[Alice in Wonderland] Welcome to wonderland

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Chris felt his brain was hit hard by something, he grabbed Al and held his hand: "What did you say?"

Al opened his hand and pressed his shoulder directly: "The game was stolen, they forcibly modified the port, go to Lance and Yang Qing, and don't let them enter the game."

Zhou Nan's expression became gloomy. He dialed Yang Qing's optical brain directly, but no one answered. Chris also took out his own optical brain at this time, and a text message rushed in. It was his mother. He sent it, asking him where he got Lance, and why neither of the brothers came home now.

Chris immediately felt a chill hit his forehead, and then he started to check the location of his car through black technology, and the blood in his whole body was about to freeze.

The car that was driven away by Lance is now parked in Yang Qing's community.

The three people in a ward looked at each other, and they all read a message from each other's eyes.

Something bad has happened quietly.

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When Yang Qing came out of the room, he saw that the place that should have been the hall had turned into a wide open space, and he could directly see the starry sky, all the lights were suspended in the air, as if there were Like a ceiling.

And in such a big place, there is a small tree, and there is a big table under the tree, which is full of various refreshments and teapots, some of which are used, and the overturned tea is splashed on the white The white tablecloth with the black top hat printed on it was also covered with biscuit crumbs, which looked really disgusting.

Some are brand new, neatly placed there, white sugar cubes lying in beautiful baskets covered with handkerchiefs, exquisite teapots and teacups, and various refreshments on several layers of silver discs, so that One can't help but want to sit down.

The House of Hats, the March Hare, the Knight of Hearts, and Lance were all sitting there, talking about something, and they all stopped talking when they saw him. The strange thing is that it is such a big table, but the four of them Wanting to squeeze into a corner of the table, the Knight of Hearts saw him stand up immediately, but hesitated for a while when he wanted to speak.

It's no wonder that now Yang Qing is wearing a suit with the logo of Hat House, capable short hair, and a clear and beautiful face that is not covered by any powder or makeup. It is indeed a bit strange to continue to be called madam.

The Hat House stared at Yang Qing with interest, and gestured to invite him to sit down, but the March Hare beside him shook his head regretfully: "I really want to invite him to the tea party, Hat House, but unfortunately there are no seats left. "

This strong sense of drama made the corners of Yang Qing's eyes twitch uncontrollably. He stared blankly at the almost empty table for a long time, then looked at Lance.

Boy, don't sit there, get up and go through the plot, as an npc, it's not me, okay =皮=

Ever since Yang Qing appeared, the man whose eyes had been glued to him immediately received the signal from Yang Qing, so he put down his teacup and said very seriously: "The clothes really suit you."

Yang Qing: "..."

Then the tea trio saw someone who couldn't see his face kicked Alice, who had just joined them, to the ground, and then sat in the same seat as if nothing had happened. He picked up the half-drinked tea and began to drink it.

The Red Heart Knight was stunned by Yang Qing's series of rough actions that seemed to have been done countless times. The March Hare still maintained the posture of holding a snack just now, but the carrot-flavored cake in his hand had long been killed. On the table, only the hat house looked at Yang Qing with a satisfied face: "Do you want to consider joining us? The behavior that was comparable to robbers just now is in line with our code of conduct."

Yang Qing didn't answer, just sneered, Lance got up from the ground silently, touched his nose innocently, and then randomly found one of the empty seats and sat down.

The Red Heart Knight coughed, and then tried to maintain his smile and said: "My wife and I are here to pick up Alice. You know, he should belong to our Heart Kingdom."

The hat house completely ignored the words of the Heart Knight, but continued to say to Yang Qing: "Really don't think about it, I can supply refreshments for the whole year, and there is no danger of turning around at any time."

Yang Qing's eyes narrowed: "Huh? It sounds really good."

Heart Knight: ∑(っ°Д°;)っHow could this happen!We agreed to be each other's angels!Is it really good to betray this just for refreshment! !

