his eyes, and said lazily, "Huh? What? Very comfortable? The sun is just right today, and the temperature of the wind is just right."

Qi Muzhuguang: "No, I feel like a snake is wrapped around my ankle."

Tanaka: "..."

Tanaka: "?"

Tanaka got up: "Ah, there really is one, why is it colorful? Ota said that all snakes with bright colors are poisonous, what should I do? Should I call it Ota? Too"

"Why are you still so calm!" Natsume Takashi, who came to rest, had a broken expression, bent down and grabbed the poisonous snake that was about to go into Qi Mu's candlelight trouser legs, and pinched its head easily controlled it.

"Wow, Natsume-kun is so powerful." Saiki Candlelight and Tanaka expressed their amazement with almost exactly the same flat tone and expression.

Natsume Takashi: "..."

The tea-haired brown-eyed boy known as the gentle god was choked for a moment and couldn't speak.

Forget it, let their guardians worry about their problems.

Natsume Takashi went to deal with the poisonous snake.

Although I don't know how poisonous snakes appeared in the school, but no matter what, as long as Qi Muzhuguang is involved, then I will not be surprised at all.

Tanaka-kun lay down again.

Qimu candlelight has not moved at all.

The school uniform for this season is a simple white shirt and suit pants, which make the two teenagers on the grass look more youthful and beautiful, attracting passers-by and students in the teaching building who can't help casting their eyes again and again, looking at the delicate faces of the two. linger.

"It's really comfortable, if only I could go on like this..." Qi Muzhuguang sighed with narrowed eyes.

"Why can't it be like this all the time?" Tanaka was puzzled.

"Yeah, why not? I don't know." Qi Muzhuguang smiled and stretched his waist: "In short, let's live every day well now!"

Tanaka nodded with a vague understanding, and yawned big.

Qi Muzhuguang couldn't help but yawned and was amused.

Although Tanaka didn't know why he suddenly became happy again, the most important thing was to live happily, so he also showed a smile that other people couldn't see at all.

Qi Muzhuguang's daily life in this world is so comfortable. Although there are occasional small frights, it basically does not affect his mood.

Of course, it is really a bit distressing that the vending machine is always sluggish.

After two days of such a comfortable life, in an ordinary morning class, a black mud spirit walked into their classroom.

On the podium, wearing a student uniform and a white shirt with bandages around his neck and wrists, he showed an innocent and sweet smile and said: "Hi everyone, my name is Osamu Dazai, and I am a transfer student from Italy. , I hope to get along well with everyone in the days to come.”

Qi Muzhuguang: "..."

Italy?

Qi Muzhu turned his head to look at Sawada Tsunayoshi next to him.

Sawada Tsunayoshi was also stunned.

From this day on, their class not only had an extra black mud spirit, but even changed a Chinese teacher.

The Chinese teacher has short wine-red hair and looks honest and steady, but in fact he can easily suppress those stubborn elements, adding a touch of legend to their three-year class Z.

Qi Muzhuguang likes to drink a kind of orange soda in the vending machine, and almost every day after lunch at noon, he buys a bottle.

Even if there is an extra black mud spirit, it will still be the same.

"Click!" The soda got stuck.

Qi Muzhuguang sighed and dropped another coin.

"Boom!" The second bottle was also stuck.

Qi Muzhuguang: "..."

This is a bit outrageous.

Do you want to buy three bottles to go back today?

But he has no cash on him...

"Pfft!" A suppressed laugh came from behind him.

At the same time, a white and slender hand stretched out from his shoulder.

Saiki Candle backed away sideways, and the coin in Osamu Dazai's hand was stuffed into the vending machine.

"Bang bang!" Three bottles of soda fell down.

Osamu Dazai bent down and took it out, and handed a bottle to Saiki Candlelight next to him. The gloating smile on his face was not too obvious: "I didn't expect you to be so unlucky in reality? How did you live so safely?" big?"

Qi Muzhuguang avoided the skin of his hand, only grabbed the top bottle cap and lifted it up, then stared at the other bottle in his arms.

盯

Osamu Dazai didn't seem to notice that he had taken an extra bottle of soda, he was still laughing while leaning against the vending machine.

Qi Muzhuguang was speechless: "Is it so funny? Give me back my soda, and I have to go back to take a nap."

Although he didn't know how Dazai Osamu got into this special school and class, he didn't bother to investigate.

Osamu Dazai handed out the soda.

Qi Muzhuguang reached out to grab it unpreparedly.

"Boom!" The soda fell to the ground, rolled a few times and hit the wall and stopped.

Osamu Dazai's fingers touched Saiki Candle's hand.

Qi Muzhuguang's pupils shrank sharply, and he opened his hand with a "snap" in response, and even took a few steps back.

Osamu Dazai was taken aback by his reaction, his big iris-colored eyes blinked pretending to be surprised, he covered the back of his red hand and said in aggrieved way: "What's wrong? I just didn't grasp it firmly. ? Is it necessary to be so angry?"

His eyes rolled: "Or, what do you have!"

A pen fell from the sky and hit Dazai Osamu's feet with a very unscientific force and speed, leaving a deep hole.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Qi Muzhuguang's mood suddenly calmed down just now.

He clenched the soda in his hand, pursed his lips, and finally sighed: "Forget it, let me tell you if you want to know, it's not a big deal anyway."

Osamu Dazai felt the murderous intent, a drop of cold sweat emerged from his forehead, he laughed and said, "Hahaha, I'm actually just curious why you keep avoiding touching me on purpose, obviously you know my ability, don't you? Don't you want your troublesome constitution to disappear?"

Sure enough, the coldness and murderous aura in the dark instantly quieted down.

Qi Muzhuguang didn't know anything, he just rubbed his temples with a headache: "It's a long story, go sit over there and talk, standing is so tiring."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

I'm just tired, okay? ! !