Hat House: "We don't have regular meetings here, and we can use our functions to earn extra money. I don't care about bribery or robbery."

The Red Heart Knight felt that such an obvious way of undercutting the wall was simply despising him, and he cleared his throat vigorously: "Mr. Hat House, you really underestimate us, do we, as nobles, care about money? And Or in this unconscionable way, is it not, ma'am?"

Yang Qing: (ˉ﹃ˉ)

Heart Knight: ∑(っ°Д°;)っ) What the hell is going on with this idiot face!Wake up, madam!

Yang Qing: "Ahem, in fact, the money His Majesty gave me is still enough to spend, and I am a very clean person, how could I be bought by money?"

March Hare: "Do you think all of us are blind? You were clearly tempted just now."

Yang Qing: "How is it possible! How could I betray His Majesty?!" It just suddenly occurred to me that there were still several large boxes of gems waiting for him at Hot Pepper, and he was not very good at killing or being killed.

Hat House expressed regret for the failure of the acquisition, but fortunately he has already settled Alice: "Forget it, but Alice can't return it to you, he has promised to be my employee, and he must stay with me .”

Yang Qing: "Huh?"

Lance: "No, I didn't say yes."

Yang Qing turned his head very satisfied, and was fortunate enough to see the one-click face change in the hat house. He pushed the top hat up, and looked at the March rabbit impatiently: "Didn't I ask you to convince him? What's the matter?" What's going on?"

The March Rabbit, who had been eating carrot dishes, realized that his boss was about to pull out a gun, and quickly raised his hands above his head: "Hey, calm down, boss, I did convince him, really!"

The hat house with his hand in his pocket continued to ask, "How did you convince me?"

March Hare: "I said, as long as you stay here, the Duchess will come to see you."

Lance: "Yes, and then I'll go with him."

The Hat House looked at March Hare with eyes that could kill people, but in the end, he didn't shoot his left and right hands. The gun passed along March Hare's flamboyant blond hair and hit the tree. The Hat House put away the gun , and then continued to persuade Yang Qing unwillingly: "As long as you are willing to stay here, I can give you everything you want."

Yang Qing: "It sounds very tempting, but I just want to see you displeased, and if you don't accept it, come and bite me."

Knight of Hearts: I always feel that changing the gender of my wife is like a different person. It’s so cheap that I can’t bear to look at it directly, but it’s easy to relieve my anger. What should I do?

The hat house didn't speak anymore, his whole face seemed to be stuck with glue and blown by the autumn wind, it was very funny, Yang Qing wanted to laugh, but because no one else was laughing, so he still Very qualified to hold back.

The younger brother March Rabbit, who was almost killed, hurriedly handed over a handkerchief to his boss, and the hat house finally recovered. He sighed silently, then took out a pair of gold-rimmed glasses from his arms, put them on, and raised his head When he came here, his whole aura changed. Probably, he changed from a defeated mafia boss to a shrewd black-hearted businessman with an undefeated record.

Yang Qing: Mistake, it turns out that the glasses are the body!What the hell is this!

Hat House: "You seem to have forgotten that Alice came to me because of the crime of murder. For the peace of Wonderland, as the sanctioner, I will not allow him to leave here."

Yang Qing: "For peace? Sanctions? Hehe, I just saw a bunch of drug dealers wandering outside. Could it be that I'm hallucinating."

Hat House: "The prisoner was brought to my territory. How to deal with it is my business. Your Excellency is a member of the Kingdom of Hearts, so you don't need to ask yourselves about these matters."

Yang Qing: "..." Damn it!You're even more shameless than me!

The Heart Knight who had been silent just now said slowly: "We have the testimony of Mr. Caterpillar, which can prove that Alice is not the murderer."

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Yang Qing felt that he had never seen such a stupid knight as the Red Heart Knight. How could the hat house, as the sanctioner, listen to the one-sided words of a bug who is not even a human being? It's just a matter of time, it couldn't be easier.

The eyes of the hat house narrowed slightly, he held his glasses with his hand, and then said very seriously: "Since Mr. Caterpillar said so, then I can judge Alice innocent."

Yang Qing: "... Is it really okay to be so casual?" What about the agreed ghost and animal body!Not cool at all!And that very unreliable bug who sells rose seeds casually and talks about important information is authoritative!

The Hat House: "But you just said that, how do I know it was you or Mr. Caterpillar."

Your IQ Jun has been online and is being bound to the main body... After the binding is completed, you will get new skills, and you can delay as long as you can.

Although the result was exactly as Yang Qing thought, the glasses in the shape of a hat house ruined the matter, but he still had a subtle feeling of being slapped in the face.

The Red Heart Knight is naturally not to be outdone. You must know that if you don't get Alice back, you will definitely be beheaded. He is negotiating with his life, okay? ! : "Then we'll bring Mr. Caterpillar here to confront you. If he can prove that Alice didn't kill the Cheshire Cat, then you must let Alice return to the Kingdom of Hearts."

Yang Qing looked at the Red Heart Knight with pity. This kid is really desperate for that kind of chivalry, but the glasses will definitely not give in. It stands to reason that he would never let them go back, let alone bring a witness.

Hat House: "Well, yes."

Yang Qing: "..."

Your wise man is offline... and is restarting the Three Views.

Hat House: "However, Mr. Caterpillar lives too far away. If you want to clear Alice's name so urgently, you can go directly to the church and ask Master Razor."

Yang Qing: "..." What the hell is this? !

The Heart Knight thought for a while, then accepted the hat house's suggestion, and then proposed to go right now.

Although Yang Qing hadn't finished eating half of the donut yet, under the oppression of the red heart knight's eyes, he still got up reluctantly, and the next second after his movement, Lance who was sitting opposite him also stood up with a slam. stand up.

The ears of the March Hare that had been "unhappy" hanging on his head suddenly stood up. He took out his pistol and pointed it at Lance, his eyes bursting with excitement: "Hey! You can't go! Alice !"

However, Lance didn't seem to see the March Hare, he just looked at Yang Qing, ready to react to the opponent's next move at any time. It can definitely shoot bullets steadily.

He turned around and looked at the Hat House, which was completely unaffected by all this: "Can I take him with me?"

Hat House smiled slightly: "You really know how to joke."

Lance: "Well, let the Knight of Heart bet on you. If we run away, he will be at your disposal."

Yang Qing: "..."

The hearty knight's hearty smile froze on his face. He originally planned to take a sip of tea to hide his embarrassment, but found that everyone's eyes were on him. He silently drew out his long sword, probably intending to show his It's not so easy to bully, but his face is blue and red, but he honestly expresses his uneasy heart.

Yang Qing coughed. Although he and the Red Heart Knight were just colleagues, he had given him a lot of help and care along the way. He couldn't leave him alone at this time, and he didn't think the Hat House would agree. How to say, so is the Knight of Hearts

An important member of the Kingdom of Hearts, with superb swordsmanship and no crimes, no one can stop him if he wants to leave.

And this person looks like he really wants to leave now.

Hat House also went with Yang Qingxiang, he raised his eyebrows, and was about to deny this suggestion, but was interrupted by the excited March Rabbit: "Okay, just come to someone to practice with me, boss, that's it ,I like him."

The red heart knight with a strange face turned into the color of a vegetable called tomato when he heard these words. Yang Qing felt sorry for him. Looking at this pure appearance, it is probably the first time To be confessed, the object is still a tall man with rabbit ears.

Oh Amitabha Buddha is so good...

Hat House frowned, and didn't want to agree to March Rabbit's request, but March Rabbit immediately said, "Just treat it as my salary, Boss, don't you still owe me four months' salary?"

Yang Qing: "... So you still owe your employees wages?" →_→

Hat House's complexion is also not good. He has no obsession with money, he just likes to tease his subordinates, such as reneging on debts and not paying wages. The March Rabbit tends to pester her a lot, so he waved his hand perfunctorily: "You can do whatever you want."

The March Rabbit sat down very happily. Yang Qing could only go with the flow in this situation. After all, the enemy had a pig teammate who didn't need it and felt sorry for him. He walked to the Red Heart Knight, ready to comfort this Brother Tomato: "I heard from the caterpillar that you seem to have a good relationship with the white rabbit... Anyway, the other party is also a rabbit, so let's make it up. Anyway, when you want to run away, you don't have to worry about us."

The Red Heart Knight looked at Yang Qing sadly: "Are you comforting me?"

Yang Qing: "Obviously."

The Red Heart Knight: "How do you know about the... thing between me and the White Rabbit?"

Yang Qing: "Uh, he talked about it when he was selling. Anyway, he has experience, so try to hang out with rabbits."

Knight of Hearts: "Do you think they have any similarities apart from being both rabbits?"

Yang Qing: "I don't know, maybe they are all male?"

When the Red Heart Knight was about to say something, Lance appeared silently and dragged Yang Qing away, leaving the Red Heart Knight alone, silently enduring the hot gaze of the March Rabbit, wanting to commit seppuku every minute.

The legendary church is not in the city, but on a hillside. Yang Qing thinks this setting is very reasonable. If it was built in the city, it would have been demolished by a group of heretics long ago.

Both Yang Qing and Lance were wearing suits with the logo of The Hat House. People along the way shot them both with fearful or admiring eyes, and no one dared to make trouble.

When Yang Qing first woke up, the two of them were talking about serious business, but now that they both knew each other's identity, the two of them were at a loss. Of course, Lance couldn't see his depressed heart from the surface, while Yang Qing Qing is more embarrassing.

So he found a topic: "Is the holy son in that church reliable? The magic sticks are all ridiculous."

Lance: "It's not the holy son, it's the razor clam."

Yang Qing: "So what the hell is this?!"

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☆、To be rich is to be self-willed

In all the books with various sue plots, the thing that must be in the church is not the bishop, but a strange creature called the Son, who can be arrogant, cold, or invisible dead gay.But one thing is certain, that is, they are beautiful people comparable to elves, and everyone will worship them because of their delicate faces and powerful aura.

Yang Qing felt a lot of pressure. He hated dealing with pretentious dogs the most in his life. The only friend he had influenced who was suspected of being pretentious was standing beside him. Gas.

To put it bluntly, there cannot be two pretending dogs in a mountain, no, no, the other one is not Lance, but himself.

So when Yang Qing saw the abrupt church standing outside the city wall, his first reaction was to drag Lance to run quickly, but Lance was dragged without moving a step, because of Yang Qing's actions The range is too large and the expressions are too vivid, many people are already planning to stop and watch the two sanctioners fight.

Lance: "I think it is necessary to understand the truth. Seeing more NPCs may help us, not to mention that the Heart Knight is still being held in the hat house."

What he said made sense, but I was speechless QAQ

Just kidding~

Yang Qing has been training his tongue for so many years. He has countless reasons to persuade Lance to run away with him, but his experience in playing strategy games can be said to be zero.And their main task now is to quickly escape from this cheating game where the painting style will change 180 degrees at any time.

There was no other way, he could only follow Lance up the mountain dejectedly.

In reality, it is now November, and the game also started to sell some Christmas gadgets in a very atmosphere. You can see a lot of interesting things from the large glass window, but Yang Qing saw a shop whose owner is After seeing an old woman in a black robe smiling very strangely, she gave up the idea of ​​going in for a stroll.

Lance obviously also has a lot of interest in these stores. According to the general nature of the game, there may be some useful props hidden in them.

He has only been here not long, and he doesn't know much about that church, but he doesn't think that people will answer such questions for you casually.

Lance silently withdrew his attention. He began to stare at the people around him, from the exposed neck slightly covered by the black hair to the cute little earlobes. But suddenly turned around.

The eyes of the two happened to meet, and Yang Qing stroked his hair awkwardly: "What are you looking at?"

Look at you, Lance said in his heart, you are prettier than everything else here, on the surface he still has the same paralyzed face, and asked an irrelevant question: "Do you still have the earrings you gave me?"

Yang Qing was confused, but he still answered honestly: "I put it away and put it at home."

Lance nodded in satisfaction. It seems that he still attaches great importance to the gift he gave, but rather than putting it away properly, he hopes that he can take it with him at any time.

God knows that Yang Qing just thinks it's too wasteful to carry such an expensive gadget.

Looking at his empty earlobe, Lance suddenly felt unhappy. He looked around, as if responding to the call of the party (Lance), a jewelry store appeared.

Lance looked at the handsome people around him, and walked towards the jewelry store without stopping. Yang Qing was stunned for a moment, thinking that maybe Lance had found some clues, so he followed.

When he walked to the door of the store, Yang Qing felt something was wrong, why did the ruby ​​at the door look so familiar?

Two charming women came out. After seeing Lance and Yang Qing, their eyes lit up, and they walked towards them on catwalks. Is it a goblin?

The big wave girl walked up to Lance and put on an enchanting pose: "Little brother, do you need anything? A necklace, a ring, or me?"

Lance completely ignored the flirting, and replied solemnly: "Bring me a pair of earrings, and I want sapphires."

Yang Qing's small shoulders trembled, and he looked at Lance as if he had seen a ghost. After the latter finished speaking, he began to play the sculpture dutifully, ignoring the winks from Yang Qing. Without any embarrassment, he went in to help Lance find the earrings.

As a clerk, she is still very responsible, Yang Qing thought, the Hei Changzhi girl who stood aside stared at him with interest, and then asked with a smile: "You are related to the Duchess of the Kingdom of Hearts ?"

Yang Qing turned around in surprise, his superb makeup skills can even change the shape of his face, besides, he only met this girl once: "Why do you say that?"

Hei Changzhi continued to laugh: "Looks like I guessed right, I just met her and got good things from her (glanced at the ruby ​​hanging there), I'm still very jealous of her, except for her chest If she is more normal and stupid, she will not find any shortcomings, I especially like her eyes, like obsidian, your eyes are just like hers."

You are stupid!You are all stupid!Yang Qing nodded politely, but scolded him severely in his heart, but at the same time he was surprised, as expected of a gatekeeper, he had such a good memory and observed carefully.

The gemstones in this jewelry store are not placed outside, maybe because of the bad security here, all the gemstones are placed in another room, and the clerks have to pick them up by themselves. Usually, they will take a few pieces and let the customers choose by themselves , but the big wave girl came back with only a box in her hand. She closed the door and said, "I promise, this will definitely satisfy you."

Lance didn't speak, Dabo opened the box, and inside were two sapphire stud earrings, exquisite and small, simple and generous, without any fancy style, but it made people like it at first glance.

Lance said decisively: "This is it." Then he took out one, and brought it to Yang Qing under the strange eyes of the two girls.

Seeing this happen, the big wave girl silently swallowed the phrase 'this pair of earrings are couple earrings, you should bring one with your lover'.

Yang Qing touched his ears and asked Lance, "Does it look good?"

Lance took his own one, looked at Yang Qing, and nodded gently.

Yang Qing was embarrassed by the look, and quickly said: "You look good too."

The two girls just watched the two of them unconsciously showing their affection there, their teeth itching with anger, what's wrong with this world, finally two handsome guys came to the store, it turned out to be a pair of gays!

Lance finally turned his gaze from Yang Qing, and asked, "How much?"

The girl who found a chance to prove her existence snorted: "Don't you know? Our store doesn't charge money, you have to exchange it with something we admire."

As a result, before she could finish sewing, she screamed in pain when she was hit by the little thing thrown by Lance. She picked it up and saw that it was a brooch, in the shape of a rose, with diamonds inlaid on it.

"It's all right." After the cool and flamboyant Lance finished speaking, under the baptism of Yang Qing's eyes of "fuck you prodigal", he walked out of the jewelry store. The two of them hadn't walked for a long time before they heard someone calling them from behind.

Looking back, I found that it was Hei Changzhi, who had a bunch of garlic hanging around her neck. She walked up to them and took off the garlic: "Our store has a big bargain today. We have sales and free gifts. This is for you." Then hang the garlic To Yang Qing's neck, go.

Ha ha.

This is the first time I heard that you can get garlic for free when you buy jewelry.

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☆、It’s a razor clam, not a holy son

No matter how outrageous this gift was, the meaning of the gift to Yang Qing was extraordinary. Even if it was a bunch of garlic, he still calmly allowed it to continue hanging around his neck.

Anyway, it’s a gift, don’t be in vain ╮(╯▽╰)╭

The two of them walked around with a bunch of garlic, and finally left the town and went up the mountain. The mountain road is not as flat as the flat road. It is rugged and steep, and the road is very narrow. Some of them bloomed, and when they yawned, their sharp teeth would be exposed. Looking at Yang Qing, his heart trembled twice, and he immediately gave up the idea of ​​pulling them away, and followed Lance obediently.

Yang Qing secretly rejoiced that he didn't wear a skirt to climb the mountain, otherwise he would have fallen down and become a meal for those plants. However, as a housekeeper who has been squatting at home all year round, his physical strength is naturally not comparable to that of struggling in the military headquarters when he was a child. Ransby was panting from exhaustion after a while, wishing he could sit down and have a rest now.

Lance also heard the panting behind him. He knew that Yang Qing did it on purpose and wanted him to stop and take a rest. But for going up the mountain, resting on the mountainside is very unwise. There was a second time when they went up the mountain at a slower and slower speed. Hearing the loud and intensified noise from behind, Lance stopped helplessly, and stretched out his hand to A Zhai behind: "You pull Me, I'll take you up."

This kind of picture has a strong feeling, like a small romantic tendency, and it didn't affect Yang Qing at all. This person's mind is full of tired words, and he quickly grasped Lance's hand, as if catching him. Like a lifesaver.

Lance turned his head and continued to climb. He didn't feel it just now, but now, the man's hand is in his own, warm, hand smaller than his own, a hand that no one else has touched, there are only the two of them here, like It's like being on a date.

The corners of Lance's mouth turned up slightly, as if a bucket of honey had been splashed on his heart, it was sweet.

He unconsciously clenched harder.

Yang Qing was dragged away for a while, basically he was dragged like a sack, which greatly saved his energy, and his head began to function normally again. Looking at the back in front, he felt touched on the one hand, and felt a little bit on the other hand. I am ashamed, I am obviously older than others, yet I want others to help me.

As long as he feels uncomfortable, Yang Qing likes to talk. Now that he knows that Alice is Lance, he feels even more cordial: "When the Red Heart Knight and I didn't come, how did you stay in the hat house?"

Lance thought for a while: "It's not bad, but I'm not allowed to leave, everything else is good."

Yang Qing is a little unhappy, and won't leave if I don't let you go, then if I don't come to you, you can stay here safely: "You don't want to go to me?"

Lance: "At first they gave me something to drink, which made me unable to move at all. The Hat House always liked to make me drink strange things. Then the March Hare told me that you will come to me and let me Just waiting here, I don't know how to go back, so I just waited here, and then I found that as long as there is no resistance, the tea in the hat house will be different."

Yang Qing: "Why is it different?"

Lance: "For example, if you really want to leave here, those teas will have the effect of paralyzing your limbs, preventing you from leaving. When you are in a bad mood, those teas will make you more irritable or hesitant, but if you have no ideas , the mood is calm, and those teas will become ordinary teas, and they are delicious."

Yang Qing: "This is really like the invention of the hat house. Are you in a hurry to wait here? I didn't say that I would definitely come to you."

Lance: "You will."

The people behind were silent for a while, and finally sighed, "Yes, of course I will, you won."

Lance didn't look back, and he didn't say, if you don't know how to do it, I'll go find you until I find it.

Thanks to Lance's efforts, the two finally came to the church. Compared with the barrenness of this mountain, the church is simply outrageous. Yang Qing breathed a sigh of relief and saw that Lance was not even breathing. I can't hold back my face, so I must exercise well in the future.

He looked around, and suddenly ran forward as if he had discovered a new continent, shouting: "Hey! Lance! Look! It's the sea!"

Lance followed him and found that there was really an endless sea beyond the mountain.

This kind of completely unreasonable geological structure was only imagined by Al. Yang Qing looked at the blue sea and secretly complained in his heart. At this time, the door of the church opened suddenly, and a tortoise wearing a priest's robe came out. , looking at Lance and Yang Qing with a serious face: "No loud noise is allowed around the church."

Yang Qing turned around and asked Lance, "Is this... a turtle?"

Lance: "According to geographical analysis, this should be a sea turtle."

Turtle: "I'm not a turtle, I'm a fake turtle, you two rude children, what's the matter?"

It doesn't matter whether you are real or not, anyway, you are just a bastard, Yang Qing laughed gracefully while making complaints: "We are here to find Lord Shengzi."

The fake sea turtle seemed very impatient. He waved his hand stiffly, intending to reject Yang Qing, but when he saw the garlic hanging on Yang Qing's body, he stopped waving suddenly: "Although it's impolite, I still have a pretty heart." Dear ones, go in." He said, pointing to the open door.

Yang Qing didn't understand why this bastard's attitude suddenly changed so much, but it was enough to go in, so he dragged Lance in.

The outside of the church is magnificent, and the inside is also very clean and bright. The sun shines in through the colored glass, just like being in heaven. Yang Qing is very disturbed in his heart. This kind of situation is most suitable for the blond-haired pretentious dog to survive. He shook his head, thinking about how to negotiate with him so that he would not have the urge to tear his face off.

"What's the matter with you?" The cold boy's voice sounded, Yang Qing's heart tightened, and he raised his head with a hypocritical smile, intending to ask something.

Then his smile froze on his face, and after a while, Yang Qing turned his head stiffly and looked at Lance: "Can you tell me why Lord Shengzi is a shell?"

Lance: "He's not a shell, he's a razor. I've been telling you, we're here to find razors."

Yang Qing: "..." I always thought that your Mandarin was not standard, and as a normal person, who would have thought that there would be razor clams in the church!

The church is actually opened by seafood, Mama, I want to go back to Mars QAQ

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☆, the seed of doubt

While Yang Qing was still trying to adjust his facial muscles and broken three views, the big clam shell standing on the side of the crucified Jesus also slowly turned around. Yang Qing found that his previous worries were completely unnecessary, tearing up Other people's face?Then there must be a face. May I ask where does a clam shell get a face?And why did the clam shell set a cool and youthful voice for it!Al, you will definitely not beat you to death after waiting for me to go back!

Lance saw that Yang Qing was still in a dead state, and he was not in a hurry to get down to business, just waiting for him to restart.

Razor looked at the two people below who didn't say anything, and instantly felt offended. He shouted angrily: "Fake turtle!"

The turtle who didn't know where it was doing immediately walked in with stiff steps, and saluted the clam shell very respectfully: "Do you have any orders? Master Razor?"

Clamshell angrily pointed at Lance and Yang Qing: "Why do you put such people in, it will tarnish the holy church."

The mock turtle rubbed its paws: "Yes, they were rude, but, I mean, they brought garlic."

The voice of the big clam shell fluctuated suddenly: "What? You said garlic? Why I don't know."

Of course you don't know, and you don't have eyes.Yang Qing complained silently in his heart.

Razor cleared his throat: "Look at you